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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Cowabunga tattva namaste and, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'?

Having a bath? Eating cheese? Eating popcorn?

doing a Brummie accent? Performing a sexual act in exchange for Lego? Training? Wearing a hoodie? Supporting an elf between your tits?

Being cosy in a holiday home?Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want. Everyone is welcome.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hoodies unite!

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

A huddle of hoodies...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hoodies unite!

Yeah!

You're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, nice work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A huddle of hoodies..."

So cosy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jamie Hants really is a rascal.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Jamie Hants really is a rascal."

What has Jamie been up to

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Jamie Hants really is a rascal."

Who also really likes cheese ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jamie Hants really is a rascal.

What has Jamie been up to

She's been rascalling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jamie Hants really is a rascal.

Who also really likes cheese ?? "

She really does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm making another decaff coff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slips into another late night thread.

Hellooo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Jamie Hants really is a rascal.

What has Jamie been up to

She's been rascalling."

You'll have to elaborate

I just had a caffeine rich coffee (popcorn, no bun) and will soon go to bed

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By *aCaiMan
over a year ago

Telford

God I wish I had someone to fuck...

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"God I wish I had someone to fuck... "

Being a friend to yourself is the best gift you can give ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slips into another late night thread.

Hellooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rachael. I like it when you slip in.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy"

Go back and check Jamie - I think someone might hold all the Aces

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy"

I have a T-shirt that says scallywag in it and I’m not even from Manchester.... cheese is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jamie Hants really is a rascal.

What has Jamie been up to

She's been rascalling.

You'll have to elaborate

I just had a caffeine rich coffee (popcorn, no bun) and will soon go to bed."

Good snacking everyone.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

Go back and check Jamie - I think someone might hold all the Aces

Thank you, KC. This is getting out of hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I wish I had someone to fuck... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cai. I know what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips into another late night thread.

Hellooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rachael. I like it when you slip in."

Thank you.

I went all the way from Somerset to Wimbledon to have my boobs looked at today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy"

What's your favourite cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God I wish I had someone to fuck... "

I wish I could be fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I wish I had someone to fuck...

Being a friend to yourself is the best gift you can give ..."

I like to bash my bishop too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?"

Blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm eating chocolate raisins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

Go back and check Jamie - I think someone might hold all the Aces

Not anymore.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?"

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

Oh my

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

Go back and check Jamie - I think someone might hold all the Aces

Not anymore."

This is witchcraft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slips into another late night thread.

Hellooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rachael. I like it when you slip in.

Thank you.

I went all the way from Somerset to Wimbledon to have my boobs looked at today.

It was good of you to travel all that way to show your boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too. "

Oh I forgot about Camembert. With whole cloves of garlic poked into it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Blue

I knew you'd like it blue.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

I’m just eating chocolate ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips into another late night thread.

Hellooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rachael. I like it when you slip in.

Thank you.

I went all the way from Somerset to Wimbledon to have my boobs looked at today.

It was good of you to travel all that way to show your boobs."

She felt up my inner thighs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Blue

I knew you'd like it blue."

I’ve always liked black best but that’s another story

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

Oh I forgot about Camembert. With whole cloves of garlic poked into it

Yummo

with crusty bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too. "

Tank parasite boss walk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

Oh my

I know how to stay up all night.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Anyone put a layer of marmite on the toast for cheese on toast ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

Go back and check Jamie - I think someone might hold all the Aces

Not anymore."

I got chatting to someone, so I'll concede to Jamie on this occasion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

Go back and check Jamie - I think someone might hold all the Aces

Not anymore.

This is witchcraft

She's a rascal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

Oh I forgot about Camembert. With whole cloves of garlic poked into it

Yummo

with crusty bread "

Mmmmm. The kind of bread who’s crust is sharp if you bite into it wrong

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

Tank parasite boss walk."

I need to get a snack or I’m going to start eating nocturnal fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone put a layer of marmite on the toast for cheese on toast ? "

Yes. Me.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Anyone put a layer of marmite on the toast for cheese on toast ? "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm eating chocolate raisins.

