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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Smack . naughty girl

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You taking the piss?

I started running the red river this morning, you got no chance. Just pass me a spoon dammit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smack . naughty girl

Haha! Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You taking the piss?

I started running the red river this morning, you got no chance. Just pass me a spoon dammit!"

A spoon for what? You hiding something i haven't eaten yet?

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

I’ve been like that for ages, I think it’s boredom as I’m eating everything in sight and constantly thinking what can I eat next, even eating Haribos and cheese at the same time

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"You taking the piss?

I started running the red river this morning, you got no chance. Just pass me a spoon dammit!"
smack for you too xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You taking the piss?

I started running the red river this morning, you got no chance. Just pass me a spoon dammit!

A spoon for what? You hiding something i haven't eaten yet? "

I may have a cheesecake stashed. I may also want to eat your food before my own. Some sharing caring bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

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tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'll happily eat all the snacks if that helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

what happened to sharing is caring?

Lovely offer but that will definitely not be enough food for us two, we may eat you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please. "

Sneaks you some ben and jerry's ice cream.

I was never here, you understand me Sparkles

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

what happened to sharing is caring?

Lovely offer but that will definitely not be enough food for us two, we may eat you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin

I've already been in there apparently I'm not "overweight" enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please. "

Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll happily eat all the snacks if that helps

I'd say come share but I don't think there's anything left

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Frida, you could make us cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.

Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge!

Don't hold back just be prepared to go food shopping again

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Frida, you could make us cake

For you always lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.

Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge!

Don't hold back just be prepared to go food shopping again

Yay!! All I needed was someone to say “go for it”!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.

Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge!

Don't hold back just be prepared to go food shopping again

Yay!! All I needed was someone to say “go for it”!

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nooo bad girls ..bad girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits

Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Frida, you could make us cake

For you always lovely

You superstar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.

Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge!

Don't hold back just be prepared to go food shopping again

Yay!! All I needed was someone to say “go for it”!

nooo bad girls ..bad girls

Isn’t bad good though?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits

Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?

I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.

Same here! I’m trying to hold off eating the contents of my fridge!

Don't hold back just be prepared to go food shopping again

Yay!! All I needed was someone to say “go for it”!

nooo bad girls ..bad girls

Isn’t bad good though?

Of course it is

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits

Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?

I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one "

Nah, send him to the shops for us....and he is paying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits

Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?

I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one

Nah, send him to the shops for us....and he is paying

I like this idea!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits

Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?

I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one

Nah, send him to the shops for us....and he is paying

I like this idea!

Okaaaaaay, I'll go with the majority

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits

Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?

I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one

Nah, send him to the shops for us....and he is paying

I like this idea!

Okaaaaaay, I'll go with the majority

You can get anything you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls."

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hi girls..I've got you some lovely spinach.......and a cricket box for myself xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi girls..I've got you some lovely spinach.......and a cricket box for myself xx

Okay....now you're getting lynched

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hi girls..I've got you some lovely spinach.......and a cricket box for myself xx

Okay....now you're getting lynched

Shoulda gone with my testicle twisting first up after all eh?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

That sounds a bit personal

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Hi girls..I've got you some lovely spinach.......and a cricket box for myself xx

Okay....now you're getting lynched

Shoulda gone with my testicle twisting first up after all eh?

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you've gone and scared them inside now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi girls..I've got you some lovely spinach.......and a cricket box for myself xx

Okay....now you're getting lynched

Shoulda gone with my testicle twisting first up after all eh?

Yeah alright, you get to be smug after

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

That sounds a bit personal

Sorry

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

That sounds a bit personal

I bet your quota's lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had an epiphany, wasn't there a sweet called Munchies? Chocolate cube with an hazelnut covered in a ganache interior?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've just had an epiphany, wasn't there a sweet called Munchies? Chocolate cube with an hazelnut covered in a ganache interior?"

