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When the cat sits on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Then you can't move.

They look far too cute and cosy to disturb so you patiently wait until they are ready to budge before resuming with life

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I try cajoling. Then pleading. She just looks at me. A long suffering look..

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Never disturb a contented pussy .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I try cajoling. Then pleading. She just looks at me. A long suffering look.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid, I had cat the used to sit on the head of people he didn't like

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Then you can't move.

They look far too cute and cosy to disturb so you patiently wait until they are ready to budge before resuming with life "

Haha, I know, my cat lies on my chest in bed in the morning

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Then you can't move.

They look far too cute and cosy to disturb so you patiently wait until they are ready to budge before resuming with life "

Id feel the same if you was in my lap.

Id happily sit there just stroking you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night "

When you have two cats and one lies on either side of you, you can't even move

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night "

Yes but you do have six cats..what do you expect?... x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd probably sit there for an age until it moved. Then beg it not to go back to it's real home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night

Yes but you do have six cats..what do you expect?... x"

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night

When you have two cats and one lies on either side of you, you can't even move "

It's as if they know

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Then you can't move.

They look far too cute and cosy to disturb so you patiently wait until they are ready to budge before resuming with life "

I kinda tollerate cats so they arnt my thing really and certainly not when they make there bed before lieing down on you.

As I found out, I will feed it and pet it no problem its just not making its bed on me.

You should try a small dog if you think a cats bad enough.

Small and cute and defends you, When it falls asleep at side of you its really lovable enough so sometimes your desperate for the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Then you can't move.

They look far too cute and cosy to disturb so you patiently wait until they are ready to budge before resuming with life

I kinda tollerate cats so they arnt my thing really and certainly not when they make there bed before lieing down on you.

As I found out, I will feed it and pet it no problem its just not making its bed on me.

You should try a small dog if you think a cats bad enough.

Small and cute and defends you, When it falls asleep at side of you its really lovable enough so sometimes your desperate for the toilet. "

I was raised with bed hogging dogs so also aware of their snuggle power too

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I'd probably sit there for an age until it moved. Then beg it not to go back to it's real home!"

That’s the kind of shit my cat pulls, he’s always coming home smelling of different perfume. He’s such a tart.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'd probably sit there for an age until it moved. Then beg it not to go back to it's real home!

That’s the kind of shit my cat pulls, he’s always coming home smelling of different perfume. He’s such a tart. "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you ever played cat Jenga...see how many things you can put on top of your cat before it buggers off

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Then there's cat head balancing...much like cat Jenga .. only you only put stuff on top of its head

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about cat ear tickle flick... just make your cat flick it's ear because you tickle it somehow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about cat ear tickle flick... just make your cat flick it's ear because you tickle it somehow "

I feel sorry for your cat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id shit my self if the cat jamp on my lap mainly due to not owning one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Id shit my self if the cat jamp on my lap mainly due to not owning one "

Haha!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Then you can't move.

They look far too cute and cosy to disturb so you patiently wait until they are ready to budge before resuming with life

I kinda tollerate cats so they arnt my thing really and certainly not when they make there bed before lieing down on you.

As I found out, I will feed it and pet it no problem its just not making its bed on me.

You should try a small dog if you think a cats bad enough.

Small and cute and defends you, When it falls asleep at side of you its really lovable enough so sometimes your desperate for the toilet. "

We have four cats & they still manage to hog our super king size bed, mind you they are no match for the dog as he weighs nearly ten stone.

Once he’s decided he’s stopping still for a kip you are stopping too

S

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"About a year ago, I stopped letting my cats in my bedroom at night. One night, I moved to give them a bit more room, they filled the gap. I moved a bit more, and they filled that gap. I moved a bit more and fell out of bed. No more cats in the bedroom at night

When you have two cats and one lies on either side of you, you can't even move "

Try four.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

They say that some dogs sit on feet because it is where it is the smelliest... is it the same for cat?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"They say that some dogs sit on feet because it is where it is the smelliest... is it the same for cat?"

Well it ain't called my tuna tunnel for nothing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My cats are a frigging nightmare. Ive got a really big comfy arechair i curl up in. One cat is always on the chair arm another in the crook of my leg and the other on my knee. Its even worse when they want to all be on my knee at the same time

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"They say that some dogs sit on feet because it is where it is the smelliest... is it the same for cat?

Well it ain't called my tuna tunnel for nothing "

So if I rub whiskers around my groin it will attract more pussy?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"They say that some dogs sit on feet because it is where it is the smelliest... is it the same for cat?

Well it ain't called my tuna tunnel for nothing

So if I rub whiskers around my groin it will attract more pussy? "

Now the cat is out of the bag, it might be time to invest in tinned feline fodder

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"They say that some dogs sit on feet because it is where it is the smelliest... is it the same for cat?

Well it ain't called my tuna tunnel for nothing

So if I rub whiskers around my groin it will attract more pussy?

Now the cat is out of the bag, it might be time to invest in tinned feline fodder "

Comes across a bit fishy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just say,do you want your dinner and he jumps off my knee

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I just say,do you want your dinner and he jumps off my knee "

And the cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a pussy sat on my lap I wouldn't want it to move!

C'mon, open goal,!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just say,do you want your dinner and he jumps off my knee

And the cat?"

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