FabSwingers.com forum: The late late nocturnal thread

By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Carrying ladders? Wearing a hat? Wearing a polka dot bikini? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.*

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread."

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke)

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

oooooo extra time KC, you're a pro at this!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

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By *isterSparksMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Thread too long, lol most fun I've had via fab in a long time tbh... should be a feature

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke)"

Rhinestone Cowboy was sung by Glenn Campbell

Welcome back and congratulations on being our second first poster tonight

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"oooooo extra time KC, you're a pro at this!

I've learned from the best *nods*

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

That we did, you and your hat might have helped

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke)

Rhinestone Cowboy was sung by Glenn Campbell

Welcome back and congratulations on being our second first poster tonight

I’ve always wanted to be a second first poster. I feel like I’ve achieved something now.

And Mike Harding was a comedian from the north west that sang a song called Rochdale cowboy. A parody. Old comedian, probably dead now.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Thread too long, lol most fun I've had via fab in a long time tbh... should be a feature

The late late nocturnal thread is here almost every night, it's just more professionally hosted by actual pros. We're simply keeping the seat warm

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke)

Rhinestone Cowboy was sung by Glenn Campbell

Welcome back and congratulations on being our second first poster tonight

I’ve always wanted to be a second first poster. I feel like I’ve achieved something now.

And Mike Harding was a comedian from the north west that sang a song called Rochdale cowboy. A parody. Old comedian, probably dead now. "

Well, you have achieved your dream tonight, Nin - nice one!

A quick search engine search tells us Mr Harding is very hardy and not yet pushing up the daisies

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By *attM73Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke)"
Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here

Work? What's work?!

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By *attM73Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke)

Rhinestone Cowboy was sung by Glenn Campbell

Welcome back and congratulations on being our second first poster tonight

I’ve always wanted to be a second first poster. I feel like I’ve achieved something now.

And Mike Harding was a comedian from the north west that sang a song called Rochdale cowboy. A parody. Old comedian, probably dead now. "
. No he’s still going my friend knows him well

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding "

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here

Work? What's work?!

Yeah thats what i normally say to be honest i just get an appearance fee now

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding "

Bonus points to that man. I loved Mike Harding. When I was a kid I would sneak my dads Mike Harding records into my room and listen to them.

My fav was the story about his dad and the car, and cracking eggs into the radiator.

Good to know he’s still with us too

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here

Work? What's work?!

Yeah thats what i normally say to be honest i just get an appearance fee now

Since at least June that is...

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here

Work? What's work?!

Yeah thats what i normally say to be honest i just get an appearance fee now

We can't all be celebs off the telly, Martyn

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Bonus points to that man. I loved Mike Harding. When I was a kid I would sneak my dads Mike Harding records into my room and listen to them.

My fav was the story about his dad and the car, and cracking eggs into the radiator.

Good to know he’s still with us too "

As far as comedy poetry/music etc figures go, Stan Boardman is the sort of thing I grew up with

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Dont know what you mean i should really be doing some work here

Work? What's work?!

Yeah thats what i normally say to be honest i just get an appearance fee now

We can't all be celebs off the telly, Martyn

I wouldnt quite gonas far as celeb

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though."

It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Holy fuck this thread gets out of control. Go away to check messages and boom, the thread has gone mental. Ha ha

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.

It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think

A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.

It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think

Starbucks hadn't made it further than London by then I don't think....

And it sounds like there is still nowhere to pee at 3am then. Darn

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.

It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think

A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know

They probably have toilets.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Holy fuck this thread gets out of control. Go away to check messages and boom, the thread has gone mental. Ha ha "

We don't call it nocturnal nonsense for no reason, my friend

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.

It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think

A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know

They probably have toilets."

Yeah they do

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.

It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think

Starbucks hadn't made it further than London by then I don't think....

And it sounds like there is still nowhere to pee at 3am then. Darn"

Of course there is i stopped on the way back from Manchester once

about 3 am and needed a wee wee

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.

It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think

A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know

They probably have toilets.

Yeah they do

So what's your brother's address?

Asking for a friend obvs. For next time they're there needing a wee at 3am.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.

