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If the average volume of ejaculate is a teaspoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How full would you have filled an Olympic sized swimming pool in your lifetime right now?

It’s disturbingly disgusting, but technically if you worked out roughly how many wanks you have had since the time you started wanking until now, you could technically work it out?

I average about 3 wanks a day, since the age of 14.

So that’s

Roughly 125,000 ml of ejaculate probably a bit more or less.

Now to google the average volume of an Olympic sized swimming pool....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

2,500,000 ml is an Olympic sized swimming pool. Crumbs.

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Another wanking thread op??

That’s news to me I was under the impression us lads only got a pint and a half in a life time

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Some thread ideas never cease to amaze me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another wanking thread op??

That’s news to me I was under the impression us lads only got a pint and a half in a life time "

Fuck knows. It can’t be surely?

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By *hePolyMathMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames


"Another wanking thread op??

That’s news to me I was under the impression us lads only got a pint and a half in a life time

Fuck knows. It can’t be surely?"

Definitely not most guys are 2 to 5ml per blow. Some are heavier cummers (shameless plug: friends get to see that video on my profile)

So lets say 4ml on avg. you say 3 times a day, thats 12ml per day or 84ml per week of jizz - that works out at just over 4.3 litres per year (2 large pop bottles full)

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Three wanks a day from the age of 14!!

You're an amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could probably fill a paddling pool in an evening

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By *hePolyMathMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames


"I could probably fill a paddling pool in an evening "

move over ice bucket challenge, the paddling pool challenge has arrived

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My weird Maths problem that popped into my head at midnight on Saturday was "have we kissed a million times in our 17yr relationship and if no, how many times a day on average must we kiss to achieve this?"

We actually sat and did some Maths

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It would probably hardly fall a good padding pool for average guys, surely? I've done no calculations but can assume as he ages, his incontinence will probably fill an ocean, in comparison

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By *hePolyMathMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames


"It would probably hardly fall a good padding pool for average guys, surely? I've done no calculations but can assume as he ages, his incontinence will probably fill an ocean, in comparison "

Well played. I snortlaughed at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you float or sink trying to cross a pool of spunk. Im definitely holding my nose whatever.

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By *hePolyMathMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames


"My weird Maths problem that popped into my head at midnight on Saturday was "have we kissed a million times in our 17yr relationship and if no, how many times a day on average must we kiss to achieve this?"

We actually sat and did some Maths "

What did the calcs return KC?

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By *hePolyMathMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames


"Would you float or sink trying to cross a pool of spunk. Im definitely holding my nose whatever. "

Water has a density of .9982 g/ml and semen has a density of ~1 g/ml. A human body has a density of ~1.05g/ml. So the answer is sink...

But theres air in our lungs. If you are holding your breath, I'd say float.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't recommend doing that, the pool may get pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you float or sink trying to cross a pool of spunk. Im definitely holding my nose whatever.

Water has a density of .9982 g/ml and semen has a density of ~1 g/ml. A human body has a density of ~1.05g/ml. So the answer is sink...

But theres air in our lungs. If you are holding your breath, I'd say float."

I shall hold my breath then and do backstroke

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By *hePolyMathMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames


"Would you float or sink trying to cross a pool of spunk. Im definitely holding my nose whatever.

Water has a density of .9982 g/ml and semen has a density of ~1 g/ml. A human body has a density of ~1.05g/ml. So the answer is sink...

But theres air in our lungs. If you are holding your breath, I'd say float.

I shall hold my breath then and do backstroke "

ngl, do love a good backstroke.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My weird Maths problem that popped into my head at midnight on Saturday was "have we kissed a million times in our 17yr relationship and if no, how many times a day on average must we kiss to achieve this?"

We actually sat and did some Maths

What did the calcs return KC?"

We'd have to kiss about 50 times every day until we've been together for about 54 years. We thought that was, on average, do-able, considering we've had significant periods apart during our relationship (oil rig work for 6wk stretches etc)

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By *hePolyMathMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames


"My weird Maths problem that popped into my head at midnight on Saturday was "have we kissed a million times in our 17yr relationship and if no, how many times a day on average must we kiss to achieve this?"

We actually sat and did some Maths

What did the calcs return KC?

We'd have to kiss about 50 times every day until we've been together for about 54 years. We thought that was, on average, do-able, considering we've had significant periods apart during our relationship (oil rig work for 6wk stretches etc) "

For one, im now glad i know the maths have been worked out - but for two, im so stoked you both have it in the 'do able' category. 50 kisses a day for 54 years - my very best of luck to you both, you can do it - i believe in you two!

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