FabSwingers.com forum: Hot Tub party Take 14

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Our party seems to have a life of it's own now, My Good Friends are still hanging out at the Hot Tub

New Friends still keep showing up!! So I am keeping it going because as long as they keep showing up ... there will be a party waiting for them !!

We still have the great company

Rubber Duckies and of course the Hot Tub.... when we last left off Wookie was starting another Foam party and Tequila was making clothes fall off ... not sure who had their clothes on...

And Cindi had begun spreading Christmas Spirit and Good Cheer... a few humbugs... but they will come around in time for the ..... YOU GUESSED IT CHRISTMAS HOT TUB PARTY ...

So come on by and Relax after a long day with some Friends... Miles will be there to get you a drink The Good man is filling in until My Host Jimmy can get there!! Thanks Miles you are the Best !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*grabs Maddie and whisks her off to the beach bottle of Tequila in hand*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh do i hear the sounds of music and a gorgeous hostess

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A delicious water pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*grabs Maddie and whisks her off to the beach bottle of Tequila in hand*"

Maddie takes Wonko's hand and holds on tight then runs and jumps into the Beautiful aqua water ... they fall in the crashing waves.

Wonko grumbles but Maddie saw his smile before he hid it!!

# plot twist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I wish it could be Christmas everydayyyyyyyyy

When the bells start ringing and the kids begin to playyyyyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A delicious water pls"

Miles can you get this Goregous Creature a Water please my Dear...

Please add extra splash of delicious

and Umbrella a pink one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*grabs Maddie and whisks her off to the beach bottle of Tequila in hand*

Maddie takes Wonko's hand and holds on tight then runs and jumps into the Beautiful aqua water ... they fall in the crashing waves.

Wonko grumbles but Maddie saw his smile before he hid it!!

# plot twist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh do i hear the sounds of music and a gorgeous hostess

Taff my Sweet ... yes... yes you do !! And she is waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh, I got in late last time.

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I wish it could be Christmas everydayyyyyyyyy

When the bells start ringing and the kids begin to playyyyyyyyyyy

The Bell still rings for those who truly BELIEVE

I love your spirit Cindi...

I personally will never grow too old to search the Skies on Christmas Eve for Santa !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*grabs Maddie and whisks her off to the beach bottle of Tequila in hand*

Maddie takes Wonko's hand and holds on tight then runs and jumps into the Beautiful aqua water ... they fall in the crashing waves.

Wonko grumbles but Maddie saw his smile before he hid it!!

# plot twist

* Miles observes Maddie has won Wonko over completely *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*grabs Maddie and whisks her off to the beach bottle of Tequila in hand*

Maddie takes Wonko's hand and holds on tight then runs and jumps into the Beautiful aqua water ... they fall in the crashing waves.

Wonko grumbles but Maddie saw his smile before he hid it!!

# plot twist

Narrator - wonko did indeed smile. His plan to use the #MFM war as a cover to seduce the gorgeous Maddie had worked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh, I got in late last time.

Hello all

Hi there ... come on in

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Ooooh, I got in late last time.

Hello all

Wait for me handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

# plot twist

Narrator - wonko did indeed smile. His plan to use the #MFM war as a cover to seduce the gorgeous Maddie had worked "

The plot thickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

# plot twist

Narrator - wonko did indeed smile. His plan to use the #MFM war as a cover to seduce the gorgeous Maddie had worked

The plot thickens"

Dun-dun-duhhhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh, I got in late last time.

Hello all

Hi there ... come on in

Only because you convinced me, I can't say no to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooh, I got in late last time.

Hello all

Wait for me handsome "

I couldn't have fun without you, of course I'll wait

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Ooooh, I got in late last time.

Hello all

Wait for me handsome

I couldn't have fun without you, of course I'll wait

Good man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh, I got in late last time.

Hello all

Hi there ... come on in

Only because you convinced me, I can't say no to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WAKEY WAKEYYYYYYYYYYY

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Bloody hell still going

don’t mind me I’ll be floating about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell still going

don’t mind me I’ll be floating about

It's never ending.

Bit I've no idea if the current plot.

