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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right! After seeing the mayhem occuring on another thread I've decided that I am opening a zoo!

Who is with me and what animal would you be if you were to be an inhabitant?

Any animal you please, even dinosaurs!

We also need keepers, so you can either be an animal or a keeper

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’d quite like to be a flamingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lioness to reflect my star sign...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d quite like to be a flamingo

Ooh all elegant and pink. Yes! I could see you as a Flamingo? Would you still eat shrimps or something else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lioness to reflect my star sign... "

Yep, Lioness would be perfect! Will order in some cows for you to munch on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right! After seeing the mayhem occuring on another thread I've decided that I am opening a zoo!

Who is with me and what animal would you be if you were to be an inhabitant?

Any animal you please, even dinosaurs!

We also need keepers, so you can either be an animal or a keeper

Penguin

and waddling all over your zoo causing mischief

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By *usin73Woman
over a year ago

now that would telling

A black cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be a Penguin loving life

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Can I be a giraffe.. Just to be tall for once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right! After seeing the mayhem occuring on another thread I've decided that I am opening a zoo!

Who is with me and what animal would you be if you were to be an inhabitant?

Any animal you please, even dinosaurs!

We also need keepers, so you can either be an animal or a keeper

Penguin

and waddling all over your zoo causing mischief

You can greet people with a 'Noot Noot' as they come in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A black cat"

Very mysterious. You can fine dine on best tuna

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ll be a Cougar please Miss D! I can everyone in order and in their right cage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be a Penguin loving life

gakker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be a Penguin loving life

Penguins are great! You can noot noot at the gate too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a giraffe.. Just to be tall for once "

Yes! You can! Beautiful Giraffes are, will order the best trees for you x

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By *usin73Woman
over a year ago

now that would telling

"A black cat

Very mysterious. You can fine dine on best tuna"

Amongst other yhings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rhino with horn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be a Cougar please Miss D! I can everyone in order and in their right cage

What else would you be! You are the classiest cougar that ever there was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a tiger please?

Don't know why, but something tells me they're great

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Can I be an Okapi please? Who doesn’t love an Okapi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A panther

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a tiger please?

Don't know why, but something tells me they're great

Ooh you certainly can!! Tiger suits you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right! After seeing the mayhem occuring on another thread I've decided that I am opening a zoo!

Who is with me and what animal would you be if you were to be an inhabitant?

Any animal you please, even dinosaurs!

We also need keepers, so you can either be an animal or a keeper

Penguin

and waddling all over your zoo causing mischief

You can greet people with a 'Noot Noot' as they come in

LOL

pingu!

NOOT NOOT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"rhino with horn"

Ooh will get you lots of lovely playmates and a big bath of mud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be an Okapi please? Who doesn’t love an Okapi?"

Oh beautiful! Yes! We all love Okapis. Not sure what you eat though x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A gorilla

Gorilla suits you!! Big hair manbeast

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By *aughtybutnice97Man
over a year ago

leicester

I’d be a lynx, because I keep myself to myself, sometimes considered good looking (I think/hope!), and when you let me loose I’m wild and crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right! After seeing the mayhem occuring on another thread I've decided that I am opening a zoo!

Who is with me and what animal would you be if you were to be an inhabitant?

Any animal you please, even dinosaurs!

We also need keepers, so you can either be an animal or a keeper

What will you be? Human?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Orangutan - for no reason other than whenever I go to a zoo I can stand watching them for hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A panther

Very slick. Love panther, so graceful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be a lion. Because I’ve a roar and say what I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woof"

You can be my pet and follow me around making sure everyone is happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be a lynx, because I keep myself to myself, sometimes considered good looking (I think/hope!), and when you let me loose I’m wild and crazy

Oh yes! We love a wildy Lynx, need to find you a trainer

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By *aughtybutnice97Man
over a year ago

leicester

"I’d be a lynx, because I keep myself to myself, sometimes considered good looking (I think/hope!), and when you let me loose I’m wild and crazy

Oh yes! We love a wildy Lynx, need to find you a trainer"

Certainly do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right! After seeing the mayhem occuring on another thread I've decided that I am opening a zoo!

