FabSwingers.com forum: Bum hole shaving...

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Always wondered how you see to do it...mirror, touch n feel...how?

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

we use wax strips

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

get the barber (hairdresser) to do it

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"get the barber (hairdresser) to do it

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if its that long why not plait it?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"get the barber (hairdresser) to do it

if its that long why not plait it?

would still have to go to the hairdressers though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tony Blair used a Philishave...;-)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"get the barber (hairdresser) to do it

if its that long why not plait it?

would still have to go to the hairdressers though

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for your bum hair?just tuck it under your undercrackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get someone in I think or go to the barbers. "something for the weekend"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light a fart

sorted

* fUcKS oF bACK tO HeLl * -l-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave it myself (VERY carefully)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Light a fart

sorted

* fUcKS oF bACK tO HeLl * -l-"
wheres heli?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno, but the thread title would be a great band name - I can hear John Peel now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wondered how you see to do it...mirror, touch n feel...how?

Get my arsehole to do it ....I married him for this very reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum Hole Shaving, isn't that what Baldrick used to use on Capucinos?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

, I don't know anyone else with anal dreads like mine

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

"Always wondered how you see to do it...mirror, touch n feel...how?

Get my arsehole to do it ....I married him for this very reason

OOOh f**K me!! I just blew a tea bubble out of my nose!! (They do come in useful, I get mine to do it with his electric nose hair clippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno, but the thread title would be a great band name - I can hear John Peel now...."

Really? Are you Colin Fry then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno, but the thread title would be a great band name - I can hear John Peel now....

Really? Are you Colin Fry then?

I think I might be being slack, but I'm missing something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a thought but if you used one of those facial peels they use on 10 years younger you would remove both arse hairs and bleach your ring piece at the same time.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Shaving??? It's bad enough when pubes grow back, think of the prickles when your bum hair gets stubbly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno, but the thread title would be a great band name - I can hear John Peel now....

Really? Are you Colin Fry then?

I think I might be being slack, but I'm missing something

John Peel has left this mortal coil, has he not? And you obviously don't keep up with the high quality programmes available on some of the satellite TV channels showing the clairvoyant 'talents' of said Mr Fry........

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I dunno, but the thread title would be a great band name - I can hear John Peel now....

Really? Are you Colin Fry then?

I think I might be being slack, but I'm missing something

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is that the guy who looks like Kenneth Williams ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back, sack and crack anyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know but does anyone fancy doing mine

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

lol if i bother .. a mirror and hair conditioner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know but does anyone fancy doing mine

I'm game if I can use one of those gas fire lighters, a flammable hairspray aerosol and a fish slice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your just to kind, when I was in the RN we used to do the dance of the flaming asshole, stick toilet paper between your but cheeks and then someone sets on fire, funny to watch not funny if your the one doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your just to kind, when I was in the RN we used to do the dance of the flaming asshole, stick toilet paper between your but cheeks and then someone sets on fire, funny to watch not funny if your the one doing it

Been there done that and got the scar to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wondered how you see to do it...mirror, touch n feel...how?

How do you do yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what you mean,still funnier things happen at sea !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno, but the thread title would be a great band name - I can hear John Peel now....

Really? Are you Colin Fry then?

I think I might be being slack, but I'm missing something

I don't keep up with TV at all I'm pleased to say, gave up on it when I discovered Radio...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Always wondered how you see to do it...mirror, touch n feel...how?

How do you do yours?"
wanna come see?

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By *lipperyWhenWet!Couple
over a year ago

Rochester

Use Magic Powder and do the lot in one go.

End of problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always wondered how you see to do it...mirror, touch n feel...how?

How do you do yours?wanna come see?

It's not the top of my to do list to watch a woman shave her barking spider but it beats eastenders

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Just eat more grit in yer diet.

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Always wondered how you see to do it...mirror, touch n feel...how?

Gameforit explained in great detail on the best way to shave this very delicate area....(never tried it myself, mines ok)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/63744

And its another chance for the airing of one of (if not) THE funniest threads I've ever read on a forum

prepare to laugh....

