FabSwingers.com forum: Posh and Lu's Lockdown Breakdown

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

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We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one of you has had the breakdown?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've just eaten four donuts.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which one of you has had the breakdown?"

We have become one entity....

We've both lost the fucking plot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just eaten four donuts.

You're welcome.

Four?

How many were in the packet?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

What you been ruining now you two trouble makers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’"

You don't eat the udders!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’"

Wasn't me.

But it's good in coffee. And ice cream. And loads of other stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What you been ruining now you two trouble makers? "

She did it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx"

It may not be safe.

She's mental

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx"

Did you bring cake?!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What you been ruining now you two trouble makers?

She did it

I did. And I kinda liked it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx

It will be safe.

She's a wonderful human"

Thanks posh

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"What you been ruining now you two trouble makers?

She did it

I did. And I kinda liked it

Naughty girl posh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx

It will be safe.

She's a wonderful human

Thanks posh

Thanks for that. Nice to know you understand my auto carrot fuckups.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What you been ruining now you two trouble makers?

She did it

I did. And I kinda liked it

Naughty girl posh

Never.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

Just nibble the nipples?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx

It will be safe.

She's a wonderful human

Thanks posh

Thanks for that. Nice to know you understand my auto carrot fuckups."

Think I'm generally the queen of auto carrot fuckups

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

Just nibble the nipples?

You stay away from cows....that'll be best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just eaten four donuts.

You're welcome.

Ah I want a doughnut now

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

Just nibble the nipples?

As someone who used to milk cows I wouldn't advise this ever lol

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Gonna sit and watch the hilarity unfurl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

Just nibble the nipples?

You stay away from cows....that'll be best

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx

It will be safe.

She's a wonderful human

Thanks posh

Thanks for that. Nice to know you understand my auto carrot fuckups.

Think I'm generally the queen of auto carrot fuckups

Auto carrot makes me a pervert. It's not my fault. Ask Jeff. He knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx

Did you bring cake?!

Of course! Chocolate cake

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

Just nibble the nipples?

You stay away from cows....that'll be best

Come sit with me. I'm not allowed near cows since the tipping incident of 1994

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx

It will be safe.

She's a wonderful human

Thanks posh

Thanks for that. Nice to know you understand my auto carrot fuckups.

Think I'm generally the queen of auto carrot fuckups

Auto carrot makes me a pervert. It's not my fault. Ask Jeff. He knows."

Jeff couldn't even hide your little plan from me for 24 hours...dont look to him for back up...he will only let you down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

Just nibble the nipples?

You stay away from cows....that'll be best

Come sit with me. I'm not allowed near cows since the tipping incident of 1994

Second attempt at riding a wild mustang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

Just nibble the nipples?

You stay away from cows....that'll be best

Come sit with me. I'm not allowed near cows since the tipping incident of 1994

I need to put some trousers on first

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx

It will be safe.

She's a wonderful human

Thanks posh

Thanks for that. Nice to know you understand my auto carrot fuckups.

Think I'm generally the queen of auto carrot fuckups

Auto carrot makes me a pervert. It's not my fault. Ask Jeff. He knows."

Pervert is better than a twat which mine make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx

It will be safe.

She's a wonderful human

Thanks posh

Thanks for that. Nice to know you understand my auto carrot fuckups.

Think I'm generally the queen of auto carrot fuckups

Auto carrot makes me a pervert. It's not my fault. Ask Jeff. He knows."

Yeah and I shit glitter

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx

It will be safe.

She's a wonderful human

Thanks posh

Thanks for that. Nice to know you understand my auto carrot fuckups.

Think I'm generally the queen of auto carrot fuckups

Auto carrot makes me a pervert. It's not my fault. Ask Jeff. He knows.

Jeff couldn't even hide your little plan from me for 24 hours...dont look to him for back up...he will only let you down.

J-dog will never let me down!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

Just nibble the nipples?

You stay away from cows....that'll be best

Come sit with me. I'm not allowed near cows since the tipping incident of 1994

Second attempt at riding a wild mustang? "

Mayyyybe

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

Just nibble the nipples?

You stay away from cows....that'll be best

Come sit with me. I'm not allowed near cows since the tipping incident of 1994

I need to put some trousers on first "

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning (yes I'm aware it's 2pm...but I've not been up long! Recovering from the weekend) everyone...

NSP and I figured we should have a thread to chat pure horseshit instead of ruining other threads (if you were around at 2am you know what I'm talking about

)

We tend to go off on these weird and wonderful tangents and this seemed a good idea...

You're all welcome to join us but be warned...

A lot of the shit you may read here will not make sense

Disclaimer...Jeff is not playing any part in this...please don't judge him for my crazy ramblings!

