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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does she exist?

If so would she be a blonde or a brunette?

I have often wondered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a red head for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's a red head for sure

Great call.........

Forgot about the red haired beauties!

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

If god is real, then she is a baaaad bitch

And thats to say the least

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Does she exist?

If so would she be a blonde or a brunette?

I have often wondered?"

I don't think that gods exist... regardless of hair colour.

Cal

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

He is not a she

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If god is real, then she is a baaaad bitch

And thats to say the least

Adrian..........be nice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He is not a she

How do you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's a red head for sure

You called *hair swish*

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"He is not a she

How do you know?"

Cause he created everything in 6 days.

A woman couldn’t do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You called

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"If god is real, then she is a baaaad bitch

And thats to say the least

Adrian..........be nice!

Loool dont get me started

On god

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You called

I did.

Can I ask a miracle?

Can you turn a couple of bottles of Evian into a rather Nice Chilean merlot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You called

I did.

Can I ask a miracle?

Can you turn a couple of bottles of Evian into a rather Nice Chilean merlot?"

Not today, today is s day of rest.

Remind me tomorrow

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By *urham 3 riversMan
over a year ago

Co. Durham

has to be a redhead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He is not a she

How do you know?

Cause he created everything in 6 days.

A woman couldn’t do this

Jesus on a bike you’re brave! But probably right as she would have to fit in the washing, cleaning and ironing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She walks among us in the form of Brie Larson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's a red head for sure

DAMN straight!!!!

And I'm an atheist lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You called

I did.

Can I ask a miracle?

Can you turn a couple of bottles of Evian into a rather Nice Chilean merlot?

Not today, today is s day of rest.

Remind me tomorrow

But I need them tonight.........I have a brunette in my bubble coming for bible class

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Does she exist?

If so would she be a blonde or a brunette?

I have often wondered?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is not a she

How do you know?

Cause he created everything in 6 days.

A woman couldn’t do this

You are indeed right in my humble opinion because she would have done the job in 3 days and would have had enough bits left over to give Mars a make over!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does she exist?

If so would she be a blonde or a brunette?

I have often wondered?

Nope"

No she doesn’t exist or she is neither blonde or brunette?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He is not a she

How do you know?

Cause he created everything in 6 days.

A woman couldn’t do this

You are indeed right in my humble opinion because she would have done the job in 3 days and would have had enough bits left over to give Mars a make over!!!

Made me giggle.........

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

What if God was one of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a miracle or two...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If God was a woman, wouldn't we be saying Goddess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if God was one of us?"

Nice reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have an intimate relationship, alas it went wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if God was one of us?"

Like Eric Cantona?

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"Does she exist?

If so would she be a blonde or a brunette?

I have often wondered?"

Nope purely make believe in my opinion.

That said I admire people of faith to have such belief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say... it looks like a fish... you know the whole "god created us in their own image"...

Humans/life started in the ocean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd say... it looks like a fish... you know the whole "god created us in their own image"...

Humans/life started in the ocean.

There are some churches or sects that still preach creationism?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think God is an explanation for the things we can't explain, science before science existed, philosophy before philosophy.

I also think God is a convenient scapegoat for those wanting to abuse their powers.

God can be a useful device, a source of comfort, even a source of morality: but for me, all of these things can be found elsewhere.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'd say... it looks like a fish... you know the whole "god created us in their own image"...

Humans/life started in the ocean.

There are some churches or sects that still preach creationism?"

Yes yes there are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd say... it looks like a fish... you know the whole "god created us in their own image"...

Humans/life started in the ocean.

There are some churches or sects that still preach creationism?

Yes yes there are"

Which is a tad worrisome.........

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'd say... it looks like a fish... you know the whole "god created us in their own image"...

Humans/life started in the ocean.

There are some churches or sects that still preach creationism?

Yes yes there are

Which is a tad worrisome.........

"I ain't come from no monkey! If we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys?"

If (the first European) Australians came from Great Britain, why are there still British people?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've nothing in my knowledge to even suggest that anything might exist outside of the natural laws and systems that permeate our world and the rest of our universe. It's a cock or a crock

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've nothing in my knowledge to even suggest that anything might exist outside of the natural laws and systems that permeate our world and the rest of our universe. It's a cock or a crock "

Some would like to think their cock was God Almighty

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

To paraphrase the great Dave Allen, goodnight and may your gods go with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alas, I can categorically confirm she does!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Has she got a nice arse?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Alas, I can categorically confirm she does!

