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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy some more toys?? That's all I can suggest sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol"

Get checked for carpal tunnel syndrome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My "lockdown hobbies" are too rude to be made public.

But I have many new homemade devices......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy some more toys?? That's all I can suggest sorry

Hahaha one could ...missing the real thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My "lockdown hobbies" are too rude to be made public.

But I have many new homemade devices......"

So intrigued

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol

Get checked for carpal tunnel syndrome.

Hahaha all good here

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"My "lockdown hobbies" are too rude to be made public.

But I have many new homemade devices......"

You can’t just put that out there and not spill!

Fess up...

What you been up too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang tight surely ut cant last forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang tight surely ut cant last forever

Man I hope so I’ve been shielded most of this bloody year lol

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I have no advice

I just go with simmering nihilism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just think when you get some its going to be amazing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Cold bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing"

It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing

It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session! "

Best make it a long weekend make the most of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing

It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!

Best make it a long weekend make the most of it

Literally can’t wait haha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Change your name to dry queen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing

It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!

Best make it a long weekend make the most of it

Literally can’t wait haha"

Its gonna be messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing

It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!

Best make it a long weekend make the most of it

Literally can’t wait haha

Its gonna be messy

Not sure if you’ve seen my public video ... messy doesn’t cut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing

It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!

Best make it a long weekend make the most of it

Literally can’t wait haha

Its gonna be messy

Not sure if you’ve seen my public video ... messy doesn’t cut it "

Cant see any videos on your profile but you defo have my attention now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing

It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!

Best make it a long weekend make the most of it

Literally can’t wait haha

Its gonna be messy

Not sure if you’ve seen my public video ... messy doesn’t cut it

Cant see any videos on your profile but you defo have my attention now

Oh they were private lol changed to public now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Change your name to dry queen?"

I would but I don’t like to lie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing

It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!

Best make it a long weekend make the most of it

Literally can’t wait haha

Its gonna be messy

Not sure if you’ve seen my public video ... messy doesn’t cut it

Cant see any videos on your profile but you defo have my attention now

Oh they were private lol changed to public now"

Verynice indeed i can see your frustration

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just think when you get some its going to be amazing

It’s going to be! I am also gonna need a weekend session!

Best make it a long weekend make the most of it

Literally can’t wait haha

Its gonna be messy

Not sure if you’ve seen my public video ... messy doesn’t cut it

Cant see any videos on your profile but you defo have my attention now

Oh they were private lol changed to public now

Verynice indeed i can see your frustration

Hahaha

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol"

Share your fantasies and desires with someone and see if they can increase the intensity. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol

Share your fantasies and desires with someone and see if they can increase the intensity. X"

I’m sure someone could but I need that release

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I worry for the safety of the first man I get my hands on post lockdown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol"

Get freaky and use a balloon whisk coupled with an electric drill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I worry for the safety of the first man I get my hands on post lockdown. "

I'll happily volunteer, go out with a smile on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm used to not having sex in a long time, makes me appreciate it more when it happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I worry for the safety of the first man I get my hands on post lockdown. "

Me too girl!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol

Share your fantasies and desires with someone and see if they can increase the intensity. X

I’m sure someone could but I need that release "

If he/she has a vivid enough imagination they will get you there. X

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Astral sex is the answer

Are you all aware that I’ve made love to everyone of you? I was bloody good wasn’t I?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cold bath"

I got ignored

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Astral sex is the answer

Are you all aware that I’ve made love to everyone of you? I was bloody good wasn’t I?

That's what that tickle was.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Astral sex is the answer

Are you all aware that I’ve made love to everyone of you? I was bloody good wasn’t I?

That's what that tickle was. "

And may I apologise sincerely for my premature astral ejaculation which landed all over your soft furnishings. I would have cleaned it up but then it suddenly occurred to me that you wouldn’t be able to see it unless you astrally projected to.

Trust me though.....your cushions are awash with my penile ectoplasm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold bath

I got ignored

I prefer a cold shower. Makes the skin tingle.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cold bath

I got ignored

I prefer a cold shower. Makes the skin tingle. "

Xxxx x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get someone over...

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol"

Bloody hell OP I know the feeling and it’s not doing me any good being on here

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Plan for the second coming. Start to get your dreams closer to reality, if you have prospective partners that are lined up. What I've done is the deliberate displacement of my sexual energies into very different but significant symbolic other things. As it's deliberate, it's become very rewarding, as I invest progressively more and get returns from it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My "lockdown hobbies" are too rude to be made public.

But I have many new homemade devices......

So intrigued "

Well that's not to say I rummage through the kitchen drawers and cupboards looking for items I can utilise into weird and wonderful sexual aids.

Nor do I use the hoover and it's perfectly sized accessories for a blowjob machine.

And I certainly don't put ice cubes in a thin silk tie for homemade anal beads.

That would just be crazy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Astral sex is the answer

Are you all aware that I’ve made love to everyone of you? I was bloody good wasn’t I?

I'm fairly sure you've not been near my astral

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Astral sex is the answer

Are you all aware that I’ve made love to everyone of you? I was bloody good wasn’t I?

Hahaha If only!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cold bath

I got ignored

No I replied ...I tried cold shower lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get someone over..."

One can’t right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"when you’ve not had sex since Feb 29th , rinsed porn sites and over worked your sex toys lol

Bloody hell OP I know the feeling and it’s not doing me any good being on here

Hahaha I know right !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plan for the second coming. Start to get your dreams closer to reality, if you have prospective partners that are lined up. What I've done is the deliberate displacement of my sexual energies into very different but significant symbolic other things. As it's deliberate, it's become very rewarding, as I invest progressively more and get returns from it too."

I hear you I’ve been pouring myself into projects , no potential suitor as of yet

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Get married.

Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get married.

Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures.....

Hahahaha love it! I almost made it down the aisle .... but alas was not to be lool

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