FabSwingers.com forum: Doc Martin Isn't My Real Name, It's.....!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, actually I've had have many names over time, Lucifer; Old Nic; Beelzebub; Diablo; Satan....anyway, since we've got to know each other and I love you all, I wonder if anybody would be interested in a little private deal to help you, as that's all I want.

How about anything you're heart desires for the paltry sum of your little soul! Think about it, you could have that grand Victorian villa in Edinburgh, thatched cottage in Devon or even the woman or man of your wildest dreams and all it will take is a signature in the ink of your blood.

Can I tempt you?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

You still got mine from last time.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You still got mine from last time.

Jo.Xx "

I see you're a couple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep that throne warm me & my M8 always say if that's where we're goin we might as well take over! bit of a joint leadership & surely ud like a break now? No need for unpleasantness u just relax it'll b in good hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

& u can always stay on payroll for souls as an advisor if needed

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

What if I just play the best song in the world?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep that throne warm me & my M8 always say if that's where we're goin we might as well take over! bit of a joint leadership & surely ud like a break now? No need for unpleasantness u just relax it'll b in good hands

Always interested in a protege, if the price was right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if I just play the best song in the world?

Or he’ll eat your soul!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if I just play the best song in the world?

Play or write, I'm sure you'd love to write the best songs ever in the world!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Think my souls dark enough!

If you want to give me free shit though... you’re very welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think my souls dark enough!

If you want to give me free shit though... you’re very welcome."

Your soul isn't dark, I have it on good authority!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Think my souls dark enough!

If you want to give me free shit though... you’re very welcome.

Your soul isn't dark, I have it on good authority!

He's full of shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure you could handle owning my soul?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think my souls dark enough!

If you want to give me free shit though... you’re very welcome.

Your soul isn't dark, I have it on good authority!

He's full of shit!"

He was my boss do I think not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure you could handle owning my soul?"

I tend to sub-let people's souls who think that to underlings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure you could handle owning my soul?

I tend to sub-let people's souls who think that to underlings!

Be careful what you wish for!

You may start dressing as a schoolgirl or in a nurse outfit

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Think my souls dark enough!

If you want to give me free shit though... you’re very welcome.

Your soul isn't dark, I have it on good authority!

He's full of shit!

He was my boss do I think not!"

Was?

Fired for incompetence?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure you could handle owning my soul?

I tend to sub-let people's souls who think that to underlings!

Be careful what you wish for!

You may start dressing as a schoolgirl or in a nurse outfit

All souls might be worth it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think my souls dark enough!

If you want to give me free shit though... you’re very welcome.

Your soul isn't dark, I have it on good authority!

He's full of shit!

He was my boss do I think not!

Was?

Fired for incompetence?"

Alas, I was His favourite once but not now, not let that bother you though!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Are you related to Rowan Atkinson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure you could handle owning my soul?

I tend to sub-let people's souls who think that to underlings!

Be careful what you wish for!

You may start dressing as a schoolgirl or in a nurse outfit

All souls might be worth it!

Mr Liege, your aura is very alluring.

I'm finding myself drawn to you. In ways I've never felt before.

How much do you desire my soul?

Would you give yourself to me in return for it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you related to Rowan Atkinson?

He was a faithful disciple!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure you could handle owning my soul?

I tend to sub-let people's souls who think that to underlings!

Be careful what you wish for!

You may start dressing as a schoolgirl or in a nurse outfit

All souls might be worth it!

Mr Liege, your aura is very alluring.

I'm finding myself drawn to you. In ways I've never felt before.

How much do you desire my soul?

Would you give yourself to me in return for it?"

Alas, I'm the ultimate being in the world He created for me and those that felt the same way, you'd better ask Him for succure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure you could handle owning my soul?

I tend to sub-let people's souls who think that to underlings!

Be careful what you wish for!

You may start dressing as a schoolgirl or in a nurse outfit

All souls might be worth it!

Mr Liege, your aura is very alluring.

I'm finding myself drawn to you. In ways I've never felt before.

How much do you desire my soul?

Would you give yourself to me in return for it?

Alas, I'm the ultimate being in the world He created for me and those that felt the same way, you'd better ask Him for succure!"

There are just some things souls can't buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already promised mine to Hecate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I already promised mine to Hecate

Promised or sold?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

I said the other day you aren't a real doctor.

Well Professor Moriarty your game is up I think

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yeah. Have mine. I always think if you've not used something for a year or more you don't need it anyway.

But you can only have it if you fix my back for good with no repercussions or side effects.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

I'm back again my liege

I'm willing to offer my soul in return for a detailed description of your night with a traffic cone

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Hello

I'm back again my liege

I'm willing to offer my soul in return for a detailed description of your night with a traffic cone

Igor is that you, why did you pull the switch I said he wasn't finished yet, what have you done Igor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

I'm back again my liege

I'm willing to offer my soul in return for a detailed description of your night with a traffic cone

Igor is that you, why did you pull the switch I said he wasn't finished yet, what have you done Igor"

Sorry master. I grew impatient and could wait no longer.

I have become a halfling.

Only my liege can save me now and make me full again

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

My soul...what would I sell it for!

Hmmm maybe for a pair of Louboutin...Black and red

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Must be hundreds claiming to be the devil on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I said the other day you aren't a real doctor.

Well Professor Moriarty your game is up I think"

Not quite, you underestimate me, Holmes!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"What if I just play the best song in the world?

I think he'd be stunned.

Afterwards, I hope you'll remember how it went, else you'll have to give someone a tribute.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Hello

I'm back again my liege

I'm willing to offer my soul in return for a detailed description of your night with a traffic cone

Igor is that you, why did you pull the switch I said he wasn't finished yet, what have you done Igor

Sorry master. I grew impatient and could wait no longer.

I have become a halfling.

Only my liege can save me now and make me full again

Sadly his ship has yet to dock at Whitby Igor, in the meantime I want my mummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah. Have mine. I always think if you've not used something for a year or more you don't need it anyway.

But you can only have it if you fix my back for good with no repercussions or side effects."

You will be completely cured, I may visit you in the night to proof it though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My soul...what would I sell it for!

Hmmm maybe for a pair of Louboutin...Black and red

I promise you the full seasonal collection, year on year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already promised mine to Hecate

Promised or sold?

Traded for one of her baddest men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I already promised mine to Hecate

Promised or sold?

Traded for one of her baddest men

Are you sure you are fulfilled?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"I said the other day you aren't a real doctor.

Well Professor Moriarty your game is up I think

Not quite, you underestimate me, Holmes!

We switched hats professor, I'm the good doctor Watson, Holmes is the rather stupid looking fellow behind you. Behind him is the rather hapless Igor and behind him is my mummy....

Well perhaps the day is yours after all Doctor or Professor or whatever your name really is (Nancy I know, you don't fool me)

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