FabSwingers.com forum: Ruin a meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In four words.

We haven’t played this for a while, let’s have a chuckle.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I forgot the lube.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Have you met mummy?

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Are you OK hun?

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've brought my doll

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

I need a poo

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

He/she will be fine with teletubbies on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sorry wrong car!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Don’t mind my flatmates

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Are you OK hun?

Jo x

four words... U O K Hun

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'll wear a mask

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By *aptainbirdseyeMan
over a year ago

wigan

I normally last longer

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can i motorboat you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i motorboat you? "

Good God you again

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By *ensual massagerMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Leave your mask on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So sorry wrong car!"

I spat my coffee out with that one

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can i motorboat you?

Good God you again

I am a God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He/she will be fine with teletubbies on "

Dyscalculia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck it split.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/11/20 09:30:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Please get me pregnant”

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

The decorators are in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the gimp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a true story!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The decorators are in!"

Anal it is then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The decorators are in!

Anal it is then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Donald Trump

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Your dad's much bigger.

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"The decorators are in!

Anal it is then.

Oh god no! Something I've never enjoyed since having my perineum stitched!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 24/11/20 09:42:39]

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The decorators are in!

Anal it is then.

Oh god no! Something I've never enjoyed since having my perineum stitched!"

Do you swallow then?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Come, let us pray!

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"The decorators are in!

Anal it is then.

Oh god no! Something I've never enjoyed since having my perineum stitched!

Do you swallow then?

It a depends who I'm with! I'm super safe so unless we're in a relationship you'd not get a bj without a condom on so abit pointless I guess!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I can't stay long x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come, let us pray!"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The decorators are in!

Anal it is then.

Oh god no! Something I've never enjoyed since having my perineum stitched!

Do you swallow then?

It a depends who I'm with! I'm super safe so unless we're in a relationship you'd not get a bj without a condom on so abit pointless I guess! "

We're just having a bit of fun. nothing serious in this thread. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave your mask on "

I now have a ear worm of the Tom Jones song 'leave your hat on' ...now changed to 'you can leave your mask on'

Her x

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By *addyBabygirl2020Couple
over a year ago

norwich

just ignore the rash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What chicken what sacrifice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leave your mask on

I now have a ear worm of the Tom Jones song 'leave your hat on' ...now changed to 'you can leave your mask on'

Her x"

Now I do too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm I love kippers!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Leave your mask on

I now have a ear worm of the Tom Jones song 'leave your hat on' ...now changed to 'you can leave your mask on'

Her x"

I bet you're also visualising 'the full monty'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't find the key

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Piles popped back out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick my piles bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any panties to sniff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So sorry wrong car!

I spat my coffee out with that one

True story!!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hi, my name's Astbury."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum Laura, Laura mum

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

Aliens abducted me once...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/11/20 10:16:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve brought a snorkel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sorry, been a while. Where do you keep your eye wash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to shower, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot to shower, sorry! "
that's ok I have a peg for my nose and wet wipes come here sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must've dropped chocolate...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Forgot to shower, sorry! "

I'd still do ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your sister was tighter

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Like my hazmat suit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot to shower, sorry! that's ok I have a peg for my nose and wet wipes come here sexy

Omg that's grim!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're my tenth today!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Oh it's you mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgot to shower, sorry! that's ok I have a peg for my nose and wet wipes come here sexy

Omg that's grim!!!

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hahahaha you wouldnt have me any other way xxx

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By *unandfrolics696969Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Your dad fucked better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands face space please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I must've dropped chocolate...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will need gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry your to tight

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Did you drop one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright, but had better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mistake, wrong address.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh that's a strange place to have been hit with an axe.

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By *abs_FWBMan
over a year ago

Paris to Berlin

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By *abs_FWBMan
over a year ago

Paris to Berlin

Need a VAT receipt

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Don't mind the scabs......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend I'm your dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave your mask on

I now have a ear worm of the Tom Jones song 'leave your hat on' ...now changed to 'you can leave your mask on'

Her x

I bet you're also visualising 'the full monty'.

Phwoar a Fab forum full monty... yes please

Her x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

That's a huge pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy.......

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Leave your mask on

I now have a ear worm of the Tom Jones song 'leave your hat on' ...now changed to 'you can leave your mask on'

Her x

I bet you're also visualising 'the full monty'.

Phwoar a Fab forum full monty... yes please

Her x"

I'd be the fat one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll keep socks on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In four words.

We haven’t played this for a while, let’s have a chuckle. "

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit! Wrong person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my finger now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farted and followed through

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

What the hells that

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By *ung_Irishman26Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

The dog won’t bite

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh shit! Wrong person!

That's ok, just swallow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The decorators are in!

Anal it is then.

Oh god no! Something I've never enjoyed since having my perineum stitched!"
I can't do DP because of the same reason.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

The rash goes away

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I'm a transgender woman

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Spit, swallow or gargle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husbands golf round cancelled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Ya like that babe?”

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Your dad was good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet, went for food then back to his. After about an hour of being at his I got server diarrhoea. I must have gone to his loo about 20 times

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 24/11/20 12:01:49]

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I brought my ironing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a meet, went for food then back to his. After about an hour of being at his I got server diarrhoea. I must have gone to his loo about 20 times"

Anal lube

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes mother I will

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

It’s chocolate I promise.

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Oh hello Aunt Isobel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a meet, went for food then back to his. After about an hour of being at his I got server diarrhoea. I must have gone to his loo about 20 times

Anal lube "

Lol no way my ass was already sore. I never saw him again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a meet, went for food then back to his. After about an hour of being at his I got server diarrhoea. I must have gone to his loo about 20 times"

Oh god! Haha! At least you made it a memorable date

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

Sorry about the old pic

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Your mum didn't spit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sugardaddy is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo this is Greg.

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Take card or cash.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Is it in yet?

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

I'm on the rag. Woof me up the shitter?

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