FabSwingers.com forum: Rude place names

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll start:

Lickey End

I'll allow places or road/street names

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Cockermouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cockermouth

Like it

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Fanny bridges

There are a whole plethora of them around the UK, Bell end lane being one of my favourites, alas I believe it has since been renamed

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Wet Wang

Penistone

Both in Yorkshire

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By *ark7Man
over a year ago

Ireland

Muff, Co Donegal

Yeah, there is a scuba diving club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a place near Oldbury called bell end

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Cockermouth

Like it

Said the straight man

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

There's a Grope Lane in Shrewsbury - many towns used to have them, but most had their names changed in the C19th.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockermouth

I live in cockermouth

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Bassets Pole ?

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Bushy Common - Norfolk

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I used to live in a village in Hereford called Hampton Bishop

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

Pratts Bottom (Kent)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Upper Dicker and Lower Dicker in Sussex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha these are brilliant!!!

Wet Wang is my favourite so far - I should have offered a prize lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Cockermouth

I live in cockermouth "

Lucky you.xx

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Place beside me is called Bogside.

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

Fucking (yes really) in Austria

Apparently the town name sign (upon entering) keeps on getting stolen!

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By *reativecouplederbyCouple
over a year ago

Derby

Man we have loads in Derbyshire but the best have to be Ladyhole and Cock Intake

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Bell End in Northants.

The sign has been nicked by so many students over the years at one point they just painted it on the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Dick Institute in Ayrshire

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We used to live in Uckfield, on the River Uck. The road signs were continually defaced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piddle in the roaad

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)

There's a Wetwang in Yorkshire.

In a small rural Village near us there's a street called Cockshoot Close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonkle

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

"Cockermouth

I live in cockermouth "

Dam I was up there in July.... if I had known

Still need to see Wordsworth house/s, they are either closed or have massive queues... least I know who he is this time when visited as a14 year old with parents, at his grave I asked “so who was he then!”

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Turkey Cock Lane near Colchester always gives me a chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I also know of a Fockbury Lane and a Twatling Lane...they pronounce the second one Twotling because they're posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lower Swell

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By *xxLandNxxxCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

We’re not too far from Wiley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Place beside me is called Bogside."

I know it well!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Twatt, in Orkney.

There is no sign any more as it kept getting nicked so often!

Mrs TMN x

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Twatt

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I nearly lived in cockering lane

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Twatt, in Orkney.

There is no sign any more as it kept getting nicked so often!

Mrs TMN x"

Hahah snap!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Cockfosters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Dick Institute in Ayrshire"

Affectionately known as 'the dick' lol

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Upper piddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Upper piddle"

I know of a Wyre Piddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ecclefechan

Not very rude just always make me laugh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twatt, it's in Holland I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twatt, it's in Holland I think"

Or Orkney Isles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ecclefechan

Not very rude just always make me laugh lol"

How's it pronounced? Phonetically I mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I remember seeing Kunst in Hamburg once and chuckling on the train!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Bastardstown in Wexford.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ecclefechan

Not very rude just always make me laugh lol"

I used to drive pass it regularly on my way to Dundee, yes. It always made me chuckle. Balbeggie always made me smile too because it reminded me of ballbag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ecclefechan

Not very rude just always make me laugh lol

I used to drive pass it regularly on my way to Dundee, yes. It always made me chuckle. Balbeggie always made me smile too because it reminded me of ballbag

Chuckling here at Balbeggie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ecclefechan

Not very rude just always make me laugh lol

I used to drive pass it regularly on my way to Dundee, yes. It always made me chuckle. Balbeggie always made me smile too because it reminded me of ballbag

Chuckling here at Balbeggie"

I live near a village called Cockshutt

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Littlehampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bell end

Blackheath.

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Crossbush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandy balls

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Couple of towns.

Fingeringhoe near Colchester

Three Holes in Cambridgeshire.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I live near a Slag Lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick lane

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Shaftesbury and Shaftesbury Avenue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shaftesbury and Shaftesbury Avenue"

I lived in Shaftesbury Close...forgot that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ecclefechan

Not very rude just always make me laugh lol

How's it pronounced? Phonetically I mean

Ecclefekin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock of Arran

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny Street, in Cardiff

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

In Hampshire there is

Upper, middle and lower Wallop

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By *uit steveMan
over a year ago

Wolves / Travelling

Fingringhoe

Yes it’s a real place

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A town in USA called intercourse.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There's a road near us called Cockshot Hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An area near me called cock alley

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By *uzyamCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Capstone in Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a town in India called Cumbum

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

One always knew when travelling in the car if one went through a village with aname that could be construed in any way sexually: sniggers would erupt from the back seats....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So many filthy place names!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We've never been, but Lesbos always sounds funny

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By *oliathMan
over a year ago

Ulverston

There’s a big posh house next to Windermere called ‘Dick intake’.

Makes me laugh every time I drive past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upperthong near Holmfirth, Yorkshire

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Pratts Bottom (Kent) "

Near Badgers Mount, I know it well.

Daddy Hole Plain is near me, I always find Wookey Hole amusing

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By *ly-FoxMan
over a year ago

mobile

Fingringhoe is my favourite

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By *ewey613Man
over a year ago

ottawa

Dildo, Newfoundland

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By *ornyforit5Man
over a year ago

On the Beach

Pub not far from me called Sally Pussy

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

There's a village in Lincolnshire called Ludford, which has a street called Fanny Hands Lane. Always makes me chuckle when I drive past.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

There’s White Knobs Way in Caterham, Surrey.

Think you need to relax your grip madam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockermouth

I live in cockermouth

Dam I was up there in July.... if I had known

Next time you up I could show you round lol

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We have a Fanny Street in Cardiff

Jo x

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By *havennaturistsCouple
over a year ago

Banff

Tongue

The shop there does a roaring trade in 'I Love Tongue' car stickers.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Hackballscross in Co. Louth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assmanshausen in Germany

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Assmanshausen in Germany

Don’t forget Wankum and of course every motorway junction leads to House fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Assmanshausen in Germany

Don’t forget Wankum and of course every motorway junction leads to House fart.

Very true

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

Minge Lane in Upton Upon Severn

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

"There's a place near Oldbury called bell end"

Bell End turns into Mincing Lane.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minge Lane in Upton Upon Severn"

Minge Lane lol...I'll have to go up there

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By *havennaturistsCouple
over a year ago

Banff

AB45 3YR The Bog.

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