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Let’s have a 50’s and over day #9

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's keep it going...

To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Sexagenarians - (can't wait for that one )

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total respect )

You're awesome... Making it happen...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Still here. Still over 50

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still here. Still over 50 "

And in line flint on thread #9

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By *obajxMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Room to spread out in this thread

I"m going to sprawl out over two seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning 51 very soon.

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By *ouplefor funCouple
over a year ago

near kilmarnock

Yes male half is up 4 it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room to spread out in this thread

I"m going to sprawl out over two seats"

I like your style

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon. "

Then happy birthday for then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good Phoenix, managed to get a run in yesterday after the whole toe stubbing incident calmed down . How are things your end?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes male half is up 4 it "

Welcome buddy... Hopefully Robajx hasn't manspread the whole seating area lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm still here even though I shouldn't be. Just sat in the corner looking at the sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m good Phoenix, managed to get a run in yesterday after the whole toe stubbing incident calmed down . How are things your end?"

Things are fine and dandy here thank you

Great news about the toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still plenty of room for a not so little one x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still plenty of room for a not so little one x "

Ahhh Angie.... Always happy to squeeze up for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Then happy birthday for then x "

thanks. I’ll probably have to post a ‘wish me happy birthday cos I’m a saddo’ thread nearer the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still here even though I shouldn't be. Just sat in the corner looking at the sexy "

You were getting away with it too.... Until then lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm still here even though I shouldn't be. Just sat in the corner looking at the sexy

You were getting away with it too.... Until then lol "

But you said it's ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Then happy birthday for then x

thanks. I’ll probably have to post a ‘wish me happy birthday cos I’m a saddo’ thread nearer the time "

I'll come to your party and I may shave my beard off

Lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Turning 51 very soon.

Then happy birthday for then x

thanks. I’ll probably have to post a ‘wish me happy birthday cos I’m a saddo’ thread nearer the time "

When is it gorgeous? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still here even though I shouldn't be. Just sat in the corner looking at the sexy

You were getting away with it too.... Until then lol

But you said it's ok "

I'll stamp your pass..... Or was that slap your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon. "

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx "

Please form an orderly queue around the back

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm still here even though I shouldn't be. Just sat in the corner looking at the sexy

You were getting away with it too.... Until then lol

But you said it's ok

I'll stamp your pass..... Or was that slap your arse "

Slap it and then rub it better

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

Room for another over 50 something x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still here even though I shouldn't be. Just sat in the corner looking at the sexy

You were getting away with it too.... Until then lol

But you said it's ok

I'll stamp your pass..... Or was that slap your arse

Slap it and then rub it better "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for another over 50 something x"

Absolutely... The more the merrier and welcome

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By *sturjackMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hello everyone, I am in the Sexagenarian class, it would be nice to make a few friends on here

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh, my perving was rudely interrupted by a Skype call

What have missed, apart from the demise of thread 8.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought the thread had fizzled out and was languishing down on page 7 or 8 but it was given a nudge on the early hours.

.

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, my perving was rudely interrupted by a Skype call

What have missed, apart from the demise of thread 8....."

Some more perv material for you red.... I have no doubt you'll catch up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello everyone, I am in the Sexagenarian class, it would be nice to make a few friends on here"

You're on the right place and welcome

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By *sturjackMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx

Please form an orderly queue around the back "

I’m now imagining my birthday treat involving lots of oil, a line of men and waking up with sore orifices

Sounds great

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By *sturjackMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Thank you

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

57 though people say I look younger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx

Please form an orderly queue around the back

I’m now imagining my birthday treat involving lots of oil, a line of men and waking up with sore orifices

Sounds great "

The phrase "I'm in" sounds very appropriate right now

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Still alive and still enjoying the pleasures of life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still alive and still enjoying the pleasures of life. "

Awesome and good for you buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx

Please form an orderly queue around the back

I’m now imagining my birthday treat involving lots of oil, a line of men and waking up with sore orifices

Sounds great

The phrase "I'm in" sounds very appropriate right now "

this is starting to sound fun

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I’ve been in for years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx

Please form an orderly queue around the back

I’m now imagining my birthday treat involving lots of oil, a line of men and waking up with sore orifices

Sounds great

The phrase "I'm in" sounds very appropriate right now

this is starting to sound fun "

Well I for one am going to be investing in oil....