Last I knew was WD had cookies, kicked off about my Xmas picture, ballsed up 2 threads about it, went in a huff and put a Xmas profile pic on.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Bloody hell still going

don’t mind me I’ll be floating about

Fancy seeing you here

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Lool I was a human floating device on the last one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lool I was a human floating device on the last one

Hey that was my favorite Float way better than the Unicorn Float

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*grabs Maddie and whisks her off to the beach bottle of Tequila in hand*

Maddie takes Wonko's hand and holds on tight then runs and jumps into the Beautiful aqua water ... they fall in the crashing waves.

Wonko grumbles but Maddie saw his smile before he hid it!!

# plot twist

Narrator - wonko did indeed smile. His plan to use the #MFM war as a cover to seduce the gorgeous Maddie had worked "

AWWW Wonko

It was a very good plan indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WAKEY WAKEYYYYYYYYYYY

hmmmm? what the fuck? *rubs eyes and looks about startled*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WAKEY WAKEYYYYYYYYYYY

hmmmm? what the fuck? *rubs eyes and looks about startled*"

So can someone catch me up to speed.

What are the men currently complaining about this time?

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By *hezzababeWoman
over a year ago

Ashton

Hot tub party sounds fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*grabs Maddie and whisks her off to the beach bottle of Tequila in hand*

Maddie takes Wonko's hand and holds on tight then runs and jumps into the Beautiful aqua water ... they fall in the crashing waves.

Wonko grumbles but Maddie saw his smile before he hid it!!

# plot twist

Narrator - wonko did indeed smile. His plan to use the #MFM war as a cover to seduce the gorgeous Maddie had worked

AWWW Wonko

It was a very good plan indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot tub party sounds fun x"

Welcome in

Grab a drink and get naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WAKEY WAKEYYYYYYYYYYY

hmmmm? what the fuck? *rubs eyes and looks about startled*

So can someone catch me up to speed.

What are the men currently complaining about this time?

I dunno something did a thing, some thing about Christmas in November ahhhhgh *shudders*

3 theeads campaigning against it #CID or #CIN or... I dunno.

Something like that.

I think there was a mention of a bikini as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WAKEY WAKEYYYYYYYYYYY

hmmmm? what the fuck? *rubs eyes and looks about startled*

So can someone catch me up to speed.

What are the men currently complaining about this time?

I dunno something did a thing, some thing about Christmas in November ahhhhgh *shudders*

3 theeads campaigning against it #CID or #CIN or... I dunno.

Something like that.

I think there was a mention of a bikini as well. "

So just a normal day then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*grabs Maddie and whisks her off to the beach bottle of Tequila in hand*

Maddie takes Wonko's hand and holds on tight then runs and jumps into the Beautiful aqua water ... they fall in the crashing waves.

Wonko grumbles but Maddie saw his smile before he hid it!!

# plot twist

* Miles observes Maddie has won Wonko over completely *"

I told him I would... but for the first time ,I have got to admit I thought I may just not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*grabs Maddie and whisks her off to the beach bottle of Tequila in hand*

Maddie takes Wonko's hand and holds on tight then runs and jumps into the Beautiful aqua water ... they fall in the crashing waves.

Wonko grumbles but Maddie saw his smile before he hid it!!

# plot twist

* Miles observes Maddie has won Wonko over completely *

I told him I would... but for the first time ,I have got to admit I thought I may just not.

He was just being a sore loser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot tub party sounds fun x"

Welcome and enjoy the hot tub. It's pretty relaxing after a long day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WAKEY WAKEYYYYYYYYYYY

hmmmm? what the fuck? *rubs eyes and looks about startled*

So can someone catch me up to speed.

What are the men currently complaining about this time?

I dunno something did a thing, some thing about Christmas in November ahhhhgh *shudders*

3 theeads campaigning against it #CID or #CIN or... I dunno.

Something like that.

I think there was a mention of a bikini as well.

So just a normal day then

Just another day on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot tub party sounds fun x

Welcome and enjoy the hot tub. It's pretty relaxing after a long day!!

ERM! ...... Question...... Has anyone actually cleaned the hot tub since Friday night???

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in the corner with the Rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Shocker right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still in the corner with the Rum

Do you ever move from there.... Other than to get more rum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot tub party sounds fun x

Welcome and enjoy the hot tub. It's pretty relaxing after a long day!!

