FabSwingers.com forum: Turn a catchphrase to a fabphrase.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Imagine if certain people with catchphrases were on fab.

Nice to fab you to fab you nice - Bruce Forsyth

This time next year, we’ll have had a meet - Del Boy

Gaping Bumholes Batman - Robin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two birds...one bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few that work without changing them:

The chase is on

Oooh Betty

Absolute filth....and I LOVED IT

Lovely jubbly

How YOU doin

Should've gone to specsavers

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Say what you semen

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

No likey? Just leave the light off and think of England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few that work without changing them:

The chase is on

Oooh Betty

Absolute filth....and I LOVED IT

Lovely jubbly

How YOU doin

Should've gone to specsavers

Hello Honky Tonks

Ooh, you are awful ... but I like you!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Stay on the Black

Not the Red.

You get lots of fun

With 3 in the bed.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A few that work without changing them:

The chase is on

Oooh Betty

Absolute filth....and I LOVED IT

Lovely jubbly

How YOU doin

Should've gone to specsavers

how about

Lovely juggly

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Say what you semen "

Semen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they cop a feel of my panties and get a surprise:

"I don't believe it"

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

There's only one way to find out - FFFUUUCCCKKKK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when a meet comes together

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You are the weakest wink, goodbye!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Permission to spank sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick it, you fuck it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Harold Steptoe had it right all along..... "you DIRTY old man"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

That one's a real booby dazzler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"look what you'd have won"

(fuck the speed boat or the caravan, she says, flashing her tits)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

""look what you'd have won"

(fuck the speed boat or the caravan, she says, flashing her tits)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Fweinds

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

GERROUT MY PUB(IC AREA)

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We're gonna need a bigger dildo.

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Funny thread.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Count duckula’s is the perfect one without being changed. Works for the nymphos, the trans, the gays, the bi’s, the Dom’s.. well anyone actually

"Good night out there... whatever you are!"

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

You’re only supposed to blow the bloody (back) doors off!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm shagging all the men, but not necessarily in the right order.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"You can't handle the truth!"

-the cheats

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m free.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever’s happened, it’s like I’ve landed on a different planet.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Swinger lickin good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don't suck seed, keep going

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If at first you don't suck seed, keep going"

Was that from Big bird on Sesame Street

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Eat (me) out to help out.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Hasta la vista baby - Arnold Schwarzenegger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sufferin Suckmygash - Sylvester and Tweety Pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cums in your mouth, not in your hands

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

For you single male the Chase is over.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

With regret, you’re blocked.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Sufferin Suckmygash - Sylvester and Tweety Pie"

Brilliant. And yes please

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I’m free. "

Imagine all the single guys on here saying it in the John Inman accent

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You're only supposed to blow the bloody fores(kin) off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only asked you to blow my cock off

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the going gets tough, more lubrication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my bum look big riding this?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Today I've been mainly eating...pussy

Making love to a beautiful woman...is like making love to a beautiful woman

...I was very ...very ...very d*unk

Do you think my cock looks big in this

Do you think my bum looks big in this

...nice....

Oooo birthday suit you sir

I wasn't here right

Aren't boobs amazing

Isn't it? .... nipples for organ stops

I've got a cunning Lingus

Don't fuck him pike

Flaccid boy

They do like it up em

Good moaning

Glisten very carefully.. I'll spray this only once

Oo it's the Madonna with the big boobies

Ooo the flashing knobs

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Today I've been mainly eating...pussy

Making love to a beautiful woman...is like making love to a beautiful woman

...I was very ...very ...very d*unk

Do you think my cock looks big in this

Do you think my bum looks big in this

...nice....

Oooo birthday suit you sir

I wasn't here right

Aren't boobs amazing

Isn't it? .... nipples for organ stops

I've got a cunning Lingus

Don't fuck him pike

Flaccid boy

They do like it up em

Good moaning

Glisten very carefully.. I'll spray this only once

Oo it's the Madonna with the big boobies

Ooo the flashing knobs

That’s a box set and a half, the fast show meets Ello ello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo the flashing knobs

That’s a box set and a half, the fast show meets Ello ello "

"Good moaning, welcome to jizz club" - Officer Crabtree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds of a feather aren’t kinky enough for the whole chicken

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Erm..

Hand direct. Be kind to your behind.

(Andre)

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Tut. Andrex..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh, let’s see

I have a cumming plan

Nice to seemen, to seemen nice

Rodney, you Bonker

Send a face picture, I shall say this only one

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me up there and I'll give you some money myself

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

It jizz what it is.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Moist

What I call a catchphrase

Bare with ..bare with

Fruit friends

Who have you done today to feel good

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"It jizz what it is. "
nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall lay this only once

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Go to work on her leg

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Waistshakinmotivatinevergivinlipsmakinballslappinreallycummin...orgasms

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Don't forget your bumchums chum

For gash get smash

Grope your fruits..made to make your minge water

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Jizzy whizzy, let's get busy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don’t like it up them............Corporal Jones

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Fuck Off, Tommy!

All said in the best possible taste.

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