I think sales are going to take off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve been in for years "

And sooooo glad we are too

I shall be returning to your profile a little later to give it the attention of deserves

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Ooh, my perving was rudely interrupted by a Skype call

What have missed, apart from the demise of thread 8.....

Some more perv material for you red.... I have no doubt you'll catch up lol "

Watching and perving, with interest...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh, my perving was rudely interrupted by a Skype call

What have missed, apart from the demise of thread 8.....

Some more perv material for you red.... I have no doubt you'll catch up lol

Watching and perving, with interest... "

That's the spirit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, loving this and she is very proudly in the camp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, loving this and she is very proudly in the camp.

"

Yayyyy.... And a very big welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's keep it going...

To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Sexagenarians - (can't wait for that one )

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total respect )

You're awesome... Making it happen..."

Hi OP I'm one of those quinqua thingies you mentioned, still here. My knees are sore today, damn damp weather!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's keep it going...

To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Sexagenarians - (can't wait for that one )

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total respect )

You're awesome... Making it happen...

Hi OP I'm one of those quinqua thingies you mentioned, still here. My knees are sore today, damn damp weather!!

"

Why couldn't it be called a pentagenarian? Much easier.... But the other word sounds more sexy

I feel your pain, is there anything else I can feel while I'm at it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's keep it going...

To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Sexagenarians - (can't wait for that one )

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total respect )

You're awesome... Making it happen...

Hi OP I'm one of those quinqua thingies you mentioned, still here. My knees are sore today, damn damp weather!!

Why couldn't it be called a pentagenarian? Much easier.... But the other word sounds more sexy

I feel your pain, is there anything else I can feel while I'm at it lol

"

Yes there is, many bits, oooo saucy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's keep it going...

To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Sexagenarians - (can't wait for that one )

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total respect )

You're awesome... Making it happen...

Hi OP I'm one of those quinqua thingies you mentioned, still here. My knees are sore today, damn damp weather!!

Why couldn't it be called a pentagenarian? Much easier.... But the other word sounds more sexy

I feel your pain, is there anything else I can feel while I'm at it lol

Yes there is, many bits, oooo saucy!"

Warming my hands up now lol

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I’ve been in for years

And sooooo glad we are too

I shall be returning to your profile a little later to give it the attention of deserves

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in wink and fab plz

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

I had better pop myself in...

... I'm only a little way in mind!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in wink and fab plz"

Winks and fabs are at users discretion..... No standing allowed and an intermission will be held for tea and biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had better pop myself in...

... I'm only a little way in mind!

"

No worries... Welcome

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually


"I’ve been in for years "

I don't believe you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And sadly for now, I must return to work

Stay happy and positive you wonderful people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waves,hi all

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good afternoon you sexy lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quick sneak back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waves,hi all "

Hi sultry... Lovely to see you again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon you sexy lot. "

Ohhhhh Lorraine... Always a pleasure to see you

Is that a new picture?

I'm obliged to go and find out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's keep it going...

To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Sexagenarians - (can't wait for that one )

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total respect )

You're awesome... Making it happen...

Hi OP I'm one of those quinqua thingies you mentioned, still here. My knees are sore today, damn damp weather!!

Why couldn't it be called a pentagenarian? Much easier.... But the other word sounds more sexy

I feel your pain, is there anything else I can feel while I'm at it lol

Yes there is, many bits, oooo saucy!

Warming my hands up now lol "

Perfect, love warm hands

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Quick sneak back in "

Bad man. Go do some work. Or no more dodgy photos for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon you sexy lot.