ERM! ...... Question...... Has anyone actually cleaned the hot tub since Friday night???

Yuck.... Well you and I weren't in there much at all . We were working the party !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody hell still going

don’t mind me I’ll be floating about

It's never ending.

Bit I've no idea if the current plot.

Last I knew was WD had cookies, kicked off about my Xmas picture, ballsed up 2 threads about it, went in a huff and put a Xmas profile pic on.

Oh no ... He doesn't huff does he... ?I've never seen him huff. I was a big fan of his Christmas Pic ... it was soooo damn cute!

See you inspired him !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Shocker right.

Definitely - who'd have guessed.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?"

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?"

Arrrrh. Ok

I get ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

I'm innocent of all charges.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

Yea ... what he said ... who asks something I've that and leaves... goodness! I better know before Bed Stormtrooper!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

I'm innocent of all charges.

Hey my question is down here....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

I'm innocent of all charges.

Hey my question is down here....

YOU better tell me ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

I'm innocent of all charges.

Not buying CG!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've come back for more, tortilla hat and nothing else!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

Yea ... what he said ... who asks something I've that and leaves... goodness! I better know before Bed Stormtrooper!!

Bed......oooooo. That's a great idea.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It wasn't me officer and you can't prove a thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

Yea ... what he said ... who asks something I've that and leaves... goodness! I better know before Bed Stormtrooper!!

Bed......oooooo. That's a great idea.

I'm going to kick your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've come back for more, tortilla hat and nothing else! "

Yea! yea! In a while, we are trying to get to the bottom of something potentially dastardly here with CG.

Apparently, Madison has some "special thing" She can do.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

Yea ... what he said ... who asks something I've that and leaves... goodness! I better know before Bed Stormtrooper!!

Bed......oooooo. That's a great idea.

I'm going to kick your ass

Woohoo. Do you promise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It wasn't me officer and you can't prove a thing.

Do you need a hug and attention Stormtrooper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wasn't me officer and you can't prove a thing.

Look at him squirm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you don't know what the special thing is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've come back for more, tortilla hat and nothing else!

Yea! yea! In a while, we are trying to get to the bottom of something potentially dastardly here with CG.

Apparently, Madison has some "special thing" She can do. "

No she does NOT ....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It wasn't me officer and you can't prove a thing.

Do you need a hug and attention Stormtrooper?

Is a blow job out of the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you don't know what the special thing is? "

Not you too... you would never do that to me !!

So did you finally get all that glitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It wasn't me officer and you can't prove a thing.

Do you need a hug and attention Stormtrooper?

Is a blow job out of the question?

Ohhhhh you are sooooo in time out for that .....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It wasn't me officer and you can't prove a thing.

Look at him squirm.

Moi. I'm sweet and innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you don't know what the special thing is? "

Don't you start as well, shit stirrer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it's a losing battle, it got everywhere. If you don't want to tell them then don't!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It wasn't me officer and you can't prove a thing.

Do you need a hug and attention Stormtrooper?

Is a blow job out of the question?

Ohhhhh you are sooooo in time out for that .....

Pfffffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G'night Y'all

Ho Ho Ho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

Yea ... what he said ... who asks something I've that and leaves... goodness! I better know before Bed Stormtrooper!!

Bed......oooooo. That's a great idea.

I'm going to kick your ass

Woohoo. Do you promise?

Yep I sure do!! I actually am pretty strong ... well my legs are... I'm going to trick you and then squeeze you like a python between them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G'night Y'all

Ho Ho Ho

Sweet Dreams Cindi !!

Tomorrow is one day closer to Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you see WD before me, tell him

"Cindi says it's 12 now"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G'night Y'all

Ho Ho Ho

Cheery bye-bye.

Leave that Christmas nonsense at home tomorrow though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It wasn't me officer and you can't prove a thing.

Do you need a hug and attention Stormtrooper?

Is a blow job out of the question?

Ohhhhh you are sooooo in time out for that .....

Pfffffft.

But only for 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you see WD before me, tell him

"Cindi says it's 12 now"

Will do.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm going to kick your ass

Woohoo. Do you promise?