It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think

Starbucks hadn't made it further than London by then I don't think....

And it sounds like there is still nowhere to pee at 3am then. Darn

Of course there is i stopped on the way back from Manchester once

about 3 am and needed a wee wee

Oh did you now. Mine was a Wednesday though

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.

It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think

Starbucks hadn't made it further than London by then I don't think....

And it sounds like there is still nowhere to pee at 3am then. Darn

Of course there is i stopped on the way back from Manchester once

about 3 am and needed a wee wee

Manchester is a whole different kettle of fish though

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

So what town are we all passing through next?

Can I nominate Milton Keynes?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.

It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think

A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know

They probably have toilets.

Yeah they do

So what's your brother's address?

Asking for a friend obvs. For next time they're there needing a wee at 3am."

Dont know just know how to get there

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"So what town are we all passing through next?

Can I nominate Milton Keynes? "

Hmmmmmm, what about all the roundabouts?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus."

Do you think Shrewsbury is feeling left out?

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"So what town are we all passing through next?

Can I nominate Milton Keynes?

Hmmmmmm, what about all the roundabouts?"

Oh those roundabouts. And those bloody straight roads.

However, lots of toilets.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

Rindstone cowboy, wasn’t that Mike Harding? (I’ll be amazed if anyone gets that joke) Rochdale Cowboy was Mike Harding

Good evening Matt and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Thank you for bringing your little book of facts about Rochdale - it's a while since I was last in that neck of the woods

Oooo my brother lives in Rochdale

Once upon a long time ago, I lived in Rochdale too

I drove through Rochdale once. There were no toilets open. It was about 3 in the morning in the late 90s though.

It's got a Starbucks now but otherwise it's not changed I don't think

A new housing estate near a morrisons thats all i know

They probably have toilets.

Yeah they do

So what's your brother's address?

Asking for a friend obvs. For next time they're there needing a wee at 3am.

Dont know just know how to get there

Hopeless.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"So what town are we all passing through next?

Can I nominate Milton Keynes?

Hmmmmmm, what about all the roundabouts?

Oh those roundabouts. And those bloody straight roads.

However, lots of toilets. "

I do prefer a curve in my road and a good old fashioned junction with fifteen different traffic light configurations and no right hand filter

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So what town are we all passing through next?

Can I nominate Milton Keynes?

Hmmmmmm, what about all the roundabouts?

Oh those roundabouts. And those bloody straight roads.

However, lots of toilets. "

I've been to Milton Keynes! Many many roundabouts.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus."

We found love in a hopless place

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

*hopeless*

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"So what town are we all passing through next?

Can I nominate Milton Keynes?

Hmmmmmm, what about all the roundabouts?

Oh those roundabouts. And those bloody straight roads.

However, lots of toilets.

I've been to Milton Keynes! Many many roundabouts."

My dad used to work in Milton keynes

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn

Yeah it has to be good for something though really because the roads will break any car

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

*hopeless*

Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn

Not just Rochdale tbf

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn

Yeah it has to be good for something though really because the roads will break any car

The town will break any spirit

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

*hopeless*

Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale

Oh really school day again

i tend not to go all that often

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn

Not just Rochdale tbf"

No the Rock always raises his eyebrow at me

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn

Yeah it has to be good for something though really because the roads will break any car

The town will break any spirit

No i would fuck its shit right up

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

*hopeless*

Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale

Oh really school day again

i tend not to go all that often

Every day's a school day Martyn

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

Rochdale is raising it's eyebrow at that, Martyn

Yeah it has to be good for something though really because the roads will break any car

The town will break any spirit

No i would fuck its shit right up

Fighting talk, goodness. The nocturnal thread hasn't seen the like of it before

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

*hopeless*

Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale

Oh really school day again

i tend not to go all that often

Every day's a school day Martyn

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

*hopeless*

Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale

Oh really school day again

i tend not to go all that often

Every day's a school day Martyn

Of course it is, i miss school

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Caught you batman

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Jim! They led me astray!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Who is this, lurking on the late late thread?!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Jim! They led me astray!"

With a belt

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

*hopeless*

Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale

Oh really school day again

i tend not to go all that often

Every day's a school day Martyn

Of course it is, i miss school

We provide a comprehensive education here

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Jim! They led me astray!

