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 Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's nocturnal. Smileyface | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot. This is Jim hot. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"Evening Jim! 
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! "Go shorty it's your birthday!
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface | |||
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"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot. This is Jim hot. Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's nocturnal. Smileyface
Evening Jim!
Jo.Xx "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo.  x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface"Hurrah! What a way to end the day. It's good to have you back on the nocturnal thread,Jim  | |||
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"Evening " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and forty twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Wonko. Smileyface | |||
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"Jim... Can you please message me tomorrow before you post the thread... I wanna be first face!!!! Eeeeeevening... I'm in the bath again
Lu "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lu. Of course you're in the bath. I'm not sure if I should pass on insider information. Unless of course there's something in it for me. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface
Hurrah! What a way to end the day. It's good to have you back on the nocturnal thread,Jim "Many happy returns. | |||
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"Jim... Can you please message me tomorrow before you post the thread... I wanna be first face!!!! Eeeeeevening... I'm in the bath again
Lu
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"Jim... Can you please message me tomorrow before you post the thread... I wanna be first face!!!! Eeeeeevening... I'm in the bath again
Lu
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lu. Of course you're in the bath. I'm not sure if I should pass on insider information. Unless of course there's something in it for me.
I'm making cherry pie and banana muffins this week... save you some? "No bribing with my cherry pie woman! | |||
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"Evening "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kynaric. Happy Monday night. Smileyface | |||
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"Hi hot Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight. "How ya doing, feels like forever xxx | |||
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"Jim... Can you please message me tomorrow before you post the thread... I wanna be first face!!!! Eeeeeevening... I'm in the bath again
Lu
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lu. Of course you're in the bath. I'm not sure if I should pass on insider information. Unless of course there's something in it for me.
I'm making cherry pie and banana muffins this week... save you some?
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good evening all
How’s it hanging Jim? How’s your bladder? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I'm hanging to the left, I always do. My bladder is as healthy as it can be for an old man like myself. Thanks for asking. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? | |||
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"Jim... Can you please message me tomorrow before you post the thread... I wanna be first face!!!! Eeeeeevening... I'm in the bath again
Lu
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lu. Of course you're in the bath. I'm not sure if I should pass on insider information. Unless of course there's something in it for me.
I'm making cherry pie and banana muffins this week... save you some? "Cherry pie is my favourite pie that features in Twin Peaks. | |||
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"Jim... Can you please message me tomorrow before you post the thread... I wanna be first face!!!! Eeeeeevening... I'm in the bath again
Lu
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lu. Of course you're in the bath. I'm not sure if I should pass on insider information. Unless of course there's something in it for me.
I'm making cherry pie and banana muffins this week... save you some?
Cherry pie is my favourite pie that features in Twin Peaks."I reckon I can provide pie and peaks | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface
Hurrah! What a way to end the day. It's good to have you back on the nocturnal thread,Jim
Many happy returns. "Thank you, Jim | |||
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"Eve-nin Jim. Eve-nin nocturnallers. It's a blah kinda night right now over here, how's things over there? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso in your lingerie. Did you say blah like this? Blah  | |||
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"24thposterface" Hiya you sexy lady | |||
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"24thposterface Hiya you sexy lady "Aceface | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good evening all
How’s it hanging Jim? How’s your bladder?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I'm hanging to the left, I always do. My bladder is as healthy as it can be for an old man like myself. Thanks for asking. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?"We are absolutely splendid thanks for asking, we are drinking tizer and playing buckaroo whilst listening to 80’s bangers. What is your favourite act to have reached number 1 in the uk charts between 1985 and 1989? | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm just hanging loose "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Are you reclining in the nude in your grandpa chair? | |||
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kynaric. Happy Monday night. Smileyface"It's blu his ass is watching mandalorian | |||
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"Hi hot Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight.
How ya doing, feels like forever xxx"I'm okay. It's only been a few days, but it does feel like ages. How are you? x | |||
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"Eve-nin Jim. Eve-nin nocturnallers. It's a blah kinda night right now over here, how's things over there?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso in your lingerie. Did you say blah like this? Blah "I said it exactly like that Jim. How did you guess? And I am mostly in my lingerie  | |||
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"24thposterface" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Nice one! Twentyfourthface | |||
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"24thposterface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Nice one! Twentyfourthface" Phwoaaaartiethface | |||
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"Good evening everyone. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buttery. I like your dress. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Jim... Can you please message me tomorrow before you post the thread... I wanna be first face!!!! Eeeeeevening... I'm in the bath again
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lu. Of course you're in the bath. I'm not sure if I should pass on insider information. Unless of course there's something in it for me.
