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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? " Do you have a strapon? | |||
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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? Do you have a strapon? " *Opens love honey* | |||
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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? Do you have a strapon? *Opens love honey* " D. | |||
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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? Do you have a strapon? *Opens love honey* D." She knows I'm not joking | |||
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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? " jebus sparkles you have long legs | |||
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"Shit , it's 35 4 one inch thick books will be required for under the dining table legs Alternatively you can measure coffee table height and I'll come back with kneeling position leg to waist measurement " 35 is good!! We can work with that. Plenty of different angles to be had. | |||
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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? Do you have a strapon? *Opens love honey* " Who are you trying to fool Sparkles ? Correction , *opens bedside drawer | |||
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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? Do you have a strapon? *Opens love honey* Who are you trying to fool Sparkles ? Correction , *opens bedside drawer " Stop giving all my secrets away! | |||
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"Shit , it's 35 4 one inch thick books will be required for under the dining table legs Alternatively you can measure coffee table height and I'll come back with kneeling position leg to waist measurement 35 is good!! We can work with that. Plenty of different angles to be had. " Any triangles to be had when Sparkles finds that strap on? | |||
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"Shit , it's 35 4 one inch thick books will be required for under the dining table legs Alternatively you can measure coffee table height and I'll come back with kneeling position leg to waist measurement 35 is good!! We can work with that. Plenty of different angles to be had. Any triangles to be had when Sparkles finds that strap on?" Oh yes! | |||
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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? Do you have a strapon? *Opens love honey* D. She knows I'm not joking " Neither of you are! Fantastic bit of flirting! Proper made me giggle D. | |||
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"Shit , it's 35 4 one inch thick books will be required for under the dining table legs Alternatively you can measure coffee table height and I'll come back with kneeling position leg to waist measurement 35 is good!! We can work with that. Plenty of different angles to be had. Any triangles to be had when Sparkles finds that strap on? Oh yes! " | |||
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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? Do you have a strapon? *Opens love honey* D. She knows I'm not joking Neither of you are! Fantastic bit of flirting! Proper made me giggle D." I loves her | |||
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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? Do you have a strapon? *Opens love honey* Who are you trying to fool Sparkles ? Correction , *opens bedside drawer Stop giving all my secrets away! " Don't worry Your Bubble is safe with me | |||
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"Shit , it's 35 4 one inch thick books will be required for under the dining table legs Alternatively you can measure coffee table height and I'll come back with kneeling position leg to waist measurement 35 is good!! We can work with that. Plenty of different angles to be had. Any triangles to be had when Sparkles finds that strap on? Oh yes! " So Miss, what outfit from my pics do I have to wear while bent over my table? | |||
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"Shit , it's 35 4 one inch thick books will be required for under the dining table legs Alternatively you can measure coffee table height and I'll come back with kneeling position leg to waist measurement 35 is good!! We can work with that. Plenty of different angles to be had. Any triangles to be had when Sparkles finds that strap on? Oh yes! " Ohhh , ohhh yeeeessss , times 3 and screaming please | |||
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"35 n half here " Longest legs on the thread so far. That half matters! | |||
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"35 n half here Longest legs on the thread so far. That half matters! " Every little helps | |||
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"Is it bad that I don’t know what mine is? As so many jeans/ trousers are cut differently and I try them on and they either fit or don’t." Go measure! You'll have to hold your cock and balls up out of the way though. | |||
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"Is it bad that I don’t know what mine is? As so many jeans/ trousers are cut differently and I try them on and they either fit or don’t. Go measure! You'll have to hold your cock and balls up out of the way though. " Can you do that part for me? | |||
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"Is it bad that I don’t know what mine is? As so many jeans/ trousers are cut differently and I try them on and they either fit or don’t. Go measure! You'll have to hold your cock and balls up out of the way though. Can you do that part for me? " You forgot the 'please Miss' on the end of that. | |||
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"Is it bad that I don’t know what mine is? As so many jeans/ trousers are cut differently and I try them on and they either fit or don’t. Go measure! You'll have to hold your cock and balls up out of the way though. Can you do that part for me? You forgot the 'please Miss' on the end of that. " Bloody hell, you must think I was dragged up. Please Miss with a cherry on top | |||