Sadly she's a Hindu and it's getting rather crowded in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she exist?

If so would she be a blonde or a brunette?

I have often wondered?"

Are you crazy?.... That bitch is a red head for sure.... No one els acts with such fire haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say... it looks like a fish... you know the whole "god created us in their own image"...

Humans/life started in the ocean.

There are some churches or sects that still preach creationism?

Yes yes there are

Which is a tad worrisome.........

"I ain't come from no monkey! If we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys?"

If (the first European) Australians came from Great Britain, why are there still British people?

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have you ever seen the picture of the comparison between a human skeleton and a gorillas skeleton? It is crazy how similar they are.

But yeah I cant/dont believe in god whatsoever unless there's solid proof bar a fairytale that's been written differently in different areas of the world plus I dont support a cult that its foundations are based off slavery, murder other things and such. Yet the devil himself punishes those that commit those atrocities so wouldn't the devil be the good guy then? ... too many controversial things about religion it's not need in modern society doesn't add up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All religion is bullshit , created to keep the masses under control in what ever era

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All religion is bullshit , created to keep the masses under control in what ever era "

So in summary you agree god is a red headed woman and asserts control..............then I have seen her dressed in latex in the chat rooms!

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

God is dog spelt backwards... just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God is dog spelt backwards... just saying "

Most dyslexic folks get that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does she exist?

If so would she be a blonde or a brunette?

I have often wondered?"

I believe in the concept of god (a creator). However disagree with the concept of religion as I believe it causes too much division. God wouldn’t necessarily be a man or woman; more of a entity.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"All religion is bullshit , created to keep the masses under control in what ever era "

My thoughts exactly, before the legal and courts systems existed those in charge needed a control method for people.

The bible and putting the fear of god into people was just that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does she exist?

If so would she be a blonde or a brunette?

I have often wondered?

I believe in the concept of god (a creator). However disagree with the concept of religion as I believe it causes too much division. God wouldn’t necessarily be a man or woman; more of a entity.

So god is a pyromaniac? She lit a humongous firework some time ago to start process of building the universe.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Humans created God in their image. So God is a reflection of you. In my case God is a woman who was once dark haired and is now blonde, well probably grey but its been a while since I've seen my natural hair colour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Humans created God in their image. So God is a reflection of you. In my case God is a woman who was once dark haired and is now blonde, well probably grey but its been a while since I've seen my natural hair colour.

So in the beginning (wo)man created god?

In any event you look celestially gorgeous!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

So in the beginning (wo)man created god?

In any event you look celestially gorgeous!"

That's my opinion, yes. You know the bit where someone quite arrogantly I think, wrote "God created man in his own image"?

I suspect what they really meant was "man created God in his own image"

Man meaning humankind here

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"All religion is bullshit , created to keep the masses under control in what ever era "

Well if some of the people back then were as daft as now, then maybe it was necessary?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

So in the beginning (wo)man created god?

In any event you look celestially gorgeous!

That's my opinion, yes. You know the bit where someone quite arrogantly I think, wrote "God created man in his own image"?

I suspect what they really meant was "man created God in his own image"

Man meaning humankind here"

Strange that 'he' is always an old guy with a grey beard.

When much of humankind looks significantly different.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

So in the beginning (wo)man created god?

In any event you look celestially gorgeous!

That's my opinion, yes. You know the bit where someone quite arrogantly I think, wrote "God created man in his own image"?

I suspect what they really meant was "man created God in his own image"

Man meaning humankind here

Strange that 'he' is always an old guy with a grey beard.

When much of humankind looks significantly different.

Back when the God most people mean was created anybody with any power was an old man with a grey beard. Other people chose an easier god like the sun or a river or a person with a birds head. Far more sensible in my opinion.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

So in the beginning (wo)man created god?

In any event you look celestially gorgeous!

That's my opinion, yes. You know the bit where someone quite arrogantly I think, wrote "God created man in his own image"?

I suspect what they really meant was "man created God in his own image"

Man meaning humankind here

Strange that 'he' is always an old guy with a grey beard.

When much of humankind looks significantly different.

Yep.

These days you can guarantee there'd be a PR company involved before deciding on a suitable image, market research, surveys and maybe even some kind of competition where someone could win a free ticket to eternal life if their idea won.......

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

So in the beginning (wo)man created god?

In any event you look celestially gorgeous!"

Oh and thank you by the way. I'm an angel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So in the beginning (wo)man created god?

In any event you look celestially gorgeous!

Oh and thank you by the way. I'm an angel

I am sure you are!

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