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By *ush_tushWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Always wondered how you see to do it...mirror, touch n feel...how?

Gameforit explained in great detail on the best way to shave this very delicate area....(never tried it myself, mines ok)

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/63744

And its another chance for the airing of one of (if not) THE funniest threads I've ever read on a forum

prepare to laugh....

Oh and I don't mean laughing at Gameforit's very useful tips, on the contrary, they seem very useful...its just the responses to the title thread.

Phew, talk about tryin to cover my arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno, but the thread title would be a great band name - I can hear John Peel now....

Really? Are you Colin Fry then?

I think I might be being slack, but I'm missing something

is that the guy who looks like Kenneth Williams ?"

PMSL! Never spotted the likeness before, but yes, its him...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Hmm just burnt my bum hole with the sensitive hair remover cream was only on 5 mins... Jolly sore now ;'( Germolene is Not helping.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Always wondered how you see to do it...mirror, touch n feel...how?

I try and regularly get waxed but it doesn't always work out as I have a pringles effect when it comes to meeting and HATE pubic hair on myself...I don't use a mirror or need to see what I'm doing, usually just do it in the shower by deep squatting, using conditioner and getting a razor on it...I do have to feel around for the awkward little buggers that I miss...I was brought up to get rid of all pubic hair (for religious reasons) so I find it pretty easy to do...nothing beats the feeling of being waxed though, that smoothness afterwards is something else...I constantly have my hand down my pants for about a week after!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^

has just found out women have hairy bum holes

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Feel and hope for the best! I regularly miss bits though :-/ doesn't help having a fat bum and pcos.. Extra hair and extra bum!!

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Easy enough to do in the bath.

Always best to keep it trimmed to avoid a build-up of clinkers.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Radar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the bits you can't reach with a razor a nose hair clipper does quite well (don't mix it up with a nose hair clipper you use on your nose though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can of deodorant, a lighter and a bowl of ice water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can of deodorant, a lighter and a bowl of ice water."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

femme come back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"femme come back."

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"^^^

has just found out women have hairy bum holes

I'd be shocked and surprised to find anyone, be it male or female that is naturally, completely hair free, anywhere...especially free from pubic hair!

I get rid of all my body hair so really, I'm not hairy at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^

has just found out women have hairy bum holes

I'd be shocked and surprised to find anyone, be it male or female that is naturally, completely hair free, anywhere...especially free from pubic hair!

I get rid of all my body hair so really, I'm not hairy at all!

I have never gotten rid of hair from that area.. in fact when i was having a wax once the woman asked and I said yes but she turned around and said that there was nothing there... I also after reading this post done the feel test... I genuinely dont think I have any and wasnt aware it was a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"femme come back.

Ssshhhhhhhhh - don't disturb her; you'll pay dearly if you do!!

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

"Always wondered how you see to do it...mirror, touch n feel...how?

You've shaved / depilated your bikini line, presumably so therefore must have an idea how such a delicate area is ..tended to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical Navy rum an bum lot.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"^^^

has just found out women have hairy bum holes

I'd be shocked and surprised to find anyone, be it male or female that is naturally, completely hair free, anywhere...especially free from pubic hair!

I get rid of all my body hair so really, I'm not hairy at all!

Gonna choose not to comment on you not being aware that it was a 'thing' cos it baffled me a little but for the rest of the comment, you're lucky!

I don't have much hair anywhere but am a bit obsessed with being smooth, I don't even like the tiniest of hairs on my arms!!! My mum hardly has any hair on her legs and only gets rid of the few hairs she does have every 4-6 months...some don't, some do, some choose to get rid of and some don't...we're all different aren't we!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^^

has just found out women have hairy bum holes

I'd be shocked and surprised to find anyone, be it male or female that is naturally, completely hair free, anywhere...especially free from pubic hair!

I get rid of all my body hair so really, I'm not hairy at all!

In my mid twenties I didn't have any... it's only the last couple of years that I've grown bum hair.

Look forward to it, it's like a rite of passage.

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