I'm making cherry pie and banana muffins this week... save you some?
Cherry pie is my favourite pie that features in Twin Peaks.
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"Twinpeaksface" There's a video on YouTube, forty minutes of Kyle MacLachlan making a cherry pie. | |||
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"First time caller!! What are the rules here?" Oi you, I thought you were knuckling down with work. Bananas up the bum it is! | |||
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"First time caller!! What are the rules here?" Chat to people and ErectJim our host will answer every post in order so everyone gets a reply albeit a little slower as he’s got a lot of work to do! Welcome | |||
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"Hello everybody  "Eeeeeevening Jamie | |||
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"Good evening everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buttery. I like your dress. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface"Thank you Jim. | |||
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"Twinpeaksface There's a video on YouTube, forty minutes of Kyle MacLachlan making a cherry pie." Orgasmyoutubeface | |||
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"First time caller!! What are the rules here? Oi you, I thought you were knuckling down with work. Bananas up the bum it is!" Plantains are more rigid, just saying. | |||
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"Hello everybody "Hello stranger | |||
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"Twinpeaksface There's a video on YouTube, forty minutes of Kyle MacLachlan making a cherry pie." Oh perfect!  | |||
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"Hello everybody "H-e-y S-e-u-s-s ! | |||
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"Hi hot Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight.
How ya doing, feels like forever xxx
I'm okay. It's only been a few days, but it does feel like ages. How are you? x"I'm good... Count down to Xmas holidays has begun! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good evening all
How’s it hanging Jim? How’s your bladder?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. I'm hanging to the left, I always do. My bladder is as healthy as it can be for an old man like myself. Thanks for asking. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
We are absolutely splendid thanks for asking, we are drinking tizer and playing buckaroo whilst listening to 80’s bangers.
What is your favourite act to have reached number 1 in the uk charts between 1985 and 1989? "That's how to do a Monday night. Man alive. That's a tough question, I love 80's pop music. It's got to be the diminutive antipodean Kylie Minogue. | |||
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"Julian Scary " Hold on, I think that's funny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. | |||
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"First time caller!! What are the rules here? Oi you, I thought you were knuckling down with work. Bananas up the bum it is! Plantains are more rigid, just saying. " It'll be pineapples if he don't pull into line! | |||
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kynaric. Happy Monday night. Smileyface
It's blu his ass is watching mandalorian "Oh Mandy. | |||
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"Eve-nin Jim. Eve-nin nocturnallers. It's a blah kinda night right now over here, how's things over there?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso in your lingerie. Did you say blah like this? Blah
I said it exactly like that Jim. How did you guess?
And I am mostly in my lingerie "Haha, fantastic. Wit-woo. | |||
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Hold on, I think that's funny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. "Hey pickle
I'd have been first poster however I was sat there thinking "someone really needs to take the bin out, it stinks"
And then I realised the stinky bin was in fact..... me
So I was in the shower and missed the nocturnal call to arms. | |||
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"First time caller!! What are the rules here? Oi you, I thought you were knuckling down with work. Bananas up the bum it is! Plantains are more rigid, just saying. It'll be pineapples if he don't pull into line!" Good shout | |||
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"24thposterface Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. Nice one! Twentyfourthface Phwoaaaartiethface" Ayyyyyyy. | |||
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"Julian Scary
Hold on, I think that's funny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.
Hey pickle
I'd have been first poster however I was sat there thinking "someone really needs to take the bin out, it stinks"
And then I realised the stinky bin was in fact..... me
So I was in the shower and missed the nocturnal call to arms."S'cuse me. My fingers were hot on the buttons tonight | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. Welcome back. How are you tonight? All good here!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Thank you very much. I'm not too bad. I bet it was cold in Hull this morning. | |||
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"Hey Jim and the nocturnal beings x " Hello Hope | |||
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"First time caller!! What are the rules here?" Just talk utter gibberish innit | |||
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"Julian Scary
Hold on, I think that's funny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.
Hey pickle
I'd have been first poster however I was sat there thinking "someone really needs to take the bin out, it stinks"
And then I realised the stinky bin was in fact..... me
So I was in the shower and missed the nocturnal call to arms.
