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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"To truly find yourself, try playing hide and seek alone" , Whatcha got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie making factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man who walks sides through a door with a hard on will always Bangkok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A foolish man listens to his heart, a wise man listens to his cookies

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie making factory "

that's brilliant! Can you imagine finding that

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By *ndiscoveredMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

Man that buys drowned cat has paid for wet pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie making factory

that's brilliant! Can you imagine finding that "

You wouldn't know what to do

Would you ignore it, ask where the cookies come from and make further enquiries?

If I worked in a such a factory I'd put messages such as this inside on purpose

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd probably really laugh for an hour, then I'd be thinking "what if?"

I'd end up having a crisis of conscience and playing out a load of scenarios in my head.

Unable to shake the feeling of impending doom and spending the rest of my life smothered in guilt over a poor cookie maker who may or may not have been trapped, and may or may not be dead, I take it to the police station already offering my wrists up for chuffing.

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