FabSwingers.com forum: Where is the smelliest place you have been to

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ever.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Jaywick

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A place I used to work at in bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coatbridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iraq

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Your ass

Hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rubbish tip

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

India. But it’s a delightful attack on your senses.

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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago

Telford

I used to have a mate and his house fuckin reeked

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Redcar.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Bridgewater use to pong terrible years ago. Now its a nice place to drive through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bangkok

thought i was going to throw up walking the streets at one point lol

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Glastonbury .... specifically the loos close to the pyramid stage.

Although some Indian or Asian markets come pretty fucking close

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I used to have a mate and his house fuckin reeked

We love smelly mates x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

One summer holiday my mum and dad hired a cottage on a farm where the kitchen window looked out on the dairy cow yard ...and our floor was a foot lower than their floor

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Port Harcourt Nigeria

You can smell it miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afghan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Al dahfra airbase UAE, 5 weeks of shitting in a hole used by 200 other people, inside a box on the edge of the desert in the peak of summer. 60+ degree turd in the air, and the locals regularly missed the hole.

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By *_DirectorMan
over a year ago

Middle of somewhere

The toilet at Sainsbury's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barcelona

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I've babysat some house cats homes that were not ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redcar. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tannery in Morocco

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The Barton area of Manchester near the Trafford Centre

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Barrow in Furness with an ex, the place stunk like a sewer. I never did admit that it was me, my bowels were foul that day.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"The Barton area of Manchester near the Trafford Centre

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Casablanca

I’ll never set foot in that shit hole ever again

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Casablanca

I’ll never set foot in that shit hole ever again

Liar

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Casablanca

I’ll never set foot in that shit hole ever again

Liar "

You couldn’t pay me enough to go

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Casablanca

I’ll never set foot in that shit hole ever again

Liar

You couldn’t pay me enough to go

Liar

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Casablanca

I’ll never set foot in that shit hole ever again

Liar

You couldn’t pay me enough to go

Liar "

T’is true

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Casablanca

I’ll never set foot in that shit hole ever again

Liar

You couldn’t pay me enough to go

Liar

T’is true "

Il come with you

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Dinky would say my arse the morning after a curry, stuffing her face into the pillow after one voluminous fart she declared in disgust even the pillows smelt like shit.

Delightful, I couldn't stop laughing

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By *nkydarlinWoman
over a year ago

coventry

I remember it well. So stunned by the stench i bought an air freshener for the next time

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I remember it well. So stunned by the stench i bought an air freshener for the next time

Says the lady the lady who slipped into the just washed sheets, watching me undress only to fart before I got in, giggling like a child.

Could only read this on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A customers car who had bladder issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bangladesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grimsby

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By *picMan
over a year ago

Petworth

Brighton sewer tour

Fascinating and was always fully booked

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Rotorua.

Worth it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rotorua.

Worth it though."

That place is minging

So much fun though

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Downwind of a chicken farm in Mumbai.

It was... ripe...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Rotorua.

Worth it though.

That place is minging

So much fun though

Definitely. Fascinating

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Sewer Museum in Paris.

It's actually a thing.

We had a free pass.

The toilets were the freshest place there!

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By *nkydarlinWoman
over a year ago

coventry

Pay back lol shame not up to your standard in volume and stench.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Bury St Edmunds Sugar Beet factory

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Iraq's smell literally hit you in the face when you stepped off the aircraft.

Though a penguin colony in the Falklands comes a close second.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The Jorvik Viking centre before they toned it down

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By *aul happyMan
over a year ago

tilgate crawley

brighton beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bridgewater use to pong terrible years ago. Now its a nice place to drive through. "
That was due to a cellophane factory that used to be there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work as a television engineer, often visiting customers homes. Been in a few filthy dirty smelly houses over the years. How people can live like that is beyond me.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Rotorua in New Zealand, lots of volcanic activity and nicknamed sulphur city

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Think it was Barcelona. On a cruise and one port went for a walk and found an alley with a fish mongers.. The heat, the fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barcelona ... think ALL the drains were blocked at once!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Cardiff, when the hops are brewing at Brains Brewery

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neils Yard Dairy cheese shop in Covent Garden. Lasted about a minute before I had to leave

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Ever."

Well most men say it’s my fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tannery in Morocco

Yes - for me too when I first went 20 years ago to the one in Marrakesh. However I went to the one in Fes a couple of years ago and it didn’t smell much at all and the Medina was very clean and hygienic and the donkeys were well looked after and healthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably aldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Casablanca

I’ll never set foot in that shit hole ever again

Liar

You couldn’t pay me enough to go

Liar

Casablanca is the only place I have visited in Morocco that made me feel anxious for my safety. The people were not very friendly and anti British and we had rotten oranges thrown at us by some street kids. Everywhere else I have been the people were very friendly and helpful so I have never been back to Casablanca.

T’is true "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush shops

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Rotorua

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Narnia ...