With a belt

Best way!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it"

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught you batman

Chase me! Chase me!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Who knew Rochdale could be the thing we all coalesce around?

Martyn found a housing estate.

Posh didn't find a wee.

Nin did his shopping.

And I went to my first school there.

Good old Rochdale, home of the Co-operative movement

Bless thee Rochdale.... bringing us together thus.

We found love in a hopless place

*hopeless*

Actually Hopless is apt. Hopwood Hall is a spooky old manor house in Rochdale

Oh really school day again

i tend not to go all that often

Every day's a school day Martyn

Of course it is, i miss school

We provide a comprehensive education here

Yeah of course

just still miss school i loved school

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Caught you batman

Chase me! Chase me!"

Here comes Superman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim! They led me astray!"

Outrageous nocturnal behaviour.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Caught you batman

Chase me! Chase me!"

Oh this IS exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is this, lurking on the late late thread?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight

I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Who is this, lurking on the late late thread?!

Jim, you had a very long sit down wee. Was it the cola drink?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught you batman

Chase me! Chase me!

Here comes Superman

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight

I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling. "

We did get very well filled, yes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Caught you batman

Chase me! Chase me!

Here comes Superman

Caught you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is this, lurking on the late late thread?!

Jim, you had a very long sit down wee. Was it the cola drink?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught you batman

Chase me! Chase me!

Here comes Superman

Caught you

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight

I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.

We did get very well filled, yes

At one point Batman with five guys as well

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight

I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.

We did get very well filled, yes

At one point Batman with five guys as well

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Jim! They led me astray!

Outrageous nocturnal behaviour."

Tis. Definitely.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight

I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.

We did get very well filled, yes

At one point Batman with five guys as well

And a burger in fact. Got weird.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight

I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.

We did get very well filled, yes

At one point Batman with five guys as well

I believe its also known as air tight well with 3 any way

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight

I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.

We did get very well filled, yes

At one point Batman with five guys as well

And a burger in fact. Got weird.

Plus breakfast, belts and twat hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Nocturnal amigos, it may well be time for Mrs KC to get some beauty sleep ( God knows I need it!)

It's been a blast tonight and thank you for joining in. I shall hand back to Shrewsbury's finest

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

Dis the Sexy hatted twat

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale."

Every day is a school day, Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been eating scotch eggs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale.

Every day is a school day, Jim

Innit.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale."

Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight

I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.

We did get very well filled, yes

At one point Batman with five guys as well

And a burger in fact. Got weird.

Plus breakfast, belts and twat hats

Airtight, 5-way, burger breakfast with twats in hats from Rochdale. Sums it up really

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Nocturnal amigos, it may well be time for Mrs KC to get some beauty sleep ( God knows I need it!)

It's been a blast tonight and thank you for joining in. I shall hand back to Shrewsbury's finest

Get some well deserved sleep

we moved quickly but you did very well indeed

sweet dreams

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have you been eating scotch eggs?"

More like Scotch Bonnets. We're on fire tonight

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nocturnal amigos, it may well be time for Mrs KC to get some beauty sleep ( God knows I need it!)

It's been a blast tonight and thank you for joining in. I shall hand back to Shrewsbury's finest

Nanight Mrs KC. Give Mr a squidge and a smacker from me

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Jim, things have really bounced along quite quickly tonight

I know. I saw there was a late, late late nocturnal thread, I was going to say hello there. But you've all been busy filling.

We did get very well filled, yes

At one point Batman with five guys as well

And a burger in fact. Got weird.

Plus breakfast, belts and twat hats

Airtight, 5-way, burger breakfast with twats in hats from Rochdale. Sums it up really

All wrapped in a belt with plenty of booty and costume changes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

Dis the Sexy hatted twat

Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Nocturnal amigos, it may well be time for Mrs KC to get some beauty sleep ( God knows I need it!)

It's been a blast tonight and thank you for joining in. I shall hand back to Shrewsbury's finest

Nanight Mrs KC. Give Mr a squidge and a smacker from me

Ohhhhhh I'll give him a smack from you, Posh

Thank you everyone

*Hands back the helm of the good ship Nocturnal to Jim*

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

Dis the Sexy hatted twat

Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember

Thats right see my phone never lies to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale.

Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around

Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nocturnal amigos, it may well be time for Mrs KC to get some beauty sleep ( God knows I need it!)

It's been a blast tonight and thank you for joining in. I shall hand back to Shrewsbury's finest

Thanks for nocturnalling. Na night. x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nocturnal amigos, it may well be time for Mrs KC to get some beauty sleep ( God knows I need it!)

It's been a blast tonight and thank you for joining in. I shall hand back to Shrewsbury's finest

Nanight Mrs KC. Give Mr a squidge and a smacker from me

Ohhhhhh I'll give him a smack from you, Posh

Thank you everyone

*Hands back the helm of the good ship Nocturnal to Jim*"

Er.... hang on....

Ah well. He will probably enjoy that as much

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale.

Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around

Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex."

Nuneaton really isnt

although it was once mentioned on two pints of Lager and a packet of Crisps

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale.

Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around

Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex."

Rochdale has no 3am toilets on a Wednesday. Sussex does. But I don't know about Nuneaton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

Dis the Sexy hatted twat

Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember

This exchange has 52 emojis.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale.

Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around

Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex.

Rochdale has no 3am toilets on a Wednesday. Sussex does. But I don't know about Nuneaton "

Nuneaton is the toilet

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

Dis the Sexy hatted twat

Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember

This exchange has 52 emojis."

That's because Martyn was slacking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

Dis the Sexy hatted twat

Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember

Thats right see my phone never lies to me

This exchange has 53 emojis.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

Dis the Sexy hatted twat

Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember

This exchange has 52 emojis."

Thats because i do love a great emoji well its fab an emoji

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale.

Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around

Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex.

Rochdale has no 3am toilets on a Wednesday. Sussex does. But I don't know about Nuneaton

Nuneaton is the toilet

Ah ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

Dis the Sexy hatted twat

Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember

This exchange has 52 emojis.

That's because Martyn was slacking.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

Dis the Sexy hatted twat

Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember

This exchange has 52 emojis.

That's because Martyn was slacking.

I know right proper slacking as well better get my emoji on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale.

Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around

Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex.

Rochdale has no 3am toilets on a Wednesday. Sussex does. But I don't know about Nuneaton

Nuneaton is the toilet

Martyn!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

Dis the Sexy hatted twat

Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember

This exchange has 52 emojis.

That's because Martyn was slacking.

I know right proper slacking as well better get my emoji on

Yeah. Slacker

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"I never knew Martyn's brother lives in Rochdale.

Yeah i have one in Rochdale, one in Nuneaton and my mums in sussex we are slowly moving around

Rochdale and Nuneaton are fine towns. I've not enjoyed the joy of Sussex.

Rochdale has no 3am toilets on a Wednesday. Sussex does. But I don't know about Nuneaton

Nuneaton is the toilet

Martyn!"

What, you know me always speak a truth Jim

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Tell you we filled that pretty quick with some nonsense

Mainly you....

And you had expert help with the hat choosing

Yeah first came the belt then came the hat

Those were the days when you used to follow instructions well *sighs, remembering*

Now you give them

Thats because i was a good boy back then now i have a rider and everything

Just how you like it though

Much much better

What my rider or giving you orders

Um. Both?

Ok fair enough

ill continue then

Please do sir

Ok i will

now get me my sara lee double chocolate gateu and double thick cream and dont forget the triffle please

thank you

Ok. But as I have no car you may have to come get it

Hang on its my rider

You want it you have to come get it. That's the point of a rider. It's a bribe to get you to go somewhere

Nope my rider its also got the place i consume it on it as well.

How very saucy of it

Yeah i put the double thick cream on it

And no get out the gutter i never waste sweet puddings me

I said nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sweet angel me was silent then

You angel

Yep. I have pictures to prove it

And i have a whole 512 GB phone that saya completly the opposite

Nooooooo. Wasn't me. Mostly.

It was you told me to do it and then sent me things

Er. New phone. Who dis?

