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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That is how I feel.

Betrayed by my own body this past 2 weeks and feel like poop.

I have hypermobility syndrome and it seems I can't do anything this past fortnight without something popping out of place.

So far its been wrist, shoulder, knee and back.

I have hardly moved from the sofa to avoid more damage.

Someone come chuck some icecream my way, and some wine, and a 6ft plus sex god who doesnt mind if I just lay back and let him do all the work

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Blimey that does NOT sound like much fun at all.

Here, have a bag of Maltesers

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ouch.

Nothing more to add but that I'm afraid.

Have a relaxing sofa session and eat some Ben & Jerry's.

A

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"That is how I feel.

Betrayed by my own body this past 2 weeks and feel like poop.

I have hypermobility syndrome and it seems I can't do anything this past fortnight without something popping out of place.

So far its been wrist, shoulder, knee and back.

I have hardly moved from the sofa to avoid more damage.

Someone come chuck some icecream my way, and some wine, and a 6ft plus sex god who doesnt mind if I just lay back and let him do all the work "

Hello.

I have the same issues so I hear you. It's exhausting.

Healing hugs sent your way.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey that does NOT sound like much fun at all.

Here, have a bag of Maltesers "

You star, I love chocolate balls

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Awww no. I can offer you a 6ft 4in domestic god who is willing to do all the work?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That is how I feel.

Betrayed by my own body this past 2 weeks and feel like poop.

I have hypermobility syndrome and it seems I can't do anything this past fortnight without something popping out of place.

So far its been wrist, shoulder, knee and back.

I have hardly moved from the sofa to avoid more damage.

Someone come chuck some icecream my way, and some wine, and a 6ft plus sex god who doesnt mind if I just lay back and let him do all the work

Hello.

I have the same issues so I hear you. It's exhausting.

Healing hugs sent your way.

Jo.Xx "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouch.

Nothing more to add but that I'm afraid.

Have a relaxing sofa session and eat some Ben & Jerry's.

A"

Its all ive done but I have no B&Js

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That is how I feel.

Betrayed by my own body this past 2 weeks and feel like poop.

I have hypermobility syndrome and it seems I can't do anything this past fortnight without something popping out of place.

So far its been wrist, shoulder, knee and back.

I have hardly moved from the sofa to avoid more damage.

Someone come chuck some icecream my way, and some wine, and a 6ft plus sex god who doesnt mind if I just lay back and let him do all the work "

Poor girl

Sending you positive thoughts and lots of ice cream and wine.

I got you covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg how the hell do you fix that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww no. I can offer you a 6ft 4in domestic god who is willing to do all the work?! "

Well then, that doesnt sound half bad at all, he can start with the dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That is how I feel.

Betrayed by my own body this past 2 weeks and feel like poop.

I have hypermobility syndrome and it seems I can't do anything this past fortnight without something popping out of place.

So far its been wrist, shoulder, knee and back.

I have hardly moved from the sofa to avoid more damage.

Someone come chuck some icecream my way, and some wine, and a 6ft plus sex god who doesnt mind if I just lay back and let him do all the work

Poor girl

Sending you positive thoughts and lots of ice cream and wine.

I got you covered"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to lay back and let someone worship you as the goddess you are...

Sending a big hug and some cheesecake (that always cheers me up)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Awww no. I can offer you a 6ft 4in domestic god who is willing to do all the work?!

Well then, that doesnt sound half bad at all, he can start with the dishwasher "

He's very anal about the dishwasher. He also enjoys giving anal, did I mention that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg how the hell do you fix that "

The joints pop back into place, can go straight away or take a little time, but they leave me sore and achy, sometimes trapped nerves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to lay back and let someone worship you as the goddess you are...

Sending a big hug and some cheesecake (that always cheers me up) "

I do love a lemon cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg how the hell do you fix that

The joints pop back into place, can go straight away or take a little time, but they leave me sore and achy, sometimes trapped nerves"

Bloody hell that sounds horrific.. Sending love +hugs

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hugs to you OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ouch .. what's your favourite flavour ice cream ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouch .. what's your favourite flavour ice cream ?"

Belgium choc haagen daz, the only ice cream I cant put the tub away before its finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That is how I feel.

Betrayed by my own body this past 2 weeks and feel like poop.

I have hypermobility syndrome and it seems I can't do anything this past fortnight without something popping out of place.

So far its been wrist, shoulder, knee and back.

I have hardly moved from the sofa to avoid more damage.

Someone come chuck some icecream my way, and some wine, and a 6ft plus sex god who doesnt mind if I just lay back and let him do all the work "

That sounds horrendous, I’m so sorry lovely

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Ouch .. what's your favourite flavour ice cream ?

Belgium choc haagen daz, the only ice cream I cant put the tub away before its finished"
noted ...I'm on my way to the munchies girls thread with some spinach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouch .. what's your favourite flavour ice cream ?

Belgium choc haagen daz, the only ice cream I cant put the tub away before its finishednoted ...I'm on my way to the munchies girls thread with some spinach"

They can keep the spinach, il take the ice cream

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That's what I just told them

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Ouch.

Nothing more to add but that I'm afraid.

Have a relaxing sofa session and eat some Ben & Jerry's.

A

Its all ive done but I have no B&Js "

They deliver now apparently.

I saw it on Facey.

A

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