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"A Spam fritter please!" so bad they can be good..... | |||
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"To have some Adult conversation, i have a 21yr that i never see, 15yr old that grunts, and 13yr old that can't talk... " Sorry but that really made me chuckle lol x | |||
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"A pump for an airbed!" wel i have an airbed...where are we pumping? xxxx | |||
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" and I dont mean " SEX" i would love someone to brush my hair, slowly, and give me an indian head rub, what do you really need right now?" Where've you been ? | |||
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"a massage as I have a cold and feel grotty" why would i wanna massage someone who feels grotty... | |||
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"A nice supper, someone to share it with and snuggle down with after " Pop over - we ll cook you some | |||
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"A nice supper, someone to share it with and snuggle down with after Pop over - we ll cook you some She's nearer me and the fish and chips will still be warm when I get there " tsk! now now kids...why don't you both come here? | |||
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"A nice supper, someone to share it with and snuggle down with after Pop over - we ll cook you some She's nearer me and the fish and chips will still be warm when I get there tsk! now now kids...why don't you both come here? " It was yours I was talking about | |||
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"A box of jam doughnuts " ohh with a nice cup of tea... feet up watching a classic movie.... | |||
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"A P45! Work is a ball ache at the moment - but if they gave me the choice of redundancy - i'd probably bite their arm off right now! Quitting sadly isn't an option - the pay off sucks! " what dya mean ? you've done piss all for two days to my knowledge | |||
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"A P45! Work is a ball ache at the moment - but if they gave me the choice of redundancy - i'd probably bite their arm off right now! Quitting sadly isn't an option - the pay off sucks! what dya mean ? you've done piss all for two days to my knowledge " Cheeky bastard! lol Just cos I can multitask as well as any woman! Work laptop to the left - this one/iphone to the right! Just cos the one on the left is covered in dust!!! | |||
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" Roast beef with yorkshire pudding would suit me please, might be a trip to the carvery bearing down soon. " ohh with loads of lovely gravy..... yum yum... pick me up on the way... theres a great carvery near me lol | |||
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" Roast beef with yorkshire pudding would suit me please, might be a trip to the carvery bearing down soon. ohh with loads of lovely gravy..... yum yum... pick me up on the way... theres a great carvery near me lol " I'd watch out baz for bigtitted axe murderers...near carverys especially!!! | |||
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" Roast beef with yorkshire pudding would suit me please, might be a trip to the carvery bearing down soon. ohh with loads of lovely gravy..... yum yum... pick me up on the way... theres a great carvery near me lol I'd watch out baz for bigtitted axe murderers...near carverys especially!!!" hey how else will i get my share of man meat...... ( insert silance of the lambs smiley) | |||
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" Roast beef with yorkshire pudding would suit me please, might be a trip to the carvery bearing down soon. ohh with loads of lovely gravy..... yum yum... pick me up on the way... theres a great carvery near me lol I'd watch out baz for bigtitted axe murderers...near carverys especially!!!" Biggest problem I've had at those carverys is waiting to get served, the carvers are always outside having a fag break when I arrive it seems. lol | |||
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"feeling a bit fed up and gloomy.. so a hug would be good" Cute ((((hugs)))) | |||
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"feeling a bit fed up and gloomy.. so a hug would be good Cute ((((hugs))))" thank you | |||
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"feeling a bit fed up and gloomy.. so a hug would be good Cute ((((hugs)))) thank you " Well cute been sunny all day and now raining here what a lovely night | |||
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"Another helping of bread and butter pudding " It's the second helping that hits the hips | |||
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"A ciggie, but my backside seems to be stuck to the sofa!" If you're going outside for one - good luck! Just lit one up and 2 seconds later a massive raindrop knocked it from my lips and it's now just mush! I'm gonna build me an Ark!! | |||
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"A ciggie, but my backside seems to be stuck to the sofa! If you're going outside for one - good luck! Just lit one up and 2 seconds later a massive raindrop knocked it from my lips and it's now just mush! I'm gonna build me an Ark!! " try a condom over the end to keep it dry | |||
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"A ciggie, but my backside seems to be stuck to the sofa! If you're going outside for one - good luck! Just lit one up and 2 seconds later a massive raindrop knocked it from my lips and it's now just mush! I'm gonna build me an Ark!! " Hahahaha. I went but stood at the back door hanging out. Seems to have stopped raining here for 5 minutes! | |||
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"A large Margarita would be ideal just now. " do you want ice with that? | |||
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"I would love someone to brush my hair, slowly, and give me an Indian head massage, " As I have had a migraine since Tuesday night, I would definitely take that right now! But I also want to be somewhere sunny on a nice quiet sandy beach with a big pitcher of Pina Colada and Hugh Jackman as my topless butler! - Amy. x | |||
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"A slow lingering gaze into someone's eyes! " oi!!! stop it!!!! | |||
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"A slow lingering gaze into someone's eyes! oi!!! stop it!!!! " . Yes mum! | |||
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"To have some Adult conversation, i have a 21yr that i never see, 15yr old that grunts, and 13yr old that can't talk... " . I have a 22yr old I see all the time and a 17yr old who talks/argues all the time. Swap? | |||
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"A full deep body massage with the option to sleep afterwards!" Me too. Ooo, hot stones... | |||
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"......aaaaannnndddd I'm still a friggin' awake " well, how do you expect to sleep if yer frigging away? | |||
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"......aaaaannnndddd I'm still a friggin' awake well, how do you expect to sleep if yer frigging away? " Don't suggest I'm away with the fairies | |||
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"a really slow kiss and cuddle from someone " NOW you're talking, babe!! Fuck the sex! Sometimes in life all you really want is a nice hug mmmmmm | |||
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"a really slow kiss and cuddle from someone NOW you're talking, babe!! Fuck the sex! Sometimes in life all you really want is a nice hug mmmmmm " Yep, a nice hug is all you need at times | |||
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