Dis the Sexy hatted twat

Oh you! Yeah. I told and then sent. I remember

This exchange has 52 emojis.

That's because Martyn was slacking.

I know right proper slacking as well better get my emoji on

Yeah. Slacker

Sorry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Martyn. Put that damn hat away.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Martyn. Put that damn hat away. "

No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Martyn. Put that damn hat away.

No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody

I noticed. Now put it away....

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Martyn. Put that damn hat away.

No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody

I noticed. Now put it away....

Not what you normally to do

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Martyn. Put that damn hat away.

No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody

I noticed. Now put it away....

Not what you normally to do

*tell me*

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Martyn. Put that damn hat away.

No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody

I noticed. Now put it away....

Not what you normally to do

*tell me*

The hat. Just the hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this nocturnal chatting, and no Jamie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm craving something sweet.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm craving something sweet."

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.

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over a year ago

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen."

Yes please can I have some?

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over a year ago

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen."

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.

Yes please can I have some?"

If you go get them. They're all the way in there and I'm feeling lazy.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.

And milk bottle chewy thingys.

Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.

And milk bottle chewy thingys.

Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well."

I'm in a chocolate mood.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.

And milk bottle chewy thingys.

Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.

I'm in a chocolate mood."

You have the buttons then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.

And milk bottle chewy thingys.

Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.

I'm in a chocolate mood.

You have the buttons then.

Thank you very much.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.

And milk bottle chewy thingys.

Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.

I'm in a chocolate mood.

You have the buttons then.

Thank you very much."

Any time Jim. Sharing is caring after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.

And milk bottle chewy thingys.

Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.

I'm in a chocolate mood.

You have the buttons then.

Thank you very much.

Any time Jim. Sharing is caring after all

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hello ninja man

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Hello ninja man"

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.

And milk bottle chewy thingys.

Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.

I'm in a chocolate mood.

You have the buttons then.

Thank you very much.

Any time Jim. Sharing is caring after all

Thats what fucked the world up though

the milk bottles are mine

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hello ninja man

Is it very early or very late?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.

And milk bottle chewy thingys.

Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.

I'm in a chocolate mood.

You have the buttons then.

Thank you very much.

Any time Jim. Sharing is caring after all

Thats what fucked the world up though

the milk bottles are mine

Lucky I like haribo really

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Martyn. Put that damn hat away.

No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody

I noticed. Now put it away....

Not what you normally to do

*tell me*

The hat. Just the hat

Oooo i have that one as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good moooooooooooooooooorning, PP. Happy Friday.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"All this nocturnal chatting, and no Jamie."

I think she had an early night

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Hello ninja man

Is it very early or very late?

Late for you lot, morning glory for me

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"I'm craving something sweet.

I have chocolate buttons in the kitchen.

And milk bottle chewy thingys.

Apparently there is a packet of haribo as well.

I'm in a chocolate mood.

You have the buttons then.

Thank you very much.

Any time Jim. Sharing is caring after all

Thats what fucked the world up though

the milk bottles are mine

Lucky I like haribo really

Well it is really isnt it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Martyn. Put that damn hat away.

No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody

I noticed. Now put it away....

Not what you normally to do

*tell me*

The hat. Just the hat

Oooo i have that one as well

I meant put the sodding hat away!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hello ninja man

Is it very early or very late?

Late for you lot, morning glory for me

Oooooooooh glorious

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

"Martyn. Put that damn hat away.

No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody

I noticed. Now put it away....

Not what you normally to do

*tell me*

The hat. Just the hat

Oooo i have that one as well

I meant put the sodding hat away!

I think its still in my car actually

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Martyn. Put that damn hat away.

No i got it back out with the pic you did for me while i was driving to see a special somebody

I noticed. Now put it away....

Not what you normally to do

*tell me*

The hat. Just the hat

Oooo i have that one as well

I meant put the sodding hat away!

I think its still in my car actually

Been there weeks now!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Bye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All this nocturnal chatting, and no Jamie.

I think she had an early night "

The conversation went round to eggs last night. I did egg and hen facts. That's eggs and animals, seamlessly linking the chat to animals. She buggered off and never saw the egg and hen facts. I hope she had a nice carbonara.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Or she got bored

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