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The very late late nocturnal thread - the Jim's having a sit down wee special

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're NOT listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is not Jim, this is not Jim.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.*

*Disclaimer: text shamelessly plagiarised from the proper nocturnal thread.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hello

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Martyn

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening Yasmeen, how are you this fine nocturnal evening?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Good evening Yasmeen, how are you this fine nocturnal evening? "

Ok howd you xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Hows

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Yasmeen, how are you this fine nocturnal evening?

Ok howd you xx"

We're good thank you. Very tired after a long and hectic working day, but good.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Good evening Yasmeen, how are you this fine nocturnal evening?

Ok howd you xx

We're good thank you. Very tired after a long and hectic working day, but good."

Xxx

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby

Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Martyn "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Martyn "

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do you think we left it a bit late to try and do justice to the thread?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day "

Good evening Martyn who is suited, booted and workin'. How's today treated you?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Do you think we left it a bit late to try and do justice to the thread? "

Carry on xx

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Do you think we left it a bit late to try and do justice to the thread?

Carry on xx"

Oh we shall and thank you for the encouragement. There's big blue boots to fill

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Evening!

Not up to much apart from talking too much bollocks on the forum and wondering if I'll get the 2 more Fabs I need to make it to 69 this week

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Do you think we left it a bit late to try and do justice to the thread? "

I think it will pick up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops my head in the door.. evening guys xx

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening!

Not up to much apart from talking too much bollocks on the forum and wondering if I'll get the 2 more Fabs I need to make it to 69 this week "

Good evening Cockosaurus and thank you for joining this hastily convened and utterly plagiarised nocturnal thread. Jim's otherwise engaged tonight.....

Bollocks and 69 sound right up our street - have to free Fab

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By *hePolyMathMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

Good evening all. I'm just nodding off, so good night all xxx

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pops my head in the door.. evening guys xx"

Oh come in, come in, come in, Cute and Sassy! Would you like a nice cup of tea?

How's your day been?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening all. I'm just nodding off, so good night all xxx"

Good evening Polymath and thanks for not nodding off before we've had a chance to say buenas noches, at least. It's nice to see you, to see you!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Pops my head in the door.. evening guys xx"

Evening! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops my head in the door.. evening guys xx

Oh come in, come in, come in, Cute and Sassy! Would you like a nice cup of tea?

How's your day been?"

Have a hot choc if youve got one lover xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops my head in the door.. evening guys xx

Evening! X"

Hello there handsome. You well?? X

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Pops my head in the door.. evening guys xx

Oh come in, come in, come in, Cute and Sassy! Would you like a nice cup of tea?

How's your day been?

Have a hot choc if youve got one lover xx"

I think we can rustle up a hot choccy - cream and marshmallows?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Do you think we left it a bit late to try and do justice to the thread?

Carry on xx

Oh we shall and thank you for the encouragement. There's big blue boots to fill "

Xxx

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Pops my head in the door.. evening guys xx

Evening! X

Hello there handsome. You well?? X "

Not too bad thank you, but looking forward to the weekend.

Hope you are well x

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Do you think we left it a bit late to try and do justice to the thread?

Carry on xx

Oh we shall and thank you for the encouragement. There's big blue boots to fill

Xxx"

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Hello sunshines how are you all?

KC nice to see your gorgeous booty filling Jim's blue boots

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day "

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello sunshines how are you all?

KC nice to see your gorgeous booty filling Jim's blue boots "

Good evening Bootyful! It's splendid to see your sexy booty appreciating my booty that's filling Jim's boots

Have you had a bootyful day?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn "

Are you in charge of the comedy this evening then Booty?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And evening KC....and nocturnallers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everybody; just dropped in and seeing how you lovely peeps are

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers "

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Hello sunshines how are you all?

KC nice to see your gorgeous booty filling Jim's blue boots

Good evening Bootyful! It's splendid to see your sexy booty appreciating my booty that's filling Jim's boots

Have you had a bootyful day?"

Hehe of course

My day has been okay yes, mainly working! Not so fun What about yourself?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Evening. We're all behaving I see, last time Jim or ash wasn't here it was carnage

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

Are you in charge of the comedy this evening then Booty? "

Hehe I thought it was a good one

How are you doing sunshine?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening everybody; just dropped in and seeing how you lovely peeps are "

Good evening Danny and welcome to the plastic late late nocturnal thread. Our usual host is indisposed and so it's us talking nocturnal nonsense tonight.

