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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.

What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?

(in an imaginary way)

Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A set of kitchen knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air wick life scents air freshener

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A bottle of bunderberg ginger beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bottle of bunderberg ginger beer

If its not bunderberg then it's just not worth doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A clothes dryer with 5 superhero costumes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the bath, so it would be a bottle of radix bubble bath

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

A large inflatable dinosaur

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.

What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?

(in an imaginary way)

Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max

Weird. So is mine

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Roses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large inflatable dinosaur "

Ok I got to ask.

Why do you have a large inflatable dinosaur?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

An 8ft gymnastics beam

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The Mrs

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"A large inflatable dinosaur

Ok I got to ask.

Why do you have a large inflatable dinosaur?

It's not mine

one of my kids set it up beside me earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large inflatable dinosaur

Ok I got to ask.

Why do you have a large inflatable dinosaur?

It's not mine

one of my kids set it up beside me earlier "

I had a feeling it could have belonged to the kids, but you can never be too sure these days

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"A large inflatable dinosaur

Ok I got to ask.

Why do you have a large inflatable dinosaur?

It's not mine

one of my kids set it up beside me earlier

I had a feeling it could have belonged to the kids, but you can never be too sure these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.

What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?

(in an imaginary way)

Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max

Diet Pepsi for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shot glass

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A cup of coffee

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

2 remote controls on my left, ash tray and coffee mug on my right

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

Tv remote

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

The legendary sky remote

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A pile of clean washing.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

A garden bench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

My husband...

Gives me a few suitable options

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

The TV remote. Or amazon one. Depends how horny I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ventolin inhaler

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple
over a year ago

In The Hills

Mug of mulled wine

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By *laytime432Man
over a year ago

Swindon

A three way extension lead, with individual switches. Haha

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

A back scratcher / shoe horn from Benidorm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aldi scented candle (budget version of the Jo Malone ones)....now my farts will be as fragrant as the rest of me.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A shampoo bottle. Ouch

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hairbrush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aldi scented candle (budget version of the Jo Malone ones)....now my farts will be as fragrant as the rest of me."

A reply with added visualisation.

Love it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im currently in the hot tub, so the bubbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.

What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?

(in an imaginary way)

Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max

Gearstick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.

What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?

(in an imaginary way)

Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max

Gearstick

Bet that's not the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope sorry that’s not for us it’s a one way street that exit only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog

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By *uriousc0uple69Couple
over a year ago

york

A a 1l sports bottle

K TV remote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dog

Awww poor Mutley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.

What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?

(in an imaginary way)

Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max

Gearstick

Bet that's not the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large glass of Malbec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kids ice cream truck

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

Alexa

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By *adbod74Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Xbox control ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Xbox control ????"

Which xbox

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

A Stormtroopers alarm clock.

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

An entire 2.4m Christmas trees with lights and decorations

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

Can of Estrella

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By *ayTTV/TS
over a year ago

Porthmadog

An anglepoise lamp x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An entire 2.4m Christmas trees with lights and decorations

Eye watering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 75cl wine bottle with long neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excluding your mobile phone, tablet, charging lead etc.

What's the nearest thing next to you that's going up your bum?

(in an imaginary way)

Mines a 2litre bottle of Pepsi Max

Full or empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

Link? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

I'd give anything to see your internet search history

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

A 3-seater sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

Link? Asking for a friend

Hot pics pg 2...you can't miss it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

I'd give anything to see your internet search history

I go incognito for that very reason

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

A large scented candle ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A baseball bat x did she make it to 1st base lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

Link? Asking for a friend

Hot pics pg 2...you can't miss it !! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!"

*Forum suddenly empties*

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*"

I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*"

**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **

Every day is an education

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused"

I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused

I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often

Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused

I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often

Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way

You've probably got names for them and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused

I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often

Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way

You've probably got names for them and everything

I feel inspired to find Daddy carrot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused

I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often

Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way

You've probably got names for them and everything

I feel inspired to find Daddy carrot

Can't imagine what you're like when the Aldi advert comes on with Kevin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Milner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused

I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often

Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way

You've probably got names for them and everything

I feel inspired to find Daddy carrot

Can't imagine what you're like when the Aldi advert comes on with Kevin

Phwoarrrh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

I mean... I’ll be honest. I am both impressed and aroused

I need to perve...I mean....check out the hot pics more often

Frigging nora, I'll never look at my cucumber in the same way

You've probably got names for them and everything

I feel inspired to find Daddy carrot

Can't imagine what you're like when the Aldi advert comes on with Kevin

Phwoarrrh

I'd let him

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

On an unrelated note... I can no longer watch Field Of Dreams

anyone got a baseball bat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On an unrelated note... I can no longer watch Field Of Dreams

anyone got a baseball bat?"