Afternoon my lovelies

, I'm going to park in here, eat cake and maybe chat some rubbish xx

It will be safe.

She's a wonderful human

Thanks posh

Thanks for that. Nice to know you understand my auto carrot fuckups.

Think I'm generally the queen of auto carrot fuckups

Auto carrot makes me a pervert. It's not my fault. Ask Jeff. He knows.

Jeff couldn't even hide your little plan from me for 24 hours...dont look to him for back up...he will only let you down.

J-dog will never let me down!"

Fuck sake!!!

He's gonna be impossible to live with now...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I do like a tangent. I’m rather fond of Vimto too.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do like a tangent. I’m rather fond of Vimto too.

I like a tangent. And I'm rather fond of you too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There was a plot?!

Area 51 CIA the Feds lizard people 5G aluminum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a plot?!

Area 51 CIA the Feds lizard people 5G aluminum

Lizard people...*shudder*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There was a plot?!

Area 51 CIA the Feds lizard people 5G aluminum

Lizard people...*shudder*

They're out there and they're in cahoots with vaccine companies, Bill Gates, something microchips and mark of the beast

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I do like a tangent. I’m rather fond of Vimto too.

I like a tangent. And I'm rather fond of you too

I like your angle

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I've just eaten four donuts.

You're welcome.

Four?

How many were in the packet? "

'Some'.

Any other answer would identify how much of a pig I was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just eaten four donuts.

You're welcome.

Four?

How many were in the packet?

'Some'.

Any other answer would identify how much of a pig I was.

Unless it was a pack of 4...I'm disappointed.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

You can. I think in France they cook them and sell them sliced.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do like a tangent. I’m rather fond of Vimto too.

I like a tangent. And I'm rather fond of you too

I like your angle "

I like the angle of your dangle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

You can. I think in France they cook them and sell them sliced."

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Who first looked at a cows udder and thought ‘I wonder what that stuff tastes like?’

You don't eat the udders!!!

You can. I think in France they cook them and sell them sliced.

And other countries. Pakistan has a name for cooked udder, but I can't remember it. Khoosi or something

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I do like a tangent. I’m rather fond of Vimto too.

I like a tangent. And I'm rather fond of you too

I like your angle

I like the angle of your dangle

I like your boobs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do like a tangent. I’m rather fond of Vimto too.

I like a tangent. And I'm rather fond of you too

I like your angle

I like the angle of your dangle

I like your boobs

I like your bum

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I do like a tangent. I’m rather fond of Vimto too.

I like a tangent. And I'm rather fond of you too

I like your angle

I like the angle of your dangle

I like your boobs

I like your bum

I like your smile.

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

"I've just eaten four donuts.

You're welcome.

Four?

How many were in the packet?

'Some'.

Any other answer would identify how much of a pig I was.

Unless it was a pack of 4...I'm disappointed.

They come in packs as small as 4?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just eaten four donuts.

You're welcome.

Four?

How many were in the packet?

'Some'.

Any other answer would identify how much of a pig I was.

Unless it was a pack of 4...I'm disappointed.

They come in packs as small as 4? "

Not in my house...trays of 12

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do like a tangent. I’m rather fond of Vimto too.

I like a tangent. And I'm rather fond of you too

I like your angle

I like the angle of your dangle

I like your boobs

I like your bum

I like your smile.

I like your torso

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I want to be in the house that buys 12 doughnuts at a time

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I want to be in the house that buys 12 doughnuts at a time

Come join us. But it's a bit mental here...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I do like a tangent. I’m rather fond of Vimto too.

I like a tangent. And I'm rather fond of you too

I like your angle

I like the angle of your dangle

I like your boobs

I like your bum

I like your smile.

I like your torso

I like your undies

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do like a tangent. I’m rather fond of Vimto too.

I like a tangent. And I'm rather fond of you too

I like your angle

I like the angle of your dangle

I like your boobs

I like your bum

I like your smile.

I like your torso

I like your undies

I like your eyes

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't buy doughnuts. If I buy doughnuts I'll eat them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to be in the house that buys 12 doughnuts at a time

You'll have to get to them before Jeff!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Have we held onto any shred of sanity?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have we held onto any shred of sanity?"

I'm fine.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dammit. Now I need to go to the shop in the rain for donuts. And I’ll be pushing over a cow on the way.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Have we held onto any shred of sanity?

I'm fine.

I'm fine. I'm not sane though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dammit. Now I need to go to the shop in the rain for donuts. And I’ll be pushing over a cow on the way. "

Just don't try and ride it like posh did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have we held onto any shred of sanity?

I'm fine.

I'm fine. I'm not sane though

Oh no....same

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dammit. Now I need to go to the shop in the rain for donuts. And I’ll be pushing over a cow on the way. "

Bring some here please.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Dammit. Now I need to go to the shop in the rain for donuts. And I’ll be pushing over a cow on the way.