How's your day been?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening. We're all behaving I see, last time Jim or ash wasn't here it was carnage "

Good evening Magneto - we've taken lessons from the best and hope we do our proper hosts justice. We couldn't be seen dead in Shrewsbury again if we cock this up

How are you today?

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

Having a late night perv xx

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello sunshines how are you all?

KC nice to see your gorgeous booty filling Jim's blue boots

Good evening Bootyful! It's splendid to see your sexy booty appreciating my booty that's filling Jim's boots

Have you had a bootyful day?

Hehe of course

My day has been okay yes, mainly working! Not so fun What about yourself? "

We've both done a very long working day too, so empathy there from us! We have a long weekend booked though, so hopefully some downtime briefly!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Evening. We're all behaving I see, last time Jim or ash wasn't here it was carnage

Good evening Magneto - we've taken lessons from the best and hope we do our proper hosts justice. We couldn't be seen dead in Shrewsbury again if we cock this up

How are you today?"

Haha you'll do great. Yeah I'm fine. Checking Amazon for bargains.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Having a late night perv xx"

Good evening Gowiththeflow, and welcome to the very late late nocturnal thread, which tonight is not being broadcast from its usual studios.

Has your perving been productive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, work again till morn passing time

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening. We're all behaving I see, last time Jim or ash wasn't here it was carnage

Good evening Magneto - we've taken lessons from the best and hope we do our proper hosts justice. We couldn't be seen dead in Shrewsbury again if we cock this up

How are you today?

Haha you'll do great. Yeah I'm fine. Checking Amazon for bargains. "

Are you seeking anything specific on Amazon, or is that classified information?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all, work again till morn passing time "

Good evening Couple4unicorn and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense! How are things in Bury St Edmunds?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Good evening Martyn who is suited, booted and workin'. How's today treated you? "

To be fair i do love to get all suited and buited today has been the same as yesterday and i know will be the same as tomorrow im not feeling great if im honest everytime i think im getting somewhere bang back around we go to start agin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, work again till morn passing time

Good evening Couple4unicorn and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense! How are things in Bury St Edmunds?"

cold! thank f inside 2nite tho apart from checks doin. How's it Ur end?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Evening. We're all behaving I see, last time Jim or ash wasn't here it was carnage "

Does this mean you're the one that brings the carnage Magneto?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone hope all is well.

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn "

I am trying not to but have some things to get done so will pop in and out

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


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Have you had a bootyful day?

Hehe of course

My day has been okay yes, mainly working! Not so fun What about yourself?

We've both done a very long working day too, so empathy there from us! We have a long weekend booked though, so hopefully some downtime briefly! "

Oh lush! Where are you going for your long weekend? Is it just for a wee break yeah?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Good evening Martyn who is suited, booted and workin'. How's today treated you?

To be fair i do love to get all suited and buited today has been the same as yesterday and i know will be the same as tomorrow im not feeling great if im honest everytime i think im getting somewhere bang back around we go to start agin "

You know we your suits and your boots, Martyn. The other bit doesn't sound so cheery - you know where our inbox is. Hope we're not reading between the lines and coming up with mud in our hair?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all, work again till morn passing time

Good evening Couple4unicorn and welcome to this nocturnal nonsense! How are things in Bury St Edmunds? cold! thank f inside 2nite tho apart from checks doin. How's it Ur end? "

Our end is cold too, but this KC is tucked up in bed! Thank you for joining us

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening everyone hope all is well."

Good evening Kynaric and thank you for crossing the Atlantic Ocean to join us on the nocturnal thread

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

I am trying not to but have some things to get done so will pop in and out "

Hehe well I hope you get to relax at some point

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Have you had a bootyful day?

Hehe of course

My day has been okay yes, mainly working! Not so fun What about yourself?

We've both done a very long working day too, so empathy there from us! We have a long weekend booked though, so hopefully some downtime briefly!

Oh lush! Where are you going for your long weekend? Is it just for a wee break yeah? "

I think the furthest we'll get is the living room! Lockdown here means no trips away sadly, although that was the original plan. We're just going to do very little and maybe........

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others "

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!"

Maybe Booty can give me some stand-up lessons

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"

Have you had a bootyful day?

Hehe of course

My day has been okay yes, mainly working! Not so fun What about yourself?

We've both done a very long working day too, so empathy there from us! We have a long weekend booked though, so hopefully some downtime briefly!

Oh lush! Where are you going for your long weekend? Is it just for a wee break yeah?

I think the furthest we'll get is the living room! Lockdown here means no trips away sadly, although that was the original plan. We're just going to do very little and maybe........ "

Oh yeah, doh!! Silly me!