Ohhhhh Lorraine... Always a pleasure to see you

Is that a new picture?

I'm obliged to go and find out x "

Lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waves,hi all

Hi sultry... Lovely to see you again x"

Hi thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's keep it going...

To all quinquagenarians out there....

And hey, don't forget:-

Sexagenarians - (can't wait for that one )

Septuagenarians - (we have you here too )

Octagenarians (you have my total respect )

You're awesome... Making it happen...

Hi OP I'm one of those quinqua thingies you mentioned, still here. My knees are sore today, damn damp weather!!

Why couldn't it be called a pentagenarian? Much easier.... But the other word sounds more sexy

I feel your pain, is there anything else I can feel while I'm at it lol

Yes there is, many bits, oooo saucy!

Warming my hands up now lol

Perfect, love warm hands "

Most excellent x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quick sneak back in

Bad man. Go do some work. Or no more dodgy photos for you "

Now that is the perfect dilema

x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Quick sneak back in

Bad man. Go do some work. Or no more dodgy photos for you

Now that is the perfect dilema

x"

How is that a dilemma

Dude. I'm hurt

I apologise for the use of Dude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quick sneak back in

Bad man. Go do some work. Or no more dodgy photos for you

Now that is the perfect dilema

How is that a dilemma

Dude. I'm hurt

I apologise for the use of Dude."

If I stay I don't get to see dodgy photos

If I leave.... I don't get to see dodgy photos until I come back later..

I'm not feeling that deal

x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Quick sneak back in

Bad man. Go do some work. Or no more dodgy photos for you

Now that is the perfect dilema

How is that a dilemma

Dude. I'm hurt

I apologise for the use of Dude.

If I stay I don't get to see dodgy photos

If I leave.... I don't get to see dodgy photos until I come back later..

I'm not feeling that deal

x"

Um... I meant dodgy photos directly.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quick sneak back in

Bad man. Go do some work. Or no more dodgy photos for you

Now that is the perfect dilema

How is that a dilemma

Dude. I'm hurt

I apologise for the use of Dude.

If I stay I don't get to see dodgy photos

If I leave.... I don't get to see dodgy photos until I come back later..

I'm not feeling that deal

x

Um... I meant dodgy photos directly..... "

Ohhhhhhhhh

I'm away then lol

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Still here and not getting any younger

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Still here and not getting any younger"

I reckon your still younger in years than your inside leg in inches.

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By *as4121Man
over a year ago

dartford

52 - where has the time gone!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sticking my nose in to see if the sexy people are here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only another 4 years to go and I can join in this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sticking my nose in to see if the sexy people are here "

I recognise those 3 noses lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only another 4 years to go and I can join in this thread "

Damit!!! Do we have to wait that long?

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only another 4 years to go and I can join in this thread

Damit!!! Do we have to wait that long?

x"

Yes you do! I am only 46 see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only another 4 years to go and I can join in this thread

Damit!!! Do we have to wait that long?

x

Yes you do! I am only 46 see "

See you in 4 years then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only another 4 years to go and I can join in this thread

Damit!!! Do we have to wait that long?

x

Yes you do! I am only 46 see

See you in 4 years then

"

Ok. I will mark it in the calendar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only another 4 years to go and I can join in this thread

Damit!!! Do we have to wait that long?

x

Yes you do! I am only 46 see

See you in 4 years then

Ok. I will mark it in the calendar "

Me too

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm not dead yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not dead yet "

That's good news

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not dead yet "

But you're still going on the cart

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sticking my nose in to see if the sexy people are here

I recognise those 3 noses lol "

Two of those aren't noses. They're tits

I can see I'll have to help you with your grasp of anatomy.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only another 4 years to go and I can join in this thread "

They quite like it when us 40 somethings gatecrash....

