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"Just having a few end of weekend beers and a nosey around" Good evening anyfunxxx - congratulations on being tonight's first poster! You win your very own FirstFace pin badge 
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"Howdy KCs and the gang" Good evening Posh and lovely to see you again tonight! We're just unrelaxing after a weekend of relaxing and remembering why we don't relax very often. Also Mr KC is putting the bins out 
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"Just having a few end of weekend beers and a nosey around Good evening anyfunxxx - congratulations on being tonight's first poster! You win your very own FirstFace pin badge
Thank you for joining us on the nocturnal thread tonight "OMG i never win anything haha thanks | |||
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"good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you too. The evening goes well though it is that time where I am having a love relationship wrapping my naked self around high thread count bed linen. Alas work becons tomorrow How are you ?" Good evening Polymath and congratulations on having high thread count cotton to envelope your nakedness. Sounds cosy 
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"Just having a few end of weekend beers and a nosey around Good evening anyfunxxx - congratulations on being tonight's first poster! You win your very own FirstFace pin badge
Thank you for joining us on the nocturnal thread tonight
OMG i never win anything haha thanks"The night's first poster is always a winner and you were fastest finger first. Good fingering | |||
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"good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you too. The evening goes well though it is that time where I am having a love relationship wrapping my naked self around high thread count bed linen. Alas work becons tomorrow How are you ? Good evening Polymath and congratulations on having high thread count cotton to envelope your nakedness. Sounds cosy
We have booked tomorrow off work for a special date that happens but once a year "It is indeed cozy. I am helpless when it comes to a good bed. So much happens in or on a bed so luxury is required for all components in my humble opinion. Oh you are.lucky having a day off tomorrow. What do you two have planned for this special day? | |||
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"good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you too. The evening goes well though it is that time where I am having a love relationship wrapping my naked self around high thread count bed linen. Alas work becons tomorrow How are you ? Good evening Polymath and congratulations on having high thread count cotton to envelope your nakedness. Sounds cosy
We have booked tomorrow off work for a special date that happens but once a year
It is indeed cozy. I am helpless when it comes to a good bed. So much happens in or on a bed so luxury is required for all components in my humble opinion.
Oh you are.lucky having a day off tomorrow. What do you two have planned for this special day?"We also had Friday off - we both have tons of annual leave to use because we didn't take any in the summer (or May, like we'd planned). My Dad is coming over (bubble thing) in the afternoon, but the morning will hopefully be bed-related activity
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"Just having a few end of weekend beers and a nosey around Good evening anyfunxxx - congratulations on being tonight's first poster! You win your very own FirstFace pin badge
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OMG i never win anything haha thanks
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr and Mrs KC, hope you are both well. I am a little worried about Jim’s genitourinary health. Does he need his prostate examined?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Curiouscouple. I'm not going to assume gender tonight, because I got bitten on the arse last night
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"Hey there KC xx" Good evening _urse4visits and lovely to see you again! How have things in your world been ticking along? Tickety boo we hope? | |||
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"I've been looking after my mum ..so not really left the house all weekend....but went to the virtual party in Alabama "Good evening Sir olovingman and thank you for popping into this nocturnal nonsense. We're just keeping the seat warm for friends
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"Hey there KC xx Good evening _urse4visits and lovely to see you again! How have things in your world been ticking along? Tickety boo we hope? "Ahh busy busy in my line of work and not nearly enough fun. Hope you're both well xx | |||
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"Just having a few end of weekend beers and a nosey around Good evening anyfunxxx - congratulations on being tonight's first poster! You win your very own FirstFace pin badge
Thank you for joining us on the nocturnal thread tonight
OMG i never win anything haha thanks
The night's first poster is always a winner and you were fastest finger first. Good fingering
I wrote it with my tongue "You get extra oral marks, my friend: 9/10 for tongue action  | |||
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"good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you too. The evening goes well though it is that time where I am having a love relationship wrapping my naked self around high thread count bed linen. Alas work becons tomorrow How are you ? Good evening Polymath and congratulations on having high thread count cotton to envelope your nakedness. Sounds cosy
We have booked tomorrow off work for a special date that happens but once a year
It is indeed cozy. I am helpless when it comes to a good bed. So much happens in or on a bed so luxury is required for all components in my humble opinion.
Oh you are.lucky having a day off tomorrow. What do you two have planned for this special day?
We also had Friday off - we both have tons of annual leave to use because we didn't take any in the summer (or May, like we'd planned). My Dad is coming over (bubble thing) in the afternoon, but the morning will hopefully be bed-related activity
Hope you remain cosy all night long...."Ah yes the annual leave issue with covid. I have similar issue as I have had no time off work and was not furloughed. Well I wish you both the best of bed related activities and that the heights of pleasure reached are new pinnacles for you both. Enjoy the afternoon with your father also. I do miss my family and hope to see them soon so I'm slightly envious However, for now I must bid the thread adieu as my eyes grow heavy and dreams beckon me. Good night KCs and the nocturnal thread. It is always a pleasure | |||
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"Been watching some pawn now I am just going to meet up with somebody but since the lockdown it can be difficult So I have got to take matters in my own hands HA HA HA " Good evening Sexy Two-Shoes40 - we hope you are finding your videos stimulating | |||
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"Hey there KC xx Good evening _urse4visits and lovely to see you again! How have things in your world been ticking along? Tickety boo we hope?
Ahh busy busy in my line of work and not nearly enough fun. Hope you're both well xx"We are very well thank you, Nurse. We can imagine you are very busy - thank you for all your hard work  | |||
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"good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you too. The evening goes well though it is that time where I am having a love relationship wrapping my naked self around high thread count bed linen. Alas work becons tomorrow How are you ? Good evening Polymath and congratulations on having high thread count cotton to envelope your nakedness. Sounds cosy
We have booked tomorrow off work for a special date that happens but once a year
It is indeed cozy. I am helpless when it comes to a good bed. So much happens in or on a bed so luxury is required for all components in my humble opinion.