S'cuse me. My fingers were hot on the buttons tonight "Yeah yeah, birthday firstface | |||
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"Soo update I getting the vaccine mid December. I'll let you all know how I fair." Wow, no messing around. I think the first people to get the vaccine here, if it gets the greenlight. Will be the elderly and vulnerable. Which vaccine are you going to have? | |||
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"Hello everybody "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flannelette. How are you, darling? | |||
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"Well i was good for 3 hours so at least i get 3 strokes lol" Hmmmmm, that's fair. (Use reply+quote- bottom right, and it'll be easier to follow) | |||
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"Evening " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cupid. Welcome to what I call The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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"Hey Jim and the nocturnal beings x Hello Hope "Hello birthday girl | |||
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"Soo update I getting the vaccine mid December. I'll let you all know how I fair. Wow, no messing around. I think the first people to get the vaccine here, if it gets the greenlight. Will be the elderly and vulnerable. Which vaccine are you going to have?" Don't know yet here it's frontline the elders then essential. | |||
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"Julian Scary
Hold on, I think that's funny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.
Hey pickle
I'd have been first poster however I was sat there thinking "someone really needs to take the bin out, it stinks"
And then I realised the stinky bin was in fact..... me
So I was in the shower and missed the nocturnal call to arms.
S'cuse me. My fingers were hot on the buttons tonight
Yeah yeah, birthday firstface " | |||
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"Hey Jim and the nocturnal beings x Hello Hope
Hello birthday girl "*Waves* | |||
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"First time caller!! What are the rules here?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rugby. Oh, we like first time callers. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Anything goes here. You can talk about absolutely anything you want. Smileyface | |||
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"Good evening Jim welcome back. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. It's good to be back. How are you tonight? | |||
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"First time caller!! What are the rules here? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rugby. Oh, we like first time callers. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Anything goes here. You can talk about absolutely anything you want. Smileyface" I'll grass on him Jethro, he's meant to be working the cheeky sausage! | |||
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"Good evening everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buttery. I like your dress. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface
Thank you Jim. "You're very, very welcome. Have you popped tonight? | |||
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"Twinpeaksface There's a video on YouTube, forty minutes of Kyle MacLachlan making a cherry pie. Orgasmyoutubeface" I know, right? | |||
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"Good evening Jim welcome back. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. It's good to be back. How are you tonight?" Good to have you back, though full marks for kinky as your stand in. I'm good and good to see you are too. | |||
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"Hey Jim and the nocturnal beings x " Hi Lois... Any exciting shopping trips | |||
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"Hey Jim and the nocturnal beings x Hi Lois... Any exciting shopping trips "Apart from M&S for groceries on Saturday no. That is cos I is a Lockdown rule keeper innit
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"I'm just going to write a status update. Don't mess around while I'm away. I'll be back." Erm you could have said hello first (stomps feet on ground) | |||
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"I'm just going to write a status update. Don't mess around while I'm away. I'll be back." Copied. I'm such a good cunt. | |||
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"First time caller!! What are the rules here? Oi you, I thought you were knuckling down with work. Bananas up the bum it is! Plantains are more rigid, just saying. " I see you know your fruit well. | |||
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"Hey Jim and the nocturnal beings x Hi Lois... Any exciting shopping trips
Apart from M&S for groceries on Saturday no. That is cos I is a Lockdown rule keeper innit
And I had to think who is this Lois "Oh whoops | |||
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"Evening all. Just having a little perv
Nikki x "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nikki. You bloody pervert. Smileyface x | |||
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"I have exciting news about my box " My finger is still in it? | |||
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"I’m working in the poison gas factory" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Stockings. I hope you're wearing a mask. | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. Welcome back. How are you tonight? All good here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Thank you very much. I'm not too bad. I bet it was cold in Hull this morning." I didn't notice as it's always cold here at this time of year! Not staying long tonight, as signal is utter cr#p! | |||
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"Hey Jim and the nocturnal beings x Hi Lois... Any exciting shopping trips
Apart from M&S for groceries on Saturday no. That is cos I is a Lockdown rule keeper innit
And I had to think who is this Lois
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"I have exciting news about my box " Oh? Care to share? | |||
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"I have exciting news about my box My finger is still in it? " Oh man is that what that is?! | |||
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"Hi hot Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight.