Who is with me and what animal would you be if you were to be an inhabitant?

Any animal you please, even dinosaurs!

We also need keepers, so you can either be an animal or a keeper

What will you be? Human?

I might like to be Octopus! Flobbing about in my tank

Eight tentacles means holding more cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orangutan - for no reason other than whenever I go to a zoo I can stand watching them for hours "

And you can scratch your bollox without getting told off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a tiger please?

Don't know why, but something tells me they're great

Ooh you certainly can!! Tiger suits you

Thank you kindly, anyone want to be my keeper and give me scratches and cuddles? Promise I won't bite

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By *orkshireBeef26Man
over a year ago

Kirkella

If be a Wolf...

Because I'm always Hot and Warm xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be a lion. Because I’ve a roar and say what I think

I like it! Feisty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gorilla

Gorilla suits you!! Big hair manbeast

A handsome gorilla too, to be 100% accurate

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Orangutan - for no reason other than whenever I go to a zoo I can stand watching them for hours "

Same here! They're fascinating, and can be so relaxing.

I'd be a chimp. For the same reason as GM gave.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

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By *aughtybutnice97Man
over a year ago

leicester

"Orangutan - for no reason other than whenever I go to a zoo I can stand watching them for hours

And you can scratch your bollox without getting told off

Brilliant

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'll be a Dinosaur!

It'd have to be a Stegosaurus as a Cockosaurus isn't a real dino

If we could have loads of monkeys too, that's be amazing. I'll even let them ride on my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im running the concessions if thats ok! This place wont last without money! Chips and ice cream vans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right! After seeing the mayhem occuring on another thread I've decided that I am opening a zoo!

Who is with me and what animal would you be if you were to be an inhabitant?

Any animal you please, even dinosaurs!

We also need keepers, so you can either be an animal or a keeper

What will you be? Human?

I might like to be Octopus! Flobbing about in my tank

Eight tentacles means holding more cake

LOL all about the cake

Have you seen the Canal Caper scene from Penguins of Madagascar where the octopuses chase the penguins?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If be a Wolf...

Because I'm always Hot and Warm xxx

Oh my favourite! You can be as noisy as you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those huge floofy Finnish cats

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Can I be an Okapi please? Who doesn’t love an Okapi?

Oh beautiful! Yes! We all love Okapis. Not sure what you eat though x"

In the wild we forage for Jaffa cakes and Pringles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orangutan - for no reason other than whenever I go to a zoo I can stand watching them for hours

Same here! They're fascinating, and can be so relaxing.

I'd be a chimp. For the same reason as GM gave."

But you don't have bollox to scratch! Though you could scratch your bumhole I guess

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Llama - everybody loves a Llama

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Ring tail lemur- They’re adorable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be a Dinosaur!

It'd have to be a Stegosaurus as a Cockosaurus isn't a real dino

If we could have loads of monkeys too, that's be amazing. I'll even let them ride on my back

Yes!! You can keep the baby animals occupied!

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By *iguy for funMan
over a year ago

CIRENCESTER

hamster - as i'm hung like one

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

A slow poke.. cos really want that right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right! After seeing the mayhem occuring on another thread I've decided that I am opening a zoo!

Who is with me and what animal would you be if you were to be an inhabitant?

Any animal you please, even dinosaurs!

We also need keepers, so you can either be an animal or a keeper

What will you be? Human?

I might like to be Octopus! Flobbing about in my tank

Eight tentacles means holding more cake

LOL all about the cake

Have you seen the Canal Caper scene from Penguins of Madagascar where the octopuses chase the penguins?"