But actually that sounds pretty amazing and I imagine a lot of fun

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

Are you in charge of the comedy this evening then Booty?

Hehe I thought it was a good one

How are you doing sunshine? "

It was the highlight of the last 24 hours. But I'm on a lot of pain meds so it might not have been as funny as I thought

And that should answer the question as well really. I'm mostly sulking. How are you treacle? X

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Maybe Booty can give me some stand-up lessons "

I'm holding back the pervy comments....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Evening. We're all behaving I see, last time Jim or ash wasn't here it was carnage

Good evening Magneto - we've taken lessons from the best and hope we do our proper hosts justice. We couldn't be seen dead in Shrewsbury again if we cock this up

How are you today?

Haha you'll do great. Yeah I'm fine. Checking Amazon for bargains.

Are you seeking anything specific on Amazon, or is that classified information?"

Highly classified top secret eyes only. Shhh.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Have you had a bootyful day?

Hehe of course

My day has been okay yes, mainly working! Not so fun What about yourself?

We've both done a very long working day too, so empathy there from us! We have a long weekend booked though, so hopefully some downtime briefly!

Oh lush! Where are you going for your long weekend? Is it just for a wee break yeah?

I think the furthest we'll get is the living room! Lockdown here means no trips away sadly, although that was the original plan. We're just going to do very little and maybe........

Oh yeah, doh!! Silly me!

But actually that sounds pretty amazing and I imagine a lot of fun "

Technically we should tidy the house, but........... nah!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!"

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Maybe Booty can give me some stand-up lessons

I'm holding back the pervy comments.... "

And why might that be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening. We're all behaving I see, last time Jim or ash wasn't here it was carnage

Good evening Magneto - we've taken lessons from the best and hope we do our proper hosts justice. We couldn't be seen dead in Shrewsbury again if we cock this up

How are you today?

Haha you'll do great. Yeah I'm fine. Checking Amazon for bargains.

Are you seeking anything specific on Amazon, or is that classified information?

Highly classified top secret eyes only. Shhh. "

What about my eyes, I'm told they're pretty ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone hope all is well.

Good evening Kynaric and thank you for crossing the Atlantic Ocean to join us on the nocturnal thread "

It's blu his ass is watching the mandalorian lol.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

Are you in charge of the comedy this evening then Booty?

Hehe I thought it was a good one

How are you doing sunshine?

It was the highlight of the last 24 hours. But I'm on a lot of pain meds so it might not have been as funny as I thought

And that should answer the question as well really. I'm mostly sulking. How are you treacle? X"

Aww no! Sorry to hear that, as I can't be there in person I can offer virtual cuddles, hair stroking and snacks!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening "

Good evening Duchess, and how are things in Pornwall? Hopefully there's a happy ending to your day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Good evening Duchess, and how are things in Pornwall? Hopefully there's a happy ending to your day?"

Sleep I just need sleep

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead "

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening everyone hope all is well.

Good evening Kynaric and thank you for crossing the Atlantic Ocean to join us on the nocturnal thread

It's blu his ass is watching the mandalorian lol."

Apologies blu and thanks for being you! You've still travelled a long way to join us

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening

Good evening Duchess, and how are things in Pornwall? Hopefully there's a happy ending to your day?

Sleep I just need sleep "

Sleep would be a happy ending, eh? Shall we sing you a song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone hope all is well.

Good evening Kynaric and thank you for crossing the Atlantic Ocean to join us on the nocturnal thread

It's blu his ass is watching the mandalorian lol.

Apologies blu and thanks for being you! You've still travelled a long way to join us "

Baby yoda got to take quick peeks ??

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Good evening Martyn who is suited, booted and workin'. How's today treated you?

To be fair i do love to get all suited and buited today has been the same as yesterday and i know will be the same as tomorrow im not feeling great if im honest everytime i think im getting somewhere bang back around we go to start agin

You know we your suits and your boots, Martyn. The other bit doesn't sound so cheery - you know where our inbox is. Hope we're not reading between the lines and coming up with mud in our hair? "

I know you do may have to invest in a fee more just for you both oh and the fabulous DC as well

No its not great just need to try and change my groundhog day and da jar vue feeling is all but its hard when you get a sense of impending doom as well i think thats ok although dont let me stop you from getting mud in your hair

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

I am trying not to but have some things to get done so will pop in and out

Hehe well I hope you get to relax at some point "

Quite possibly at around 7 when i get home how are you doing anyway?