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"Shit , it's 35 4 one inch thick books will be required for under the dining table legs Alternatively you can measure coffee table height and I'll come back with kneeling position leg to waist measurement 35 is good!! We can work with that. Plenty of different angles to be had. Any triangles to be had when Sparkles finds that strap on? Oh yes! So Miss, what outfit from my pics do I have to wear while bent over my table? " The body harness will do nicely | |||
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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? " Really! | |||
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"Is it bad that I don’t know what mine is? As so many jeans/ trousers are cut differently and I try them on and they either fit or don’t. Go measure! You'll have to hold your cock and balls up out of the way though. Can you do that part for me? You forgot the 'please Miss' on the end of that. Bloody hell, you must think I was dragged up. Please Miss with a cherry on top " good boy. Just don't cough OK. | |||
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"Shit , it's 35 4 one inch thick books will be required for under the dining table legs Alternatively you can measure coffee table height and I'll come back with kneeling position leg to waist measurement 35 is good!! We can work with that. Plenty of different angles to be had. Any triangles to be had when Sparkles finds that strap on? Oh yes! So Miss, what outfit from my pics do I have to wear while bent over my table? " I'd go for the little black dress with the leather straps | |||
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"Seems like these days everyone wants to know everything. So just for fun, what's your inside leg measurement? Does your measurement make you perfect for fucking on the dining room table, office desk, the bed, a particular position, car bonnet, kitchen worktop or somewhere else? P.S. Men with a 33/34 leg required for my dining table. #legmesurementsmatter " 33 inch inside leg here, Unfortunately to far from your dining table | |||
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"Seems like these days everyone wants to know everything. So just for fun, what's your inside leg measurement? Does your measurement make you perfect for fucking on the dining room table, office desk, the bed, a particular position, car bonnet, kitchen worktop or somewhere else? P.S. Men with a 33/34 leg required for my dining table. #legmesurementsmatter " 32” inside leg measurement... i’m good at balancing on my tip toes so should be ok with regard to your dining room table | |||
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"36 inside leg. I’m mostly legs " Oh wow. You're winning longest legs so far too. | |||
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"I'm probably winning the shortest male leg contest!" Nothing wrong with that at all. I'm probably the shortest person on the thread. | |||
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"36 inside leg. I’m mostly legs " Wow that’s impressive legs for days mine are 28” guess I’m all torso | |||
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"I'm a short cornish man I'm only 5.8 tall and only have a 30 inch inside leg " Well I’m 5’1 and 28” leg come stand by me I’ll wear flats besides pillow to pillow were all the same height! | |||
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"I just checked loads of pairs of pants/jeans I have more 34” than 32” and some 36” so my inside leg is somewhere inbetween " Curiousity get the better of u xxx | |||
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"I just checked loads of pairs of pants/jeans I have more 34” than 32” and some 36” so my inside leg is somewhere inbetween Curiousity get the better of u xxx " Yeah, well I should actually know but don’t. Go figure? | |||
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"I just checked loads of pairs of pants/jeans I have more 34” than 32” and some 36” so my inside leg is somewhere inbetween " I was wondering if I'd get anyone measuring their legs, or furniture for that matter but I guess having you check all your trousers is close enough. You could just measure them. | |||
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"I'm a 34 waist and 34 inside leg I'm 6ft tall " And in heels even longer! Love the stockings btw | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is!" Feel free to educate | |||
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"I'm a 34 waist and 34 inside leg I'm 6ft tall And in heels even longer! Love the stockings btw " Thank you, I spend far too much time on eBay | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is!" Inside crutch to ankle can place a book between legs and measure from the high end of the book to floor, prob wise to get someone else to do any measuring for you, and not to pull the tape,true dressmaking tape measure won’t stretch | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Inside crutch to ankle can place a book between legs and measure from the high end of the book to floor, prob wise to get someone else to do any measuring for you, and not to pull the tape,true dressmaking tape measure won’t stretch " I am offering to help anyone with book placement and extension of tape. | |||
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"I'm a short cornish man I'm only 5.8 tall and only have a 30 inch inside leg Well I’m 5’1 and 28” leg come stand by me I’ll wear flats besides pillow to pillow were all the same height! " can I lay between your legs | |||
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"Seems like these days everyone wants to know everything. So just for fun, what's your inside leg measurement? Does your measurement make you perfect for fucking on the dining room table, office desk, the bed, a particular position, car bonnet, kitchen worktop or somewhere else? P.S. Men with a 33/34 leg required for my dining table. #legmesurementsmatter " Looks like an inch will have to be chopped off your table legs then. Either that or I shall have to stand on a milk crate! lol My inside leg is 32 and I'm 6' tall | |||