Yep, red wrapper

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

That sounds a bit personal

Sorry

Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

That sounds a bit personal

I bet your quota's lovely

Apparently Sparkles is the one to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

what happened to sharing is caring?

Lovely offer but that will definitely not be enough food for us two, we may eat you too

You wouldn't want me, all skin and bone here, move along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive treated myself to a jolly large toblarone

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Ive treated myself to a jolly large toblarone

You on the blob too Taff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had an epiphany, wasn't there a sweet called Munchies? Chocolate cube with an hazelnut covered in a ganache interior?

Yep, red wrapper "

Tube like packaging/presentation, but not a tube!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ive treated myself to a jolly large toblarone

I'm treating myself to your friends gallery Taff. It cheers me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive treated myself to a jolly large toblarone

Really!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

That sounds a bit personal

Sorry

Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry

You know me too well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive treated myself to a jolly large toblarone

Really!

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its trianglely delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin

Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer mintolas myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin

Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though

It's empty, I already found it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

That sounds a bit personal

Sorry

Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry

You know me too well

I do indeed

My auto carrot changed that to "I dominated". Which is unlikely.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've just had an epiphany, wasn't there a sweet called Munchies? Chocolate cube with an hazelnut covered in a ganache interior?

Yep, red wrapper

Tube like packaging/presentation, but not a tube!"

You got it. You unwrapped the inner foil by ripping it gently or you'd drop the cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please. "

I'll take that job please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin

Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though

It's empty, I already found it

Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*

Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

That sounds a bit personal

Sorry

Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry

You know me too well

I do indeed

My auto carrot changed that to "I dominated". Which is unlikely."

Haha! I'd love to see you try

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Make some lovely veggies soup ...no carbs ... you're going to feel the benefits

Ladies, wanna help me lynch him?

I know, what the fuck kind of sensible answer was that?! That's an invite to a ball twisting if ever I've seen one

Nah, send him to the shops for us....and he is paying

I like this idea!

Okaaaaaay, I'll go with the majority

And to be spoon fed ice cream

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin

Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though

It's empty, I already found it

Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*

Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle?

A box of tissues for the guilt cry afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.

I'll take that job please!!"

You're hired!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I've just had an epiphany, wasn't there a sweet called Munchies? Chocolate cube with an hazelnut covered in a ganache interior?"
didn't you have an epiphany yesterday... what flavour was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin

Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though

It's empty, I already found it

Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*

Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle?

The entire snack aisle of two supermarket's, I have friends you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No food is bad...

Have what you want.

Just don't eat all of it all of the time.

We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive treated myself to a jolly large toblarone

Really!

its trianglely delicious

Happy with a carrot!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm taking my ice cream to ivy ..her need is greater than yours.. enjoy the spinach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.

I'll take that job please!!

You're hired!

I'll just restrain you so you can't get in the kitchen.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"No food is bad...

Have what you want.

Just don't eat all of it all of the time.

We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose

If they find out your address, you may lose that stock if goodies

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

We can share chocolates x

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Come to my house I’ve eaten all the bad food already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm taking my ice cream to ivy ..her need is greater than yours.. enjoy the spinach

Pffttt!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

That sounds a bit personal

Sorry

Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry

You know me too well

I do indeed

My auto carrot changed that to "I dominated". Which is unlikely.

Haha! I'd love to see you try

Never going to happen. I'm just not a dominating kind of person....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.

I'll take that job please!!

You're hired!

I'll just restrain you so you can't get in the kitchen. "

Erm....I got out the last ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No food is bad...

Have what you want.

Just don't eat all of it all of the time.

We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose

If they find out your address, you may lose that stock if goodies

No chance...i will cut a fool for the haribo jelly babies in that bag of supermis in the cupboard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No food is bad...

Have what you want.

Just don't eat all of it all of the time.

We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose

I don't tell you I love you enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No food is bad...

Have what you want.