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over a year ago


"Good evening everybody; just dropped in and seeing how you lovely peeps are

Good evening Danny and welcome to the plastic late late nocturnal thread. Our usual host is indisposed and so it's us talking nocturnal nonsense tonight.

How's your day been?"

Not too bad; I've managed to get some leave for a couple of days; was going to head somewhere and have a complete break......... the local restrictions have put the brakes on that I'll still try and get up to something though. How's all there?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Good evening Martyn who is suited, booted and workin'. How's today treated you?

To be fair i do love to get all suited and buited today has been the same as yesterday and i know will be the same as tomorrow im not feeling great if im honest everytime i think im getting somewhere bang back around we go to start agin

You know we your suits and your boots, Martyn. The other bit doesn't sound so cheery - you know where our inbox is. Hope we're not reading between the lines and coming up with mud in our hair?

I know you do may have to invest in a fee more just for you both oh and the fabulous DC as well

No its not great just need to try and change my groundhog day and da jar vue feeling is all but its hard when you get a sense of impending doom as well i think thats ok although dont let me stop you from getting mud in your hair "

Tasty suit pics will always be gratefully perved upon

Like we said, you know where we are to chat if you need/want to. Hopefully things can only get better, eh?

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Good evening Martyn who is suited, booted and workin'. How's today treated you?

To be fair i do love to get all suited and buited today has been the same as yesterday and i know will be the same as tomorrow im not feeling great if im honest everytime i think im getting somewhere bang back around we go to start agin

You know we your suits and your boots, Martyn. The other bit doesn't sound so cheery - you know where our inbox is. Hope we're not reading between the lines and coming up with mud in our hair?

I know you do may have to invest in a fee more just for you both oh and the fabulous DC as well

No its not great just need to try and change my groundhog day and da jar vue feeling is all but its hard when you get a sense of impending doom as well i think thats ok although dont let me stop you from getting mud in your hair

Tasty suit pics will always be gratefully perved upon

Like we said, you know where we are to chat if you need/want to. Hopefully things can only get better, eh?"

Best have a word with my tailor then really hadnt i

Yeah i am sure they will get better just need to add a temporary line so im no longer going in full circles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cindi is horny and feeling naughty.

Send nudes

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening everybody; just dropped in and seeing how you lovely peeps are

Good evening Danny and welcome to the plastic late late nocturnal thread. Our usual host is indisposed and so it's us talking nocturnal nonsense tonight.

How's your day been?

Not too bad; I've managed to get some leave for a couple of days; was going to head somewhere and have a complete break......... the local restrictions have put the brakes on that I'll still try and get up to something though. How's all there? "

The story of your leave sounds like ours! We're also gearing up for a long weekend at Chez Home

Here is good generally, mainly work but that's life

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

Are you in charge of the comedy this evening then Booty?

Hehe I thought it was a good one

How are you doing sunshine?

It was the highlight of the last 24 hours. But I'm on a lot of pain meds so it might not have been as funny as I thought

And that should answer the question as well really. I'm mostly sulking. How are you treacle? X

Aww no! Sorry to hear that, as I can't be there in person I can offer virtual cuddles, hair stroking and snacks!"

I'll take them

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

I am trying not to but have some things to get done so will pop in and out

Hehe well I hope you get to relax at some point

Quite possibly at around 7 when i get home how are you doing anyway? "

Oh dear, that's not good!

I've been fine yeah, feel like I've no exciting things happening!

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Cindi is horny and feeling naughty.

Send nudes "

Good evening Cindi and thanks for popping in. We're sure some generous Fabbers will feed your need for nudes

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over a year ago


"Cindi is horny and feeling naughty.

Send nudes

Good evening Cindi and thanks for popping in. We're sure some generous Fabbers will feed your need for nudes "

Sorry I'm just being daft haha

Has Jim got the night off?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH "

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

Are you in charge of the comedy this evening then Booty?

Hehe I thought it was a good one

How are you doing sunshine?

It was the highlight of the last 24 hours. But I'm on a lot of pain meds so it might not have been as funny as I thought

And that should answer the question as well really. I'm mostly sulking. How are you treacle? X

Aww no! Sorry to hear that, as I can't be there in person I can offer virtual cuddles, hair stroking and snacks!

I'll take them "

*Brings snacks and joins you for cuddles in bed while stroking your hair and giving you a head massage*

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Cindi is horny and feeling naughty.

Send nudes

Good evening Cindi and thanks for popping in. We're sure some generous Fabbers will feed your need for nudes

Sorry I'm just being daft haha

Has Jim got the night off?"