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"I'm a short cornish man I'm only 5.8 tall and only have a 30 inch inside leg Well I’m 5’1 and 28” leg come stand by me I’ll wear flats besides pillow to pillow were all the same height! can I lay between your legs " Well shy babies get no sweets I suppose! Don’t ask don’t get | |||
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"I'm a short cornish man I'm only 5.8 tall and only have a 30 inch inside leg Well I’m 5’1 and 28” leg come stand by me I’ll wear flats besides pillow to pillow were all the same height! can I lay between your legs Well shy babies get no sweets I suppose! Don’t ask don’t get " is that a yes then?? | |||
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"I'm a short cornish man I'm only 5.8 tall and only have a 30 inch inside leg Well I’m 5’1 and 28” leg come stand by me I’ll wear flats besides pillow to pillow were all the same height! can I lay between your legs Well shy babies get no sweets I suppose! Don’t ask don’t get is that a yes then?? " Iv always been told to shut my legs or I’ll cause a draught | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Inside crutch to ankle can place a book between legs and measure from the high end of the book to floor, prob wise to get someone else to do any measuring for you, and not to pull the tape,true dressmaking tape measure won’t stretch I am offering to help anyone with book placement and extension of tape. " Great, you can help breadless he's clueless! | |||
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"Seems like these days everyone wants to know everything. So just for fun, what's your inside leg measurement? Does your measurement make you perfect for fucking on the dining room table, office desk, the bed, a particular position, car bonnet, kitchen worktop or somewhere else? P.S. Men with a 33/34 leg required for my dining table. #legmesurementsmatter Looks like an inch will have to be chopped off your table legs then. Either that or I shall have to stand on a milk crate! lol My inside leg is 32 and I'm 6' tall " Nooo! you can't chop the table legs. That's just wrong. Wear thick soled boots? No wait that might not look good, but I guess id be facing the other way | |||
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"34" and 5ft 10, most my height is my legs " Ooh hello | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate" Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! " I'm one of those women. I have long legs and a shorter torso | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! " I tell you what..... When it's my turn to have sparkles bent over my dining table, I'll measure up my 30 inch legs against hers and confirm for you? | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! " Women do tend to have longer legs and smaller torsos for their height than men. Short, regular and long lengths in trousers/jeans are the same in both men's and women's clothes even though men are taller on average. | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I'm one of those women. I have long legs and a shorter torso " You do know the length of your head is also included in your overall height, don't you! | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I'm one of those women. I have long legs and a shorter torso You do know the length of your head is also included in your overall height, don't you! " Erm....yes. I'm pretty good at using a tape measure now. Can even measure my own boobs | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I'm one of those women. I have long legs and a shorter torso You do know the length of your head is also included in your overall height, don't you! Erm....yes. I'm pretty good at using a tape measure now. Can even measure my own boobs " You need a hand with that tape? | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I'm one of those women. I have long legs and a shorter torso You do know the length of your head is also included in your overall height, don't you! Erm....yes. I'm pretty good at using a tape measure now. Can even measure my own boobs " I can double check those for you too if you like? | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I'm one of those women. I have long legs and a shorter torso You do know the length of your head is also included in your overall height, don't you! Erm....yes. I'm pretty good at using a tape measure now. Can even measure my own boobs You need a hand with that tape? " Need a hand with something | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I'm one of those women. I have long legs and a shorter torso You do know the length of your head is also included in your overall height, don't you! Erm....yes. I'm pretty good at using a tape measure now. Can even measure my own boobs I can double check those for you too if you like? " Now there's an offer I can't refuse | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I tell you what..... When it's my turn to have sparkles bent over my dining table, I'll measure up my 30 inch legs against hers and confirm for you? " You might need an independent adjudicator for that.. people are asking for recounts all the time these days | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I tell you what..... When it's my turn to have sparkles bent over my dining table, I'll measure up my 30 inch legs against hers and confirm for you? You might need an independent adjudicator for that.. people are asking for recounts all the time these days " Be our guest.... We can also do the same for your leg measurent too. | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I'm one of those women. I have long legs and a shorter torso You do know the length of your head is also included in your overall height, don't you! Erm....yes. I'm pretty good at using a tape measure now. Can even measure my own boobs " You now know it goes around your body and not just each