Best scene ever!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Im running the concessions if thats ok! This place wont last without money! Chips and ice cream vans"

And sweet and salty popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im running the concessions if thats ok! This place wont last without money! Chips and ice cream vans"

You are a genius! Yes! We need ice cream vans! And chips. Can we have burgers too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right! After seeing the mayhem occuring on another thread I've decided that I am opening a zoo!

Who is with me and what animal would you be if you were to be an inhabitant?

Any animal you please, even dinosaurs!

We also need keepers, so you can either be an animal or a keeper

What will you be? Human?

I might like to be Octopus! Flobbing about in my tank

Eight tentacles means holding more cake

LOL all about the cake

Have you seen the Canal Caper scene from Penguins of Madagascar where the octopuses chase the penguins?

Best scene ever!

I would let you catch me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of those huge floofy Finnish cats

I will call you Floofy Cat. Tummyrubs mandatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a diplodocus. They're my favourite dinosaurs, herbivores just like me. And also I'm a palaeontologist so I feel like it's fitting.

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I'm already 50% orangutan, so... I'll be a penguin. Everyone loves penguins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woof

You can be my pet and follow me around making sure everyone is happy"

Always eager to please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be an Okapi please? Who doesn’t love an Okapi?

Oh beautiful! Yes! We all love Okapis. Not sure what you eat though x

In the wild we forage for Jaffa cakes and Pringles

I will get them ordered! Any particular flavour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Llama - everybody loves a Llama

I love Llama! My invisible Llama will keep you company

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ring tail lemur- They’re adorable. "

Suits you Lor becuase you are adorable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hamster - as i'm hung like one"

Awwww think of all the sugar snaps. We'll find you a lady Hamster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A slow poke.. cos really want that right now

You could have all the pokes you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right! After seeing the mayhem occuring on another thread I've decided that I am opening a zoo!

Who is with me and what animal would you be if you were to be an inhabitant?

Any animal you please, even dinosaurs!

We also need keepers, so you can either be an animal or a keeper

What will you be? Human?

I might like to be Octopus! Flobbing about in my tank

Eight tentacles means holding more cake

LOL all about the cake

Have you seen the Canal Caper scene from Penguins of Madagascar where the octopuses chase the penguins?

Best scene ever!

I would let you catch me

I would always be cuddling you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a diplodocus. They're my favourite dinosaurs, herbivores just like me. And also I'm a palaeontologist so I feel like it's fitting. "

That is very fitting. My favourite xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burgers, hotdogs the whole hog!! Obviously the hog enclosure will be empty but hey ho

"Im running the concessions if thats ok! This place wont last without money! Chips and ice cream vans

You are a genius! Yes! We need ice cream vans! And chips. Can we have burgers too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm already 50% orangutan, so... I'll be a penguin. Everyone loves penguins"

Can't have too many penguins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woof

You can be my pet and follow me around making sure everyone is happy

Always eager to please"

Good boy!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

a zoo? well I would fit right in

*catches bun with his trunk*

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Bonobo please lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right! After seeing the mayhem occuring on another thread I've decided that I am opening a zoo!

Who is with me and what animal would you be if you were to be an inhabitant?

Any animal you please, even dinosaurs!

We also need keepers, so you can either be an animal or a keeper

What will you be? Human?

I might like to be Octopus! Flobbing about in my tank

Eight tentacles means holding more cake

LOL all about the cake

Have you seen the Canal Caper scene from Penguins of Madagascar where the octopuses chase the penguins?

Best scene ever!

I would let you catch me

I would always be cuddling you

I'll dance with you and be your big spoon for a cuddle session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woof

You can be my pet and follow me around making sure everyone is happy

Always eager to please

Good boy!