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

It strikes me that there aren't enough men on fab - or this thread - so here to balance the numbers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sticking my nose in to see if the sexy people are here

I recognise those 3 noses lol

Two of those aren't noses. They're tits

I can see I'll have to help you with your grasp of anatomy. "

Grasp and anatomy.... 2 words well suited I feel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It strikes me that there aren't enough men on fab - or this thread - so here to balance the numbers. "

Thanks buddy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting any younger

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not getting any younger "

Very true but just think.... Lockdown 2 will soon be over

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sticking my nose in to see if the sexy people are here

I recognise those 3 noses lol

Two of those aren't noses. They're tits

I can see I'll have to help you with your grasp of anatomy.

Grasp and anatomy.... 2 words well suited I feel "

You can grasp my anatomy any day you handsome devil

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sticking my nose in to see if the sexy people are here

I recognise those 3 noses lol

Two of those aren't noses. They're tits

I can see I'll have to help you with your grasp of anatomy.

Grasp and anatomy.... 2 words well suited I feel

You can grasp my anatomy any day you handsome devil "

There are a couple of points I'd like to cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only another 4 years to go and I can join in this thread

They quite like it when us 40 somethings gatecrash...."

Oh they do! Nice to be too young for something again

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Evening all x hope you've all had a good day x

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Nifty fifty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Finished food and back in the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all x hope you've all had a good day x "

All good here booby, and how was your day? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nifty fifty "

Lovely to see you both on here _ensual 2. Another profile to be enjoyed to the full later

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sticking my nose in to see if the sexy people are here

I recognise those 3 noses lol

Two of those aren't noses. They're tits

I can see I'll have to help you with your grasp of anatomy.

Grasp and anatomy.... 2 words well suited I feel

You can grasp my anatomy any day you handsome devil

There are a couple of points I'd like to cover "

There's a point of yours I need to explore actually...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Only another 4 years to go and I can join in this thread

They quite like it when us 40 somethings gatecrash....

Oh they do! Nice to be too young for something again "

It really is, isn't it

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

I’m in ty x

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over a year ago


"I’m in ty x"

Hi Nathan.... Welcome buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxy and fifty

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all x hope you've all had a good day x

All good here booby, and how was your day? X"

Busy day at work today, but I'm home now x

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Couple of old wrinkly checking in and saying hi

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over a year ago


"Foxy and fifty "

Hi Sassy.....Grrrrrrreat to see you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all x hope you've all had a good day x

All good here booby, and how was your day? X

Busy day at work today, but I'm home now x"

Yayyyy....feet up and gin out perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Couple of old wrinkly checking in and saying hi "

Heyyyy you 2...lovely to see you again

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all x hope you've all had a good day x

All good here booby, and how was your day? X

Busy day at work today, but I'm home now x

Yayyyy....feet up and gin out perhaps? "

Bra off o'clock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all x hope you've all had a good day x

All good here booby, and how was your day? X

Busy day at work today, but I'm home now x

Yayyyy....feet up and gin out perhaps?

Bra off o'clock "

Of course!! It's Tuesday

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Couple of old wrinkly checking in and saying hi

Heyyyy you 2...lovely to see you again "
Awww thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am 79 with 6 inches and no female will use it

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all x hope you've all had a good day x

All good here booby, and how was your day? X

Busy day at work today, but I'm home now x

Yayyyy....feet up and gin out perhaps?

Bra off o'clock

Of course!! It's Tuesday "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"am 79 with 6 inches and no female will use it"

I wish I could give you the magic answer Dick, If I had it I'd make a fortune

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Couple of old wrinkly checking in and saying hi

Heyyyy you 2...lovely to see you again Awww thank you. "

You have some stunning pics on your profile, one in Particular

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington


"Couple of old wrinkly checking in and saying hi Heyyyy you 2...lovely to see you again Awww thank you. "

Old wrinkly?? Jen has one of the best bottoms on Fab (yours is lovely too Jim).

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

53 year old here.

Nice to be in room with people I'm not too old for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

51 and fabulous. Loving life despite the restrictions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx

Please form an orderly queue around the back

I’m now imagining my birthday treat involving lots of oil, a line of men and waking up with sore orifices

Sounds great "

I've been td I'm round the back, perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"53 year old here.

