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Hot Tub Party #16 The One Where Fiddles is the Filling in a Maddie &Esmerelda Sandwhich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well we are now at #16 and our Party is still kicking !!

Things were getting pretty fun at our little party....when we left off at...

Private Parts was just about to Paint Madison like one of his French Girls .... and She gets to keep The Heart of the Ocean Blue Diamond!!

Fiddles is going to be the filling in a yummy Maddie and Esmerelda Sandwhich...

Wonko wonders if the party is ever going to End... well Wonko it's not looking like it !!

Jimmy has a Hot Date with two Really Hot Chicks at the Hot Tub This evening...

Wookie and his wingman Chunky Gent are still up to their usual Shenanigans!! (That is Stormtrooper always to me!!

Miles is somewhere amongst the party and will appear when you least expect it!!

Esmerelda and Maddie really are two peas in a Pod...

LEE came back for more...he always does...

Dan is still here with his nice .... well you know....

Sir olovingman was promoted to Welcoming committee

Kaizer Thunderkiss taught Maddie how to do the Ninja Emoji

There are all kinds of body shots at the Bar and lots of Hot Guys and I mean a lot of Hot guys volunteering to give and get those Shots!! Whew did it just get hot in here? Well You know what Nelly says "So take off all your clothes "

Lots of New cool people still dropping in to hang out and have a good time...

Cindi is sure to be Decorating for Santa Soon in her Cute Little Santa Hat...

WaveRunner One of Maddies Fav's joined the party

AND THE RAZOR'S EDGE IS BACK BITCHES....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lee has CUM back yet again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lee has CUM back yet again "

You are Seriously my Favorite Now!! I'm glad you keep coming back !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Miles settles into the new sofas in the quiet corner *

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

16!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"16!!! "

Where will it end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lee has CUM back yet again

You are Seriously my Favorite Now!! I'm glad you keep coming back !

"

Well who wouldn't want to keep cuming back for more Maddie & Co

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"16!!!

Where will it end? "

Will it end !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"16!!!

Where will it end?

Will it end !!!!!!!"

In a word.... No!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"* Miles settles into the new sofas in the quiet corner *"

I know my Dear...

I always know!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"16!!! "

OMG GOREGOUS I KNOW RIGHT!!

But I get to see you everyday so it's pretty cool!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"16!!!

Where will it end?

Will it end !!!!!!!

In a word.... No! "

Well you would probably miss me now... Best it keeps going!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"16!!!

Where will it end?

Will it end !!!!!!!"

NEVER

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lee has CUM back yet again

You are Seriously my Favorite Now!! I'm glad you keep coming back !

Well who wouldn't want to keep cuming back for more Maddie & Co "

Awww

MELTS !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"16!!!

Where will it end?

Will it end !!!!!!!

NEVER "

The never ending party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lee has CUM back yet again

You are Seriously my Favorite Now!! I'm glad you keep coming back !

Well who wouldn't want to keep cuming back for more Maddie & Co

Awww

MELTS !!"

Melt right this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Devilish is new, so will be quietly in the corner sussing everyone out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* Miles settles into the new sofas in the quiet corner *

I know my Dear...

I always know!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Devilish is new, so will be quietly in the corner sussing everyone out "

They're a bit quiet at the moment but when they get started, you can just join in. That's how this party works. You'll get the hang of it instantly.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm laid on the bed waiting patiently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*releases 50000 foam filled balloons into the party*

Keep an eye out people there is a voucher for a beach picnic with Maddie inside one of the balloons. Best of luck to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"16!!!

Where will it end?

Will it end !!!!!!!

In a word.... No!

Well you would probably miss me now... Best it keeps going! "

How frightfully accurate!

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"16!!!

Where will it end? "
never ending!

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"16!!!

Where will it end?

Will it end !!!!!!!

In a word.... No!

Well you would probably miss me now... Best it keeps going! "

You do

Every cloud and all that

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Devilish is new, so will be quietly in the corner sussing everyone out "

Well hello there newb

Come join the party x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"16!!!

Where will it end? never ending! "

The never ending party

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Devilish is new, so will be quietly in the corner sussing everyone out "

Well Hello Devilish We are glad you stopped by !! You just join in when you want!! And let me know if you need anything!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm laid on the bed waiting patiently. "

Wait Am I painting you... ?