Oh you are.lucky having a day off tomorrow. What do you two have planned for this special day?
We also had Friday off - we both have tons of annual leave to use because we didn't take any in the summer (or May, like we'd planned). My Dad is coming over (bubble thing) in the afternoon, but the morning will hopefully be bed-related activity
Hope you remain cosy all night long....
Ah yes the annual leave issue with covid. I have similar issue as I have had no time off work and was not furloughed.
Well I wish you both the best of bed related activities and that the heights of pleasure reached are new pinnacles for you both.
Enjoy the afternoon with your father also. I do miss my family and hope to see them soon so I'm slightly envious
However, for now I must bid the thread adieu as my eyes grow heavy and dreams beckon me.
Good night KCs and the nocturnal thread. It is always a pleasure
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"My boyfriend once accused me for being immature. I told him to get out my fort." Good evening Cindi, you're blowing Nowhereman out of the park | |||
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"I've been looking after my mum ..so not really left the house all weekend....but went to the virtual party in Alabama
Good evening Sir olovingman and thank you for popping into this nocturnal nonsense. We're just keeping the seat warm for friends
Was it sweet home Alabama or a bit spicier? "Hot tub ho down With lots of lovely hoes | |||
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"Hey there KC xx Good evening _urse4visits and lovely to see you again! How have things in your world been ticking along? Tickety boo we hope?
Ahh busy busy in my line of work and not nearly enough fun. Hope you're both well xx
We are very well thank you, Nurse. We can imagine you are very busy - thank you for all your hard work "Ahh just doing my job. Glad you're good xx | |||
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"I've been looking after my mum ..so not really left the house all weekend....but went to the virtual party in Alabama
Good evening Sir olovingman and thank you for popping into this nocturnal nonsense. We're just keeping the seat warm for friends
Was it sweet home Alabama or a bit spicier?
Hot tub ho down
With lots of lovely hoes "I'm sure you can do the garden with all those hoes | |||
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"Howdy KCs and the gang Good evening Posh and lovely to see you again tonight! We're just unrelaxing after a weekend of relaxing and remembering why we don't relax very often. Also Mr KC is putting the bins out
How are you managing this nocturnal night?"Could be better, could be worse. Well done Mr KC I say | |||
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"Hey there KC xx Good evening _urse4visits and lovely to see you again! How have things in your world been ticking along? Tickety boo we hope?
Ahh busy busy in my line of work and not nearly enough fun. Hope you're both well xx
We are very well thank you, Nurse. We can imagine you are very busy - thank you for all your hard work
Ahh just doing my job. Glad you're good xx"It's an important job, so we salute you nocturnally | |||
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"My boyfriend once accused me for being immature. I told him to get out my fort. Good evening Cindi, you're blowing Nowhereman out of the park "Haha
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"Howdy KCs and the gang Good evening Posh and lovely to see you again tonight! We're just unrelaxing after a weekend of relaxing and remembering why we don't relax very often. Also Mr KC is putting the bins out
How are you managing this nocturnal night?
Could be better, could be worse.
Well done Mr KC I say"Mr KC is a jolly good egg 
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"My boyfriend once accused me for being immature. I told him to get out my fort. Good evening Cindi, you're blowing Nowhereman out of the park
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How's things? Hope you and everyone is well
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"Wheres Jimmy x" He's in Shrewsbury having a weekend off | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr and Mrs KC, hope you are both well. I am a little worried about Jim’s genitourinary health. Does he need his prostate examined? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Curiouscouple. I'm not going to assume gender tonight, because I got bitten on the arse last night
Jim might indeed require an MOT, we'll suggest he attends Morris and Co Lubricants (a famous Shrewsbury company) "It does sound like Jim needs his fluids checked
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"Wheres Jimmy x He's in Shrewsbury having a weekend off "Xxx | |||
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"Evening all. Hope you're all well. Give your front or back bits a squeeze from me. " Good evening Magneto, we'll squeeze in the middle for balance
How are you this nocturnal evening? Things are hunky dory at Kinky Castle | |||
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"Hey there KC xx Good evening _urse4visits and lovely to see you again! How have things in your world been ticking along? Tickety boo we hope?
Ahh busy busy in my line of work and not nearly enough fun. Hope you're both well xx
We are very well thank you, Nurse. We can imagine you are very busy - thank you for all your hard work
Ahh just doing my job. Glad you're good xx
It's an important job, so we salute you nocturnally " | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Mr and Mrs KC, hope you are both well. I am a little worried about Jim’s genitourinary health. Does he need his prostate examined? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeevening Curiouscouple. I'm not going to assume gender tonight, because I got bitten on the arse last night
Jim might indeed require an MOT, we'll suggest he attends Morris and Co Lubricants (a famous Shrewsbury company)
It does sound like Jim needs his fluids checked
You’ve got both of us this evening as I have managed to stay awake "It's lovely to have both of you, fresh from the horniest town in the UK©™, Worcester | |||
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"My boyfriend once accused me for being immature. I told him to get out my fort. Good evening Cindi, you're blowing Nowhereman out of the park
Haha
How's things? Hope you and everyone is well
Things are very nocturnal here, we're getting ready for bed. Are you well?"I'm great thanks, though my sleep pattern is all messed up. I keep waking up at 4am then having a nap after lunch, I really need to get it sorted. I'm wide awake, it feels like 8pm
My diabetes has been playing up (I'm type1) so I'm doing more blood tests than usual to keep an eye on it, but you know what its like when something bothers you, it sometimes affects your sleep etc
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"Wheres Jimmy x" In your bed | |||
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"Fuck yer tank fly boss malarkey, I'm about to join a whole load of hooligans "Good evening Ace - are you not a fan of Beats International? How are you? | |||
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"My boyfriend once accused me for being immature. I told him to get out my fort. Good evening Cindi, you're blowing Nowhereman out of the park
Haha
How's things? Hope you and everyone is well
Things are very nocturnal here, we're getting ready for bed. Are you well?
