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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I have nothing, move along to the next guy!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please"

Just read the profile...it's all true ..no bs

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please"

Morning to offer here, probably the most unfuckable guy on fab

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please

Just read the profile...it's all true ..no bs "

And while you're at it chuck a couple of fabs my way ...I'm open to flirting and post covid promises

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing, I have nothing, move along to the next guy! "

Well that body is a good start

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I appreciate the thought, Sultry, but like City Jeans, I am unfortunately very definitely a beta male and so I'll just stand on the sidelines and observe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please

Just read the profile...it's all true ..no bs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for looking at my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please"

Errrrmmmmm nope, you've got me there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sheep

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By *entish_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Chatham


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please"

Quirkiness on tap, come get me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Haven’t put it on my profile but I would consider the hairy wart near the tip of my cock to be a unique feature. Putting aside the occasional secretion of puss, it’s kept very clean and adds to the sensation.

I have searched through Fab but can’t see it listed as a kink or preference by any of the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not going to bomb my thread will replies to each individual,I shall read and observe though

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Cows"
very small..or a long way away

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Cows"

How the fuck did that get past the mods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I am a great project for someone with an interest in well natured, golden hearted lunatics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing here of any interest to any woman in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing, I have nothing, move along to the next guy!

Well that body is a good start "

Thank you, I grew it myself

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By *ly-FoxMan
over a year ago

mobile

hmm, tough one to answer. Ive tried so many times to change my profile in order to attract more attention but it doesn't work. Truth is, you'll never know unless we meet. Anything I say on here tends to fall on deaf ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may outnumber us but I'm still the picky one. So instead, ladies please feel free to show what you have on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a picker, I'm a grinner

I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner

I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker

I'm a midnight toker

I get my lovin' on the run.

I'm also a plagiarist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm round and have no sharp edges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cows

How the fuck did that get past the mods? "

, where the fuck is he, is he in a pantomime cow costume ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a picker, I'm a grinner

I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner

I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker

I'm a midnight toker

I get my lovin' on the run.

I'm also a plagiarist."

Love that song

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By *ondonfunguy888Man
over a year ago

harrow

Does anyone know where the answer book is !

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I like to consider myself a modern gentleman and treat a woman like a lady without being patronising.

I'm polite and respectful.

Not Hung like a donkey and don't have a six pack.

I like to think that I am the sort of guy who is able to stimulate mind and body.

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By *ly-FoxMan
over a year ago

mobile


"I like to consider myself a modern gentleman and treat a woman like a lady without being patronising.

I'm polite and respectful.

Not Hung like a donkey and don't have a six pack.

I like to think that I am the sort of guy who is able to stimulate mind and body. "

Good answer

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Also as a couple I offer the fact that you get two for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my case, I took the time to write a profile that I believe gives the reader an insight into who I am, how I think, how I feel, and what I'm looking for in turn. In essence, it will be someone who shares an outlook, attitude and shares my views on things that matter.

I look for similar attributes in others, and this transcends the physical presence. I'm not saying that a physical attraction isn't important, what I'm saying is its secondary, and other attributes build a stronger attraction.

I don't consider myself physically attractive in the conventional sense. I'm not ugly, but I'm no fitness model either. However, I try to be the best me that I can be. If a lady is shallow in what she wants, I've likely got little to offer. But ladies who like a little more depth do find an attraction, and for this I'm grateful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cows

How the fuck did that get past the mods? "

Moo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cows

How the fuck did that get past the mods?

, where the fuck is he, is he in a pantomime cow costume ?!"

I’m behind you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a picker, I'm a grinner

I'm a lover, and I'm a sinner

I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker

I'm a midnight toker

I get my lovin' on the run.

I'm also a plagiarist."

And I love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jelly babies "

There actually the worst sweets on the planet

So it's just aswel that your sexy as fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guaranteed to give at least a 100 strokes,

Outlast most other blokes,

Please you thoroughly with my tongue,

Screw you so well you break into song...

Lies, all lies

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Jelly babies "

Never trust a Jelly baby- they go with all sorts!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I have erm well o wait no nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jelly babies "

Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to offer.

Zero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just me take it or leave it I'm hairy I'm silly I'm caring and at times a but over bearing but I bake I cook and I put the toilet seat down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In my case, I took the time to write a profile that I believe gives the reader an insight into who I am, how I think, how I feel, and what I'm looking for in turn. In essence, it will be someone who shares an outlook, attitude and shares my views on things that matter.