boob! | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I tell you what..... When it's my turn to have sparkles bent over my dining table, I'll measure up my 30 inch legs against hers and confirm for you? You might need an independent adjudicator for that.. people are asking for recounts all the time these days Be our guest.... We can also do the same for your leg measurent too. " You are too kind (reaches for tape measure and car keys)! Such lovely offers tonight! | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I tell you what..... When it's my turn to have sparkles bent over my dining table, I'll measure up my 30 inch legs against hers and confirm for you? You might need an independent adjudicator for that.. people are asking for recounts all the time these days Be our guest.... We can also do the same for your leg measurent too. You are too kind (reaches for tape measure and car keys)! Such lovely offers tonight!" I'll get the biscuits in for after! | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I tell you what..... When it's my turn to have sparkles bent over my dining table, I'll measure up my 30 inch legs against hers and confirm for you? You might need an independent adjudicator for that.. people are asking for recounts all the time these days Be our guest.... We can also do the same for your leg measurent too. You are too kind (reaches for tape measure and car keys)! Such lovely offers tonight! I'll get the biscuits in for after! " Oh, You say the best things! I do like my biscuits... (Just no Jaffa Cakes) | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I tell you what..... When it's my turn to have sparkles bent over my dining table, I'll measure up my 30 inch legs against hers and confirm for you? You might need an independent adjudicator for that.. people are asking for recounts all the time these days Be our guest.... We can also do the same for your leg measurent too. You are too kind (reaches for tape measure and car keys)! Such lovely offers tonight! I'll get the biscuits in for after! Oh, You say the best things! I do like my biscuits... (Just no Jaffa Cakes) " Jaffa cakes aren't biscuits | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I tell you what..... When it's my turn to have sparkles bent over my dining table, I'll measure up my 30 inch legs against hers and confirm for you? You might need an independent adjudicator for that.. people are asking for recounts all the time these days Be our guest.... We can also do the same for your leg measurent too. You are too kind (reaches for tape measure and car keys)! Such lovely offers tonight! I'll get the biscuits in for after! Oh, You say the best things! I do like my biscuits... (Just no Jaffa Cakes) " I like cakes, I'll keep those to myself then. | |||
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"34" and 5ft 10, most my height is my legs Ooh hello " Hello, and yes, I own a strap on | |||
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"Seems like these days everyone wants to know everything. So just for fun, what's your inside leg measurement? Does your measurement make you perfect for fucking on the dining room table, office desk, the bed, a particular position, car bonnet, kitchen worktop or somewhere else? P.S. Men with a 33/34 leg required for my dining table. #legmesurementsmatter " I'm buying you a smaller table, only a 30/31 | |||
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"Mine are 35, I'm like a daddy long legs lol" You don’t like any daddy I know? | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I tell you what..... When it's my turn to have sparkles bent over my dining table, I'll measure up my 30 inch legs against hers and confirm for you? You might need an independent adjudicator for that.. people are asking for recounts all the time these days Be our guest.... We can also do the same for your leg measurent too. You are too kind (reaches for tape measure and car keys)! Such lovely offers tonight! I'll get the biscuits in for after! Oh, You say the best things! I do like my biscuits... (Just no Jaffa Cakes) Jaffa cakes aren't biscuits " You... are just spot on! | |||
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"I'm probably winning the shortest male leg contest! Nothing wrong with that at all. I'm probably the shortest person on the thread. " 5”1 here and 27’ legs teeny tiny lol | |||
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"I learnt something from this thread, some people don't seem to either know how to measure or what an inside leg is! Feel free to educate Most people around 6' tall seem to have an inside leg measurement of about 34" yet there's some women claiming 34" inside leg while "only" being approx 5'7" tall, they must look a bit disproportional! I tell you what..... When it's my turn to have sparkles bent over my dining table, I'll measure up my 30 inch legs against hers and confirm for you? You might need an independent adjudicator for that.. people are asking for recounts all the time these days Be our guest.... We can also do the same for your leg measurent too. You are too kind (reaches for tape measure and car keys)! Such lovely offers tonight! I'll get the biscuits in for after! Oh, You say the best things! I do like my biscuits... (Just no Jaffa Cakes) Jaffa cakes aren't biscuits You... are just spot on! " I have my moments | |||
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"34" and 5ft 10, most my height is my legs Ooh hello Hello, and yes, I own a strap on " Oh my you are well equipped, | |||
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"Seems like these days everyone wants to know everything. So just for fun, what's your inside leg measurement? Does your measurement make you perfect for fucking on the dining room table, office desk, the bed, a particular position, car bonnet, kitchen worktop or somewhere else? P.S. Men with a 33/34 leg required for my dining table. #legmesurementsmatter I'm buying you a smaller table, only a 30/31 " But I like my table. It's very sturdy and big. How about books? Far cheaper for you too. | |||