I'm great thanks, though my sleep pattern is all messed up.
I keep waking up at 4am then having a nap after lunch, I really need to get it sorted.
I'm wide awake, it feels like 8pm
My diabetes has been playing up (I'm type1) so I'm doing more blood tests than usual to keep an eye on it, but you know what its like when something bothers you, it sometimes affects your sleep etc
"Daytime napping can be dangerous and we've done rather a lot of it this weekend
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"Evening all. Hope you're all well. Give your front or back bits a squeeze from me. Good evening Magneto, we'll squeeze in the middle for balance
How are you this nocturnal evening? Things are hunky dory at Kinky Castle "Haha you do that. That's good, all is equally good at Magneto Mansion. | |||
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"Evening all.... just finished getting my work bag packed. About to head up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire " Good evening _amboza and thanks for thinking of your nocturnal amigos before you head for the land of dreams | |||
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"My boyfriend once accused me for being immature. I told him to get out my fort. Good evening Cindi, you're blowing Nowhereman out of the park
Haha
How's things? Hope you and everyone is well
Things are very nocturnal here, we're getting ready for bed. Are you well?
I'm great thanks, though my sleep pattern is all messed up.
I keep waking up at 4am then having a nap after lunch, I really need to get it sorted.
I'm wide awake, it feels like 8pm
My diabetes has been playing up (I'm type1) so I'm doing more blood tests than usual to keep an eye on it, but you know what its like when something bothers you, it sometimes affects your sleep etc
Daytime napping can be dangerous and we've done rather a lot of it this weekend
Hope you get your diabetes under control, we're sure it's a terrible pain in the pancreas "Also I haven't cum for 10 days now
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"Evening all.... just finished getting my work bag packed. About to head up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire Good evening _amboza and thanks for thinking of your nocturnal amigos before you head for the land of dreams "Sharing is caring and all that | |||
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"It's lovely to have both of you, fresh from the horniest town in the UK©™, Worcester "I’m unsure if Worcester qualifies as the horniest place in the UK after looking at the north west thread. Perhaps we need to move. | |||
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"My boyfriend once accused me for being immature. I told him to get out my fort. Good evening Cindi, you're blowing Nowhereman out of the park
Haha
How's things? Hope you and everyone is well
Things are very nocturnal here, we're getting ready for bed. Are you well?
I'm great thanks, though my sleep pattern is all messed up.
I keep waking up at 4am then having a nap after lunch, I really need to get it sorted.
I'm wide awake, it feels like 8pm
My diabetes has been playing up (I'm type1) so I'm doing more blood tests than usual to keep an eye on it, but you know what its like when something bothers you, it sometimes affects your sleep etc
Daytime napping can be dangerous and we've done rather a lot of it this weekend
Hope you get your diabetes under control, we're sure it's a terrible pain in the pancreas
Also I haven't cum for 10 days now
Maybes if I explode it might help me settle "To paraphrase a wise man from Shrewsbury, have you tried bashing your bishop? | |||
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"Evening all.... just finished getting my work bag packed. About to head up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire Good evening _amboza and thanks for thinking of your nocturnal amigos before you head for the land of dreams
Sharing is caring and all that "Thank you for caring and sharing | |||
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"Just having a few end of weekend beers and a nosey around Good evening anyfunxxx - congratulations on being tonight's first poster! You win your very own FirstFace pin badge
Thank you for joining us on the nocturnal thread tonight
OMG i never win anything haha thanks
The night's first poster is always a winner and you were fastest finger first. Good fingering
I wrote it with my tongue
You get extra oral marks, my friend: 9/10 for tongue action "Why thank you | |||
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"My boyfriend once accused me for being immature. I told him to get out my fort. Good evening Cindi, you're blowing Nowhereman out of the park
Haha
How's things? Hope you and everyone is well
Things are very nocturnal here, we're getting ready for bed. Are you well?
I'm great thanks, though my sleep pattern is all messed up.
I keep waking up at 4am then having a nap after lunch, I really need to get it sorted.
I'm wide awake, it feels like 8pm
My diabetes has been playing up (I'm type1) so I'm doing more blood tests than usual to keep an eye on it, but you know what its like when something bothers you, it sometimes affects your sleep etc
Daytime napping can be dangerous and we've done rather a lot of it this weekend
Hope you get your diabetes under control, we're sure it's a terrible pain in the pancreas
Also I haven't cum for 10 days now
Maybes if I explode it might help me settle
To paraphrase a wise man from Shrewsbury, have you tried bashing your bishop? "Lmao
I like to build it up, makes for a better volcanic eruption whilst maintaining a constant state of hornyness.
Plus my cock has been tingling non stop for a week and it feels great | |||
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"It's lovely to have both of you, fresh from the horniest town in the UK©™, Worcester
I’m unsure if Worcester qualifies as the horniest place in the UK after looking at the north west thread. Perhaps we need to move. "It was proven statistically on a previous nocturnal thread that Worcester is the horniest place in the UK, due to an unusually large population density of swingers. That North West thread has many geographically disparate swingers, thus rendering it incomparable with Worcester as a single town. Solid data and research (peer reviewed on this fine thread) cannot be disputed | |||
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"Just having a few end of weekend beers and a nosey around Good evening anyfunxxx - congratulations on being tonight's first poster! You win your very own FirstFace pin badge
Thank you for joining us on the nocturnal thread tonight
OMG i never win anything haha thanks
The night's first poster is always a winner and you were fastest finger first. Good fingering
I wrote it with my tongue
You get extra oral marks, my friend: 9/10 for tongue action
Why thank you "You are very welcome | |||
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"Also I haven't cum for 10 days now
Maybes if I explode it might help me settle
To paraphrase a wise man from Shrewsbury, have you tried bashing your bishop?