I look for similar attributes in others, and this transcends the physical presence. I'm not saying that a physical attraction isn't important, what I'm saying is its secondary, and other attributes build a stronger attraction.

I don't consider myself physically attractive in the conventional sense. I'm not ugly, but I'm no fitness model either. However, I try to be the best me that I can be. If a lady is shallow in what she wants, I've likely got little to offer. But ladies who like a little more depth do find an attraction, and for this I'm grateful."

Well your profile is well written I enjoyed reading it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please

Just read the profile...it's all true ..no bs

And while you're at it chuck a couple of fabs my way ...I'm open to flirting and post covid promises "

He's got those Red Boxers. They are pretty cool . Still hasn't told me if the have sock monkeys on them!! So communication could improve!!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Well I have some chocolate cake and I'm a gentleman so not sure what else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nothing to offer.

Zero.

"

NOTHING but a paddle and a cute rubber ducky that is !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jelly babies

Sold! "
hurrah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have erm well o wait no nothing "

LIES... Don't believe him

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I have erm well o wait no nothing

LIES... Don't believe him

"
shhhh I'm not sharing my beast through these difficult covid times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please"

My cuddles are immense.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I have an extensive library of dick pictures... and I knows how to use them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an extensive library of dick pictures... and I knows how to use them "

He tells the truth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have erm well o wait no nothing

LIES... Don't believe him

shhhh I'm not sharing my beast through these difficult covid times "

And he's NAUGHTY so there's that!!

No wonder you are always in timeout !!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I have an extensive library of dick pictures... and I knows how to use them

He tells the truth... "

Thought that was our secret?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an extensive library of dick pictures... and I knows how to use them

He tells the truth...

Thought that was our secret? "

Well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun. "

I always have fun on here !!

And I consider myself a solid 4.5 maybe even a 5 !!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun. "

So are you saying for people that in your mind are 10/10's to behave differently to those you deem less attractive? And I'm assuming the behaviour you're suggesting is negative, or doing the whole "having standards" thing.

Maybe just maybe it's not about having inflated egos and actually it's about having self worth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

So are you saying for people that in your mind are 10/10's to behave differently to those you deem less attractive? And I'm assuming the behaviour you're suggesting is negative, or doing the whole "having standards" thing.

Maybe just maybe it's not about having inflated egos and actually it's about having self worth. "

Just an observation, I won't be the only guy to think it, trust me. And that doesn't make me shallow or fickle, i couldn't be further from that. Just peoples profiles tickle me sometimes with what they demand in their profiles. Give the guys a chance (not me, im doing OK) haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well your profile is well written I enjoyed reading it x"

Thank you! And thank you for taking the time to read it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just me take it or leave it I'm hairy I'm silly I'm caring and at times a but over bearing but I bake I cook and I put the toilet seat down "
I'm guessing I dont stand out from the crowd even with cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun. "

Do you look like Jason Statham?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm not a lot, I make good eggy bread and have a nice spirit level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just me take it or leave it I'm hairy I'm silly I'm caring and at times a but over bearing but I bake I cook and I put the toilet seat down I'm guessing I dont stand out from the crowd even with cake "

You know damn well that you do !! And your amazing ability to cuddle and make us ladies smile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just me take it or leave it I'm hairy I'm silly I'm caring and at times a but over bearing but I bake I cook and I put the toilet seat down I'm guessing I dont stand out from the crowd even with cake

You know damn well that you do !! And your amazing ability to cuddle and make us ladies smile!!"
thanks maddie your the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

Do you look like Jason Statham? "

I certainly do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

Do you look like Jason Statham? "

I've actually never thought he was hot !!But he is bad-ass. You are way hotter!!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’ve got a ‘Jo’

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

Do you look like Jason Statham?

I certainly do "

Ah OK. It's just that I know a Bob Statham and wondered which one you meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

Do you look like Jason Statham?

I've actually never thought he was hot !!But he is bad-ass. You are way hotter!! "

Hahaha, superb. Thank you

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

I am. Ot trying to stand out. I am am just honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

Do you look like Jason Statham?

I've actually never thought he was hot !!But he is bad-ass. You are way hotter!!

