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Somebody asked me for a Caribbean joke

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Lets see who I can offend with this one..

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One Caribbean joke as requested

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

 

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

 

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

 

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

 

Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

 

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

 

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

 

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (Editor's note: The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

 

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

 

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

 

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark", came the reply.

 

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted,"It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

 

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

 

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."

 

"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again, Christian!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I actually laughed at this!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I just burst out laughing on the train lol

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By *j1000Man
over a year ago

london

That is first class Pablo I will give you a ten out of ten for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG didn't see that coming lol. Don't think you'll offend with this one though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the more it went on the more shit i expected it to be but that was actually an ok joke

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Shh! I have a reputation to live down to

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Shh! I have a reputation to live down to

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

hahahaha

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Good effort, but to be honest could see the punchline in first sentence.

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By *eisenberg2Man
over a year ago

Rochester

Erm ok , didn't really find it funny,maybe I've got a really poor sense or humour ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughed out loud too

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London

It's what I do best or worst, depending on your opinion or taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brilliant and am laughing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's what I do best or worst, depending on your opinion or taste "

Careful, you'll have the Cod squad after you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was good

and being shorter I was able to read it

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

that was sooo funny thanks for that x

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Great, laughin out loud here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually that bad its brilliant lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

nice one - might nick it for my scuba diving chums (full copyright honoured - well almost lol)

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By *abloBack OP   Man
over a year ago

London


" I thought it was good

and being shorter I was able to read it "

Ooh, that was low

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