Lmao
I like to build it up, makes for a better volcanic eruption whilst maintaining a constant state of hornyness.
Plus my cock has been tingling non stop for a week and it feels great "You may wish to consider the wearing of safety goggles at the critical moment - there's nothing worse than spunk to the eye | |||
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"It's lovely to have both of you, fresh from the horniest town in the UK©™, Worcester
I’m unsure if Worcester qualifies as the horniest place in the UK after looking at the north west thread. Perhaps we need to move.
It was proven statistically on a previous nocturnal thread that Worcester is the horniest place in the UK, due to an unusually large population density of swingers.
That North West thread has many geographically disparate swingers, thus rendering it incomparable with Worcester as a single town. Solid data and research (peer reviewed on this fine thread) cannot be disputed "We can’t argue with that, I thought Worcester had won the mantle because Jim had an MFM threesome in one of the Wetherspoon’s in Worcester | |||
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"Howdy KCs and the gang Good evening Posh and lovely to see you again tonight! We're just unrelaxing after a weekend of relaxing and remembering why we don't relax very often. Also Mr KC is putting the bins out
How are you managing this nocturnal night?
Could be better, could be worse.
Well done Mr KC I say
Mr KC is a jolly good egg
We hope you can cope, Posh. Take all the dr*gs "I am. Regularly.... | |||
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"Also I haven't cum for 10 days now
Maybes if I explode it might help me settle
To paraphrase a wise man from Shrewsbury, have you tried bashing your bishop?
Lmao
I like to build it up, makes for a better volcanic eruption whilst maintaining a constant state of hornyness.
Plus my cock has been tingling non stop for a week and it feels great
You may wish to consider the wearing of safety goggles at the critical moment - there's nothing worse than spunk to the eye "I want to try hit the ceiling | |||
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"It's lovely to have both of you, fresh from the horniest town in the UK©™, Worcester
I’m unsure if Worcester qualifies as the horniest place in the UK after looking at the north west thread. Perhaps we need to move.
It was proven statistically on a previous nocturnal thread that Worcester is the horniest place in the UK, due to an unusually large population density of swingers.
That North West thread has many geographically disparate swingers, thus rendering it incomparable with Worcester as a single town. Solid data and research (peer reviewed on this fine thread) cannot be disputed
We can’t argue with that, I thought Worcester had won the mantle because Jim had an MFM threesome in one of the Wetherspoon’s in Worcester "Jim's horny night in the Worcester Wetherspoons only added to the body of evidence | |||
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"It's lovely to have both of you, fresh from the horniest town in the UK©™, Worcester
I’m unsure if Worcester qualifies as the horniest place in the UK after looking at the north west thread. Perhaps we need to move.
It was proven statistically on a previous nocturnal thread that Worcester is the horniest place in the UK, due to an unusually large population density of swingers.
That North West thread has many geographically disparate swingers, thus rendering it incomparable with Worcester as a single town. Solid data and research (peer reviewed on this fine thread) cannot be disputed
We can’t argue with that, I thought Worcester had won the mantle because Jim had an MFM threesome in one of the Wetherspoon’s in Worcester
Jim's horny night in the Worcester Wetherspoons only added to the body of evidence "Get yer arses down here then | |||
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"Howdy KCs and the gang Good evening Posh and lovely to see you again tonight! We're just unrelaxing after a weekend of relaxing and remembering why we don't relax very often. Also Mr KC is putting the bins out
How are you managing this nocturnal night?
Could be better, could be worse.
Well done Mr KC I say
Mr KC is a jolly good egg
We hope you can cope, Posh. Take all the dr*gs
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"Also I haven't cum for 10 days now
Maybes if I explode it might help me settle
To paraphrase a wise man from Shrewsbury, have you tried bashing your bishop?
Lmao
I like to build it up, makes for a better volcanic eruption whilst maintaining a constant state of hornyness.
Plus my cock has been tingling non stop for a week and it feels great
You may wish to consider the wearing of safety goggles at the critical moment - there's nothing worse than spunk to the eye
I want to try hit the ceiling "Does your home contents insurance cover damage due to cum? | |||
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"It's lovely to have both of you, fresh from the horniest town in the UK©™, Worcester
I’m unsure if Worcester qualifies as the horniest place in the UK after looking at the north west thread. Perhaps we need to move.
It was proven statistically on a previous nocturnal thread that Worcester is the horniest place in the UK, due to an unusually large population density of swingers.
That North West thread has many geographically disparate swingers, thus rendering it incomparable with Worcester as a single town. Solid data and research (peer reviewed on this fine thread) cannot be disputed
We can’t argue with that, I thought Worcester had won the mantle because Jim had an MFM threesome in one of the Wetherspoon’s in Worcester
Jim's horny night in the Worcester Wetherspoons only added to the body of evidence
Get yer arses down here then "Well, this is a significantly better invitation than the last time someone demanded I come to Worcester at circa 1am  | |||
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"Howdy KCs and the gang Good evening Posh and lovely to see you again tonight! We're just unrelaxing after a weekend of relaxing and remembering why we don't relax very often. Also Mr KC is putting the bins out
How are you managing this nocturnal night?
Could be better, could be worse.
Well done Mr KC I say
Mr KC is a jolly good egg
We hope you can cope, Posh. Take all the dr*gs
I am. Regularly....
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I’m unsure if Worcester qualifies as the horniest place in the UK after looking at the north west thread. Perhaps we need to move.