Hahaha, superb. Thank you "

I'm sure you are a total hottie too!! So sorry I hadn't seen your answer .... thanks for being a good sport!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm very polite, kind, can be a bit or a romantic. I don't get upset and lose my temper. I don't use obscene language. I've never smoked nor done drugs.

Sexually, I have a lot of stamina. I can do things with my dick that other guys can't (hence the name lol) and I like things love cuddling and kissing.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Nothing to see here. Move along. In fact I’m not even sure why you bothered reading this without deleting it.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Chocolate cake going very fast

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By *armupartistMan
over a year ago

York

My age always counts against me on here but the ladies tell me I have great hands as in 'touch.'..

All the other bits work as they should and I hope I'm fun to spend a little time with. But the proof is in the eating! Unless you taste how do you know what you might like about me?

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I have a big banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

Do you look like Jason Statham?

I certainly do

Ah OK. It's just that I know a Bob Statham and wondered which one you meant. "

Haha, is bob cooler? If he is that's deffo not me ,haha. Do you look like the plant/herb tarragon?, just because estragon is a perrenial herb aka tarragon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please"

Erm not much...

If you need it, I can help you with your snatch and teach you how to jerk. I have a certificate to prove it.

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

I will make you laugh and I will make you feel great.

I know that my age and looks will not make me interesting for some of the ladies but that it is OK, I am still young at heart and even have a boyish interest in sex.

I am good with hands and I have been told that I give incredible relaxing massages for back and shoulders and that my pussy and breast fingering give great orgasms. I am also good with mouth and tongue, not only with spoken words that will make you feel good, but also in action that will make you feel even better.

As a gentleman, I like the lady to come first and I like her to come often.

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By *ly-FoxMan
over a year ago

mobile

Ill cuddle you after sex if you'd like.

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By *ly-FoxMan
over a year ago

mobile

Oh, and I never cum first.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Ill cuddle you after sex if you'd like. "

Great name sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

Do you look like Jason Statham?

I certainly do

Ah OK. It's just that I know a Bob Statham and wondered which one you meant.

Haha, is bob cooler? If he is that's deffo not me ,haha. Do you look like the plant/herb tarragon?, just because estragon is a perrenial herb aka tarragon"

Bob isn't a cool man in a conventional sense. But he doesn't care. So I guess he is cool in a sense.

I don't look like tarragon I'm afraid on account of being human.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to declare...only my genius!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please

My cuddles are immense. "

Sold

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please

Erm not much...

If you need it, I can help you with your snatch and teach you how to jerk. I have a certificate to prove it. "

Hmmm I would like to see your certificate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just me take it or leave it I'm hairy I'm silly I'm caring and at times a but over bearing but I bake I cook and I put the toilet seat down I'm guessing I dont stand out from the crowd even with cake

You know damn well that you do !! And your amazing ability to cuddle and make us ladies smile!! thanks maddie your the best "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I'm very polite, kind, can be a bit or a romantic. I don't get upset and lose my temper. I don't use obscene language. I've never smoked nor done drugs.

Sexually, I have a lot of stamina. I can do things with my dick that other guys can't (hence the name lol) and I like things love cuddling and kissing. "

In that case you need to move up North

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

.

The air I've collected from popped bubblewrap.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

All I can offer is that I'd rather make you laugh than make you cry.

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Oh - and the most amazzzzzzing cuddles.

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My cheesecake ain't too bad either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all, I can offer just myself which is either complex or simple depending on which one of my personalities has woke up for that specific day

Please read my profile for more of an idea but be ready to be disappointed.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

So are you saying for people that in your mind are 10/10's to behave differently to those you deem less attractive? And I'm assuming the behaviour you're suggesting is negative, or doing the whole "having standards" thing.

Maybe just maybe it's not about having inflated egos and actually it's about having self worth.

Just an observation, I won't be the only guy to think it, trust me. And that doesn't make me shallow or fickle, i couldn't be further from that. Just peoples profiles tickle me sometimes with what they demand in their profiles. Give the guys a chance (not me, im doing OK) haha"

Most of them have, and that's why they're now so "demanding"

Comes mainly from bad experiences due compromising their wants/needs. So now they don't compromise things that are important to them.

Also, there are many who are only here to fulfil fantasies.

If I had a fantasy of 7 dwarves and changed what I was looking for because other people thought I was "above my station" well, 3 orcs ain't the same now is it?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

So are you saying for people that in your mind are 10/10's to behave differently to those you deem less attractive? And I'm assuming the behaviour you're suggesting is negative, or doing the whole "having standards" thing.