Smelt like the back of an old wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once worked opposite a Halal abattoir, which was a treat at the height of summer.

I’ve also visited a sewerage treatment works.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Smelly Alley in Reading. Not sure if it would still be there.

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

Calais (France) absolutely stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morgue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work!!!

Have you ever changed a stoma bag? Has anyone been sick on your uniform?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hotel in Glasgow where they found a dead body after 3 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong emoji! It was not funny!

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By *ingmaster1Man
over a year ago

coulsdon

"Bangkok

thought i was going to throw up walking the streets at one point lol"

your right no wonder the thais all wear masks there mind you most of it is exhaust fumes except when you go down side roads and alleys then its food being cooked mainly i hate the place never stay there long overnight really closer to the old airport much prefer the new one closer to sin city (pattaya)

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

I used to work with this guy who was affectionately known as 'The Stinker'...when we had a meeting with him we'd linger outside the meeting room until he went in and then we'd all rush in to try and get the seats furthest away from him.

Barring that Great Yarmouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Prison cell. Not a thing I like to repeat

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Brixham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Port Talbot

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Rotorua in NZ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tannery in Morocco

Was just about to type this!

Gipping mode constantly engaged....

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

When I gave up smoking and after 6 weeks my sense of smell returned. Every city stank (especially London)

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By *inky_Experimental_GuyMan
over a year ago

Reigate

Waddon

Used to live almost next door to the Paynes Poppet factory.

Never ate them again after living there.

Almost as bad as cleaning a flat in south london where a body had been there for 6 months in mid summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pig farm

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A gig at local pub before they banned smoking. I had to go outside every so often for air.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Work!!!

Have you ever changed a stoma bag? Has anyone been sick on your uniform? "

Yes I have - and I’ve got 3 kids and a big pup - so sick and poo are par for the course on a daily basis!

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

For a short time I worked for a waste company that collected rubbish from businesses in Aberdeen. Tuesdays and Thursdays was pick ups from the fish processing factories. The smell from those bins was horrendous.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Rotorua.

Worth it though."

This gets my vote. Rotten eggs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anfield.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The eco loos at Download festival. It’s one thing doing your bit for the environment but the smell was awful. The only saving grace was the reading material they provided.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Barton area of Manchester near the Trafford Centre

I'm a season ticket holder for Salford Rugby who play next to the Barton Bridge. Strangely enough, in 8 years of playing there I've only smelt the sewers once, on a hot summer day. Even driving round the M60 I never notice it so maybe I've lost my sense of smell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mogden Lane isleworth! Smells like a festering dogs fart

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The Barton area of Manchester near the Trafford Centre

Every time I drive over the Barton Bridge, I smell it. I know I have a very sensitive sense of smell, but lots of people say they smell it too.........

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By *eema 1Man
over a year ago

Telford

The mens loos in a layby just south of Dorchester on A35..fukin disgusting..and last time vandalised too..you only go there if your bursting..no other toilets for yonks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The market in Birmingham

Incandescent will back me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The market in Birmingham

Incandescent will back me up

You mean the fish and meat market in Birmingham

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"The market in Birmingham

Incandescent will back me up

You mean the fish and meat market in Birmingham

Incandescents fish market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The market in Birmingham

Incandescent will back me up

You mean the fish and meat market in Birmingham

Incandescents fish market

Rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The market in Birmingham

Incandescent will back me up

You mean the fish and meat market in Birmingham

Incandescents fish market

Rude

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

"Your ass

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Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a toss up between Newcastle, Middlesborough and Hull

All reek of fat birds, desperation, smack, crack and shite.

I think Boro just about edges it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I read the title I thought it said smallest penis. Silly brain

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Grimsby Docks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Runcorn

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

A Garlic a bread factory and Grimsby.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Rotorua.

Worth it though.

This gets my vote. Rotten eggs!

Its really smelly isn’t it, but definitely worth it.

Theres a place up here almost as bad called Stoke Bardolf, I’m not sure but think there’s a maggot farm there. When the wind blows you can smell it up to 5 miles away. Definitely not worth it !

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Shanghai

Oh dorry not the smallest place is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

marrachech and tunis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single branch if "Lush" eerrrggghhkk

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Newcastle

Used to visit a research centre in the Uni, it looked into the breakdown of human feaces.

However as someone has mentioned on the way into Grimsby docks there was a fish processing plant you couldn’t drive past with your windows down in summer.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My teenagers bedroom or Dirka-dirkastan it’s a toss up.

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By *tarlord6969Man
over a year ago

stockport

A place called Hyde in tameside, although it's going back a few years now, they had a meat rendering plant at the far end of town and it absolutely stunk the whole area out. How anybody lived there was beyond me. Fortunately it's gone now, and there is just the normal tameside pong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger Hull occasionally stank to high heaven

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Right here in my lounge at mo dogs hum a bit sat next to me on sofa will light a yankee candle I think! X

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Rotorua probably, sulphur hence rotten eggs

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