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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back "Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?  | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again? "Can't fucking reach em now Guv | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv"I suspect offers of help will be along soon  | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv"Yes....I’m blaming 5G for this unfortunate situation   | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv
I suspect offers of help will be along soon "Oh yes! I almost forgot; I am, as the pioneer of this amazing technique, of course more than happy to help all ladies in their booby swinging endeavours....  | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv
I suspect offers of help will be along soon
Oh yes! I almost forgot; I am, as the pioneer of this amazing technique, of course more than happy to help all ladies in their booby swinging endeavours.... "Took yer chuffing time  | |||
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"Does the cock interfere with the swing and sway the result though" A good question indeed; I myself have opted to tie a piece of string around my member - the other end of which I hold between my teeth, thus raising it clear of my merrily swinging balls. Of course, one could alternatively choose to hold it up with ones hand but I considered that to look vulgar.... | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv
I suspect offers of help will be along soon
Oh yes! I almost forgot; I am, as the pioneer of this amazing technique, of course more than happy to help all ladies in their booby swinging endeavours....
Took yer chuffing time " I was just warming my hands up for you;?I think they are adequate temperature now.... | |||
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"Does the cock interfere with the swing and sway the result though A good question indeed; I myself have opted to tie a piece of string around my member - the other end of which I hold between my teeth, thus raising it clear of my merrily swinging balls. Of course, one could alternatively choose to hold it up with ones hand but I considered that to look vulgar.... "The image of this is making me laugh | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv
I suspect offers of help will be along soon
Oh yes! I almost forgot; I am, as the pioneer of this amazing technique, of course more than happy to help all ladies in their booby swinging endeavours....
Took yer chuffing time
I was just warming my hands up for you;?I think they are adequate temperature now.... "Thank fuck for that, pass us yer penis string so you don't yank it all unnecessarily | |||
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"I find when I’m Tbagging that people chew the left bollock when they want me to stop ‘dipping’ " Left means no, right means yes. A lick of the left equates to ‘maybe’ whilst a lick of the right one implies, ‘after I’ve finished watching Eastenders.’
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"I find when I’m Tbagging that people chew the left bollock when they want me to stop ‘dipping’ Left means no, right means yes. A lick of the left equates to ‘maybe’ whilst a lick of the right one implies, ‘after I’ve finished watching Eastenders.’
Well.....those are my observations at least "I find if they chew both I’m really in the shit  | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv
I suspect offers of help will be along soon
Oh yes! I almost forgot; I am, as the pioneer of this amazing technique, of course more than happy to help all ladies in their booby swinging endeavours....
Took yer chuffing time
I was just warming my hands up for you;?I think they are adequate temperature now....
Thank fuck for that, pass us yer penis string so you don't yank it all unnecessarily "Thank you; My jaw was just starting to ache. Also, if you require anything just give the string a tug and I’ll automatically convert to waiter service | |||
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"Good people: I have made an amazing esoteric discovery! I have found that by crouching down whilst naked and asking my balls questions, they will swing either clockwise or else anticlockwise to represent the answers of ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ respectively. It’s quite incredible indeed and I do hereby offer all chaps on here to join me in this amazing discovery. You may find that is easier if you get the old balls swinging manually to begin with by rocking gently back and fourth. Ladies - no need to experience bitter bollock envy; you may like to attempt the same technique whilst bent over with your boobs and I’d love to hear of your experiences. (If you find that your boobs are swinging independently in differing directions though, you might want to switch your wifi off as it may be causing interference) "What a load of bollox LOL | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv
I suspect offers of help will be along soon
Oh yes! I almost forgot; I am, as the pioneer of this amazing technique, of course more than happy to help all ladies in their booby swinging endeavours....
Took yer chuffing time
I was just warming my hands up for you;?I think they are adequate temperature now....
Thank fuck for that, pass us yer penis string so you don't yank it all unnecessarily
Thank you; My jaw was just starting to ache.
Also, if you require anything just give the string a tug and I’ll automatically convert to waiter service "You need a bell on your end for full effect | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv
I suspect offers of help will be along soon
Oh yes! I almost forgot; I am, as the pioneer of this amazing technique, of course more than happy to help all ladies in their booby swinging endeavours....
Took yer chuffing time
I was just warming my hands up for you;?I think they are adequate temperature now....
Thank fuck for that, pass us yer penis string so you don't yank it all unnecessarily
Thank you; My jaw was just starting to ache.
Also, if you require anything just give the string a tug and I’ll automatically convert to waiter service
You need a bell on your end for full effect "You rang m’lady? | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv
I suspect offers of help will be along soon
Oh yes! I almost forgot; I am, as the pioneer of this amazing technique, of course more than happy to help all ladies in their booby swinging endeavours....
Took yer chuffing time
I was just warming my hands up for you;?I think they are adequate temperature now....
Thank fuck for that, pass us yer penis string so you don't yank it all unnecessarily
Thank you; My jaw was just starting to ache.
Also, if you require anything just give the string a tug and I’ll automatically convert to waiter service
You need a bell on your end for full effect
You rang m’lady? "Ding-a-ling-a-ling Foot rub would be dandy | |||
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"Isn't this like the octopus that predicted the world cup results? "Funnily enough, my scrotum does bear an uncanny resemblance to the head of an octopus.....but with only one tentacle though.... | |||
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"Can you use this technique to find water with your cock and balls?" I have had a little wander around my garden just now to test the notion. Sadly, I didn’t manage to locate any underground reserves but.....it was rather chilly and I did have a wee against my hedge | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv
I suspect offers of help will be along soon
Oh yes! I almost forgot; I am, as the pioneer of this amazing technique, of course more than happy to help all ladies in their booby swinging endeavours....
