FabSwingers.com forum: How clean is your car....

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

....inside?

Is it spotlessly pristine or else is does it more closely resemble a most deplorable crime scene of empty crisp packets, crumbs and dirt on the seats?

Fear not, no one will pass judgement upon your filthy shame if you confess to the latter.

(Well......they probably will actually but indulge us all anyway)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am guilty of empty Costa coffee cups being left in my car and empty fruit pots from my son.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....inside?

Is it spotlessly pristine or else is does it more closely resemble a most deplorable crime scene of empty crisp packets, crumbs and dirt on the seats?

Fear not, no one will pass judgement upon your filthy shame if you confess to the latter.

(Well......they probably will actually but indulge us all anyway)

Immaculate inside, ocd for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am ashamed of my car imside and out in general. It had an emergency visit to the mechanic recently which always means much apologising for the smell. Wet dog and damp and horse things and forgotten bits of food and just general ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I used to go for breakfast once a month in a cafe that does the best breakfast around. It might be 25 minutes drive away but it’s worth it. I would drop my car to the Turkish fellas up the road, leave it with them whilst I was in the cafe then go back and get it.

The cafe has been closed for months, therefore my car hasn’t been valeted for months.

I do empty it of rubbish every time I’m in the petrol station (I chuck everything in their bin). I have about 5 coats in there, 10 pairs of shoes both mine and my daughters. We have a habit of taking out shoes off in the car or if I’ve worn heels I drive in slippers and transfer into heels in the car and then those heels remain in the car!

I’ll get it cleaned ready for when I start my Xmas shopping.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

You don't want to know

You could probably live in it for a week

Jo x

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Very clean washed and hoovered yesterday just like me squeaky clean all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean, devoid of rubbish, but in need of a valet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Spotless, never been driven, fresh from the showroom.

Did I say from? I meant in.

The buses I get on however, generally a Greggs wrapper and can of pop rolling around. Litterbug cuntspangles. Take yer fucking rubbish with ya!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Question: Is it considered poor etiquette to have a stray, solitary McDonalds fry stuck down the inside of the drivers seat?

It’s gone green now.

I suppose it will decompose eventually

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Question: Is it considered poor etiquette to have a stray, solitary McDonalds fry stuck down the inside of the drivers seat?

It’s gone green now.

I suppose it will decompose eventually

Derrrrr, chip eating insect food. Helping the critters ain't ya.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Question: Is it considered poor etiquette to have a stray, solitary McDonalds fry stuck down the inside of the drivers seat?

It’s gone green now.

I suppose it will decompose eventually

Derrrrr, chip eating insect food. Helping the critters ain't ya."

Mmmmm.....yes....yes indeed! That’s - that’s exactly my reasoning...

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Question: Is it considered poor etiquette to have a stray, solitary McDonalds fry stuck down the inside of the drivers seat?

It’s gone green now.

I suppose it will decompose eventually

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The worrying thing is they never go green or decompose. Whatever preservatives they use - I want to inject some!

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Spotless

Can’t stand a messy lived in car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a mark inside. Bit mucky on the outside but that's this time of year for you. Either way it gets hoovered and washed every sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotless on the inside mainly because I valeted it and wet vacuumed the seats because my little minions got mud everywhere.

On the outside its a different matter I live up a dirty single track lane so it gets cleaned once a month

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

my car is a bit messy inside I do much it out now & again, years ago I got an empty can stuck under the clutch pedal & had quite a scary moment .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a horsey gal so not at all clean!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh dear, this reminds me of the time many years ago when I used to drive into London for the night shift and got stopped by a routine Police roadblock at a time they had the "ring of steel" around the City - being as I was a single man in a car on my own after dark on a Sunday night they did a full check inside and out of the car - which included finding 40 odd empty fag packets under the passenger seat (my normal place to throw them when they were empty)!!!

Not only that but they found a photocopy of an A to Z map with a red ring round a location in West London, which as you can imagine at a time when IRA bombings were the reason for the ring of steel they wanted to know what it was for - I couldn't for the life of me think, but they pressed me more and more and fingers went on triggers of the armed unit that was there - I then remembered it was for a gig I'd been to three years previously!!

So no, not the best at keeping the car tidy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermm

My home is lovely.. car not so

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Decent and clean. No empty wrappers which I've seen in many cars!

