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By *ackdaw52 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I just recently learned that "you're so tight" is quite the compliment to a partner. I think I'll start using it in my dates!

Me: Wow, you look lovely...and I bet your fanny feels like a mousetrap on one's penis.

Her: Aww, that's so sweet! Shall we order drinks?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

My husband is always telling his best mate that he’s ‘so tight’ I presumed it was because he runs his car on vegetable oil and never gets a round of drinks in. Maybe I should question the intimacy of their friendship.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Who could resist

Take a bag of frozen peas just in case.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You're so tight."

My first wife used to say that to me all the time.

Never realised she was being complimentary.

I thought it was just because I wouldn't buy her a new handbag every week.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is hilarious.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

The friction burn is a bitch though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop stealing my moves

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Tighter than a crabs crack over here

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By *ackdaw52 OP   Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Tighter than a crabs crack over here "

I'll remember that next time I lose my bottle opener.

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"Tighter than a crabs crack over here

I'll remember that next time I lose my bottle opener."

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nah when someone says your tight it means you a miserable fecker who doesn’t spend brass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tighter than a Mouses ear

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens

Uptight? Same thing?

"You like it up tight?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha yes it is, but actually being tight means I can't hook up with hung guys so it's not all fun!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Haha yes it is, but actually being tight means I can't hook up with hung guys so it's not all fun!"

Yep. Pelvic floor dysfunction here. Big willies hurt!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a leprechaun and orders 3 pints.

The ostrich gets the second round but when those are finished the leprechaun refuses to buy a round and tells the other two to fuck off.

The barman is fascinated and has to ask the man what is going on.

The man tells him that he rescued a fairy who then gave him a wish

" What did you wish for?" asked the barman

"A big bird with a tight wee cunt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not tight, just full" is the correct response, boost his ego a little ;-p

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My husband is always telling his best mate that he’s ‘so tight’ I presumed it was because he runs his car on vegetable oil and never gets a round of drinks in. Maybe I should question the intimacy of their friendship. "

I'd recommend that you do, he is bi after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tighter than a nun's chuff!!!

Always made me smile that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As tight as a nuns chuff !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tighter than a ducks arse , and that’s water tight !

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By *lasterman2000Man
over a year ago

Skipton


"Tighter than a crabs crack over here

I'll remember that next time I lose my bottle opener."

Some comments make me snort laugh...this was one of them

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By *lasterman2000Man
over a year ago

Skipton


""I'm not tight, just full" is the correct response, boost his ego a little ;-p "

Bless you, you gorgeous lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snap lol"

Haha great minds

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Prefer the company of tight arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tighter than a Nats ass hole

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