Yep I sure do!! I actually am pretty strong ... well my legs are... I'm going to trick you and then squeeze you like a python between them

Ooft. Now ya talking. Get ya,kit off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G'night Y'all

Ho Ho Ho

Cheery bye-bye.

Leave that Christmas nonsense at home tomorrow though.

Love the Santa's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

Yea ... what he said ... who asks something I've that and leaves... goodness! I better know before Bed Stormtrooper!!

Bed......oooooo. That's a great idea.

I'm going to kick your ass

Woohoo. Do you promise?

Yep I sure do!! I actually am pretty strong ... well my legs are... I'm going to trick you and then squeeze you like a python between them

I can vouch for her legs. . they are superb. Well toned and beautifully tanned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G'night Y'all

Ho Ho Ho

Cheery bye-bye.

Leave that Christmas nonsense at home tomorrow though.

It's only just begining

I've been on a covert operation recruiting

Nighty night

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It wasn't me officer and you can't prove a thing.

Do you need a hug and attention Stormtrooper?

Is a blow job out of the question?

Ohhhhh you are sooooo in time out for that .....

Pfffffft.

But only for 5 minutes

4 minutes left then.

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over a year ago

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

Yea ... what he said ... who asks something I've that and leaves... goodness! I better know before Bed Stormtrooper!!

Bed......oooooo. That's a great idea.

I'm going to kick your ass

Woohoo. Do you promise?

Yep I sure do!! I actually am pretty strong ... well my legs are... I'm going to trick you and then squeeze you like a python between them

I can vouch for her legs. . they are superb. Well toned and beautifully tanned.

YEP ... what he said !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G'night Y'all

Ho Ho Ho

Cheery bye-bye.

Leave that Christmas nonsense at home tomorrow though.

Love the Santa's

Nope! Waaaay too early for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It wasn't me officer and you can't prove a thing.

Do you need a hug and attention Stormtrooper?

Is a blow job out of the question?

Ohhhhh you are sooooo in time out for that .....

Pfffffft.

But only for 5 minutes

4 minutes left then.

So tell me what is it ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"G'night Y'all

Ho Ho Ho

Cheery bye-bye.

Leave that Christmas nonsense at home tomorrow though.

It's only just begining

I've been on a covert operation recruiting

Nighty night

Sweet dreams

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over a year ago

"G'night Y'all

Ho Ho Ho

Cheery bye-bye.

Leave that Christmas nonsense at home tomorrow though.

Love the Santa's

Nope! Waaaay too early for that. "

Ummm didn't you just do the Santa's?

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over a year ago

"G'night Y'all

Ho Ho Ho

Cheery bye-bye.

Leave that Christmas nonsense at home tomorrow though.

It's only just begining

I've been on a covert operation recruiting

Nighty night

Sweet dreams"

Ohhh no you do not .... don't you dare go to bed without telling me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas starts in December surely?!?!?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oh hellllllo. Fancy seeing you lot here.

Hi Trouble

Has anyone managed to persuade you to do that 'special thing' yet?

What's the special thingy ?

Yes.. What IS the "special" thing??

Hmmm You don't know ... because I really have no clue!!

Fess up CG, you've been nicked my son.

Yea ... what he said ... who asks something I've that and leaves... goodness! I better know before Bed Stormtrooper!!

Bed......oooooo. That's a great idea.

I'm going to kick your ass

Woohoo. Do you promise?

Yep I sure do!! I actually am pretty strong ... well my legs are... I'm going to trick you and then squeeze you like a python between them

I can vouch for her legs. . they are superb. Well toned and beautifully tanned.

YEP ... what he said !!

Does the tan go all the way up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G'night Y'all

Ho Ho Ho

Cheery bye-bye.

Leave that Christmas nonsense at home tomorrow though.

Love the Santa's

Nope! Waaaay too early for that.

Ummm didn't you just do the Santa's?

Nope, that would be Cindi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peek a boo

Back up against the men has commenced

One of my friends has just joined fab, another on the way.

Cindi's covert operation is reaping rewards.

They are crazier than me and such a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Peek a boo

Back up against the men has commenced

One of my friends has just joined fab, another on the way.

Cindi's covert operation is reaping rewards.

They are crazier than me and such a laugh

Uh ohhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning I'm back again this party is never ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uh ohhhh

How are you this fine day?