How ya doing, feels like forever xxx
I'm okay. It's only been a few days, but it does feel like ages. How are you? x
I'm good... Count down to Xmas holidays has begun! "Your Christmas photos. It's only ³² days until Christmas.  | |||
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"I have exciting news about my box My finger is still in it? " Put a lid on it you two! | |||
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"First time caller!! What are the rules here? Oi you, I thought you were knuckling down with work. Bananas up the bum it is! Plantains are more rigid, just saying. I see you know your fruit well." ^she knows her berries (smileyface) | |||
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"Good evening Jim. Hope your well. I couldn't keep away "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. What a nice surprise. How are you? | |||
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"I have exciting news about my box My finger is still in it? Oh man is that what that is?! "
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"Julian Scary
Hold on, I think that's funny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.
Hey pickle
I'd have been first poster however I was sat there thinking "someone really needs to take the bin out, it stinks"
And then I realised the stinky bin was in fact..... me
So I was in the shower and missed the nocturnal call to arms."Coulda shoulda woulda. How fast can you shower? | |||
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"First time caller!! What are the rules here? Oi you, I thought you were knuckling down with work. Bananas up the bum it is! Plantains are more rigid, just saying. It'll be pineapples if he don't pull into line! Good shout "Pineapple ring. | |||
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"Julian Scary
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Hey pickle
I'd have been first poster however I was sat there thinking "someone really needs to take the bin out, it stinks"
And then I realised the stinky bin was in fact..... me
So I was in the shower and missed the nocturnal call to arms.
Coulda shoulda woulda. How fast can you shower?"Depends on water pressure and softness, shampoo latherability, whether there's shaving involved and how easily I can let go of the back scrubber. That cunt's like pringles, once you pop you can't stop. It just feels soooooooo scratchy and cleany and ohhh lord! | |||
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You been fondling any statues today?
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Hold on, I think that's funny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.
Hey pickle
I'd have been first poster however I was sat there thinking "someone really needs to take the bin out, it stinks"
And then I realised the stinky bin was in fact..... me
So I was in the shower and missed the nocturnal call to arms.
Coulda shoulda woulda. How fast can you shower?
Depends on water pressure and softness, shampoo latherability, whether there's shaving involved and how easily I can let go of the back scrubber. That cunt's like pringles, once you pop you can't stop.
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"Good evening Jim. Hope your well. I couldn't keep away
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. What a nice surprise. How are you?"Back on top and sober | |||
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Meli "Hey Hope. I should be asleep as I've got to be up for an appointment but I've had a silly argument that's kind of become a thing in my head and now my anxiety has gone from 5 to a 100.  How are you doing? | |||
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You been fondling any statues today?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. I haven't fondled a single statue today. But there's still time. If I ran to the library and copped a feel of Charles Darwin."The library hours in Shrewsbury are clearly very different to this neck of the woods | |||
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Hold on, I think that's funny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.
Hey pickle
I'd have been first poster however I was sat there thinking "someone really needs to take the bin out, it stinks"
And then I realised the stinky bin was in fact..... me
So I was in the shower and missed the nocturnal call to arms.
Coulda shoulda woulda. How fast can you shower?
Depends on water pressure and softness, shampoo latherability, whether there's shaving involved and how easily I can let go of the back scrubber. That cunt's like pringles, once you pop you can't stop.
It just feels soooooooo scratchy and cleany and ohhh lord!