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By *exfordLad69696Man
over a year ago

Wexford Town

Well my personal car is spotless because I hardly use it , but my work jeep is a nightmare a mountain of receipts and coffee cups haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is nicknamed Skip

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Inside clean and tidy other an one empty gum tub ( just need to take that out when I have a free hand)

Outside, erm well I had to clean the number plates the other day so I didn’t get stopped

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Used to be clean and tidy... Like everything else this year, it's slipped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabin area and outside are really clean however we have 6 dogs so the boot can get a bit busy and if they aren't in it pre or post walk then my kit bag can be know to travel and that can be a bit stinky at times

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

My everyday car could do with a bit of a clear out, my workvan is a mess, but my other car is spotless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the top off my Jeep over the summer. I went thru this huge stagnant water mudhole. Still can't get the smell out of the interior. I tried everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is a shit tip! A travelling trashcan!

Usually filled with travel mugs and paperwork. It is currently in the garage, I cleaned it out prior thinking great.

I got a Whatsapp off my mechanic with a picture of a pasty wrapper from 2018 he found under the seat.

He reckons it will go quicker if I get rid of the rubbish

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

My car isn't at all messy (I leave a pair of glasses and an umbrella in it, but that's all).

I've been known to own a car for 5 years without ever washing it though, so my car is always pretty dirty.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Spotless, I only got it on Thursday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My car isn't at all messy (I leave a pair of glasses and an umbrella in it, but that's all).

I've been known to own a car for 5 years without ever washing it though, so my car is always pretty dirty."

Tbf I rarely wash mine either. Though I am thinking of treating it to a posh wash and valet when I get it back

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By *hilledOutGuy1Man
over a year ago

Not far away

my car is spotless, its brand new, only had it a week!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"My car isn't at all messy (I leave a pair of glasses and an umbrella in it, but that's all).

I've been known to own a car for 5 years without ever washing it though, so my car is always pretty dirty.

Tbf I rarely wash mine either. Though I am thinking of treating it to a posh wash and valet when I get it back

Posh wash with hot wax? Ooh... that's luxury that is.

I'm gutted that mine didn't get it's annual hoover when it was serviced (I don't know how not hoovering my car helps reduce the spread of covid but apparently it does!).

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Oh mine is an utter shit tip drives M mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m obsessed with keeping my car clean. It’s spotless inside and smelling good. The outside gets washed twice a week and waxed at least every other wether it needs it or not.

I’m kind of a car geek!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Currently mine is spotless inside and out after cleaning it all yesterday and replacing all my brakes the day before.

Yes some of us dodgy trannies aren't scared of breaking a nail and can be quite handy with a socket set and a bucket of cleaning products

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Its a dusty bin with hay, straw, animal feed, compost, packets etc etc and as I say to my mates, if you don't like it get the bus. it does mean I get out of driving on a night out though

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Inside of my car is always immaculate

Outside looks like a tractor

mud all over it and I’ve only been out once this week. Under normal circumstances it would do around 800 miles a week and run through a hand-wash car wash at least twice a week

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By *oeBiggs321Man
over a year ago

Reading

My car gets a good scrub every other week inside and out! Unfortunately i dont think i look quite as good as when you see others cleaning their motors on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends which one as my farm one is not spotless but my road cars get a fortnightly valet! And no muddy boots allowed and no feet on the windscreen!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

The boot is filthy but i will blame the weather and the dogs. Everything else is spotless.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Currently pristine as its a courtesy car and they sterilised it before I got it. My own car is usually pretty clean inside though to be fair. The worst it gets is some cat hair on the dash and the e liquid bottles my partner leaves in the passenger door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immaculate as my dad cleans it for me.

My neighbor's car has all water streaks all over it even though he washed and polished it this morning.but apparently someone threw a water balloon at his head from there bedroom window and it splashed his car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cars literally always used to be immaculate inside and out until a couple of years ago. Now I really can't be fucked with it. So it stays dirty.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

It’s good at the moment, little winkles haven’t been in for a few weeks.

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I'm a horsey gal so not at all clean!"

Snap, I've been known for grass to grow in my foot wells! And have to make sure I've removed all hay from my hair before meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a horsey gal so not at all clean!

Snap, I've been known for grass to grow in my foot wells! And have to make sure I've removed all hay from my hair before meets!

I have a stud and my discovery is the all round car to go round. Its generally got feed and veterinary gear in it. It's the hypodermic needles that create the most fun but hey what's wrong with a small prick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....inside?

Is it spotlessly pristine or else is does it more closely resemble a most deplorable crime scene of empty crisp packets, crumbs and dirt on the seats?

Fear not, no one will pass judgement upon your filthy shame if you confess to the latter.

(Well......they probably will actually but indulge us all anyway)

Our car is absolutely disgusting, we have two large working dogs

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

My Van is a bin !!! It’s probably going to be more cost effective to replace it than have someone valet it ...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Mines going for annual service and MOT next week so I’ll give it it’s annual wash before I drop it in.

