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Women why do you wait for us to be at the other end of the house before you ask us to do something ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Then you walk back in and she’s like ‘Forget it I’ll do it myself!’

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Because we can!

I had to post something. Your thread was sat here for 18 minutes unappreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse than that, ask you a question as they leave the room you're in, come back some time later, just look at exasperated and say "well?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We literally do it to annoy you and giggle quietly to ourselves when you gate annoyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We literally do it to annoy you and giggle quietly to ourselves when you gate annoyed. "

*get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're secretly keeping you in shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it'll probably take you 6 months to actually do it anyway.

By which point we've asked someone else or done it ourselves and you get annoyed at that anyway.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"We're secretly keeping you in shape "

We are already in shape, thank you.

Round is a shape!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Probably because they are hiding out at the other end of the house doing nothing!

So, whilst we are multi tasking and ask for just one little thing, you drag your heels and it's quicker to do it yourself in the end

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"We literally do it to annoy you and giggle quietly to ourselves when you gate annoyed.

*get"

I thought I was alone in that pastime.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about yelling...no saying stuff in a loud voice while you're on the bog ...just wait until you are finished and tell me properly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Am I alone in sending WhatsApps to Mr from upstairs etc?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Let's not forget the classic 'wait till you've just sat down then ask you to do something' always seems to be timed to perfection so your buttocks have literally just made contact with the sofa too

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Am I alone in sending WhatsApps to Mr from upstairs etc? "

I don't have a Mr but when I did I've never done that

Mind you my house is tiny so there'd be no need

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because we can!

I had to post something. Your thread was sat here for 18 minutes unappreciated "

That’s cause women don’t know either!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Let's not forget the classic 'wait till you've just sat down then ask you to do something' always seems to be timed to perfection so your buttocks have literally just made contact with the sofa too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then you walk back in and she’s like ‘Forget it I’ll do it myself!’"

Where are my keys??? - On the side?? - Which side??- That side?

*10 minutes of shuffling and huffing!

Ffs goes straight to keys

You need us to find the shit you lost so stop complaining!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I alone in sending WhatsApps to Mr from upstairs etc? "

Yes, I’ve never WhatsApped your Mr!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Let's not forget the classic 'wait till you've just sat down then ask you to do something' always seems to be timed to perfection so your buttocks have literally just made contact with the sofa too "

Yep .. been there bro

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Then you walk back in and she’s like ‘Forget it I’ll do it myself!’

Where are my keys??? - On the side?? - Which side??- That side?

*10 minutes of shuffling and huffing!

Ffs goes straight to keys

You need us to find the shit you lost so stop complaining!

"

This is so true

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Am I alone in sending WhatsApps to Mr from upstairs etc?

Yes, I’ve never WhatsApped your Mr! "

I place hot drinks orders from upstairs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Then you walk back in and she’s like ‘Forget it I’ll do it myself!’

Where are my keys??? - On the side?? - Which side??- That side?

*10 minutes of shuffling and huffing!

Ffs goes straight to keys

You need us to find the shit you lost so stop complaining!

"

That's unisex ...where did you last have them? ...why didn't you leave them where you can find them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I alone in sending WhatsApps to Mr from upstairs etc?

Yes, I’ve never WhatsApped your Mr!

I place hot drinks orders from upstairs "

Does he put your name on the cup like a proper barista ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about getting ready to go somewhere posh ...hours of I'll wear this..no this...no this ...and the makeup ..and the hair...and the nails ....then we get drive faster FFS .. we'll be late

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Am I alone in sending WhatsApps to Mr from upstairs etc?

Yes, I’ve never WhatsApped your Mr!

I place hot drinks orders from upstairs

Does he put your name on the cup like a proper barista ?"

Actually, no. *Makes note to buy Sharpies for Christmas*

Thank you this very important input

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s all the added exercise, meet that step quota, rising up from the sofa stretching.... we are doing you a favour really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're secretly keeping you in shape

We are already in shape, thank you.

Round is a shape! "

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