It was proven statistically on a previous nocturnal thread that Worcester is the horniest place in the UK, due to an unusually large population density of swingers.
That North West thread has many geographically disparate swingers, thus rendering it incomparable with Worcester as a single town. Solid data and research (peer reviewed on this fine thread) cannot be disputed
We can’t argue with that, I thought Worcester had won the mantle because Jim had an MFM threesome in one of the Wetherspoon’s in Worcester
Jim's horny night in the Worcester Wetherspoons only added to the body of evidence
Get yer arses down here then
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"Also I haven't cum for 10 days now
Maybes if I explode it might help me settle
To paraphrase a wise man from Shrewsbury, have you tried bashing your bishop?
Lmao
I like to build it up, makes for a better volcanic eruption whilst maintaining a constant state of hornyness.
Plus my cock has been tingling non stop for a week and it feels great
You may wish to consider the wearing of safety goggles at the critical moment - there's nothing worse than spunk to the eye
I want to try hit the ceiling
Does your home contents insurance cover damage due to cum? "I've had some strange chats on here, I think this is the strangest so far | |||
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"It's lovely to have both of you, fresh from the horniest town in the UK©™, Worcester
I’m unsure if Worcester qualifies as the horniest place in the UK after looking at the north west thread. Perhaps we need to move.
It was proven statistically on a previous nocturnal thread that Worcester is the horniest place in the UK, due to an unusually large population density of swingers.
That North West thread has many geographically disparate swingers, thus rendering it incomparable with Worcester as a single town. Solid data and research (peer reviewed on this fine thread) cannot be disputed
We can’t argue with that, I thought Worcester had won the mantle because Jim had an MFM threesome in one of the Wetherspoon’s in Worcester
Jim's horny night in the Worcester Wetherspoons only added to the body of evidence
Get yer arses down here then
Well, this is a significantly better invitation than the last time someone demanded I come to Worcester at circa 1am
There’s two things we are pretty good at, invitation etiquette and sauce "Well ding dong
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"Also I haven't cum for 10 days now
Maybes if I explode it might help me settle
To paraphrase a wise man from Shrewsbury, have you tried bashing your bishop?
Lmao
I like to build it up, makes for a better volcanic eruption whilst maintaining a constant state of hornyness.
Plus my cock has been tingling non stop for a week and it feels great
You may wish to consider the wearing of safety goggles at the critical moment - there's nothing worse than spunk to the eye
I want to try hit the ceiling
Does your home contents insurance cover damage due to cum?
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"Good Eeeevening KC. Has there been an uprising, or a Coup? No Jim on duty? Greetings from Hull, the UK's Covid Capital! Good evening Iain. No coup de êtat, fear not. Merely keeping the baton moving. Aren't you glad you returned to Hull?! "Just bad timing. But it looks certain Hull will go into Tier 3 very soon. I'm staying in as much as possible, as I have done since Feb/March. | |||
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"Good Eeeevening KC. Has there been an uprising, or a Coup? No Jim on duty? Greetings from Hull, the UK's Covid Capital! Good evening Iain. No coup de êtat, fear not. Merely keeping the baton moving. Aren't you glad you returned to Hull?!
Just bad timing. But it looks certain Hull will go into Tier 3 very soon. I'm staying in as much as possible, as I have done since Feb/March."We shall see what awaits us all in early December, eh? Our town has effectively never left the highest restrictions - we had our own special measures in late August and early September with rates than now look like child's play, spent a week or so in tier 2 then boom! Tier 3 then here we are. We'll just keep plodding on from home too | |||
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Good evening Martyn and your hat. Have you had a pleasant weekend? Did you find any otters? And thank you for popping in "I want to kind of say Howdy to that with my hat i did have a goid weekend thank you i know you did  | |||
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"A very good evening to you KC i am rather busy with work this evening but popping in just say hiya
Good evening Martyn and your hat. Have you had a pleasant weekend? Did you find any otters? And thank you for popping in
I want to kind of say Howdy to that with my hat i did have a goid weekend thank you i know you did "I'd like to say yee-ha to your hat
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"Yoooo wasson everybody? " Good evening jimmyk and welcome to the late late nocturnal thread. How are you this fine nocturnal night, my friend? | |||
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"Yoooo wasson everybody? Good evening jimmyk and welcome to the late late nocturnal thread. How are you this fine nocturnal night, my friend?" I'm good thanks, just trying to get through the night. This always helps though | |||
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"Yoooo wasson everybody? Good evening jimmyk and welcome to the late late nocturnal thread. How are you this fine nocturnal night, my friend? I'm good thanks, just trying to get through the night. This always helps though " Just keep swimming, Jimmy. It'll be over before you know it | |||
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"Evening to the wonderful inhabitants of Kinky Castle. I just woke up on the sofa. I am clearly out of practice on the secret service thread. You are doing a sterling job deputising for the Shrewsbury Massive "Good evening Hope and thank you for your earlier exertions. We were not serviced in secret, but never mind
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Good evening Martyn and your hat. Have you had a pleasant weekend? Did you find any otters? And thank you for popping in
I want to kind of say Howdy to that with my hat i did have a goid weekend thank you i know you did
I'd like to say yee-ha to your hat
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Take the sodding hat off Mr
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"Evening to the wonderful inhabitants of Kinky Castle. I just woke up on the sofa. I am clearly out of practice on the secret service thread. You are doing a sterling job deputising for the Shrewsbury Massive "Hello not real mother in law hipe you are well | |||
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"What's everyone upto? Any fun or antics? Us specifically - Mr is snoring alongside me and I'm lying in bed nocturnaling. What's going down in Jimmy-world? Caught up on tele drinking tea and perving thats what im on. " Sounds like time well wasted, Jimmy | |||
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"A peanut butter imperial hiefwiesen and Lucifer night. Good evening our American amigos! That sounds like a jolly good evening - we're Lucifer fans too. How are you?" . Good worked today been busy setting up for vaccine. The logistics going to be a nightmare. | |||
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"A very good evening to you KC i am rather busy with work this evening but popping in just say hiya
Good evening Martyn and your hat. Have you had a pleasant weekend? Did you find any otters? And thank you for popping in
I want to kind of say Howdy to that with my hat i did have a goid weekend thank you i know you did
I'd like to say yee-ha to your hat
Good weekends are good, aren't they?! Ours had much resting, eating and some other things too