Love the profile pic

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Good morning you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the fight this time? Has battle commenced? I haven't taken a side yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch

"
good morning sexy you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch

I'm not one of the sexy bunch but good morning to you.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Morning...every time I see this thread in the forum I hear 70s disco music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning or good night... I can't tell anymore

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Morning...every time I see this thread in the forum I hear 70s disco music

Nothing wrong with that.. see you on the dance floor

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Good morning or good night... I can't tell anymore "

Who knows

still going hard though x

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Good morning you sexy bunch

good morning sexy you

Morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch

I'm not one of the sexy bunch but good morning to you."

Morning Miles

There's a full moon tonight

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Good morning you sexy bunch

And me, don't forget about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch

And me, don't forget about me.

"
no one forgets you wing man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch

And me, don't forget about me.

no one forgets you wing man

I see whack a mole is in full effect again

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over a year ago

Good morning my Favorite People!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch

And me, don't forget about me.

NEVER!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning my Favorite People!!

Morning hope you are well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning my Favorite People!!

Morning hope you are well

Awe I am... thank you my Dear !! How are you this morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch

good morning sexy you

Morning x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning or good night... I can't tell anymore "

Good morning Sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning my Favorite People!!

Morning hope you are well

Awe I am... thank you my Dear !! How are you this morning?

I'm great thanks

Tuesday is my fave day, hairy chests, torsos and boobies.

Can't beat it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Good morning you sexy bunch

And me, don't forget about me.

NEVER!!!

(Squeezes her bum).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch

And me, don't forget about me.

no one forgets you wing man

I see whack a mole is in full effect again

"
told you catch me if you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning party maniacs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"morning party maniacs"

Good morning Sunshine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch

And me, don't forget about me.

NEVER!!!

(Squeezes her bum).

Squeezed his back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone, Hello Madison

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Good morning you sexy bunch

And me, don't forget about me.

NEVER!!!

(Squeezes her bum).

Squeezed his back

(Nibbles on her nippple).

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over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch

And me, don't forget about me.

NEVER!!!

(Squeezes her bum).

Squeezed his back

(Nibbles on her nippple).

Tells him he's so naughty!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's do this

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Good morning you sexy bunch

And me, don't forget about me.

NEVER!!!

(Squeezes her bum).

Squeezed his back

(Nibbles on her nippple).

Tells him he's so naughty!!

Whispers in her ear 'bend over and I'll show you naughty'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy bunch

And me, don't forget about me.

NEVER!!!

(Squeezes her bum).

Squeezed his back

(Nibbles on her nippple).

Tells him he's so naughty!!

Whispers in her ear 'bend over and I'll show you naughty'"

Blushes and says "Well ok then"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So party animals what are we doing today....are going to get into any trouble ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a drink please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a drink please?"

Of course, what would you like?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So party animals what are we doing today....are going to get into any trouble ?

'Trouble'????

Us????

Never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a drink please?

Of course, what would you like?

Orange juice please. I'll be in my usual quiet corner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coming right up !!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Coming right up !!

That's what i just did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a drink please?

Of course, what would you like?

Orange juice please. I'll be in my usual quiet corner."

Here is your freshly squeezed Orange juice.

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over a year ago

"Coming right up !!

That's what i just did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I have a drink please?

Of course, what would you like?

Orange juice please. I'll be in my usual quiet corner.

Here is your freshly squeezed Orange juice.

Thank you Madison. See you later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a drink please?

Of course, what would you like?

Orange juice please. I'll be in my usual quiet corner.

Here is your freshly squeezed Orange juice.

Thank you Madison. See you later"

You are very welcome Miles. See ya later Alligator!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

Hi Goregous

Wrinkly but glowing !!! Good morning!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

(Stands with a towel to assist the lady in getting dry).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Stands with a towel to assist the lady in getting dry).

Good Man

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"(Stands with a towel to assist the lady in getting dry).

Good Man

I know, I'm adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

"
want me to get in eith you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

want me to get in eith you

Gosh guys I truly do have the most helpful guests!! You guys are amazing... truly !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Stands with a towel to assist the lady in getting dry).

Good Man

I know, I'm adorable.

