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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A great white shark.

So let's say 10,000 year's ago your one of the first humans and you decide to go for a dip in the ocean as it's a hot day.

You gingerly Wade into the water your just enjoying and a fuck off huge shark swim's past.

I imagine a floater would be the next thing bobbing past.

Can you think of anything else that would be scary as fuck if you where the first person in history to see it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Aurora Borealis

You'd be scared shitless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An erect penis.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Lightening bolt striking earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mammoth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tgirl

You'd be so confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Tgirl

You'd be so confused

Think I'd have to drop to my knees for a closer look

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Donald

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

A basking shark. Imagine having a nice swim and one of those comes steaming in your general direction with its great big mouth open. You wouldn’t know it wasn’t going to eat you.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"A great white shark.

So let's say 10,000 year's ago your one of the first humans and you decide to go for a dip in the ocean as it's a hot day.

You gingerly Wade into the water your just enjoying and a fuck off huge shark swim's past.

I imagine a floater would be the next thing bobbing past.

Can you think of anything else that would be scary as fuck if you where the first person in history to see it?"

Ann Widdecombe's growler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Tgirl

You'd be so confused

Think I'd have to drop to my knees for a closer look"

You'd need a magnifying glass also if you were inspecting mine

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

And how brave was the first person to eat an egg?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A T-rex

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"And how brave was the first person to eat an egg?"

Or Brussel sprouts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A volcanic eruption! Pompeii style! They definitely had reason to be scared shitless!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A volcanic eruption! Pompeii style! They definitely had reason to be scared shitless!"

Did you see the recent discovery of more bodies from Pompeii that they'd not found before?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An erect penis."

I think one of those will scare the bejesus out of me if I ever see one in real life again

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"An erect penis.

I think one of those will scare the bejesus out of me if I ever see one in real life again

Sometimes you really remind me of Babs.

You need to start off with a non intimidating softie and close your eyes and think of England once it's erect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An erect penis.

I think one of those will scare the bejesus out of me if I ever see one in real life again

Sometimes you really remind me of Babs.

You need to start off with a non intimidating softie and close your eyes and think of England once it's erect."

So I have to take one for Queen and country then Meli

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By *atBottomGirlsWoman
over a year ago

St Austell-ish

"And how brave was the first person to eat an egg?

Or Brussel sprouts!"

Anyone who eats them now gets my vote for brave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ann Widdecombe's growler.

Oh my God, that would be grim!

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Tomic splosion

Must be scary in'it.

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

The moon...I would poke it with a stick

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fire.

‘What manner of sorcery is this?!’

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

A tv set,....what manner of sorcery is this, they have shrunk the people

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

An electric eel at full voltage.

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

Vampires....I would shat my pants

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

"A T-rex

You do realise jurassic park isn't real

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A platypus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump naked....

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Donald Trump naked...."

There's always one that just has to take things too far!!!

Right go and stand in the corner looking at the wall think about what you have done,are you happy now?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Donald Trump naked....

There's always one that just has to take things too far!!!

Right go and stand in the corner looking at the wall think about what you have done,are you happy now?

That's class, that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris and Trump going at it....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"A T-rex

You do realise jurassic park isn't real

The OP didn't specify the animals had to co-exist at the same time as humans

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pink Floyd play dark side of the moon live...wait a minute...I was

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A T-rex

You do realise jurassic park isn't real

The OP didn't specify the animals had to co-exist at the same time as humans

True, but what about the said fossils?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Donald Trump naked...."

Think I'd rather wrestle with one hand a great white whilst probing Anne Widdicombes growler with the other as the volcano starts to erupt than see that..

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I got this from the Norway Travel Guide.

The Sami people in the North, indigenous to Norway, Sweden, Finland and Russia, believed that the fires in the sky were the souls of the dead and that they had magical effects.

Sami shaman drums often had symbols that depicted these fires. When the aurora blazed in the sky you should be careful and stay inside and the children were told to quiet down.

If you disrespected the lights it would not only bring bad fortune, the lights could also sweep down and beat you to death. Despite the danger of mocking and teasing the northern lights - you were never supposed to wave or whistle at it - there was a rhyme that every child knew but never dared to say out loud.

The Finnish word for aurora borealis is “revontulet”, which literally means “fox fires”. A Sami legend tells that the lights are caused by a magical fox running across the Arctic fells. The fox sweeps its tail across the snow sending a trail of sparks up into the sky.

The Sami word for aurora borealis is “guovssahas”, meaning “the light you can hear”. There are stories about people having heard the northern lights and they describe the sound as static or faint crackling.

The scientific explanation of the northern lights is “a solar wind that sends charged particles towards the Earth, and upon colliding with its atmosphere they produce energy given off as light. "Myths and legends" gives a much cooler explanation, don’t you think?

I've never seen it, but I could imagine everybody has, pretty much the same feelings.

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