Yeah they are always good oh i am sure i am sure there was plenty if eating a few tasty snacks "I got a bit tied up in places | |||
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Take the sodding hat off Mr
No or should i say make me
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Take the sodding hat off Mr
No or should i say make me
That won't be all I make you take off
I thought you wanted me to leave my hat on "Well actually.... that's so true | |||
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"A peanut butter imperial hiefwiesen and Lucifer night. Good evening our American amigos! That sounds like a jolly good evening - we're Lucifer fans too. How are you?. Good worked today been busy setting up for vaccine. The logistics going to be a nightmare." Yes, we can imagine that'll be a tough job. But an important one | |||
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Take the sodding hat off Mr
No or should i say make me
That won't be all I make you take off
I thought you wanted me to leave my hat on
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"A very good evening to you KC i am rather busy with work this evening but popping in just say hiya
Take the sodding hat off Mr
No or should i say make me
That won't be all I make you take off
Oi stop it "Sorry (Narrator..... she was in fact, not sorry) | |||
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"A very good evening to you KC i am rather busy with work this evening but popping in just say hiya
Take the sodding hat off Mr
No or should i say make me
That won't be all I make you take off
I thought you wanted me to leave my hat on
Well actually.... that's so true
Right so leave it on you "Twat Twat Twat Twat Twat | |||
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"Evening to the wonderful inhabitants of Kinky Castle. I just woke up on the sofa. I am clearly out of practice on the secret service thread. You are doing a sterling job deputising for the Shrewsbury Massive
Good evening Hope and thank you for your earlier exertions. We were not serviced in secret, but never mind
We take nocturnaling very seriously here at Kinky Castle and hope we are keeping it all on the straight and narrow "As awful as it sounds, because I hit delete after I copy a message I never keep up with everything so apologies for your not being serviced. I shall service you now with a and a as you are my favouritest couple on fab xx | |||
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"A very good evening to you KC i am rather busy with work this evening but popping in just say hiya
Good evening Martyn and your hat. Have you had a pleasant weekend? Did you find any otters? And thank you for popping in
I want to kind of say Howdy to that with my hat i did have a goid weekend thank you i know you did
I'd like to say yee-ha to your hat
Good weekends are good, aren't they?! Ours had much resting, eating and some other things too
Yeah they are always good oh i am sure i am sure there was plenty if eating a few tasty snacks
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"A very good evening to you KC i am rather busy with work this evening but popping in just say hiya
Take the sodding hat off Mr
No or should i say make me
That won't be all I make you take off
Oi stop it
Sorry
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Good evening Hope and thank you for your earlier exertions. We were not serviced in secret, but never mind
We take nocturnaling very seriously here at Kinky Castle and hope we are keeping it all on the straight and narrow
As awful as it sounds, because I hit delete after I copy a message I never keep up with everything so apologies for your not being serviced. I shall service you now with a and a as you are my favouritest couple on fab xx "We don't mind not being serviced, don't worry and thank you for your lovely words 
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Hello not real mother in law hipe you are well "Hello not real son in law. Hipe is well thanks .
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"A very good evening to you KC i am rather busy with work this evening but popping in just say hiya
Good evening Martyn and your hat. Have you had a pleasant weekend? Did you find any otters? And thank you for popping in
I want to kind of say Howdy to that with my hat i did have a goid weekend thank you i know you did
I'd like to say yee-ha to your hat
Good weekends are good, aren't they?! Ours had much resting, eating and some other things too
Yeah they are always good oh i am sure i am sure there was plenty if eating a few tasty snacks
I got a bit tied up in places
Oh i bet you did indeed "I did And all sorts of other naughty and kinky things too | |||
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"A very good evening to you KC i am rather busy with work this evening but popping in just say hiya
Take the sodding hat off Mr
No or should i say make me
That won't be all I make you take off
Oi stop it
Sorry
(Narrator..... she was in fact, not sorry)
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"A very good evening to you KC i am rather busy with work this evening but popping in just say hiya
Good evening Martyn and your hat. Have you had a pleasant weekend? Did you find any otters? And thank you for popping in
I want to kind of say Howdy to that with my hat i did have a goid weekend thank you i know you did
I'd like to say yee-ha to your hat
Good weekends are good, aren't they?! Ours had much resting, eating and some other things too
Yeah they are always good oh i am sure i am sure there was plenty if eating a few tasty snacks
I got a bit tied up in places
Oh i bet you did indeed
I did And all sorts of other naughty and kinky things too "Tell me more, tell me more. | |||
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"Evening to the wonderful inhabitants of Kinky Castle. I just woke up on the sofa. I am clearly out of practice on the secret service thread. You are doing a sterling job deputising for the Shrewsbury Massive
Good evening Hope and thank you for your earlier exertions. We were not serviced in secret, but never mind
We take nocturnaling very seriously here at Kinky Castle and hope we are keeping it all on the straight and narrow
As awful as it sounds, because I hit delete after I copy a message I never keep up with everything so apologies for your not being serviced. I shall service you now with a and a as you are my favouritest couple on fab xx
We don't mind not being serviced, don't worry and thank you for your lovely words
Have you built any Lego recently?"I spent Saturday evening building my winter village for the first time in a few years. It would appear I have hidden some very integral to the build bricks in a different box. These are first world problems in Legoland. | |||
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Good evening Martyn and your hat. Have you had a pleasant weekend? Did you find any otters? And thank you for popping in
I want to kind of say Howdy to that with my hat i did have a goid weekend thank you i know you did
I'd like to say yee-ha to your hat
Good weekends are good, aren't they?! Ours had much resting, eating and some other things too
Yeah they are always good oh i am sure i am sure there was plenty if eating a few tasty snacks
I got a bit tied up in places
Oh i bet you did indeed
I did And all sorts of other naughty and kinky things too
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Good evening Hope and thank you for your earlier exertions. We were not serviced in secret, but never mind
We take nocturnaling very seriously here at Kinky Castle and hope we are keeping it all on the straight and narrow
As awful as it sounds, because I hit delete after I copy a message I never keep up with everything so apologies for your not being serviced. I shall service you now with a and a as you are my favouritest couple on fab xx
We don't mind not being serviced, don't worry and thank you for your lovely words
Have you built any Lego recently?