Did you cum at the end there? "Closest I've been in a while! | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. I haven't fondled a single statue today. But there's still time. If I ran to the library and copped a feel of Charles Darwin."It's a bit late now, maybes in the morning as you grab a coffee
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Hey Hope. I should be asleep as I've got to be up for an appointment but I've had a silly argument that's kind of become a thing in my head and now my anxiety has gone from 5 to a 100. How are you doing? "Oh lordy Meli, that is pants. I am sending you pigs of the Percy and Miss varieties to sooth your mind xx I am good but very itchy. Never fear I will not ask you to give me a scratch | |||
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"Well i was good for 3 hours so at least i get 3 strokes lol Hmmmmm, that's fair. (Use reply+quote- bottom right, and it'll be easier to follow)" I don't want to find it difficult to understand about the stroking. I want to know about the stroking. | |||
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"Soo update I getting the vaccine mid December. I'll let you all know how I fair. Wow, no messing around. I think the first people to get the vaccine here, if it gets the greenlight. Will be the elderly and vulnerable. Which vaccine are you going to have? Don't know yet here it's frontline the elders then essential." Do keep us updated. | |||
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"Well i was good for 3 hours so at least i get 3 strokes lol Hmmmmm, that's fair. (Use reply+quote- bottom right, and it'll be easier to follow) I don't want to find it difficult to understand about the stroking. I want to know about the stroking. So earlier on someone started a thread and said...."Im stuck in work this evening and need some suggestions on how to pass the time. Any ideas? Any naughty goings on that were work related?" So my idea was this: Every hour that passes without you trying to get out of work is one willy stroke you're allowed to give yourself when you get home. Every hour that you fail is banana up yer bum. " By someone I'm pointing directly at Rugby! | |||
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"Good evening Jim welcome back. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. It's good to be back. How are you tonight? Good to have you back, though full marks for kinky as your stand in. I'm good and good to see you are too. " KC and the Moonlight Band did a great job. I'm glad you're good. | |||
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"I'm just going to write a status update. Don't mess around while I'm away. I'll be back. Erm you could have said hello first (stomps feet on ground) "Hope, don't be silly. | |||
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Meli
Hey Hope. I should be asleep as I've got to be up for an appointment but I've had a silly argument that's kind of become a thing in my head and now my anxiety has gone from 5 to a 100. How are you doing?
Oh lordy Meli, that is pants. I am sending you pigs of the Percy and Miss varieties to sooth your mind xx
I am good but very itchy. Never fear I will not ask you to give me a scratch "Thanks Hope. It will be fine. I think sometimes we all say daft things when we're hurt to loved ones. It doesn't mean that's how we feel, it's just our wounded side coming out. I am tempted to go and buy cigs though.
Not the itches back again! Bad times. I can buy one of those plastic hand itchers x | |||
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"Hello night owls. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suggs. Welcome to this nocturnal madness. Smileyface | |||
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"Where’s my manners. Hi Jim. " It's quite alright. I'm one of the night owls. | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. Welcome back. How are you tonight? All good here! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Thank you very much. I'm not too bad. I bet it was cold in Hull this morning. I didn't notice as it's always cold here at this time of year! Not staying long tonight, as signal is utter cr#p!" | |||
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"Julian Scary
Hold on, I think that's funny. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach.
Hey pickle
I'd have been first poster however I was sat there thinking "someone really needs to take the bin out, it stinks"
And then I realised the stinky bin was in fact..... me
So I was in the shower and missed the nocturnal call to arms.
Coulda shoulda woulda. How fast can you shower?
Depends on water pressure and softness, shampoo latherability, whether there's shaving involved and how easily I can let go of the back scrubber. That cunt's like pringles, once you pop you can't stop.
It just feels soooooooo scratchy and cleany and ohhh lord! " | |||
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"Good evening Jim. Hope your well. I couldn't keep away
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. What a nice surprise. How are you?
Back on top and sober "Yeah! | |||
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"Good evening Jim welcome back. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. It's good to be back. How are you tonight? Good to have you back, though full marks for kinky as your stand in. I'm good and good to see you are too. KC and the Moonlight Band did a great job. I'm glad you're good. "Thank you Jim. I can retire happy | |||
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"Hiya Jim
You been fondling any statues today?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. I haven't fondled a single statue today. But there's still time. If I ran to the library and copped a feel of Charles Darwin.
The library hours in Shrewsbury are clearly very different to this neck of the woods "Charles Darwin sits outside the library, silly. | |||
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"Rugby, do some work! I totally thought you meant a different Rugby to do different work
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"Hello Jim and nocturnal beings
Meli
Hey Hope. I should be asleep as I've got to be up for an appointment but I've had a silly argument that's kind of become a thing in my head and now my anxiety has gone from 5 to a 100. How are you doing?
Oh lordy Meli, that is pants. I am sending you pigs of the Percy and Miss varieties to sooth your mind xx
I am good but very itchy. Never fear I will not ask you to give me a scratch
Thanks Hope. It will be fine. I think sometimes we all say daft things when we're hurt to loved ones. It doesn't mean that's how we feel, it's just our wounded side coming out. I am tempted to go and buy cigs though.
Not the itches back again! Bad times. I can buy one of those plastic hand itchers x"No you don't want them!!!! Photo on the way x | |||
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"Hiya Jim
You been fondling any statues today?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. I haven't fondled a single statue today. But there's still time. If I ran to the library and copped a feel of Charles Darwin.