Yes you are... you just are the cutest thing Stormtrooper!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

want me to get in eith you

Gosh guys I truly do have the most helpful guests!! You guys are amazing... truly !

"
why don't you and MystiK get in the tub together and WD and i will watch you 2 play.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guyyyys what are we doing today if we are gonna make it to EPIC 15 ... we gotta kick it up a notch !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

want me to get in eith you

Gosh guys I truly do have the most helpful guests!! You guys are amazing... truly !

why don't you and MystiK get in the tub together and WD and i will watch you 2 play.

Well how do you know she would like that... Did you actually read her profile me Dear or just look at the pics....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

want me to get in eith you

Gosh guys I truly do have the most helpful guests!! You guys are amazing... truly !

why don't you and MystiK get in the tub together and WD and i will watch you 2 play.

Well how do you know she would like that... Did you actually read her profile me Dear or just look at the pics....

A guy can wish and if you don't ask, you don't get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

want me to get in eith you

Gosh guys I truly do have the most helpful guests!! You guys are amazing... truly !

why don't you and MystiK get in the tub together and WD and i will watch you 2 play.

Well how do you know she would like that... Did you actually read her profile me Dear or just look at the pics....

A guy can wish and if you don't ask, you don't get.

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd better jump in the hot tub quick and get nicely warmed up and relaxed ready for part 15

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over a year ago

"I'd better jump in the hot tub quick and get nicely warmed up and relaxed ready for part 15

Hi cutie... I know it's coming up... so grab a drink and get comfortable!! What music would you like my Dear ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

want me to get in eith you

Gosh guys I truly do have the most helpful guests!! You guys are amazing... truly !

why don't you and MystiK get in the tub together and WD and i will watch you 2 play.

Well how do you know she would like that... Did you actually read her profile me Dear or just look at the pics....

A guy can wish and if you don't ask, you don't get.

True

"
chunky you can watch butnill get getting in with them and putting g my arm around each one in turn

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over a year ago

"I'd better jump in the hot tub quick and get nicely warmed up and relaxed ready for part 15

Hi cutie... I know it's coming up... so grab a drink and get comfortable!! What music would you like my Dear ....

It'll probably not be the only thing 'coming up' either

Some nice relaxing music please Maddie, something to chill to and get to know everyone else. Got to be really friendly for part 15

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

want me to get in eith you

Gosh guys I truly do have the most helpful guests!! You guys are amazing... truly !

why don't you and MystiK get in the tub together and WD and i will watch you 2 play.

Well how do you know she would like that... Did you actually read her profile me Dear or just look at the pics....

A guy can wish and if you don't ask, you don't get.

True

chunky you can watch butnill get getting in with them and putting g my arm around each one in turn

All your's then mate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd better jump in the hot tub quick and get nicely warmed up and relaxed ready for part 15

Hi cutie... I know it's coming up... so grab a drink and get comfortable!! What music would you like my Dear ....

It'll probably not be the only thing 'coming up' either

Some nice relaxing music please Maddie, something to chill to and get to know everyone else. Got to be really friendly for part 15

Ok I'm on it ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ugggghhhh I always hit that weird ... what even is it....

A light bulb? It's not very cute!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miles, I've sent you an early Xmas present (check messages)

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over a year ago

"I'd better jump in the hot tub quick and get nicely warmed up and relaxed ready for part 15

Hi cutie... I know it's coming up... so grab a drink and get comfortable!! What music would you like my Dear ....

It'll probably not be the only thing 'coming up' either

Some nice relaxing music please Maddie, something to chill to and get to know everyone else. Got to be really friendly for part 15

Ok I'm on it ...

Well in that case, I'm even more glad that it 'came up' then

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over a year ago

"I'd better jump in the hot tub quick and get nicely warmed up and relaxed ready for part 15

Hi cutie... I know it's coming up... so grab a drink and get comfortable!! What music would you like my Dear ....

It'll probably not be the only thing 'coming up' either

Some nice relaxing music please Maddie, something to chill to and get to know everyone else. Got to be really friendly for part 15

Ok I'm on it ...

Well in that case, I'm even more glad that it 'came up' then

Nice comeback....