LISTEN I'M KEEPING THAT NECKLACE EITHER WAY PAL!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Miles, having observed the party since its inception, notes that this one appears to be slowing. *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*releases 50000 foam filled balloons into the party*

Keep an eye out people there is a voucher for a beach picnic with Maddie inside one of the balloons. Best of luck to you all "

Awwwwwww

Wonko you are the sweetest!! But you are my Favorite at the Beach!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"16!!!

Where will it end?

Will it end !!!!!!!

In a word.... No!

Well you would probably miss me now... Best it keeps going!

How frightfully accurate! "

Same here My Friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"16!!!

Where will it end?

Will it end !!!!!!!

In a word.... No!

Well you would probably miss me now... Best it keeps going!

You do

Every cloud and all that "

Xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers Madison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your tipple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back I'm back dont panic maddie I was just checking how high I was in the mens hot list I'm on page 2 whop whop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cheers Madison"

Cheers Miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I offer you a drink Madison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Miles reaches down for his drink and Madison has disappeared again *

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Wheres the rum guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheres the rum guy? "

Usually in the corner with a bottle of said beverage, although... haven't seen him today.

More importantly... How are you?

You here for body shots with Maddie in the tub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*releases 50000 foam filled balloons into the party*

Keep an eye out people there is a voucher for a beach picnic with Maddie inside one of the balloons. Best of luck to you all

Awwwwwww

Wonko you are the sweetest!! But you are my Favorite at the Beach!!"

Sweet taking will get you everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wheres the rum guy? "

Oh he's in the game section. Thats where I hang out with him. Then he pops over here when he feels like it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*releases 50000 foam filled balloons into the party*

Keep an eye out people there is a voucher for a beach picnic with Maddie inside one of the balloons. Best of luck to you all

Awwwwwww

Wonko you are the sweetest!! But you are my Favorite at the Beach!!

Sweet taking will get you everywhere "

I know and to think Wonko you doubted that I would ever win you over!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*releases 50000 foam filled balloons into the party*

Keep an eye out people there is a voucher for a beach picnic with Maddie inside one of the balloons. Best of luck to you all

Awwwwwww

Wonko you are the sweetest!! But you are my Favorite at the Beach!!

Sweet taking will get you everywhere

I know and to think Wonko you doubted that I would ever win you over!! "

There was an easier way though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*releases 50000 foam filled balloons into the party*

Keep an eye out people there is a voucher for a beach picnic with Maddie inside one of the balloons. Best of luck to you all

Awwwwwww

Wonko you are the sweetest!! But you are my Favorite at the Beach!!

Sweet taking will get you everywhere

I know and to think Wonko you doubted that I would ever win you over!!

There was an easier way though "

Hmmmm I don't think so ... you were alot of work !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*releases 50000 foam filled balloons into the party*

Keep an eye out people there is a voucher for a beach picnic with Maddie inside one of the balloons. Best of luck to you all

Awwwwwww

Wonko you are the sweetest!! But you are my Favorite at the Beach!!

Sweet taking will get you everywhere

I know and to think Wonko you doubted that I would ever win you over!!

There was an easier way though

Hmmmm I don't think so ... you were alot of work !! "

There is an easier way. Trust me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*releases 50000 foam filled balloons into the party*

Keep an eye out people there is a voucher for a beach picnic with Maddie inside one of the balloons. Best of luck to you all

Awwwwwww

Wonko you are the sweetest!! But you are my Favorite at the Beach!!

Sweet taking will get you everywhere

I know and to think Wonko you doubted that I would ever win you over!!

There was an easier way though

Hmmmm I don't think so ... you were alot of work !!

There is an easier way. Trust me "

Wonko My Dear you are speaking in riddles ... and I think I may suck at them !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I offer you a drink Madison?"

I Will have glass of Moscato please Miles Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm back I'm back dont panic maddie I was just checking how high I was in the mens hot list I'm on page 2 whop whop "

Woohooo Wookie thats a Big Deal I'm proud of you !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*releases 50000 foam filled balloons into the party*

Keep an eye out people there is a voucher for a beach picnic with Maddie inside one of the balloons. Best of luck to you all

Awwwwwww

Wonko you are the sweetest!! But you are my Favorite at the Beach!!