I’m just eating chocolate ?? "

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

Tank parasite boss walk.

I need to get a snack or I’m going to start eating nocturnal fabbers"

I’ve not been eaten yet

Looking forward to that first time

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

Oh I forgot about Camembert. With whole cloves of garlic poked into it

Yummo

with crusty bread

Mmmmm. The kind of bread who’s crust is sharp if you bite into it wrong"

Ooooh yes! I flash bake French sticks so they’re extra crusty and warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slips into another late night thread.

Hellooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rachael. I like it when you slip in.

Thank you.

I went all the way from Somerset to Wimbledon to have my boobs looked at today.

It was good of you to travel all that way to show your boobs.

She felt up my inner thighs too

Blimey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Blue

I knew you'd like it blue.

I’ve always liked black best but that’s another story

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Now this might be a bit odd... peanut butter and strong cheese sandwiches?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

Tank parasite boss walk.

I need to get a snack or I’m going to start eating nocturnal fabbers

I’ve not been eaten yet

Looking forward to that first time "

Oooh! That is exciting!!!!!

how are you adjusting? Big year!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone put a layer of marmite on the toast for cheese on toast ? "

I do for scrambled eggs on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

Oh I forgot about Camembert. With whole cloves of garlic poked into it

Yummo

with crusty bread

Mmmmm. The kind of bread who’s crust is sharp if you bite into it wrong

Ooooh yes! I flash bake French sticks so they’re extra crusty and warm "

A huge Camembert to share. Ending up with it stuck to the back of your teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

Go back and check Jamie - I think someone might hold all the Aces

Not anymore.

I got chatting to someone, so I'll concede to Jamie on this occasion

Loser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm making a ³rd decaff coff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

Tank parasite boss walk.

I need to get a snack or I’m going to start eating nocturnal fabbers

I’ve not been eaten yet

Looking forward to that first time

Oooh! That is exciting!!!!!

how are you adjusting? Big year! "

I’m on the cusp of being ready to play.

It’s been a bit of a haul. A lot of pain.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Anyone put a layer of marmite on the toast for cheese on toast ?

I do for scrambled eggs on toast."

Layer of butter first I hope...! Bit of hot sauce in the eggs... still runny

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

There's too much cheesy, crumbly, crusty talk on here for my waistline to tolerate. It's very sensitive. The merest thought of a calorie adds at least 2kg.

That's why I was snacking on popcorn - it's mainly hot air

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm making a ³rd decaff coff."

I predict you will require a sit down wee shortly. That's a lot of decaf.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slips into another late night thread.

Hellooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rachael. I like it when you slip in.

Thank you.

I went all the way from Somerset to Wimbledon to have my boobs looked at today.

It was good of you to travel all that way to show your boobs.

She felt up my inner thighs too

Blimey."

I’ll be having liposuction on the inside of my thighs. Under my bum. Love handles and tummy fat harvested will be going into my boobs. A natural boob job.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

Go back and check Jamie - I think someone might hold all the Aces

Not anymore.

I got chatting to someone, so I'll concede to Jamie on this occasion

Loser."

I may have lost the battle, but.........

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Ace just declared war. I love chaos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might give sleeping a try now ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

Tank parasite boss walk.

I need to get a snack or I’m going to start eating nocturnal fabbers"

What are you going to snack on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now this might be a bit odd... peanut butter and strong cheese sandwiches? "

You bloody pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I might give sleeping a try now ......

Sweet dreams. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

Tank parasite boss walk.

I need to get a snack or I’m going to start eating nocturnal fabbers

I’ve not been eaten yet

Looking forward to that first time

Oooh! That is exciting!!!!!

how are you adjusting? Big year! "

Rachael doesn't need to adjust anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might give sleeping a try now ......

Sweet dreams. x"

Goodnight everyone xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a rascal who likes cheese

guiltyyyyy

What's your favourite cheese?

Pecorino, Parmesan or mozzarella because I use them a lot in cooking.