Wags tail

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm a rhinoceros. I've got skin like rhinoceros hide (metaphorically speaking) so I might as well be one

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Got to be a rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a zoo? well I would fit right in

*catches bun with his trunk*"

You can have a never ending supply! That can be your trick to wow the crowds with!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bonobo please lovely x"

I had to google them! Awww very cute! You can have all the Bananas xx

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By *tallion6969Man
over a year ago

somerset

I’d be alpha wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a rhinoceros. I've got skin like rhinoceros hide (metaphorically speaking) so I might as well be one

And a very lovely Rhino you will be! Will make sure you have a massive mud bath xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got to be a rabbit

No biting though!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm a rhinoceros. I've got skin like rhinoceros hide (metaphorically speaking) so I might as well be one

And a very lovely Rhino you will be! Will make sure you have a massive mud bath xx"

Emphasis on the massive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be alpha wolf

Beautiful! Will make sure you have lots of space to roam around and be as wolfy as you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always fancied being a Tiger, think its my love of Frosties

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'll be a Tasmanian devil

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A vampire bat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A golden retriever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeper here. I was made to control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okapi.

The one most don't make a beeline to see, but is well worth a look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panther

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Sloth please.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd be something cheeky. Can't decide between a shit flinging chimp (I'm hairy enough) or a talky bird that takes the piss and drops the c-bomb at grannies.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

An elephant.....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Or maybe even a baboon "look at my butt" *wiggles the goods*

"BACK THE FUCK OFF" *snarls my big teethies*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the handle suggests, I'd strut my stuff like a peacock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blob fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the handle suggests, I'd strut my stuff like a peacock. "

Naked?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Keeper here. I was made to control

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Orangutan - for no reason other than whenever I go to a zoo I can stand watching them for hours

And you can scratch your bollox without getting told off

I do that anyway

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll be a silver fox ..of course

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Orangutan - for no reason other than whenever I go to a zoo I can stand watching them for hours

And you can scratch your bollox without getting told off

I do that anyway

Right turn Clyde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the handle suggests, I'd strut my stuff like a peacock.

Naked?"

Of course. I'm not sure where I'd get peacock clothes even if I wanted to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the handle suggests, I'd strut my stuff like a peacock.

Naked?

Of course. I'm not sure where I'd get peacock clothes even if I wanted to."

Isn't a naked peacock just a skinny goose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the handle suggests, I'd strut my stuff like a peacock.

Naked?

Of course. I'm not sure where I'd get peacock clothes even if I wanted to.

Isn't a naked peacock just a skinny goose?

No, it’s just a Disco Turkey

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Orangutan - for no reason other than whenever I go to a zoo I can stand watching them for hours

And you can scratch your bollox without getting told off

I do that anyway

Right turn Clyde

Every which way but loose sounds so wrong as a reply!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id like to be an alpaca

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"Orangutan - for no reason other than whenever I go to a zoo I can stand watching them for hours

And you can scratch your bollox without getting told off

I do that anyway

Right turn Clyde

Every which way but loose sounds so wrong as a reply!!

Oh, I love it when you talk dirty though

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Orangutan - for no reason other than whenever I go to a zoo I can stand watching them for hours

And you can scratch your bollox without getting told off

I do that anyway

Right turn Clyde

Every which way but loose sounds so wrong as a reply!!

Oh, I love it when you talk dirty though

Any which way I can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always fancied being a Tiger, think its my love of Frosties

You can have all the frosties you want xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be a Tasmanian devil"

Oooh will make sure you have a giant space for your destruction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A vampire bat."

I love bat! Will you eat fruit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A golden retriever

What else would you be my kind loyal friend

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Ring tailed Lemur.

Cheeky chaps of the zoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keeper here. I was made to control

Where else would you be! Best lady for the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okapi.

The one most don't make a beeline to see, but is well worth a look. "

And very beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Panther

Graceful and sophisticated. Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sloth please. "

Would make sure you had your own hammock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeper here. I was made to control

Where else would you be! Best lady for the job

Kisses lovely woman!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be something cheeky. Can't decide between a shit flinging chimp (I'm hairy enough) or a talky bird that takes the piss and drops the c-bomb at grannies."