Sweet taking will get you everywhere

I know and to think Wonko you doubted that I would ever win you over!!

There was an easier way though

Hmmmm I don't think so ... you were alot of work !!

There is an easier way. Trust me

Wonko My Dear you are speaking in riddles ... and I think I may suck at them !! "

Speaking of riddles... Did we ever figure out the "special thingy" Riddle from last night?

CG... Care to enlighten us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*releases 50000 foam filled balloons into the party*

Keep an eye out people there is a voucher for a beach picnic with Maddie inside one of the balloons. Best of luck to you all

Awwwwwww

Wonko you are the sweetest!! But you are my Favorite at the Beach!!

Sweet taking will get you everywhere

I know and to think Wonko you doubted that I would ever win you over!!

There was an easier way though

Hmmmm I don't think so ... you were alot of work !!

There is an easier way. Trust me

Wonko My Dear you are speaking in riddles ... and I think I may suck at them !!

Speaking of riddles... Did we ever figure out the "special thingy" Riddle from last night?

CG... Care to enlighten us? "

Yea what Jimmy said ... I completely forgot about that !! Something must of distracted me !! But now I've been reminded And want to know ... better Fess us Stormtrooper or else...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Maddie sorry im a bit late. Could I possibly have a Jack d and and a seat next to you in the hot tub lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Maddie sorry im a bit late. Could I possibly have a Jack d and and a seat next to you in the hot tub lol "

Hi Jack come on in .Jack and coming up . And of course you can sit by me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orange juice for me whilst your there please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An orange juice for me whilst your there please"

Of course .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An orange juice for me whilst your there please

Of course . "

Thank you.

* Picks up his orange juice and saunters back to his corner *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I'd pop in for a nightcap and a catch up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi Lee whats up Buttercup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fireballs left .this hot tub is amazing xx Maddie you know how to host a party x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any fireballs left .this hot tub is amazing xx Maddie you know how to host a party x "

Thanks !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where have some of the guests gone Maddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where have some of the guests gone Maddie "

Work has depleted our guests I fear.

Weekend may pickup again (fingers crossed)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi Everybody

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where have some of the guests gone Maddie

Work has depleted our guests I fear.

Weekend may pickup again (fingers crossed)"

Maybe everyone just had a long day And They are sleeping . I know I had a long day *** yawn***

I actually think I may crash early tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where have some of the guests gone Maddie

Work has depleted our guests I fear.

Weekend may pickup again (fingers crossed)

Maybe everyone just had a long day And They are sleeping . I know I had a long day *** yawn***

I actually think I may crash early tonight!!

"

I think I will join you.

Can I offer you a nightcap??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going home...if i remember where i parked my car, or left my keys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im going home...if i remember where i parked my car, or left my keys "

Hi cutie !! Oh no well I can't worry about you not getting home!! (love,)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's ok Maddie x it's been a long day x i will just finish my drink and dry myself off x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where have some of the guests gone Maddie

Work has depleted our guests I fear.

Weekend may pickup again (fingers crossed)

Maybe everyone just had a long day And They are sleeping . I know I had a long day *** yawn***

I actually think I may crash early tonight!!

I think I will join you.

Can I offer you a nightcap??"

That would be absolutely wonderful!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's ok Maddie x it's been a long day x i will just finish my drink and dry myself off x "

Thanks For understanding Jack . I will be Party Maddie tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where have some of the guests gone Maddie

Work has depleted our guests I fear.

Weekend may pickup again (fingers crossed)

Maybe everyone just had a long day And They are sleeping . I know I had a long day *** yawn***

I actually think I may crash early tonight!!

I think I will join you.

Can I offer you a nightcap??

That would be absolutely wonderful!! "

Come with me... *takes Maddie by the hand and leads her upstairs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok thanks again Maddie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks maddie you are a beautiful woman and so caring.

Maybe the party needs to accept its over and a transition to the next party is put in place???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks maddie you are a beautiful woman and so caring.

Maybe the party needs to accept its over and a transition to the next party is put in place???"

Maybe ... Hey I can throw any party. Maybe you can help me think of something!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok thanks again Maddie x "

Nite Nite Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where have some of the guests gone Maddie

Work has depleted our guests I fear.