Took yer chuffing time
I was just warming my hands up for you;?I think they are adequate temperature now....
Thank fuck for that, pass us yer penis string so you don't yank it all unnecessarily
Thank you; My jaw was just starting to ache.
Also, if you require anything just give the string a tug and I’ll automatically convert to waiter service
You need a bell on your end for full effect
You rang m’lady?
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
Foot rub would be dandy "Right away m’lady - and my gonads are curiously swinging in excitement | |||
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"Mine ain't swinging independently...... they've wrapped around my back
Hmmm.....have you tried switching them off then on again?
Can't fucking reach em now Guv
I suspect offers of help will be along soon
Oh yes! I almost forgot; I am, as the pioneer of this amazing technique, of course more than happy to help all ladies in their booby swinging endeavours....
Took yer chuffing time
I was just warming my hands up for you;?I think they are adequate temperature now....
Thank fuck for that, pass us yer penis string so you don't yank it all unnecessarily
Thank you; My jaw was just starting to ache.
Also, if you require anything just give the string a tug and I’ll automatically convert to waiter service
You need a bell on your end for full effect
You rang m’lady?
Ding-a-ling-a-ling
Foot rub would be dandy
Right away m’lady - and my gonads are curiously swinging in excitement "Like avocados suspended from a lampshade | |||
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"Sounds like hard work " The naked squatting for extended periods of time is a bit taxing on my legs admittedly 
But.....ever the inventive genius that I am, I have now cut a hole in my chair to droop my danglers through.
It works a treat and I can even put my feet up on the table whilst doing it | |||
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"Sounds like hard work The naked squatting for extended periods of time is a bit taxing on my legs admittedly
But.....ever the inventive genius that I am, I have now cut a hole in my chair to droop my danglers through.
It works a treat and I can even put my feet up on the table whilst doing it "Danglers that's a thread right there | |||
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"What if ur tits arent big enough to swing? No fair! "Then fib...... like I did.  | |||
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"What if ur tits arent big enough to swing? No fair! "I think in that case, the answers might be made known from the ether via tingling in either the right or left nipples. Remember: Right for yes and Left for no......unless you live in the Southern Hemisphere wherein it is reversed | |||
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"What if ur tits arent big enough to swing? No fair!
Then fib...... like I did. " I hope that foot massage was to your standards m’lady? | |||
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"What if ur tits arent big enough to swing? No fair!
Then fib...... like I did.
I hope that foot massage was to your standards m’lady? "Spiffing it was  | |||
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"Sounds like a human Newton's cradle. My boobs swing in opposite directions at certain key moments "Ain't that the truth, my poor eye is still donning an ice pack. That's the last time I tie your shoes for ya | |||
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"Sounds like a human Newton's cradle. My boobs swing in opposite directions at certain key moments " Fortuitously, I speak fluent boobie-speak.
Yes, I jest thee not and can tell you that boobs swinging outwards and in swaying in opposite directions translates as: ‘Yipppeeeee!!!’ | |||
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"Sounds like a human Newton's cradle. My boobs swing in opposite directions at certain key moments
Ain't that the truth, my poor eye is still donning an ice pack. That's the last time I tie your shoes for ya " You should have rung my bell m’lady.... | |||
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"Sounds like a human Newton's cradle. My boobs swing in opposite directions at certain key moments
Ain't that the truth, my poor eye is still donning an ice pack. That's the last time I tie your shoes for ya "Soz Peachy, I'll get meself an over the shoulder boulder holder next time | |||
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"Sounds like a human Newton's cradle. My boobs swing in opposite directions at certain key moments
Ain't that the truth, my poor eye is still donning an ice pack. That's the last time I tie your shoes for ya
You should have rung my bell m’lady.... "https://youtu.be/URAqnM1PP5E | |||
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"Sounds like a human Newton's cradle. My boobs swing in opposite directions at certain key moments
Ain't that the truth, my poor eye is still donning an ice pack. That's the last time I tie your shoes for ya
Soz Peachy, I'll get meself an over the shoulder boulder holder next time "Please do, one with donut pouches for snack storage  | |||
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"Sounds like a human Newton's cradle. My boobs swing in opposite directions at certain key moments
Ain't that the truth, my poor eye is still donning an ice pack. That's the last time I tie your shoes for ya
You should have rung my bell m’lady....
https://youtu.be/URAqnM1PP5E
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"Sounds like a human Newton's cradle. My boobs swing in opposite directions at certain key moments
Ain't that the truth, my poor eye is still donning an ice pack. That's the last time I tie your shoes for ya
Soz Peachy, I'll get meself an over the shoulder boulder holder next time
Please do, one with donut pouches for snack storage "Mr KC has the donut storage rack | |||
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"How do you know you've not got it the wrong way round and yes is no or no is actually yes? J "A good question indeed
It took a good bit of investigation and a fair amount of gonad swinging observation before I came to my conclusion.
I also discerned that if my balls are unsure or the question posed unto them is ambiguous, they swing in figure eight patterns (which actually feels most pleasant).
A diagonal swing additionally apparently represents an expletive (my balls turn out to be rather foul mouthed) | |||
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"Absolutely brilliant thread! I haven't laughed out loud to a fab thread in ages! Well done Sir. Keep them balls a swinging low!! " They’re swinging like a wrecking ball at present (although I’m being extra careful not to knock any walls with them...) | |||
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