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A canon printer.

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"On an unrelated note... I can no longer watch Field Of Dreams

anyone got a baseball bat?

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Viagra, who is coming in after it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um, my eeyore soft toy

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By *agise3Man
over a year ago

wigan

Ha me I'm up for that

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"Um, my eeyore soft toy

Oh we have a new winner

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By *agise3Man
over a year ago

wigan

You look nice

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Um, my eeyore soft toy

Not winnie the pooh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um, my eeyore soft toy

Not winnie the pooh?

No. I only have eyes/space for eeyore in my life

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Um, my eeyore soft toy

Not winnie the pooh?

No. I only have eyes/space for eeyore in my life

And i thought that was how Winnie the POOH got her name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Um, my eeyore soft toy

Not winnie the pooh?

No. I only have eyes/space for eeyore in my life

And i thought that was how Winnie the POOH got her name.

It’s late, it went straight over my head the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat. I don’t like this game.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Um, my eeyore soft toy

Not winnie the pooh?

No. I only have eyes/space for eeyore in my life

And i thought that was how Winnie the POOH got her name.

It’s late, it went straight over my head the first time

I bet you say that to all the guys .

(I'll get my coat).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat. I don’t like this game. "

Neither does the cat

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crochet hook. Same as the last bum thread. I may have a crochet addiction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melania Trump

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A yankee candle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Deadman

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **

Every day is an education

Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

15mm spanner.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bottle of southern comfort...and I'm not doing it ..til it's empty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **

Every day is an education

Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit

Just seen it

Page 2 again

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **

Every day is an education

Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit

Just seen it

Page 2 again

I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **

Every day is an education

Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit

Just seen it

Page 2 again

I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on "

Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **

Every day is an education

Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit

Just seen it

Page 2 again

I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on

Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!! "

I suppose one always needs a lockdown hobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **

Every day is an education

Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit

Just seen it

Page 2 again

I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on

Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!!

I suppose one always needs a lockdown hobby

I'm gonna write to them to see if they take requests

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **

Every day is an education

Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit

Just seen it

Page 2 again

I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on

Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!!

I suppose one always needs a lockdown hobby

I'm gonna write to them to see if they take requests

Send them this thread and ask them to work through it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Work diary.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Fuzzy Duck grooming set

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

"I watched some girl put a baseball bat up her fanny earlier

In real life or a porno lol

It's on here lol, I've just watched it.

Page 2 of hot pics

Wait what? Really?!

*Forum suddenly empties*

**suddenly Google 'where to buy baseball bat' searches surge **

Every day is an education

Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit

Just seen it

Page 2 again

I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on

Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!!

I suppose one always needs a lockdown hobby

I'm gonna write to them to see if they take requests

Send them this thread and ask them to work through it

Ask her if she does children’s parties

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over a year ago

Oh, on the videos someone’s just inserted a fruit

Just seen it

Page 2 again

I have to admit... I am yet again, turned on

Have you not been to visit the profile yet?? Oh man you are in for a treat!!

I suppose one always needs a lockdown hobby

I'm gonna write to them to see if they take requests

Send them this thread and ask them to work through it

Ask her if she does children’s parties

She's on my hot list now

Gonna ask for some training!

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over a year ago

She's on my hot list now

Gonna ask for some training!

And info on a good baseball bat salesman

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over a year ago

She's on my hot list now

Gonna ask for some training!

And info on a good baseball bat salesman

And lube

.. Where to buy a truck load of lube

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over a year ago

She's on my hot list now

Gonna ask for some training!

And info on a good baseball bat salesman

And lube

.. Where to buy a truck load of lube

I have it on repeat delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large cat called Steve.

haha He too chonky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

29 bales of hay.... Yeah, I'm fucked - literally!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me currently it's a bowl of cereal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gear stick

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