Jim is having an extended sit down wee and Ash is washing his hair. We're sure your regular broadcast will be back on air soon and thank you for your patience during these technical issues

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

I am trying not to but have some things to get done so will pop in and out

Hehe well I hope you get to relax at some point

Quite possibly at around 7 when i get home how are you doing anyway?

Oh dear, that's not good!

I've been fine yeah, feel like I've no exciting things happening!

"

No but last one for the weekend so bonus

Oh no fine isnt acceptable now is it i am sure there will be plenty of exciting things coming

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that "

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that "

Hang on your supposed to back up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cindi is horny and feeling naughty.

Send nudes

Good evening Cindi and thanks for popping in. We're sure some generous Fabbers will feed your need for nudes

Sorry I'm just being daft haha

Has Jim got the night off?

Jim is having an extended sit down wee and Ash is washing his hair. We're sure your regular broadcast will be back on air soon and thank you for your patience during these technical issues "

.....and now back to Kinky Couple in the studio with our sports update

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Cindi is horny and feeling naughty.

Send nudes

Good evening Cindi and thanks for popping in. We're sure some generous Fabbers will feed your need for nudes

Sorry I'm just being daft haha

Has Jim got the night off?

Jim is having an extended sit down wee and Ash is washing his hair. We're sure your regular broadcast will be back on air soon and thank you for your patience during these technical issues

.....and now back to Kinky Couple in the studio with our sports update "

Ooooops, dropped the balls

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Hang on your supposed to back up "

I always get confused. That's why you keep me on a tight leash. Or belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/x9hZFyoqp7Q

Love this in these trying times

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

I am trying not to but have some things to get done so will pop in and out

Hehe well I hope you get to relax at some point

Quite possibly at around 7 when i get home how are you doing anyway?

Oh dear, that's not good!

I've been fine yeah, feel like I've no exciting things happening!

No but last one for the weekend so bonus

Oh no fine isnt acceptable now is it i am sure there will be plenty of exciting things coming "

Woohooo!! Less than 6 hours til freedom for you!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing "

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did....

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"https://youtu.be/x9hZFyoqp7Q

Love this in these trying times "

Oh, cheery

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did...."

Did he? I didn't notice

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Hang on your supposed to back up

I always get confused. That's why you keep me on a tight leash. Or belt "

Yeah the belt is always great for many a thing other than keeping trousers up

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

I am trying not to but have some things to get done so will pop in and out

Hehe well I hope you get to relax at some point

Quite possibly at around 7 when i get home how are you doing anyway?

Oh dear, that's not good!

I've been fine yeah, feel like I've no exciting things happening!

No but last one for the weekend so bonus

Oh no fine isnt acceptable now is it i am sure there will be plenty of exciting things coming

Woohooo!! Less than 6 hours til freedom for you! "

Yeah i know i cant wait might get a mcds breakfast on the way home

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did....

Did he? I didn't notice "

Me change the subject never

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

Are you in charge of the comedy this evening then Booty?

Hehe I thought it was a good one

How are you doing sunshine?

It was the highlight of the last 24 hours. But I'm on a lot of pain meds so it might not have been as funny as I thought

And that should answer the question as well really. I'm mostly sulking. How are you treacle? X

Aww no! Sorry to hear that, as I can't be there in person I can offer virtual cuddles, hair stroking and snacks!

I'll take them

*Brings snacks and joins you for cuddles in bed while stroking your hair and giving you a head massage* "

Awwww you're awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new profile pic

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Don't push the boat out too far with your fancy breakfast, Martyn

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Hang on your supposed to back up

I always get confused. That's why you keep me on a tight leash. Or belt

Yeah the belt is always great for many a thing other than keeping trousers up "

I vaguely recall. Show me again

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did....

Did he? I didn't notice

Me change the subject never "

Remember how I often end up losing my coffee when I laugh? Tis water right now. And it's all over my duvet.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don't push the boat out too far with your fancy breakfast, Martyn "

He promised me McDs breakfast once......

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My new profile pic

"

What an elegant itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini your todger has, Cindi

Words I never thought I'd combine in a sentence

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Don't push the boat out too far with your fancy breakfast, Martyn

He promised me McDs breakfast once...... "

Did he take you to Burger King instead?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did....

Did he? I didn't notice

Me change the subject never

Remember how I often end up losing my coffee when I laugh? Tis water right now. And it's all over my duvet."