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over a year ago

"I'd better jump in the hot tub quick and get nicely warmed up and relaxed ready for part 15

Hi cutie... I know it's coming up... so grab a drink and get comfortable!! What music would you like my Dear ....

It'll probably not be the only thing 'coming up' either

Some nice relaxing music please Maddie, something to chill to and get to know everyone else. Got to be really friendly for part 15

Ok I'm on it ...

Well in that case, I'm even more glad that it 'came up' then

Nice comeback....

Oh I'm always happy to cum back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

want me to get in eith you

Gosh guys I truly do have the most helpful guests!! You guys are amazing... truly !

why don't you and MystiK get in the tub together and WD and i will watch you 2 play.

Well how do you know she would like that... Did you actually read her profile me Dear or just look at the pics....

A guy can wish and if you don't ask, you don't get.

True

chunky you can watch butnill get getting in with them and putting g my arm around each one in turn

All your's then mate.

"
that's if they agree to such shenanigans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd better jump in the hot tub quick and get nicely warmed up and relaxed ready for part 15

Hi cutie... I know it's coming up... so grab a drink and get comfortable!! What music would you like my Dear ....

It'll probably not be the only thing 'coming up' either

Some nice relaxing music please Maddie, something to chill to and get to know everyone else. Got to be really friendly for part 15

Ok I'm on it ...

Well in that case, I'm even more glad that it 'came up' then

Nice comeback....

Oh I'm always happy to cum back

See I knew you were going to cum back with comeback....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

want me to get in eith you

Gosh guys I truly do have the most helpful guests!! You guys are amazing... truly !

why don't you and MystiK get in the tub together and WD and i will watch you 2 play.

Well how do you know she would like that... Did you actually read her profile me Dear or just look at the pics....

A guy can wish and if you don't ask, you don't get.

True

chunky you can watch butnill get getting in with them and putting g my arm around each one in turn

All your's then mate.

that's if they agree to such shenanigans

I see all you Boys need adult supervision...

Clearly!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

want me to get in eith you

Gosh guys I truly do have the most helpful guests!! You guys are amazing... truly !

why don't you and MystiK get in the tub together and WD and i will watch you 2 play.

Well how do you know she would like that... Did you actually read her profile me Dear or just look at the pics....

A guy can wish and if you don't ask, you don't get.

True

chunky you can watch butnill get getting in with them and putting g my arm around each one in turn

All your's then mate.

that's if they agree to such shenanigans

I see all you Boys need adult supervision...

Clearly!!"

(Blows raspberry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting all wrinkly being in here for so long!

want me to get in eith you

Gosh guys I truly do have the most helpful guests!! You guys are amazing... truly !

why don't you and MystiK get in the tub together and WD and i will watch you 2 play.

Well how do you know she would like that... Did you actually read her profile me Dear or just look at the pics....

A guy can wish and if you don't ask, you don't get.

True

chunky you can watch butnill get getting in with them and putting g my arm around each one in turn

All your's then mate.

that's if they agree to such shenanigans

I see all you Boys need adult supervision...

Clearly!!"
yes mum

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over a year ago

"I'd better jump in the hot tub quick and get nicely warmed up and relaxed ready for part 15

Hi cutie... I know it's coming up... so grab a drink and get comfortable!! What music would you like my Dear ....

It'll probably not be the only thing 'coming up' either

Some nice relaxing music please Maddie, something to chill to and get to know everyone else. Got to be really friendly for part 15

Ok I'm on it ...

Well in that case, I'm even more glad that it 'came up' then

Nice comeback....

Oh I'm always happy to cum back

See I knew you were going to cum back with comeback....

My comebacks always cum back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd better jump in the hot tub quick and get nicely warmed up and relaxed ready for part 15

Hi cutie... I know it's coming up... so grab a drink and get comfortable!! What music would you like my Dear ....

It'll probably not be the only thing 'coming up' either

Some nice relaxing music please Maddie, something to chill to and get to know everyone else. Got to be really friendly for part 15

Ok I'm on it ...

Well in that case, I'm even more glad that it 'came up' then

Nice comeback....

Oh I'm always happy to cum back

See I knew you were going to cum back with comeback....

My comebacks always cum back

I heard they did.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention cum?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Did someone mention cum?

Repeatedly.

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