You would be a wild thing. I could see you flinging shit tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As the handle suggests, I'd strut my stuff like a peacock. "

Tall and elegant. Gotta shake that tailfeather!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A blob fish

A very beautiful angel fish. You have angel eyes to match

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Ring tailed Lemur.

Cheeky chaps of the zoo

Yes they are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be a silver fox ..of course

Distinguished and very refined! Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blob fish

A very beautiful angel fish. You have angel eyes to match

Blob fish are beautiful too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As the handle suggests, I'd strut my stuff like a peacock.

Naked?

Of course. I'm not sure where I'd get peacock clothes even if I wanted to.

Isn't a naked peacock just a skinny goose?

No, it’s just a Disco Turkey "

You are more disco panda! Mischeif maker, partner in crime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a blue footed boobie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id like to be an alpaca"

I love alpaca!! Aww we can use your wool to make blankies to keep everyone warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ring tailed Lemur.

Cheeky chaps of the zoo

Oh they are cheeky and fun to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blob fish

A very beautiful angel fish. You have angel eyes to match

Blob fish are beautiful too

Do they taste good with chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be a giraffe cause of my height

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A blob fish

A very beautiful angel fish. You have angel eyes to match

Blob fish are beautiful too

Do they taste good with chips?

Lets find out

Where is my man with his chippy van?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blob fish

A very beautiful angel fish. You have angel eyes to match

Blob fish are beautiful too

Do they taste good with chips?

Lets find out

Where is my man with his chippy van? "

I want one of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have to be a giraffe cause of my height

Oooh will make sure you have a lovely paddock with juicy leaves

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd be a keeper..taking care of and enjoying the antics and character of all the animals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A blob fish

A very beautiful angel fish. You have angel eyes to match

Blob fish are beautiful too

Do they taste good with chips?

Lets find out

Where is my man with his chippy van?

I want one of those

A man with a chippy van is a perfect man

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Ring tailed Lemur.

Cheeky chaps of the zoo

Oh they are cheeky and fun to watch

Got to watch us Lemurs carefully, we will pinch all your food, and wave our tails at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to be a giraffe cause of my height

Oooh will make sure you have a lovely paddock with juicy leaves

And a female giraffe with long legs please

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be a chameleon, blend into any environment and either watch or surprise the group with a whodunnit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be a keeper..taking care of and enjoying the antics and character of all the animals "

Ooh good call! This feisty lot will needs lots of care

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'd be something cheeky. Can't decide between a shit flinging chimp (I'm hairy enough) or a talky bird that takes the piss and drops the c-bomb at grannies.

You would be a wild thing. I could see you flinging shit tbh

Have a cigar *tosses turd*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ring tailed Lemur.

Cheeky chaps of the zoo

Oh they are cheeky and fun to watch

Got to watch us Lemurs carefully, we will pinch all your food, and wave our tails at you

I'll put you next to the bun throwing elephant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have to be a giraffe cause of my height

Oooh will make sure you have a lovely paddock with juicy leaves

And a female giraffe with long legs please

We have a very beautiful lady giraffe above in the thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be a chameleon, blend into any environment and either watch or surprise the group with a whodunnit

Ooh you cheeky thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be something cheeky. Can't decide between a shit flinging chimp (I'm hairy enough) or a talky bird that takes the piss and drops the c-bomb at grannies.

You would be a wild thing. I could see you flinging shit tbh

Have a cigar *tosses turd*"

Arrgh my eye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a blue footed boobie? "

I guess not then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a blue footed boobie? "

You can be any colour footed boobie you like!

Will make sure you have a lovely cage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be a blue footed boobie?

I guess not then "

I'm sorry, I'm trying not to miss anyone xx

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Panda. I'm almost there already. Fat, hairy, massive rings under my eyes, bit clumsy and prone to falling over, spend 90% of my time eating and the rest asleep, rarely manage to have sex.

Job's a good'un.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Ring tailed Lemur.