At least it's not brown on your duvet

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Don't push the boat out too far with your fancy breakfast, Martyn "

I know right 2 breakfast rolls with no egg but extra bacon and sausage and 5 hashbrowns should do it

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Don't push the boat out too far with your fancy breakfast, Martyn

He promised me McDs breakfast once...... "

And i bought it for you so

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over a year ago


"My new profile pic

What an elegant itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini your todger has, Cindi

Words I never thought I'd combine in a sentence "

A friend did it for me, I'm not good with technology etc but this present is awesome

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did....

Did he? I didn't notice

Me change the subject never

Remember how I often end up losing my coffee when I laugh? Tis water right now. And it's all over my duvet."

Thats because i send you a certain pic when i know your holding coffee

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Hang on your supposed to back up

I always get confused. That's why you keep me on a tight leash. Or belt

Yeah the belt is always great for many a thing other than keeping trousers up

I vaguely recall. Show me again "

Ok please hold........

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Hang on your supposed to back up

I always get confused. That's why you keep me on a tight leash. Or belt

Yeah the belt is always great for many a thing other than keeping trousers up

I vaguely recall. Show me again

Ok please hold........ "

Ok remember now

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Don't push the boat out too far with your fancy breakfast, Martyn

I know right 2 breakfast rolls with no egg but extra bacon and sausage and 5 hashbrowns should do it "

I'm not a McDs fan, but hope you enjoy it

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My new profile pic

What an elegant itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini your todger has, Cindi

Words I never thought I'd combine in a sentence

A friend did it for me, I'm not good with technology etc but this present is awesome "

What better present could a friend give?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did....

Did he? I didn't notice

Me change the subject never

Remember how I often end up losing my coffee when I laugh? Tis water right now. And it's all over my duvet.

Thats because i send you a certain pic when i know your holding coffee "

Twat.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Hang on your supposed to back up

I always get confused. That's why you keep me on a tight leash. Or belt

Yeah the belt is always great for many a thing other than keeping trousers up

I vaguely recall. Show me again

Ok please hold........

Ok remember now "

Oh yeah..... I recall. This?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

I seem to recall this Posh, Martyn and McDs thing but my brain isn't filling the gaps

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Evening KC i would have done it but i am at work this evening and a little busy as well Hope your well and had a great day

Hope you're not working too hard Martyn

Are you in charge of the comedy this evening then Booty?

Hehe I thought it was a good one

How are you doing sunshine?

It was the highlight of the last 24 hours. But I'm on a lot of pain meds so it might not have been as funny as I thought

And that should answer the question as well really. I'm mostly sulking. How are you treacle? X

Aww no! Sorry to hear that, as I can't be there in person I can offer virtual cuddles, hair stroking and snacks!

I'll take them

*Brings snacks and joins you for cuddles in bed while stroking your hair and giving you a head massage*

Awwww you're awesome "

MWAH

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Don't push the boat out too far with your fancy breakfast, Martyn

I know right 2 breakfast rolls with no egg but extra bacon and sausage and 5 hashbrowns should do it

I'm not a McDs fan, but hope you enjoy it "

I do love the breakfast to be fair but burger king or five guys any day

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did....

Did he? I didn't notice

Me change the subject never

Remember how I often end up losing my coffee when I laugh? Tis water right now. And it's all over my duvet.

Thats because i send you a certain pic when i know your holding coffee

Twat."

Ill send it again

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Hang on your supposed to back up

I always get confused. That's why you keep me on a tight leash. Or belt

Yeah the belt is always great for many a thing other than keeping trousers up

I vaguely recall. Show me again

Ok please hold........

Ok remember now

Oh yeah..... I recall. This? "

Yeah thats the one

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Don't push the boat out too far with your fancy breakfast, Martyn

I know right 2 breakfast rolls with no egg but extra bacon and sausage and 5 hashbrowns should do it

I'm not a McDs fan, but hope you enjoy it

I do love the breakfast to be fair but burger king or five guys any day "

Ummmmmmm I('d) like Five Guys

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Don't push the boat out too far with your fancy breakfast, Martyn

I know right 2 breakfast rolls with no egg but extra bacon and sausage and 5 hashbrowns should do it

I'm not a McDs fan, but hope you enjoy it

I do love the breakfast to be fair but burger king or five guys any day

Ummmmmmm I('d) like Five Guys "

I cant even say i mean the burger can i really

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did....

Did he? I didn't notice

Me change the subject never

Remember how I often end up losing my coffee when I laugh? Tis water right now. And it's all over my duvet.

Thats because i send you a certain pic when i know your holding coffee

Twat.

Ill send it again "

Twat

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous "

Ours was from the hoodie special

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did....

Did he? I didn't notice

Me change the subject never

Remember how I often end up losing my coffee when I laugh? Tis water right now. And it's all over my duvet.