Anything melty if it’s being fried.

I’m partial to a fondue.

I’m also partial to a baked camembert

For a stand along piece of cheese on a cheeseboard, I like a really ripe Brie

but please do not refrigerate my Brie, I would like it at room temperature the way it was intended to be eaten. Parasites be damned. I’ll eat those too.

Tank parasite boss walk.

I need to get a snack or I’m going to start eating nocturnal fabbers

I’ve not been eaten yet

Looking forward to that first time

Oooh! That is exciting!!!!!

how are you adjusting? Big year!

I’m on the cusp of being ready to play.

It’s been a bit of a haul. A lot of pain. "

You're almost there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone put a layer of marmite on the toast for cheese on toast ?

I do for scrambled eggs on toast.

Layer of butter first I hope...! Bit of hot sauce in the eggs... still runny "

Oh, there's butter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm making a ³rd decaff coff.

I predict you will require a sit down wee shortly. That's a lot of decaf....."

*Nods*

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Popcorn post. ^

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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See. No calories

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slips into another late night thread.

Hellooo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rachael. I like it when you slip in.

Thank you.

I went all the way from Somerset to Wimbledon to have my boobs looked at today.

It was good of you to travel all that way to show your boobs.

She felt up my inner thighs too

Blimey.

I’ll be having liposuction on the inside of my thighs. Under my bum. Love handles and tummy fat harvested will be going into my boobs. A natural boob job.

It's good to recycle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See. No calories

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I like overdone scrambled eggs that are a bit rubbery with no butter.

I like scrambled eggs on marmite on toast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like overdone scrambled eggs that are a bit rubbery with no butter.

I like scrambled eggs on marmite on toast. "

I don't add butter to my scrambled eggs. I use a little extra milk.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I like overdone scrambled eggs that are a bit rubbery with no butter.

I like scrambled eggs on marmite on toast.

I don't add butter to my scrambled eggs. I use a little extra milk."

I like to keep my eggs naked. Lots of black pepper.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m making carbonara tomorrow, I need to use up some eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m making carbonara tomorrow, I need to use up some eggs "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

This talk of rich pasta dishes and other calorific treats is making my bathroom scales shudder. I'm out.

Goodnight fellow hoodies

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"I like overdone scrambled eggs that are a bit rubbery with no butter.

I like scrambled eggs on marmite on toast.

I don't add butter to my scrambled eggs. I use a little extra milk."

Milk..... shudder !!! Makes the eggs a bit tough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It takes a hen between 24 and 26 hours to develop an egg. Once the hen lays an egg, the development of a new egg normally starts within 3O minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This talk of rich pasta dishes and other calorific treats is making my bathroom scales shudder. I'm out.

Goodnight fellow hoodies

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like overdone scrambled eggs that are a bit rubbery with no butter.

I like scrambled eggs on marmite on toast.

I don't add butter to my scrambled eggs. I use a little extra milk.

Milk..... shudder !!! Makes the eggs a bit tough"

Depends how long you cook 'em for.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

My aunty keeps chickens ??.... fresh eggs are a beautiful thing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"It takes a hen between 24 and 26 hours to develop an egg. Once the hen lays an egg, the development of a new egg normally starts within 3O minutes."

When I had ma bungalow out in the sticks, ma next door neighbour used to keep his hens on ma garden in the summer. I got free eggs, and they got free apples, pears and plums from the orchard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Harriet, a hen from Essex laid the world's largest egg in 2010. The egg measured at 9.1 inches in diameter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My aunty keeps chickens ??.... fresh eggs are a beautiful thing "

Fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It takes a hen between 24 and 26 hours to develop an egg. Once the hen lays an egg, the development of a new egg normally starts within 3O minutes.

When I had ma bungalow out in the sticks, ma next door neighbour used to keep his hens on ma garden in the summer. I got free eggs, and they got free apples, pears and plums from the orchard

Beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0uKjNLMKpyA

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0uKjNLMKpyA"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alberto. Happy Wednesday. Smileyface

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"My aunty keeps chickens ??.... fresh eggs are a beautiful thing

Fantastic."