Nice to be in room with people I'm not too old for "

Hi TB, yep.... You'll be right at home here

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over a year ago


"51 and fabulous. Loving life despite the restrictions "

Glad to hear that... Very positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been in for years "

For or 4

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over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx

Please form an orderly queue around the back

I’m now imagining my birthday treat involving lots of oil, a line of men and waking up with sore orifices

Sounds great

I've been td I'm round the back, perfect "

Could make for an interesting conga line

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Turning 51 very soon.

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx

Please form an orderly queue around the back

I’m now imagining my birthday treat involving lots of oil, a line of men and waking up with sore orifices

Sounds great

I've been td I'm round the back, perfect

Could make for an interesting conga line "

I'm in front of you. Squeeze up tight

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

well past 60 now but havent played for a year covid has ruined whats possibly our last years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx

Please form an orderly queue around the back

I’m now imagining my birthday treat involving lots of oil, a line of men and waking up with sore orifices

Sounds great

I've been td I'm round the back, perfect

Could make for an interesting conga line

I'm in front of you. Squeeze up tight "

I think more oil required

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well past 60 now but havent played for a year covid has ruined whats possibly our last years"

Let's hope it hasn't buddy... Stay positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx

Please form an orderly queue around the back

I’m now imagining my birthday treat involving lots of oil, a line of men and waking up with sore orifices

Sounds great

I've been td I'm round the back, perfect

Could make for an interesting conga line

I'm in front of you. Squeeze up tight "

Don't forget to push back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turning 51 very soon.

Well is a very happy birthday from all of us..... I'd love to massage that bum xxx

Please form an orderly queue around the back

I’m now imagining my birthday treat involving lots of oil, a line of men and waking up with sore orifices

Sounds great

I've been td I'm round the back, perfect

Could make for an interesting conga line

I'm in front of you. Squeeze up tight

Don't forget to push back "

It's like the conga meets the time warp and the macarena

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I’ve been in for years

For or 4 "

Bit of both

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Hubby is well past the 50 at 66 and im 56 ,but on here when meeting we are like 20 somethings thats how Fab should make you feel when meeting the right people ..

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm still here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hubby is well past the 50 at 66 and im 56 ,but on here when meeting we are like 20 somethings thats how Fab should make you feel when meeting the right people .. "

Absolutely . And your profile shows that 20 something spirit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm still here."

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over a year ago


"I'm still here."

Excellent PP

But then again, you're practically part of the furniture here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still naughty at 50

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still here.

"

L O U

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still naughty at 50 "

I'd be sooo disappointed if you weren't... Nice one

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Couple of old wrinkly checking in and saying hi Heyyyy you 2...lovely to see you again Awww thank you.

Old wrinkly?? Jen has one of the best bottoms on Fab (yours is lovely too Jim)."
You little charmer

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over a year ago


"Couple of old wrinkly checking in and saying hi Heyyyy you 2...lovely to see you again Awww thank you.

Old wrinkly?? Jen has one of the best bottoms on Fab (yours is lovely too Jim). You little charmer "

You guys are pretty hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been in for years

For or 4

Bit of both "

Hahaha gorgeous

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm still here.

Excellent PP

But then again, you're practically part of the furniture here "

What an antique you mean

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm still here.

L O U "

Fancy meeting you here

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over a year ago


"I'm still here.

Excellent PP

But then again, you're practically part of the furniture here

What an antique you mean "

Hahaha.... I wouldn't be so bold and is be tarring myself with the same brush

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Evening all x

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

Evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh hello again

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sorry guys, I've tied your host to the bed for the moment. Might set him free in a while when I'm done

(This is not strictly true)

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Oh I missed this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all x "

Hi Booby....thank you for giving the thread a tickle again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening! "

Hi Flirt....how's it going?