Just don't try and ride it like posh did.

Yeehaw

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Have we held onto any shred of sanity?

I'm fine.

I'm fine. I'm not sane though

Oh no....same

Sanity is overrated

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Dammit. Now I need to go to the shop in the rain for donuts. And I’ll be pushing over a cow on the way.

Bring some here please."

Sold out of donuts. Had to settle for yum yums.

Cow was not impressed.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dammit. Now I need to go to the shop in the rain for donuts. And I’ll be pushing over a cow on the way.

Bring some here please.

Sold out of donuts. Had to settle for yum yums.

Cow was not impressed. "

Cows are pesky buggers. Did you get it right over?

Yum yums are fine. You'll be bringing them soon then?

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over a year ago

"Dammit. Now I need to go to the shop in the rain for donuts. And I’ll be pushing over a cow on the way.

Bring some here please.

Sold out of donuts. Had to settle for yum yums.

Cow was not impressed. "

Save some for me I love a yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm i have a Q.. Can you drink tonic with no gin?!? My brain is having a meltdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Dammit. Now I need to go to the shop in the rain for donuts. And I’ll be pushing over a cow on the way.

Bring some here please.

Sold out of donuts. Had to settle for yum yums.

Cow was not impressed.

Save some for me I love a yum yum "

Lol violet. I think I sent you a photo once of tipped cows.

I have two yum yums. One for each of you. I’ll have cheesecake.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

Weirdly, my parents old next door neighbour....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dammit. Now I need to go to the shop in the rain for donuts. And I’ll be pushing over a cow on the way.

Bring some here please.

Sold out of donuts. Had to settle for yum yums.

Cow was not impressed.

Save some for me I love a yum yum

Lol violet. I think I sent you a photo once of tipped cows.

I have two yum yums. One for each of you. I’ll have cheesecake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dammit. Now I need to go to the shop in the rain for donuts. And I’ll be pushing over a cow on the way.

Bring some here please.

Sold out of donuts. Had to settle for yum yums.

Cow was not impressed.

Save some for me I love a yum yum

Lol violet. I think I sent you a photo once of tipped cows.

I have two yum yums. One for each of you. I’ll have cheesecake.

Eh you never mentioned cheesecake

So are you on the border of lockdown or freedom ?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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over a year ago

"Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

Weirdly, my parents old next door neighbour...."

Can you pop into my mail box for a bit, you will be very popular !

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Dammit. Now I need to go to the shop in the rain for donuts. And I’ll be pushing over a cow on the way.

Bring some here please.

Sold out of donuts. Had to settle for yum yums.

Cow was not impressed.

Save some for me I love a yum yum

Lol violet. I think I sent you a photo once of tipped cows.

I have two yum yums. One for each of you. I’ll have cheesecake.

Eh you never mentioned cheesecake

So are you on the border of lockdown or freedom ? "

Freudian slip on the cheesecake

Tier 4 here

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"[flirty comment removed by sexy poster at 23/11/20 19:51:04]"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

Weirdly, my parents old next door neighbour....

Can you pop into my mail box for a bit, you will be very popular ! "

I feel it's a different Brian Johnson they're chatting about....

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over a year ago

"Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

Weirdly, my parents old next door neighbour....

Can you pop into my mail box for a bit, you will be very popular !

I feel it's a different Brian Johnson they're chatting about...."

In honesty i don't think that is important

oh, bring boobs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

Weirdly, my parents old next door neighbour....

Can you pop into my mail box for a bit, you will be very popular !

I feel it's a different Brian Johnson they're chatting about....

In honesty i don't think that is important

oh, bring boobs

I think you've seen every boob picture I have!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

Weirdly, my parents old next door neighbour....

Can you pop into my mail box for a bit, you will be very popular !

I feel it's a different Brian Johnson they're chatting about....

In honesty i don't think that is important

oh, bring boobs

I think you've seen every boob picture I have!"

Don’t think I have.

Probably lead singer of AC/DC Brian Johnson. Sure you got there already.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

Weirdly, my parents old next door neighbour....

Can you pop into my mail box for a bit, you will be very popular !

I feel it's a different Brian Johnson they're chatting about....

In honesty i don't think that is important

oh, bring boobs

I think you've seen every boob picture I have!

Don’t think I have.

Probably lead singer of AC/DC Brian Johnson. Sure you got there already.

You've seen most of them....

And I'd figured that one. He was not the same man as my parents next door neighbour. Sadly.

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over a year ago

"Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

Weirdly, my parents old next door neighbour....

Can you pop into my mail box for a bit, you will be very popular !

I feel it's a different Brian Johnson they're chatting about....