Maybe just maybe it's not about having inflated egos and actually it's about having self worth.

Just an observation, I won't be the only guy to think it, trust me. And that doesn't make me shallow or fickle, i couldn't be further from that. Just peoples profiles tickle me sometimes with what they demand in their profiles. Give the guys a chance (not me, im doing OK) haha

Most of them have, and that's why they're now so "demanding"

Comes mainly from bad experiences due compromising their wants/needs. So now they don't compromise things that are important to them.

Also, there are many who are only here to fulfil fantasies.

If I had a fantasy of 7 dwarves and changed what I was looking for because other people thought I was "above my station" well, 3 orcs ain't the same now is it?"
that would be orcward

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

So are you saying for people that in your mind are 10/10's to behave differently to those you deem less attractive? And I'm assuming the behaviour you're suggesting is negative, or doing the whole "having standards" thing.

Maybe just maybe it's not about having inflated egos and actually it's about having self worth.

Just an observation, I won't be the only guy to think it, trust me. And that doesn't make me shallow or fickle, i couldn't be further from that. Just peoples profiles tickle me sometimes with what they demand in their profiles. Give the guys a chance (not me, im doing OK) haha

Most of them have, and that's why they're now so "demanding"

Comes mainly from bad experiences due compromising their wants/needs. So now they don't compromise things that are important to them.

Also, there are many who are only here to fulfil fantasies.

If I had a fantasy of 7 dwarves and changed what I was looking for because other people thought I was "above my station" well, 3 orcs ain't the same now is it? that would be orcward "

Bwahahaha, tremendously so

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

So are you saying for people that in your mind are 10/10's to behave differently to those you deem less attractive? And I'm assuming the behaviour you're suggesting is negative, or doing the whole "having standards" thing.

Maybe just maybe it's not about having inflated egos and actually it's about having self worth.

Just an observation, I won't be the only guy to think it, trust me. And that doesn't make me shallow or fickle, i couldn't be further from that. Just peoples profiles tickle me sometimes with what they demand in their profiles. Give the guys a chance (not me, im doing OK) haha

Most of them have, and that's why they're now so "demanding"

Comes mainly from bad experiences due compromising their wants/needs. So now they don't compromise things that are important to them.

Also, there are many who are only here to fulfil fantasies.

If I had a fantasy of 7 dwarves and changed what I was looking for because other people thought I was "above my station" well, 3 orcs ain't the same now is it?"

7 dwarves would already be lowering yourself.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

So are you saying for people that in your mind are 10/10's to behave differently to those you deem less attractive? And I'm assuming the behaviour you're suggesting is negative, or doing the whole "having standards" thing.

Maybe just maybe it's not about having inflated egos and actually it's about having self worth.

Just an observation, I won't be the only guy to think it, trust me. And that doesn't make me shallow or fickle, i couldn't be further from that. Just peoples profiles tickle me sometimes with what they demand in their profiles. Give the guys a chance (not me, im doing OK) haha

Most of them have, and that's why they're now so "demanding"

Comes mainly from bad experiences due compromising their wants/needs. So now they don't compromise things that are important to them.

Also, there are many who are only here to fulfil fantasies.

If I had a fantasy of 7 dwarves and changed what I was looking for because other people thought I was "above my station" well, 3 orcs ain't the same now is it?

7 dwarves would already be lowering yourself."

I'm 4'11. It really wouldn't

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"This is one crazy site. Its meant to be a place for some no strings fun, it used to be. But its fast becoming a forum for 2/10's to behave like 10/10's. That wouldn't get a second look on the street, but get inflated egos on here.

I'm not saying be desperate, I'm saying drop the attitude,lighten up and have fun.

So are you saying for people that in your mind are 10/10's to behave differently to those you deem less attractive? And I'm assuming the behaviour you're suggesting is negative, or doing the whole "having standards" thing.

Maybe just maybe it's not about having inflated egos and actually it's about having self worth.

Just an observation, I won't be the only guy to think it, trust me. And that doesn't make me shallow or fickle, i couldn't be further from that. Just peoples profiles tickle me sometimes with what they demand in their profiles. Give the guys a chance (not me, im doing OK) haha

Most of them have, and that's why they're now so "demanding"

Comes mainly from bad experiences due compromising their wants/needs. So now they don't compromise things that are important to them.