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"Bear with me while I go measure the height of my bed to see if it caters for the shorter leg lengths. " It's ok, I'm good on my tippy-toes too. I have strong calves | |||
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"Bear with me while I go measure the height of my bed to see if it caters for the shorter leg lengths. " Or any other surface in/around your house | |||
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"Bear with me while I go measure the height of my bed to see if it caters for the shorter leg lengths. Or any other surface in/around your house " Do I then need to find a matching leg length for each of them?? | |||
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"What is your leg size ? Apart from long and sexy " 30. I think they look longer in my profile, most people think I'm tall from my photos. | |||
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"What is your leg size ? Apart from long and sexy 30. I think they look longer in my profile, most people think I'm tall from my photos. " They look longer in real life too | |||
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"Bear with me while I go measure the height of my bed to see if it caters for the shorter leg lengths. Or any other surface in/around your house Do I then need to find a matching leg length for each of them?? " No, just curious as to how many areas can be utilised | |||
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"What is your leg size ? Apart from long and sexy 30. I think they look longer in my profile, most people think I'm tall from my photos. They look longer in real life too " Mmm do they...that's interesting to hear | |||
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"Seems like these days everyone wants to know everything. So just for fun, what's your inside leg measurement? Does your measurement make you perfect for fucking on the dining room table, office desk, the bed, a particular position, car bonnet, kitchen worktop or somewhere else? P.S. Men with a 33/34 leg required for my dining table. #legmesurementsmatter Looks like an inch will have to be chopped off your table legs then. Either that or I shall have to stand on a milk crate! lol My inside leg is 32 and I'm 6' tall Nooo! you can't chop the table legs. That's just wrong. Wear thick soled boots? No wait that might not look good, but I guess id be facing the other way " Ok, the table legs are saved. It either the milk crate or stand on tippy toes! | |||
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"10 inches...oh wait wrong leg " I'ts Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um, With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um. | |||
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"10 inches...oh wait wrong leg I'ts Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um, With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um." Damn it I'm susceptible to earworms and I'm not totally sure that's work appropriate | |||
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"10 inches...oh wait wrong leg I'ts Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um, With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um. Damn it I'm susceptible to earworms and I'm not totally sure that's work appropriate " You are welcome | |||
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"Mine are 34" or is it just men you're looking for? " Some long legs you’ve got | |||
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"10 inches...oh wait wrong leg I'ts Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um, With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um. Damn it I'm susceptible to earworms and I'm not totally sure that's work appropriate " As someone who had to listen to my college sing I'm a little teapot for 10 minutes straight, please don't do that, that's cruelty | |||
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"10 inches...oh wait wrong leg I'ts Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um, With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um." Blimey that song is a blast from the past. | |||
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"10 inches...oh wait wrong leg I'ts Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um, With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um. Damn it I'm susceptible to earworms and I'm not totally sure that's work appropriate As someone who had to listen to my college sing I'm a little teapot for 10 minutes straight, please don't do that, that's cruelty " I am being bugged more by my misplaced apostrophe than the song It's* | |||
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"10 inches...oh wait wrong leg It's Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um, With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um. Damn it I'm susceptible to earworms and I'm not totally sure that's work appropriate As someone who had to listen to my college sing I'm a little teapot for 10 minutes straight, please don't do that, that's cruelty I am being bugged more by my misplaced apostrophe than the song It's*" I'll fix it for you for a low price of a 37 second shag | |||
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"10 inches...oh wait wrong leg It's Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um, With his extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um. Damn it I'm susceptible to earworms and I'm not totally sure that's work appropriate As someone who had to listen to my college sing I'm a little teapot for 10 minutes straight, please don't do that, that's cruelty I am being bugged more by my misplaced apostrophe than the song It's* I'll fix it for you for a low price of a 37 second shag " Very good, I see what you did there | |||
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"I'm 34" inside leg but a 30" waist. Finding jeans is a pain ??" Mr KC feels your pain. He wears a belt at all times because his trousers would fall down otherwise. He has to buy bigger waists for the longer leg. Annoying! | |||
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