I always pressure wash underneath, as I know from experience what a pain it is to work underneath something caked in mud.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's variable right now. Back end (exterior) filthy. Front end (exterior) pretty clean. Interior cabin moderate. Fewer pay n display tickets and old receipts due to there being nowhere to go. Boot - a jumble of bits belonging to wheelchairs (sports and day chairs) and probably plenty of leaves/mud from said wheelchair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit muddy, but I do a lot of walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse women tend to have to worst car interiors ever!! I should know I employ both at the stud and the lads are clean and tidy and the girls tend to be too dirty even for covid-19!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No clutter, but a bit dusty in the dashboard, needs a hoovering and a good cleaning on the outside too.

I normally like cleaning but for some reason, cleaning my car is soooooo difficult!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time the outside sees a wash is when it goes into the garage to have a service etc. The inside is used as an office quiet a bit so if I want to take a passenger I usually have to move wrappers, coffee cups and papers from the passenger seat and foot well. I don’t carry passengers often though thank god!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both our cars are generally clean, both washed every week, hoovered once a month and always emptied off clutter after every drive. The only things that live in them is boots for walking the dog daily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only time the outside sees a wash is when it goes into the garage to have a service etc. The inside is used as an office quiet a bit so if I want to take a passenger I usually have to move wrappers, coffee cups and papers from the passenger seat and foot well. I don’t carry passengers often though thank god! "
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When your car needs a wash it’s a better colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine kept clean however it’s mucky at the moment on the outside due to the weather. Its too cold to wait while it’s having a valet so I’ll maybe have to try one of those drive through things

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

The front is clean, the back is a bomb site,, that's kids for you

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Absolutely spotless... On the day that i bought it new

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Between the kids and the dog, not that clean. Although not in a littered with rubbish way, it’s just not polished and hoovered.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

No idea ... haven't used it in weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that’s used as a dog mobile is rank. My day to day car is spotless.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My car is show room pristine on the inside and a little winter spray mucky on the outside.

Nothing a fairy fart couldn't remove.

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

Both my car and my van/camper are a little messy, I think I have about 4 coats on the seats along with 4 pairs of trainers in each that I wear either to crossfit or the gym. They both have have 2 gym bags in with spare changes of clothes as well. I don't have any rubbish in the vehicles just clothing. I never know what I'm going to drive so keep stuff in both. I'm fucked when I take my bike hah

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mines ok atm but I've only had it 3 weeks, apart from a Willy on the inside window at the back that I noticed. My son drew one on the steamed up glass....little bugger!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Both my car and my van/camper are a little messy, I think I have about 4 coats on the seats along with 4 pairs of trainers in each that I wear either to crossfit or the gym. They both have have 2 gym bags in with spare changes of clothes as well. I don't have any rubbish in the vehicles just clothing. I never know what I'm going to drive so keep stuff in both. I'm fucked when I take my bike hah "

You're hot

Sorry ~ carry on.

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

My car is very clean.... I hate a messy car.... I don't even let passengers eat in my car lol

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Clean and smelling great

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My car is very clean.... I hate a messy car.... I don't even let passengers eat in my car lol"

I won't let my grandson eat in the car. Fucks sake why do people think you have to shove crisps at them every ten mins..... or give them a fucking ice cream.

I'd stop the car and let them out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else read the title to this thread in a take that style?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Does anyone else read the title to this thread in a take that style?"

No. It reads to me like Maggie and the other cleaning woman .......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Aggie and Kim soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is as clean as my mind is dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aggie and Kim soz"

Your love isn’t very deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got dogs and horses, mine also looks like a mobile tack room!! Just shift the saddles and take a pew!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

It’s not the cleanest thanks to the dog but is tidyish. I know I have CD’s in both front door pockets. I’ve hardly used it since March. T is borrowing it today to deliver Xmas trees so at least it will smell nice!!

J x

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

You're hot

Sorry ~ carry on. "

Makes 2 of us then. Good god!

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Greenpeace would be protesting outside my front door if I dared remove all the things that are growing inside my car

It is it's own little eco system

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By *ustyandfilthCouple
over a year ago

YORK

Spotless

, as our home is

The only thing we like dirty is Sex

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Does anyone else read the title to this thread in a take that style?"

Take who? Why can't I wake up with you?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Not the best. It's used for business and we live in the countryside, so very difficult to keep clean.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Mine. Like to keep it clean inside and out. I Don't eat or drink in the car. Ensure no one ever leaves rubbish in the car or bottles as well.

Clean it myself about every 2-3 weeks.

Then have to do the wife's which is nightmare I never understand how the inside can get dirty so quick.

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