Also, there are many who are only here to fulfil fantasies.

If I had a fantasy of 7 dwarves and changed what I was looking for because other people thought I was "above my station" well, 3 orcs ain't the same now is it?

7 dwarves would already be lowering yourself.

I'm 4'11. It really wouldn't "
it depends who put them up to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I can offer is that I'd rather make you laugh than make you cry.

.

Oh - and the most amazzzzzzing cuddles.

.

My cheesecake ain't too bad either. "

Ladies All true !! And if a Man in Uniform does it for you ... He is really a Stormtrooper!!

Total 10!! And a heart like no other on this one !!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"We all know that you men are out numbered by us women,so tell us ladies what you have to offer us,that makes you stand out ,and us ladies think,hmmmmm yes please"

I generally like to slip under the radar thus , nothing to see here

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm honest, kind and make excellent bread!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I've got bugger all to give apart from these lips

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I'm good at ironing !! X

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"All I can offer is that I'd rather make you laugh than make you cry.

.

Oh - and the most amazzzzzzing cuddles.

.

My cheesecake ain't too bad either.

Ladies All true !! And if a Man in Uniform does it for you ... He is really a Stormtrooper!!

Total 10!! And a heart like no other on this one !! "

Its a good job you can't see me blush inside this helmet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My key selling points..... No beard, don't smoke, no tattoos. Er that's it.

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By *lasterman2000Man
over a year ago

Skipton

I love to laugh, always do my best to make you feel at ease. I like to talk too... about anything, I'm a right fecking natterbox!

I've been told I've got a lovely chest for snuggling up and laying your head on after

I am Marmite...not sure if that's a positive thing but I'm old enough to know it's true and accept it. You will either fancy the arse off me or turn away without giving me a second look, nothing in-between.

Without exception when I've met someone they've told me I'm better looking in real life than my photo's....never sure how I should take that?? Feels like a double edged compliment!

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By *lasterman2000Man
over a year ago

Skipton


"My key selling points..... No beard, don't smoke, no tattoos. Er that's it. "

Ya see, this is how I should answer but I talk too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I generally like to slip under the radar thus , nothing to see here "

I generally like to slip under the covers, but sadly not much to see here either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how to use an iron, hoover, washer and even how the sink works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to be physically intimate on a site specifically meant for it? Would that make me stand out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing, I have nothing, move along to the next guy! "

Oh I wouldn't say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not looking to be physically intimate on a site specifically meant for it? Would that make me stand out?"

To late my Friend !! You already do!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I can offer is that I'd rather make you laugh than make you cry.

.

Oh - and the most amazzzzzzing cuddles.

.

My cheesecake ain't too bad either.

Ladies All true !! And if a Man in Uniform does it for you ... He is really a Stormtrooper!!

Total 10!! And a heart like no other on this one !!

Its a good job you can't see me blush inside this helmet. "

Awww. But I know you are !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got bugger all to give apart from these lips "

Oh I wouldn't say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not looking to be physically intimate on a site specifically meant for it? Would that make me stand out?

To late my Friend !! You already do!!"

You're making me blush!!! Thank you sweet lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm honest, kind and make excellent bread!"

Very kind and it shines through!

Bread is just a bonus!

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

I have nothing to declare.....

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By *ake The Rooster CrowMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Nothing right now I have magnums in the fridge but they are all for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hold your rugby balls for you

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm at an age now whether you like me or you don't, my body still looks ok, well I think so.

I'm polite and treat people the same way I expect to be treated.

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

I have my own 1 double bed, so i can accommodate when we can again i live alone, im clean, wash ever day lol, drug free, have a slim 9.st 14 lbs body if that is what your after ? & average sized cock,

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

All I can offer is a good laugh,deep tight hugs and the rest well that will happen behind close doors

But before all that I am kind and caring on the outside and I will get the coffee and cake as well

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"I'm honest, kind and make excellent bread!

Very kind and it shines through!

Bread is just a bonus! "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a legend in my own mind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm honest, kind and make excellent bread!

Very kind and it shines through!

Bread is just a bonus!

Thanks "

Anytime . You're one of the Good ones!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not looking to be physically intimate on a site specifically meant for it? Would that make me stand out?

To late my Friend !! You already do!!

You're making me blush!!! Thank you sweet lady."

Your blush goes Fablous with that suit !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a mean cheesecake or any cake and well I’m a good laugh

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