Weekend may pickup again (fingers crossed)

Maybe everyone just had a long day And They are sleeping . I know I had a long day *** yawn***

I actually think I may crash early tonight!!

I think I will join you.

Can I offer you a nightcap??

That would be absolutely wonderful!!

Come with me... *takes Maddie by the hand and leads her upstairs*"

Takes hand and follows .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks maddie you are a beautiful woman and so caring.

Maybe the party needs to accept its over and a transition to the next party is put in place???

Maybe ... Hey I can throw any party. Maybe you can help me think of something!! "

Two heads are better than one!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks maddie you are a beautiful woman and so caring.

Maybe the party needs to accept its over and a transition to the next party is put in place???

Maybe ... Hey I can throw any party. Maybe you can help me think of something!!

Two heads are better than one!! "

I agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Miles watches the chaps leave and Madison and Jimmy head upstairs. Finishes his drink and leaves quietly, locking the door behind him *

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Yasmeen.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hello Yasmeen."

Hello darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot my phone and came back for my phone.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I forgot my phone and came back for my phone. "

It was in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you still up or are you an early riser?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot my phone and came back for my phone.

It was in my bed"

Shhhh....that's our little secret about how it got there.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Why are you still up or are you an early riser?"

I'm asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you still up or are you an early riser?

I'm asleep "

and I'm not here.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Why are you still up or are you an early riser?

I'm asleep

and I'm not here."

You behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I'm not. You're dreaming.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"No, I'm not. You're dreaming."

Its jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's upstairs. In fact, you're not here at all.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"He's upstairs. In fact, you're not here at all."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, see what I did there??

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Ah, see what I did there?? "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now....I'm going to count to three and you'll wake with no idea how you got here

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Now....I'm going to count to three and you'll wake with no idea how you got here"

Night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, see what I did there??

No"

Nor do I. People can say rubbish in a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now....I'm going to count to three and you'll wake with no idea how you got here

Night"

Yes it is. Not quite morning yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was unexpected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Miles stays for a night cap *

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over a year ago

* Finishes his drink, picks up phone and locks behind him again. *

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Xxx"

Hi Goregous... so sorry I missed you !!

Xoxo

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over a year ago


"Hello Yasmeen."

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I thought I'd just pop my head in.

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over a year ago


"I thought I'd just pop my head in. "

Stormtrooper Hi sweetheart!!

Awe good morning... Me too. This is where my Best Friends are .... also popping in !

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over a year ago


"Now....I'm going to count to three and you'll wake with no idea how you got here"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are you still up or are you an early riser?

I'm asleep

and I'm not here.

You behind me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fucking baltic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's fucking baltic "

What does that mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's fucking baltic "

Hi there Cowboy... Fancy seeing you here...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I thought I'd just pop my head in.

Stormtrooper Hi sweetheart!!

Awe good morning... Me too. This is where my Best Friends are .... also popping in ! "

Then I'm in the right place.

Did i miss the orgy?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I definitely like this sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's fucking baltic

What does that mean?"

Here on this rock in the h'Atlantic it is freezing on this wondrous Wednesday!

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over a year ago


"It's fucking baltic

Hi there Cowboy... Fancy seeing you here... "

Hey good lookin, what ya got....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me "

Does that mean i don't get to be best man and fuck the bridesmaids? Pfffffft.

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over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me "

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Clearly my Answer was YES.... But SOMEBODY got up to fast ...

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over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

Does that mean i don't get to be best man and fuck the bridesmaids? Pfffffft. "

STORMTROOPER TROPPER NO YOU CAN NOT FUCK ALL THE BRIDESMAIDS.... WELL IT IS IN VEGAS ... SO YOU CAN HAVE ONE ....

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

There’s a wedding and I wasn’t invited?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ANNOUNCEMENT EVERYONE...PACK YOUR BAGS WE ARE GOING TO SIN CITY ... YEP YOU HEARD ME ....

WE ARE ALL GOING TO VEGAS...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET.... "

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ESMERELDA MY LOVE WILL YOU BE MY MAID OF HONOR GOREGOUS...

And Bachelorette party .... you and I will shut Vegas down ...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

Does that mean i don't get to be best man and fuck the bridesmaids? Pfffffft.