Just don't eat all of it all of the time.

We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose

I don't tell you I love you enough

No one does...I'm a poor neglected wallflower....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can share chocolates x"

We can but we need a lot of chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

That sounds a bit personal

Sorry

Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry

You know me too well

I do indeed

My auto carrot changed that to "I dominated". Which is unlikely.

Haha! I'd love to see you try

Never going to happen. I'm just not a dominating kind of person....

You can get quite bossy sometimes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No food is bad...

Have what you want.

Just don't eat all of it all of the time.

We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose

I don't tell you I love you enough

No one does...I'm a poor neglected wallflower....

Are you still trying to cheer me up?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Honestly, I have no desire to eat anything at all.

Sorry girls.

That's okay, I'll eat your quota

That sounds a bit personal

Sorry

Narrator..... she was, in fact, not sorry

You know me too well

I do indeed

My auto carrot changed that to "I dominated". Which is unlikely.

Haha! I'd love to see you try

Never going to happen. I'm just not a dominating kind of person....

You can get quite bossy sometimes

Nah.. not me. Sweet and innocent.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Perhaps this is good therapy...a talking cure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No food is bad...

Have what you want.

Just don't eat all of it all of the time.

We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose

I don't tell you I love you enough

No one does...I'm a poor neglected wallflower....

Aww Lu! You know we love you

Can I have cake please?

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over a year ago

"No food is bad...

Have what you want.

Just don't eat all of it all of the time.

We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose

I don't tell you I love you enough

No one does...I'm a poor neglected wallflower....

Are you still trying to cheer me up?

You laughed.

You ate.

My job is done

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over a year ago

"Come to my house I’ve eaten all the bad food already

Then your no good to me, I've gone to the dark side. I want ALL the sugar!

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over a year ago

"No food is bad...

Have what you want.

Just don't eat all of it all of the time.

We have just had dinner...but have sweeties and chocolate and Ice cream to snack on later if we so choose

I don't tell you I love you enough

No one does...I'm a poor neglected wallflower....

Aww Lu! You know we love you

Can I have cake please?

I'll have nana muffins tomorrow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had 2 tunnocks tea cakes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Just had 2 tunnocks tea cakes

Well good, coz I don't like em

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over a year ago

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin

Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though

It's empty, I already found it

Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*

Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle?

The entire snack aisle of two supermarket's, I have friends you know

Uh huh, sure, "friends". You just want them all for yourself!

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over a year ago

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin

Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though

It's empty, I already found it

Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*

Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle?

The entire snack aisle of two supermarket's, I have friends you know

Uh huh, sure, "friends". You just want them all for yourself!"

Nah! Peach will kick me in the cunt if I don't share and her tiny feet hurt

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have Lindt chocolate, Onion Ring crisps, and Cookies and Cream Haagen daz which wouldn't mind sharing with you

Give whinge bag the lindt, I'll devour the rest.

tut tut ...go straight to the overweight thread ..do not pass near the fridge ...or the sweetie tin

Damn... You mentioned nothing about the cupboard where I keep my popcorn and chocolate though

It's empty, I already found it

Darn you, woman! *Shakes fist*

Well I'd better go make a supply run. Should I get you anything other than the entire snack aisle?

The entire snack aisle of two supermarket's, I have friends you know

Uh huh, sure, "friends". You just want them all for yourself!

Nah! Peach will kick me in the cunt if I don't share and her tiny feet hurt

She knows me too well

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please. "

I would offer to help but I'm afraid I'd get eaten myself. I say afraid - it actually sounds potentially quite pleasurable.

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over a year ago

"I want to eat everything in sight!

Damn PMT!

I need someone to follow me around and come slap all the bad food out my hands please.

I would offer to help but I'm afraid I'd get eaten myself. I say afraid - it actually sounds potentially quite pleasurable. "

You probably would of done but you'd of had to bring chocolate too.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I want poutine.

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