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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.

Can I get the police to move them on ?

They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.

Can I get the police to move them on ?

They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!

Just move your caravan further up the road then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah

make friends

think of the benefits

ribs and white cabbage

freshly baked soda bread

and if you ever fancy a week away in a caravan, you have to go no further than next doors front garden !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Was it Mrs Brown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence. "

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence. "

He's holding something in his hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again"

WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

He's holding something in his hand...

Is it a rod?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

embrace the opportunity to meet new people....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again

WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!

at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

granny thats not a gnome its meeeeeee told you specsavers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.

Can I get the police to move them on ?

They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!

Just move your caravan further up the road then!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"granny thats not a gnome its meeeeeee told you specsavers xx

Now i know why it was naked and had three missing fingers

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over a year ago

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again"

I just did Bussy ...... Learn something new every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again

WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!

at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects !

I was told as a child that gnomes come alive at night...can you imagine if that were really true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do you know it isnt oooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again

WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!

at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects !

I was told as a child that gnomes come alive at night...can you imagine if that were really true

So gnomeo and juliet wasn't true then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again"

That's just given me a brilliant Xmas gift idea! Know just the person. . . .

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over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again"

he looked a bit squashed when I googled

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again

he looked a bit squashed when I googled

I was quite surprised there were no re_iews for this product.....does that mean no-one has survived the ass midget d'ya reckon???

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again

WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!

at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects !

Ah but you knew about them

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again

That's just given me a brilliant Xmas gift idea! Know just the person. . . .

LOL, Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again

WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!

at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects !

Ah but you knew about them"

might i point out, as did you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again

That's just given me a brilliant Xmas gift idea! Know just the person. . . .

LOL, Me too"

am going back to berlin in january, but if you think i'm bringing one of the back thru customs, forget it !

(and that means either internally or in my luggage

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

google 'ass midget'

you will never look at garden gnomes in the same light ever again

WHY??? Why would you want a gnome up your bum?!

at this point, can i just state for clarity that I DO NOT own one of these objects !

Ah but you knew about them

might i point out, as did you !

Cos you told me to threaten someone with one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can tell a lot about a family by the way their gnome is dressed. Go have a look through the fence.

He's holding something in his hand...

That will be his .....ummmm ...rod

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By *icesweetgirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

That's not a nice thing to say!

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By *icesweetgirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.

Can I get the police to move them on ?

They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!

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Who do you think you are to talk about others like that.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.

Can I get the police to move them on ?

They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!

Who do you think you are to talk about others like that. "

Is it wrong to talk about others like that ?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.

Can I get the police to move them on ?

They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!

Who do you think you are to talk about others like that.

Is it wrong to talk about others like that ?"

it's gnomeism.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

"Was it Mrs Brown? "

oh would love that!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is blatant Mickism.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is blatant Mickism........."

No need to get in a paddy about it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is blatant Mickism........."

Snot its pat and paddyism!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.

Can I get the police to move them on ?

They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!

Who do you think you are to talk about others like that.

Is it wrong to talk about others like that ?

it's gnomeism.

I beg to differ. My only concern is their lack of chaise longue ......How can one cope?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"moved in next door to me yesterday. I am very worried.

Can I get the police to move them on ?

They don't have a chaise longe.... and one of them was carrying a garden gnome!!!

Who do you think you are to talk about others like that.

Is it wrong to talk about others like that ?

it's gnomeism.

I beg to differ. My only concern is their lack of chaise longue ......How can one cope?"

no chaise longue.did the gnome have a red face,it must have been black affronted.

oh shit,two colours,and a gnome.

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By *icesweetgirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

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