STORMTROOPER TROPPER NO YOU CAN NOT FUCK ALL THE BRIDESMAIDS.... WELL IT IS IN VEGAS ... SO YOU CAN HAVE ONE .... "

Is that 'one at a time'?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I fuck the bride

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception! "

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I fuck the bride "

Hell yes Fiddles ... it's our last Shot Sexy... let's go down in flames !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET.... "
sorry I must have missed it lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

Does that mean i don't get to be best man and fuck the bridesmaids? Pfffffft.

STORMTROOPER TROPPER NO YOU CAN NOT FUCK ALL THE BRIDESMAIDS.... WELL IT IS IN VEGAS ... SO YOU CAN HAVE ONE ....

Is that 'one at a time'? "

Why the hell not .... you only live once Stormtrooper

Wait you didn't ask about the Bride... you are a good Best Friend and Wing man....

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I fuck the bride

Hell yes Fiddles ... it's our last Shot Sexy... let's go down in flames !!! "

I’ll give you my best shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

Does that mean i don't get to be best man and fuck the bridesmaids? Pfffffft. "
I camt think of a better best man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

Does that mean i don't get to be best man and fuck the bridesmaids? Pfffffft. I camt think of a better best man "

Wookie we have a new thread because of our pending nuptials our little hot tub crew is going to Vegas....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I fuck the bride

Hell yes Fiddles ... it's our last Shot Sexy... let's go down in flames !!!

I’ll give you my best shot. "

You have to go to Vegas Fiddles... and I've no doubt you will hit me with your Best Shot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

Does that mean i don't get to be best man and fuck the bridesmaids? Pfffffft. I camt think of a better best man

Wookie we have a new thread because of our pending nuptials our little hot tub crew is going to Vegas.... "
I best make sure I'm part of that then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

Does that mean i don't get to be best man and fuck the bridesmaids? Pfffffft. I camt think of a better best man

Wookie we have a new thread because of our pending nuptials our little hot tub crew is going to Vegas.... I best make sure I'm part of that then "

Ummmm you are the Groom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper .. "

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

Does that mean i don't get to be best man and fuck the bridesmaids? Pfffffft. I camt think of a better best man

Wookie we have a new thread because of our pending nuptials our little hot tub crew is going to Vegas.... I best make sure I'm part of that then

Ummmm you are the Groom "
and a happy one at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need a vicar anyone got the certificate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you don't Show up Wookie I am Marrying Someone else.... hell or going solo .... I am so going to rock that sexy little wedding dress and veil and maybe sparkly heels... My first wedding I looked like a princess big poofy white sparkly dress .... this time I'm going for straight up Sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need a vicar anyone got the certificate "

Lee does...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again "

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everybody is in the Wedding !! I want Wonko on my Side ... I don't care if he is a Guy or not ... he can wear a Tux with me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need a vicar anyone got the certificate "

Got an online one on how to apply a condom to a Havana, but I'm guessing that's not what you had in mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't Show up Wookie I am Marrying Someone else.... hell or going solo .... I am so going to rock that sexy little wedding dress and veil and maybe sparkly heels... My first wedding I looked like a princess big poofy white sparkly dress .... this time I'm going for straight up Sexy "

I think you and Esmeralda would be a fabulous couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need a vicar anyone got the certificate

Got an online one on how to apply a condom to a Havana, but I'm guessing that's not what you had in mind. "

GODDAMNIT.. BANANA,not Havana.

Why does autocorrect dislike me so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser. "

Lol.... Dan you can dress ... but for my Lap Dance I want naked.... I will blush though

Jimmy you have to be there... I will let you know your job.... wink wink

NARRATOR: MADDIE ALREADY HAD A JOB FOR JIMMY HE JUST DOSEN'T KNOW YET !!!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think maddie and esmerelda are a beautiful couple.

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over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Lol.... Dan you can dress ... but for my Lap Dance I want naked.... I will blush though

Jimmy you have to be there... I will let you know your job.... wink wink

NARRATOR: MADDIE ALREADY HAD A JOB FOR JIMMY HE JUST DOSEN'T KNOW YET !!!"

Ooooo, colour be intrigued.

Oh, sorry.

HOWDY CHAPS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We need a vicar anyone got the certificate

Got an online one on how to apply a condom to a Havana, but I'm guessing that's not what you had in mind.

GODDAMNIT.. BANANA,not Havana.