Thats because i send you a certain pic when i know your holding coffee

Twat.

Ill send it again

Twat "

Ill change my profile again if you carry on as well

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous "

Well why not join in poshs and mine are a belt special

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Don't push the boat out too far with your fancy breakfast, Martyn

I know right 2 breakfast rolls with no egg but extra bacon and sausage and 5 hashbrowns should do it

I'm not a McDs fan, but hope you enjoy it

I do love the breakfast to be fair but burger king or five guys any day

Ummmmmmm I('d) like Five Guys

I cant even say i mean the burger can i really "

I've never had (a) Five Guys (burger)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous "

Blame him. He's being mean to me

Don't tell him but I quite like it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did....

Did he? I didn't notice

Me change the subject never

Remember how I often end up losing my coffee when I laugh? Tis water right now. And it's all over my duvet.

Thats because i send you a certain pic when i know your holding coffee

Twat.

Ill send it again

Twat

Ill change my profile again if you carry on as well "

I'll behave. Maybe

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not sure behaving is in the nocturnal thread mission statement

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"And evening KC....and nocturnallers

Good evening Posh, thank you for bringing your shoes onto the bed, it's lovely to have you near. We'll leave the comedy to others

Happy to be here in bed with y'all. Luckily Booty has the comedy covered tonight!

Ohhhhhhh can I join this bed please? Seems very cosy on a chilly night like tonight!

Haha I wish I were actually funny! Normally people end up laughing at me being silly or clumsy instead

It's a standard double bed, but let's go for a pile on! People do giggle at me, but not convinced due to my GSOH

They're usually laughing at me doing or saying something stupid too, and Martyn will no doubt back me up on that

Martyn is a gentleman and I'm sure will say no such thing

Yep. Totally. But he's also an honest man and so will likely not say anything and change the subject like he did....

Did he? I didn't notice

Me change the subject never

Remember how I often end up losing my coffee when I laugh? Tis water right now. And it's all over my duvet.

Thats because i send you a certain pic when i know your holding coffee

Twat.

Ill send it again

Twat

Ill change my profile again if you carry on as well

I'll behave. Maybe"

To late

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Don't push the boat out too far with your fancy breakfast, Martyn

I know right 2 breakfast rolls with no egg but extra bacon and sausage and 5 hashbrowns should do it

I'm not a McDs fan, but hope you enjoy it

I do love the breakfast to be fair but burger king or five guys any day

Ummmmmmm I('d) like Five Guys

I cant even say i mean the burger can i really

I've never had (a) Five Guys (burger) "

Well the burger is the best cant comment on anything else

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous

Blame him. He's being mean to me

Don't tell him but I quite like it."

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous

Ours was from the hoodie special "

I'm torn between wanting to give you a spank and giving you a big hoodie cuddle

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oh, we have a rhinestone cowboy in our midst

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous

Well why not join in poshs and mine are a belt special "

I do love the belt special

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous

Ours was from the hoodie special

I'm torn between wanting to give you a spank and giving you a big hoodie cuddle "

Spanky hug?!

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous

Blame him. He's being mean to me

Don't tell him but I quite like it.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me "

Well i do like your new picture

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous

Well why not join in poshs and mine are a belt special

I do love the belt special "

I may have another with said belt i never uploaded

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Oh, we have a rhinestone cowboy in our midst "

Thats why she calls me a twat

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oh, we have a rhinestone cowboy in our midst

Thats why she calls me a twat "

I know, my little grey cells have fired up and I remember

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Oh, we have a rhinestone cowboy in our midst

Thats why she calls me a twat

I know, my little grey cells have fired up and I remember "

I bought that hat just for her because she wanted that picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was trying to bring some ladders upstairs without waking my parents.

Now there awake and the only light in my room is my TV and phone

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous

Ours was from the hoodie special

I'm torn between wanting to give you a spank and giving you a big hoodie cuddle

Spanky hug?! "

Hehe sounds like fun

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh, we have a rhinestone cowboy in our midst

Thats why she calls me a twat "

TWAT

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous

Blame him. He's being mean to me

Don't tell him but I quite like it.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me

Well i do like your new picture "

Hehe thank you, hoping it was enough booty for you

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By *isterSparksMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Fellow lockturnal, morning

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh, we have a rhinestone cowboy in our midst

Thats why she calls me a twat

I know, my little grey cells have fired up and I remember

I bought that hat just for her because she wanted that picture "

TWAT in a sexy hat. Sexy hatted twat.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I was trying to bring some ladders upstairs without waking my parents.