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol

Phewww. Just made it. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhh hello again "

Ahhhhh....Kelly!!! What can I say? You avatar is the moon and the sun at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry guys, I've tied your host to the bed for the moment. Might set him free in a while when I'm done

(This is not strictly true)"

Yes it is true....

I have rope burns to prove it....

I didn't offer up much resistance though lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I missed this one "

Hi Stephan.... Good to see that your weapon handling test is current

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Phewww. Just made it. X"

evening Thor....how's your hammer?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sorry guys, I've tied your host to the bed for the moment. Might set him free in a while when I'm done

(This is not strictly true)

Yes it is true....

I have rope burns to prove it....

I didn't offer up much resistance though lol

"

Yep.... bringing the rope with you, stripping off your clothes and laying on the bed was a subtle hint you wanted it.

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Phewww. Just made it. X"
crikey! There's a lot of us. We're gonna need a bigger boat!

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Phewww. Just made it. X

evening Thor....how's your hammer? "
short shrivelled and always to the left but thanks for asking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry guys, I've tied your host to the bed for the moment. Might set him free in a while when I'm done

(This is not strictly true)

Yes it is true....

I have rope burns to prove it....

I didn't offer up much resistance though lol

Yep.... bringing the rope with you, stripping off your clothes and laying on the bed was a subtle hint you wanted it. "

I said that I was so tired that I could sleep on a rope ...

I like your interpretation better though lol

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over a year ago


"Phewww. Just made it. X

evening Thor....how's your hammer? short shrivelled and always to the left but thanks for asking!"

You have the bragging rights....I'm jealous lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sorry guys, I've tied your host to the bed for the moment. Might set him free in a while when I'm done

(This is not strictly true)

Yes it is true....

I have rope burns to prove it....

I didn't offer up much resistance though lol

Yep.... bringing the rope with you, stripping off your clothes and laying on the bed was a subtle hint you wanted it.

I said that I was so tired that I could sleep on a rope ...

I like your interpretation better though lol "

It'll be my turn next time

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Titties n bum still holding up LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Titties n bum still holding up LOL"

Happy to offer my "holding up" services when they start to fail lol

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sooooo.....we're at 167 posts and nearing the maginc 175.

Shall we try for #10?

And I don't mean Downing Street!

However, there something there that could tickle a few kinks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like being on Big Brother.

Day 9 in the over 50's house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its like being on Big Brother.

Day 9 in the over 50's house. "

Hahahaha....fancy a moment in the diary room lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its like being on Big Brother.

Day 9 in the over 50's house.

Hahahaha....fancy a moment in the diary room lol "

and this is an all inclusive room so were not going to vote anyone out lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Its like being on Big Brother.

Day 9 in the over 50's house.

Hahahaha....fancy a moment in the diary room lol

and this is an all inclusive room so were not going to vote anyone out lol "

Even cheeky buggers who have 9 years til they really belong?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Sooooo.....we're at 167 posts and nearing the maginc 175.

Shall we try for #10?

And I don't mean Downing Street!

However, there something there that could tickle a few kinks lol "

10 is a great number.

Hi everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its like being on Big Brother.

Day 9 in the over 50's house.

Hahahaha....fancy a moment in the diary room lol

and this is an all inclusive room so were not going to vote anyone out lol

Even cheeky buggers who have 9 years til they really belong? "

You're the 50's Padawan...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sooooo.....we're at 167 posts and nearing the maginc 175.

Shall we try for #10?

And I don't mean Downing Street!

However, there something there that could tickle a few kinks lol

10 is a great number.

Hi everyone. "

Heyyyyy Lorraine!

And thank you for being part of making it happen x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Its like being on Big Brother.

Day 9 in the over 50's house.

Hahahaha....fancy a moment in the diary room lol

and this is an all inclusive room so were not going to vote anyone out lol

Even cheeky buggers who have 9 years til they really belong?

You're the 50's Padawan... "

I'm going to break your thread and force you into day 10....

Teach me things would you

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