In honesty i don't think that is important

oh, bring boobs

I think you've seen every boob picture I have!

Don’t think I have.

Probably lead singer of AC/DC Brian Johnson. Sure you got there already.

You've seen most of them....

And I'd figured that one. He was not the same man as my parents next door neighbour. Sadly."

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

Weirdly, my parents old next door neighbour....

Can you pop into my mail box for a bit, you will be very popular !

I feel it's a different Brian Johnson they're chatting about....

In honesty i don't think that is important

oh, bring boobs

I think you've seen every boob picture I have!

Don’t think I have.

Probably lead singer of AC/DC Brian Johnson. Sure you got there already.

You've seen most of them....

And I'd figured that one. He was not the same man as my parents next door neighbour. Sadly.

Have you told your entire inbox that he was my parents next door neighbour?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I won't use Christmas decs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He'd simply get in the car and drive away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

Weirdly, my parents old next door neighbour....

Can you pop into my mail box for a bit, you will be very popular !

I feel it's a different Brian Johnson they're chatting about....

In honesty i don't think that is important

oh, bring boobs

I think you've seen every boob picture I have!

Don’t think I have.

Probably lead singer of AC/DC Brian Johnson. Sure you got there already.

You've seen most of them....

And I'd figured that one. He was not the same man as my parents next door neighbour. Sadly.

Have you told your entire inbox that he was my parents next door neighbour?

I didn't tell anyone poshy xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"He'd simply get in the car and drive away....

Nah. Not if I do Halloween decs!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Also I'm slightly regretting my jaunty status update as i now have serious people hitting my box and i am waaaaaay out of my depth.. Who is Brian Johnson

Weirdly, my parents old next door neighbour....

Can you pop into my mail box for a bit, you will be very popular !

I feel it's a different Brian Johnson they're chatting about....

In honesty i don't think that is important

oh, bring boobs

I think you've seen every boob picture I have!

Don’t think I have.

Probably lead singer of AC/DC Brian Johnson. Sure you got there already.

You've seen most of them....

And I'd figured that one. He was not the same man as my parents next door neighbour. Sadly.

Have you told your entire inbox that he was my parents next door neighbour?

I didn't tell anyone poshy xx"

I was kidding lol..... I know you keep my secrets. Especially the ones that I put on the forum so no one can see them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He'd simply get in the car and drive away....

Nah. Not if I do Halloween decs!"

He'd like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you told your entire inbox that he was my parents next door neighbour?

I didn't tell anyone poshy xx

I was kidding lol..... I know you keep my secrets. Especially the ones that I put on the forum so no one can see them

mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When did it become YOUR cherry pie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's happening again...only I can't blame posh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Why didnt I see this first time round ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why didnt I see this first time round ??

Aging eyes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ere posh...

Do you wanna tell him or shall I?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ere posh...

Do you wanna tell him or shall I?

You. Cos it's funnier then

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over a year ago

"Ere posh...

Do you wanna tell him or shall I?

You. Cos it's funnier then"

I'm not sure I can

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Like the Candyman.....

Say it 3 times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like the Candyman.....

Say it 3 times

Wasn't me! That's sure as shit!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Like the Candyman.....

Say it 3 times

Wasn't me! That's sure as shit!

Yuh huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started crying and sobbing mid orgasm today whilst talking to my DD on the phone

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I started crying and sobbing mid orgasm today whilst talking to my DD on the phone

Aww chica!

In a good way or a bad way?

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over a year ago

"I started crying and sobbing mid orgasm today whilst talking to my DD on the phone

Aww chica!

In a good way or a bad way?

The tears just just popped out and i couldn't stop it.... i was wailing i miss you so much whilst climaxing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I started crying and sobbing mid orgasm today whilst talking to my DD on the phone

Aww chica!

In a good way or a bad way?

The tears just just popped out and i couldn't stop it.... i was wailing i miss you so much whilst climaxing

Awwww honey!

It's strange when all the emotions come at once!

Sending hugs xxxx

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over a year ago

"I started crying and sobbing mid orgasm today whilst talking to my DD on the phone

Aww chica!

In a good way or a bad way?

The tears just just popped out and i couldn't stop it.... i was wailing i miss you so much whilst climaxing

Awwww honey!

It's strange when all the emotions come at once!

Sending hugs xxxx"

Thanks hunny... He was very discombobulated!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I started crying and sobbing mid orgasm today whilst talking to my DD on the phone

Aww chica!

In a good way or a bad way?

The tears just just popped out and i couldn't stop it.... i was wailing i miss you so much whilst climaxing

Awwww honey!

It's strange when all the emotions come at once!

Sending hugs xxxx

Thanks hunny... He was very discombobulated! "

Keep him on his toes lovely xx

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