Now there awake and the only light in my room is my TV and phone "

Good evening Tiny Temptress and thank you for bringing your ladders into the nocturnal thread. Have you been practising your cat-in-a-tree rescuing?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oh, we have a rhinestone cowboy in our midst

Thats why she calls me a twat

I know, my little grey cells have fired up and I remember

I bought that hat just for her because she wanted that picture "

It is a very fetching hat, Martyn. A lovely colour

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not sure behaving is in the nocturnal thread mission statement "

Handy that.....

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Fellow lockturnal, morning "

Good evening Nailer and welcome to the nocturnal thread, hosted by your resident imposters KC and the Moonlight Band. Hope you are well this witching hour?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous

Ours was from the hoodie special

I'm torn between wanting to give you a spank and giving you a big hoodie cuddle

Spanky hug?!

Hehe sounds like fun "

Fun is my second middle name (after silly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was trying to bring some ladders upstairs without waking my parents.

Now there awake and the only light in my room is my TV and phone

Good evening Tiny Temptress and thank you for bringing your ladders into the nocturnal thread. Have you been practising your cat-in-a-tree rescuing?"

Hi kinky couple

No Lauren's pretty pussy and she doesn't need rescuing.

I was trying to change the bulb in my room and now its not happening lol

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I was trying to bring some ladders upstairs without waking my parents.

Now there awake and the only light in my room is my TV and phone

Good evening Tiny Temptress and thank you for bringing your ladders into the nocturnal thread. Have you been practising your cat-in-a-tree rescuing?

Hi kinky couple

No Lauren's pretty pussy and she doesn't need rescuing.

I was trying to change the bulb in my room and now its not happening lol "

Oh deary me, hopefully you can cope by candlelight or the dim glow of your nocturnaling device

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Not sure behaving is in the nocturnal thread mission statement

Handy that..... "

Very

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By *in82Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Evening all.

Was going to read up the thread to see what’s happening, but about 5 posts up and I was far to confused. Lol

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"oooooo these profile pic changes are hot....only a little jealous

Blame him. He's being mean to me

Don't tell him but I quite like it.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me

Well i do like your new picture

Hehe thank you, hoping it was enough booty for you "

I mean you know there can never be enough booty fo me but there is enough for me

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Oh, we have a rhinestone cowboy in our midst

Thats why she calls me a twat

I know, my little grey cells have fired up and I remember

I bought that hat just for her because she wanted that picture

TWAT in a sexy hat. Sexy hatted twat."

Thats it new status sorted

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Oh, we have a rhinestone cowboy in our midst

Thats why she calls me a twat

I know, my little grey cells have fired up and I remember

I bought that hat just for her because she wanted that picture

It is a very fetching hat, Martyn. A lovely colour "

Why thank you i had help choosimg said hat

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By *isterSparksMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"Fellow lockturnal, morning

Good evening Nailer and welcome to the nocturnal thread, hosted by your resident imposters KC and the Moonlight Band. Hope you are well this witching hour?"

Locked down but not out, I'm a fighter seems I keep choosing the hardest path.. hullo Kc and full moon band, how's the strings? X

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all.

Was going to read up the thread to see what’s happening, but about 5 posts up and I was far to confused. Lol "

Good evening Nin and thank you for getting confused with us. We're a bunch of rhinestone wearing twats with wiggly bootys who enjoy chatting nonsense in the nocturnal hours.

Welcome

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Oh, we have a rhinestone cowboy in our midst

Thats why she calls me a twat

I know, my little grey cells have fired up and I remember

I bought that hat just for her because she wanted that picture

It is a very fetching hat, Martyn. A lovely colour

Why thank you i had help choosimg said hat "

Whoever chose it had impeccable taste

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By *inky_couple2020 OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Fellow lockturnal, morning

Good evening Nailer and welcome to the nocturnal thread, hosted by your resident imposters KC and the Moonlight Band. Hope you are well this witching hour?

Locked down but not out, I'm a fighter seems I keep choosing the hardest path.. hullo Kc and full moon band, how's the strings? X"

Glad you're up and not down Nailer. Our strings are taut, tuned and ready to be fingered

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By *oreno0969Man
over a year ago

Rugby


"Oh, we have a rhinestone cowboy in our midst

Thats why she calls me a twat

I know, my little grey cells have fired up and I remember

I bought that hat just for her because she wanted that picture

It is a very fetching hat, Martyn. A lovely colour

Why thank you i had help choosimg said hat

Whoever chose it had impeccable taste "

I am sure she would agree hay Posh

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