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Next job for Donald trump, should be #2

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

The last post got too big.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

In the village people

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Yes.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Working in a sewerage plant with no protective clothing

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Working in a sewerage plant with no protective clothing "

Cleaning the tanks whilst still full.

Naked.

Wearing a ball gag with air vents.

A

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"The last post got too big."

Front line NHS in a covid ward

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Riding with the black widders from the any which way films

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fighting forest fires in California. He can have a broom.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery


"Working in a sewerage plant with no protective clothing

Cleaning the tanks whilst still full.

Naked.

Wearing a ball gag with air vents.

A"

Oh I love that

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Test pilot for new XL bad dragon dildos.

Without lube.

A

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Fighting forest fires in California. He can have a broom."

His wig could be that broom.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Donald Trump is on a tour of the Middle East when he suffers a heart attack and dies whilst in Jerusalem.

The local undertaker is looking after the body approaches the diplomats who had accompanied him on the tour. There are two different alternatives he says pay for his body to be flown home to the USA at a cost of $50,000 or I can bury him here in the holy land for $5,000.

The diplomats huddle together to discuss the options.

We want to fly him home they insist loudly.

Why on earth would you want to spend all that extra money? the undertaker asks.

The lead diplomat answers. Long ago, a man died here and was buried here, then three days later he rose from the dead......We just cannot take the risk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putin's human dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s alright for 4 More Years yet

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Donald Trump is on a tour of the Middle East when he suffers a heart attack and dies whilst in Jerusalem.

The local undertaker is looking after the body approaches the diplomats who had accompanied him on the tour. There are two different alternatives he says pay for his body to be flown home to the USA at a cost of $50,000 or I can bury him here in the holy land for $5,000.

The diplomats huddle together to discuss the options.

We want to fly him home they insist loudly.

Why on earth would you want to spend all that extra money? the undertaker asks.

The lead diplomat answers. Long ago, a man died here and was buried here, then three days later he rose from the dead......We just cannot take the risk! "

Donald Trump: Zombie resurrection. There won't be enough weapons and religious artefacts to vanish him.

This has got to be the best crowdfunding ambition ever. Take my cash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

POTUS 2024

(that was a joke)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A witch

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"POTUS 2024

(that was a joke) "

Have mercy.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"POTUS 2024

(that was a joke) "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

He can work for anti vax shills and germ theory denialists

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"He can work for anti vax shills and germ theory denialists "

He can sweep up and clean toilets in the mask factories on $7.25 per hour, with no healthcare nor holiday pay, like most Americans do.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"He can work for anti vax shills and germ theory denialists

He can sweep up and clean toilets in the mask factories on $7.25 per hour, with no healthcare nor holiday pay, like most Americans do."

Or whatever prisoners get paid, which is less.

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough


"He can work for anti vax shills and germ theory denialists

He can sweep up and clean toilets in the mask factories on $7.25 per hour, with no healthcare nor holiday pay, like most Americans do.

Or whatever prisoners get paid, which is less."

But they get free rent and food, more than some free people.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"He can work for anti vax shills and germ theory denialists

He can sweep up and clean toilets in the mask factories on $7.25 per hour, with no healthcare nor holiday pay, like most Americans do.

Or whatever prisoners get paid, which is less.

But they get free rent and food, more than some free people."

True

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Traffic cone, he just need a white, reflecting wrap around arms and chest

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By *orny PT OP   Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

He can be "The Man", at The Burning Man festival.

Anyone got a match?

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