I spent Saturday evening building my winter village for the first time in a few years. It would appear I have hidden some very integral to the build bricks in a different box. These are first world problems in Legoland. "No, this is a serious Lego related problem. Almost as troublesome as standing on the blighters | |||
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"Evening to the wonderful inhabitants of Kinky Castle. I just woke up on the sofa. I am clearly out of practice on the secret service thread. You are doing a sterling job deputising for the Shrewsbury Massive
Good evening Hope and thank you for your earlier exertions. We were not serviced in secret, but never mind
We take nocturnaling very seriously here at Kinky Castle and hope we are keeping it all on the straight and narrow
As awful as it sounds, because I hit delete after I copy a message I never keep up with everything so apologies for your not being serviced. I shall service you now with a and a as you are my favouritest couple on fab xx
We don't mind not being serviced, don't worry and thank you for your lovely words
Have you built any Lego recently?
I spent Saturday evening building my winter village for the first time in a few years. It would appear I have hidden some very integral to the build bricks in a different box. These are first world problems in Legoland.
No, this is a serious Lego related problem. Almost as troublesome as standing on the blighters "My Secret Santa gift at work last year was a tote bag saying "I hope you tread on a Lego". Obviously I am a) well known at work for my Lego (which has sat gathering dust in my office since March) or b) not well liked by Santa as he was hoping I stand on an instrument of torture. | |||
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" Have you built any Lego recently? I spent Saturday evening building my winter village for the first time in a few years. It would appear I have hidden some very integral to the build bricks in a different box. These are first world problems in Legoland. No, this is a serious Lego related problem. Almost as troublesome as standing on the blighters
My Secret Santa gift at work last year was a tote bag saying "I hope you tread on a Lego".
Obviously I am a) well known at work for my Lego (which has sat gathering dust in my office since March) or b) not well liked by Santa as he was hoping I stand on an instrument of torture."We think it's option a, Hope | |||
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" Have you built any Lego recently? I spent Saturday evening building my winter village for the first time in a few years. It would appear I have hidden some very integral to the build bricks in a different box. These are first world problems in Legoland. No, this is a serious Lego related problem. Almost as troublesome as standing on the blighters
My Secret Santa gift at work last year was a tote bag saying "I hope you tread on a Lego".
Obviously I am a) well known at work for my Lego (which has sat gathering dust in my office since March) or b) not well liked by Santa as he was hoping I stand on an instrument of torture.
We think it's option a, Hope "I hope so too. I shall have to Secret Santa myself this year. | |||
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Hello not real mother in law hipe you are well
Hello not real son in law. Hipe is well thanks .
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" Have you built any Lego recently? I spent Saturday evening building my winter village for the first time in a few years. It would appear I have hidden some very integral to the build bricks in a different box. These are first world problems in Legoland. No, this is a serious Lego related problem. Almost as troublesome as standing on the blighters
My Secret Santa gift at work last year was a tote bag saying "I hope you tread on a Lego".
Obviously I am a) well known at work for my Lego (which has sat gathering dust in my office since March) or b) not well liked by Santa as he was hoping I stand on an instrument of torture.
We think it's option a, Hope I hope so too. I shall have to Secret Santa myself this year. "Looks like we're doing secret New Year because we've been told we have to go online only from early Dec like the unis and we haven't even started thinking about it. Never mind! | |||
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Good evening Martyn and your hat. Have you had a pleasant weekend? Did you find any otters? And thank you for popping in
I want to kind of say Howdy to that with my hat i did have a goid weekend thank you i know you did
I'd like to say yee-ha to your hat
Good weekends are good, aren't they?! Ours had much resting, eating and some other things too
Yeah they are always good oh i am sure i am sure there was plenty if eating a few tasty snacks
I got a bit tied up in places
Oh i bet you did indeed
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Take the sodding hat off Mr
No or should i say make me
That won't be all I make you take off
Oi stop it
Sorry
(Narrator..... she was in fact, not sorry)
The narrator doesnt need to say that i know
But you love me anyway "Who you or the Narrator
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"A very good evening to you KC i am rather busy with work this evening but popping in just say hiya
Good evening Martyn and your hat. Have you had a pleasant weekend? Did you find any otters? And thank you for popping in
I want to kind of say Howdy to that with my hat i did have a goid weekend thank you i know you did
I'd like to say yee-ha to your hat
Good weekends are good, aren't they?! Ours had much resting, eating and some other things too
Yeah they are always good oh i am sure i am sure there was plenty if eating a few tasty snacks
I got a bit tied up in places
Oh i bet you did indeed
I did And all sorts of other naughty and kinky things too
Oh i bet you did as well all that matters is you made the most of the weekend as best you can "That we did and it was brilliant
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Take the sodding hat off Mr
No or should i say make me
That won't be all I make you take off
Oi stop it
Sorry
(Narrator..... she was in fact, not sorry)
The narrator doesnt need to say that i know
But you love me anyway
Who you or the Narrator
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Hello not real son in law. Hipe is well thanks .