That decaf gone through you yet ? ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The thickness of an eggshell depends on the age of the hen. Younger hens will lay eggs with harder shells. Older hens will lay eggs with thinner shells.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My aunty keeps chickens ??.... fresh eggs are a beautiful thing

Fantastic.

That decaf gone through you yet ? ??"

Not yet, remarkably.

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"My aunty keeps chickens ??.... fresh eggs are a beautiful thing

Fantastic.

That decaf gone through you yet ? ??

Not yet, remarkably."

Fighting the good fight

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Evening all and hello from sleepless nights

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over a year ago

The size of an egg depends on the age of the hen. The older the hen, the larger the egg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My aunty keeps chickens ??.... fresh eggs are a beautiful thing

Fantastic.

That decaf gone through you yet ? ??

Not yet, remarkably.

Fighting the good fight "

*Flexes right bicep*

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over a year ago

"Evening all and hello from sleepless nights

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bear. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

"Evening all and hello from sleepless nights

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bear. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface"

Not such a smiley face here tonight. Had the absolute worst news this afternoon and hence no sleep. Lost my little baby brother, and before anyone says wrong place to air this. Not many I know are awake at 2:40am. Just a shit day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On average a hen will lay between 250 and 270 eggs a year.

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Evening mr Jim

Evening fabbers

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over a year ago

"Evening all and hello from sleepless nights

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bear. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

I wouldn't have done a Smileyface if I'd known. I'm really sorry for your loss.

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over a year ago

"Evening mr Jim

Evening fabbers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. How are you tonight?

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

Hiya

Cant sleep with the storm outside.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

"Evening all and hello from sleepless nights

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bear. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

I wouldn't have done a Smileyface if I'd known. I'm really sorry for your loss. "

I didn't say so no way ya coulda known.

He was a pain in the arse most of the time. Fought like brothers do but always made up. The Mrs remembers him being our page boy 20 years ago and catching the flowers as her badly wrought bouquet fell apart. Just so unexpected and sudden and no way to say goodbye

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Evening mr Jim

Evening fabbers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. How are you tonight?"

I'm ok thanks, and yourself?

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By *ly-FoxMan
over a year ago

mobile

"God I wish I had someone to fuck... "

Is that a song by queen?

No, that's somebody to love, my bad.

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over a year ago

"Hiya

Cant sleep with the storm outside. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JJ. I hope that storm isn't causing much damage.

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over a year ago

"Evening all and hello from sleepless nights

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bear. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

I wouldn't have done a Smileyface if I'd known. I'm really sorry for your loss.

I didn't say so no way ya coulda known.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening mr Jim

Evening fabbers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. How are you tonight?

I'm ok thanks, and yourself?

I'm not too bad.

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over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Lucifer. Happy Wednesday.

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By *j69funCouple
over a year ago

kildare

"Hiya

Cant sleep with the storm outside.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JJ. I hope that storm isn't causing much damage."
don't think its that strong of a storm

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By *ly-FoxMan
over a year ago

mobile

Evening all.

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over a year ago

"Hiya

Cant sleep with the storm outside.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, JJ. I hope that storm isn't causing much damage. don't think its that strong of a storm "

Good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all.

Hello!

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over a year ago

"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0uKjNLMKpyA

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Alberto. Happy Wednesday. Smileyface"

Good morning Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wazzzzaaaaaaaaaaap!

Superwoman pouncing in with her PJ hoodie of greatness!! (Pic tomorrow!!) X

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Mornin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wazzzzaaaaaaaaaaap!

Superwoman pouncing in with her PJ hoodie of greatness!! (Pic tomorrow!!) X"

I can't wait. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mornin!"

Good moooooooooooooorning, PP. Smileyface

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Wazzzzaaaaaaaaaaap!

Superwoman pouncing in with her PJ hoodie of greatness!! (Pic tomorrow!!) X

I can't wait. x"

Well you'll have too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da

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