Why does autocorrect dislike me so. "

Indeed what in the DUCK ... Autocorrect is not your friend Jimmy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think maddie and esmerelda are a beautiful couple. "

Soooi hot.. ERM . beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think maddie and esmerelda are a beautiful couple. "

Hey in this thread you never know the two peas in the pod could be the ones who live happily ever after... just saying ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need a vicar anyone got the certificate

Lee does... "

All sorted. Ordained just now @ The Online Church of Hot Tub Parties and Various Social Functions. Able to marry only in the State of Nevada!

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over a year ago


"We need a vicar anyone got the certificate

Lee does...

All sorted. Ordained just now @ The Online Church of Hot Tub Parties and Various Social Functions. Able to marry only in the State of Nevada! "

Man that's a mouthful, they really need to come up with an acronym.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I think maddie and esmerelda are a beautiful couple.

Hey in this thread you never know the two peas in the pod could be the ones who live happily ever after... just saying ... "

Ooh go on sorry to crash the wedding but how about a snog you both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser. "

Still practicing for the night, not great at this putting clothes on lark

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Still practicing for the night, not great at this putting clothes on lark "

You have time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Still practicing for the night, not great at this putting clothes on lark "

Practice my man...practice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Lol.... Dan you can dress ... but for my Lap Dance I want naked.... I will blush though

Jimmy you have to be there... I will let you know your job.... wink wink

NARRATOR: MADDIE ALREADY HAD A JOB FOR JIMMY HE JUST DOSEN'T KNOW YET !!!"

Dan's not sure if he can do tandem dressing with Lee but I'll double check with him when I get the chance. Naked lapdace for the bluxhing bride to be is a must!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think maddie and esmerelda are a beautiful couple.

Hey in this thread you never know the two peas in the pod could be the ones who live happily ever after... just saying ...

Ooh go on sorry to crash the wedding but how about a snog you both. "

Fiddles we aren't in Vegas yet .... and you are going. That will be a blast... and snow of course

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over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Lol.... Dan you can dress ... but for my Lap Dance I want naked.... I will blush though

Jimmy you have to be there... I will let you know your job.... wink wink

NARRATOR: MADDIE ALREADY HAD A JOB FOR JIMMY HE JUST DOSEN'T KNOW YET !!!

Dan's not sure if he can do tandem dressing with Lee but I'll double check with him when I get the chance. Naked lapdace for the bluxhing bride to be is a must! "

Perfect and Fireball shots for everyone.... on Wonko

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over a year ago


"We need a vicar anyone got the certificate

Lee does...

All sorted. Ordained just now @ The Online Church of Hot Tub Parties and Various Social Functions. Able to marry only in the State of Nevada!

Man that's a mouthful, they really need to come up with an acronym."

Nothing wrong with a mouthful every now and then, so I've been told.

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over a year ago

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"Everybody is in the Wedding !! I want Wonko on my Side ... I don't care if he is a Guy or not ... he can wear a Tux with me !! "

Can switch between sides when I want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Still practicing for the night, not great at this putting clothes on lark

You have time "

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Still practicing for the night, not great at this putting clothes on lark

Practice my man...practice. "

Not to sure about this having to KEEP putting clothes on lark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Lol.... Dan you can dress ... but for my Lap Dance I want naked.... I will blush though

Jimmy you have to be there... I will let you know your job.... wink wink

NARRATOR: MADDIE ALREADY HAD A JOB FOR JIMMY HE JUST DOSEN'T KNOW YET !!!

Dan's not sure if he can do tandem dressing with Lee but I'll double check with him when I get the chance. Naked lapdace for the bluxhing bride to be is a must!

Perfect and Fireball shots for everyone.... on Wonko "

Well if body shots are the done thing, who am I to complain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Lol.... Dan you can dress ... but for my Lap Dance I want naked.... I will blush though

Jimmy you have to be there... I will let you know your job.... wink wink

NARRATOR: MADDIE ALREADY HAD A JOB FOR JIMMY HE JUST DOSEN'T KNOW YET !!!

Dan's not sure if he can do tandem dressing with Lee but I'll double check with him when I get the chance. Naked lapdace for the bluxhing bride to be is a must!

Perfect and Fireball shots for everyone.... on Wonko

Well if body shots are the done thing, who am I to complain "

You won't....