Cheeky chaps of the zoo

Oh they are cheeky and fun to watch

Got to watch us Lemurs carefully, we will pinch all your food, and wave our tails at you

I'll put you next to the bun throwing elephant

Just not next to the shit throwing chimps please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Panda. I'm almost there already. Fat, hairy, massive rings under my eyes, bit clumsy and prone to falling over, spend 90% of my time eating and the rest asleep, rarely manage to have sex.

Job's a good'un."

Pandas are awesome and good for cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im hoping those naughty chimps dont break into the chip van

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By *eordieslookingforfunCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Deffo a Giraffe. Like to see what is going on around me but keep ny head in the clouds out the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ring tailed Lemur.

Cheeky chaps of the zoo

Oh they are cheeky and fun to watch

Got to watch us Lemurs carefully, we will pinch all your food, and wave our tails at you

I'll put you next to the bun throwing elephant

Just not next to the shit throwing chimps please

Of course not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im hoping those naughty chimps dont break into the chip van"

There you are! Me and my ladies need to know if you can cook a blob fish?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh, I'd have to be a koala cos I love cuddling & once I've got a hold of you, I won't let go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deffo a Giraffe. Like to see what is going on around me but keep ny head in the clouds out the way

Beautiful giraffes! You have lots of lovely juicy leaves and a nice quiet paddock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh, I'd have to be a koala cos I love cuddling & once I've got a hold of you, I won't let go "

I will be coming for cuddles!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd be a keeper..taking care of and enjoying the antics and character of all the animals

Ooh good call! This feisty lot will needs lots of care

Wouldn't they just

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ooh, I'd have to be a koala cos I love cuddling & once I've got a hold of you, I won't let go

I will be coming for cuddles!

Welcome

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Otters... Everyone loves watching the otters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Otters... Everyone loves watching the otters"

I was thinking we needed Otters...will make sure you have a big pond to play in

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Panda. I'm almost there already. Fat, hairy, massive rings under my eyes, bit clumsy and prone to falling over, spend 90% of my time eating and the rest asleep, rarely manage to have sex.

Job's a good'un."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im hoping those naughty chimps dont break into the chip van

There you are! Me and my ladies need to know if you can cook a blob fish?"

Is it on the menu??how dare you ask! Of course it is, just need tonblowtorch it before serving it!

Dont let the kids see...it will scare them to death

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im hoping those naughty chimps dont break into the chip van

There you are! Me and my ladies need to know if you can cook a blob fish?

Is it on the menu??how dare you ask! Of course it is, just need tonblowtorch it before serving it!

Dont let the kids see...it will scare them to death

I hope you know what you are doing with that flammable substance

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

"Otters... Everyone loves watching the otters

I was thinking we needed Otters...will make sure you have a big pond to play in

Otters are the greatest!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im hoping those naughty chimps dont break into the chip van

There you are! Me and my ladies need to know if you can cook a blob fish?

Is it on the menu??how dare you ask! Of course it is, just need tonblowtorch it before serving it!

Dont let the kids see...it will scare them to death

I hope you know what you are doing with that flammable substance

Trust me!! I know what im doing and anyway...danger is my middle name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im hoping those naughty chimps dont break into the chip van

There you are! Me and my ladies need to know if you can cook a blob fish?

Is it on the menu??how dare you ask! Of course it is, just need tonblowtorch it before serving it!

Dont let the kids see...it will scare them to death

I hope you know what you are doing with that flammable substance

Trust me!! I know what im doing and anyway...danger is my middle name

*Stands with fingers in my ears*

Ooooookay!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im hoping those naughty chimps dont break into the chip van

There you are! Me and my ladies need to know if you can cook a blob fish?

Is it on the menu??how dare you ask! Of course it is, just need tonblowtorch it before serving it!

Dont let the kids see...it will scare them to death

I hope you know what you are doing with that flammable substance

Trust me!! I know what im doing and anyway...danger is my middle name

*Stands with fingers in my ears*

Ooooookay!!!

Im a dab hand at this !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

We need Howard moon

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