Have you had a brilliant weekend?
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My Secret Santa gift at work last year was a tote bag saying "I hope you tread on a Lego".
Obviously I am a) well known at work for my Lego (which has sat gathering dust in my office since March) or b) not well liked by Santa as he was hoping I stand on an instrument of torture.
We think it's option a, Hope I hope so too. I shall have to Secret Santa myself this year.
Looks like we're doing secret New Year because we've been told we have to go online only from early Dec like the unis and we haven't even started thinking about it. Never mind!"It will be strange for sure. I just hope I like my SS gift or it will be a very sad state of affairs | |||
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My Secret Santa gift at work last year was a tote bag saying "I hope you tread on a Lego".
Obviously I am a) well known at work for my Lego (which has sat gathering dust in my office since March) or b) not well liked by Santa as he was hoping I stand on an instrument of torture.
We think it's option a, Hope I hope so too. I shall have to Secret Santa myself this year.
Looks like we're doing secret New Year because we've been told we have to go online only from early Dec like the unis and we haven't even started thinking about it. Never mind!
It will be strange for sure. I just hope I like my SS gift or it will be a very sad state of affairs "It's a strange year, eh? We just bumble along through and hope for the best | |||
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My Secret Santa gift at work last year was a tote bag saying "I hope you tread on a Lego".
Obviously I am a) well known at work for my Lego (which has sat gathering dust in my office since March) or b) not well liked by Santa as he was hoping I stand on an instrument of torture.
We think it's option a, Hope I hope so too. I shall have to Secret Santa myself this year.
Looks like we're doing secret New Year because we've been told we have to go online only from early Dec like the unis and we haven't even started thinking about it. Never mind!
It will be strange for sure. I just hope I like my SS gift or it will be a very sad state of affairs
It's a strange year, eh? We just bumble along through and hope for the best "I think we have bumbled well xx | |||
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Hello not real mother in law hipe you are well
Hello not real son in law. Hipe is well thanks .
Have you had a brilliant weekend?
Thats good then i am so glad you are well it has been thank you just back at work bow
I read a sad tale of an otter in Norwich yesterday. I thought of you and not daughter. "Oh no poor otter thats not good dont tell me | |||
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Looks like we're doing secret New Year because we've been told we have to go online only from early Dec like the unis and we haven't even started thinking about it. Never mind!
It will be strange for sure. I just hope I like my SS gift or it will be a very sad state of affairs
It's a strange year, eh? We just bumble along through and hope for the best
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Hello not real mother in law hipe you are well
Hello not real son in law. Hipe is well thanks .
Have you had a brilliant weekend?
Thats good then i am so glad you are well it has been thank you just back at work bow
I read a sad tale of an otter in Norwich yesterday. I thought of you and not daughter.
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"Can someone please make me some very strong coffee? I've got to that point where I now need to stay awake until about 8.30. Thanks in advance
We have a Colombian blend here - any good? "Yes please Mrs KC. Milk and sugar please. I'd normally go sweetener but I think I need the sugar rush | |||
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"Can someone please make me some very strong coffee? I've got to that point where I now need to stay awake until about 8.30. Thanks in advance
We have a Colombian blend here - any good?
Yes please Mrs KC. Milk and sugar please. I'd normally go sweetener but I think I need the sugar rush "One Colombian coffee with milk and sugar coming right up! | |||
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"Evening to the wonderful inhabitants of Kinky Castle. I just woke up on the sofa. I am clearly out of practice on the secret service thread. You are doing a sterling job deputising for the Shrewsbury Massive
Hello not real mother in law hipe you are well
Hello not real son in law. Hipe is well thanks .
Have you had a brilliant weekend?
Thats good then i am so glad you are well it has been thank you just back at work bow
I read a sad tale of an otter in Norwich yesterday. I thought of you and not daughter.
Oh no poor otter thats not good dont tell me
It didn't end well "Oh no thats really not good i did find out otters are starting to set up homes in big citys now like London and Sheffield | |||
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"Can someone please make me some very strong coffee? I've got to that point where I now need to stay awake until about 8.30. Thanks in advance
We have a Colombian blend here - any good?
Yes please Mrs KC. Milk and sugar please. I'd normally go sweetener but I think I need the sugar rush
One Colombian coffee with milk and sugar coming right up!"Thank you | |||
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Good evening Ace - are you not a fan of Beats International? How are you?
Fine thank you, I like all sorts of music x
We know you're a big music fan Ace. Who is your favourite band?"
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Good evening Ace - are you not a fan of Beats International? How are you?
Fine thank you, I like all sorts of music x
We know you're a big music fan Ace. Who is your favourite band?
If I said some òf the bands that I'm into it would blow your mìnd "Blow away, Ace - I'll stay up to have my brain fried | |||
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"Alas, the clock has struck 02:17 and Mrs KC needs some beauty sleep. The eye bags cannot prevail! It's been a pleasure, as always, nocturnal friends and see you all soon "Nanight Mrs KC. Sleep well chickadee | |||
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Good evening Ace - are you not a fan of Beats International? How are you?
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Blow away, Ace - I'll stay up to have my brain fried "I'm just gonna put some Skunk Anansie | |||
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Hey wonder woman x
What you doing awake?? Thought you'd be away with the sleepsies fairy by now!! Xxx"I should be but nature called. Come stroke my hair xx | |||
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I'm here! And you're here! x"That means.... We're both here!!! . X | |||
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I'm here! And you're here! x
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