It's a bit late now, maybes in the morning as you grab a coffee
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"Rugby, do some work! I totally thought you meant a different Rugby to do different work
that WOULD be bold!
I did wonder if Jim's sojourn had emboldened him a little "I'm just hoping the boss hasn't caught him. Bad times | |||
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"hey lovelies and jim x just come on to say hi, hope you are well and big hugs all round.love you all xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suzy. It's good to see you again. I did post on your thread you did yesterday at around four this morning. Nocturnal love to you. x | |||
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"Jimboooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. If you're going to send me a Christmas card, please spunk in it. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. If you're going to send me a Christmas card, please spunk in it. "I’ll tribute the card just for you | |||
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"Well i was good for 3 hours so at least i get 3 strokes lol Hmmmmm, that's fair. (Use reply+quote- bottom right, and it'll be easier to follow) I don't want to find it difficult to understand about the stroking. I want to know about the stroking. So earlier on someone started a thread and said...."Im stuck in work this evening and need some suggestions on how to pass the time. Any ideas? Any naughty goings on that were work related?" So my idea was this: Every hour that passes without you trying to get out of work is one willy stroke you're allowed to give yourself when you get home. Every hour that you fail is banana up yer bum. " Ah. | |||
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"Rugby, do some work! I totally thought you meant a different Rugby to do different work
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"Hiya Jim
You been fondling any statues today?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. I haven't fondled a single statue today. But there's still time. If I ran to the library and copped a feel of Charles Darwin.
The library hours in Shrewsbury are clearly very different to this neck of the woods
Charles Darwin sits outside the library, silly."Silly me! Should've stayed for The Tour, eh? Then I'd know this sort of Shrewsbury trivia | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. If you're going to send me a Christmas card, please spunk in it.
I’ll tribute the card just for you "You could use it as lubrication for the glue on the envelopes, to save licking them | |||
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"Good evening Jim welcome back. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. It's good to be back. How are you tonight? Good to have you back, though full marks for kinky as your stand in. I'm good and good to see you are too. KC and the Moonlight Band did a great job. I'm glad you're good.
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. If you're going to send me a Christmas card, please spunk in it.
I’ll tribute the card just for you
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"hey lovelies and jim x just come on to say hi, hope you are well and big hugs all round.love you all xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suzy. It's good to see you again. I did post on your thread you did yesterday at around four this morning. Nocturnal love to you. x" thank you darling, i did see it...lovely to see you again too xx | |||
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"Hiya Jim
You been fondling any statues today?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cindi. I haven't fondled a single statue today. But there's still time. If I ran to the library and copped a feel of Charles Darwin.
The library hours in Shrewsbury are clearly very different to this neck of the woods
Charles Darwin sits outside the library, silly.
Silly me! Should've stayed for The Tour, eh? Then I'd know this sort of Shrewsbury trivia "Please don’t mention Charles Darwin, mr has a massive hard on for the father of evolution. To the point where I fear for peoples safety if they are daft enough to say the theory of evolution is ‘just a theory’ | |||
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"Hello Jim and nocturnal beings
Meli
Hey Hope. I should be asleep as I've got to be up for an appointment but I've had a silly argument that's kind of become a thing in my head and now my anxiety has gone from 5 to a 100. How are you doing?
Oh lordy Meli, that is pants. I am sending you pigs of the Percy and Miss varieties to sooth your mind xx
I am good but very itchy. Never fear I will not ask you to give me a scratch
Thanks Hope. It will be fine. I think sometimes we all say daft things when we're hurt to loved ones. It doesn't mean that's how we feel, it's just our wounded side coming out. I am tempted to go and buy cigs though.
Not the itches back again! Bad times. I can buy one of those plastic hand itchers x
No you don't want them!!!!
Photo on the way x"For a second I thought you were referring to plastic hand scratchers. I think you meant cigarettes. | |||
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mystique. If you're going to send me a Christmas card, please spunk in it.
I’ll tribute the card just for you "Yes! | |||
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"Good evening Jim welcome back. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. It's good to be back. How are you tonight? Good to have you back, though full marks for kinky as your stand in. I'm good and good to see you are too. KC and the Moonlight Band did a great job. I'm glad you're good.
Thank you Jim. I can retire happy
Wouldn't you want to do it again?"If, for the good of the nocturnal massive, I'm required to deputise once more, I shall walk calmly once more into the fray | |||
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