Trust Me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need a vicar anyone got the certificate

Lee does...

All sorted. Ordained just now @ The Online Church of Hot Tub Parties and Various Social Functions. Able to marry only in the State of Nevada!

Man that's a mouthful, they really need to come up with an acronym.

Nothing wrong with a mouthful every now and then, so I've been told. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Still practicing for the night, not great at this putting clothes on lark

Practice my man...practice.

Not to sure about this having to KEEP putting clothes on lark "

Must be awful having beautiful woman asking you to take your clothes off all the time....poor bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't Show up Wookie I am Marrying Someone else.... hell or going solo .... I am so going to rock that sexy little wedding dress and veil and maybe sparkly heels... My first wedding I looked like a princess big poofy white sparkly dress .... this time I'm going for straight up Sexy "
I'm there but I cant find the wedding thread xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Lol.... Dan you can dress ... but for my Lap Dance I want naked.... I will blush though

Jimmy you have to be there... I will let you know your job.... wink wink

NARRATOR: MADDIE ALREADY HAD A JOB FOR JIMMY HE JUST DOSEN'T KNOW YET !!!

Dan's not sure if he can do tandem dressing with Lee but I'll double check with him when I get the chance. Naked lapdace for the bluxhing bride to be is a must!

Perfect and Fireball shots for everyone.... on Wonko

Well if body shots are the done thing, who am I to complain

You won't....

Trust Me..."

I trust you, I trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Still practicing for the night, not great at this putting clothes on lark

Practice my man...practice.

Not to sure about this having to KEEP putting clothes on lark

Must be awful having beautiful woman asking you to take your clothes off all the time....poor bastard! "

I don't normally, that's the problem. I'm normally naked and they ask me to put my clothes on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got down on 1 knee and asked maddie to marry me on another thread but she never answered so I'm sulking in the corner of the hot tub with a bottle of rum if anyone cant find me

ARE YOU SERIOUS READ MY REPLY I'M LOOKING FOR THAT CUTE SHORT SEXY DRESS AND VEIL ON PINTREST RIGHT NOW AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ABOUT MY WEDDING CAKE .... ITS IMPORTANT I ONLY WANTED A TINY ONE JUST FOR US .... THOSE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT WOOKIE.... GEEZ IS THIS HOW WE ARE GOING TO START... AND MY BOUQUET....

Popping in just in time for the first of many pte marriage squabbles. I do hope you get everything sorted in time for the wedding reception!

Geez I will be damned if I ever have a clue where this thread goes... but hey Vegas.... so pack your bags Dan a.k.a Sweet Cheeks ... you are coming to my Bachelorette party... You can be my Male stripper ..

My stripping leaves a lot to be desired! Seeing as I'm normally naked most of the time Maybe I can put my clothes back on for you instead

Still don't know how Dan got back in here again

Dun-dun-duhhhhh! PLOT TWIST.....A male dresser.

Still practicing for the night, not great at this putting clothes on lark

Practice my man...practice.

Not to sure about this having to KEEP putting clothes on lark

Must be awful having beautiful woman asking you to take your clothes off all the time....poor bastard!

I don't normally, that's the problem. I'm normally naked and they ask me to put my clothes on "

Well you are gonna be naked for this too.... maybe you and I should run away in the End...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you don't Show up Wookie I am Marrying Someone else.... hell or going solo .... I am so going to rock that sexy little wedding dress and veil and maybe sparkly heels... My first wedding I looked like a princess big poofy white sparkly dress .... this time I'm going for straight up Sexy I'm there but I cant find the wedding thread xx"

Ohhhh silly wookie clearly that will be # 17.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't Show up Wookie I am Marrying Someone else.... hell or going solo .... I am so going to rock that sexy little wedding dress and veil and maybe sparkly heels... My first wedding I looked like a princess big poofy white sparkly dress .... this time I'm going for straight up Sexy I'm there but I cant find the wedding thread xx

Ohhhh silly wookie clearly that will be # 17..... "

This will be interesting.......!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Esmerelda, Yasmeen and Cindy

#team Bride

#pack your hottest outfits

# watch the hangover movies

#because we are going to end up partying with a tiger and Mike Tyson by the end of this trip

Yasmeen Jarabi is coming and so is Tony!!!

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