FabSwingers.com forum: more lies about the person above !

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

sure its asking for trouble again but off we go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sure its asking for trouble again but off we go "

He nicked that shirt he's wearing because it was to expensive on an oaps pension...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uses a bum model for photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was never in the Levi jeans advert !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... actually can't get those jeans on any higher - circa 1980 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hee hee perky we just both did the same guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she wants me soo bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hee hee perky we just both did the same guy"

Ooohh I wish you would, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he thinks ben and jerrys is a cartoon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hee hee perky we just both did the same guy

Ooohh I wish you would, lol"

On most weekends he goes out just wearing a.... Tshirt... Shock horror!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thinks he can disappear for 6 months and come back unnoticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes rocking chairs out of wooden clothes pegs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

works as a chugger and spends the cash on special brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ate my hamster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ate my hamster."

Never owned a hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoys masturbating using a brillo pad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

hates boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

loves the cool air thro her nighty

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Doorman on a brothel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hates boobs"

Haha, hilarious! :p

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By *exy_couple_now_mancCouple
over a year ago

Oldham

Is a virgin

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Chair of the local parish council

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haggles in charity shops

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Thoroughly nice person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sarcastic

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Suffers from wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sticks things up his bum

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

You make it sound like a bad thing

Once had a crush on Ann widdicombe (still has I think)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

holds up yellow soap bar to take pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"holds up yellow soap bar to take pics"

Once shagged miss tittley haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"holds up yellow soap bar to take pics

Once shagged miss tittley haha!!"

must have shagged her too hence knowing lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is an altar boy every sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a fantastic fuck

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Is a nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a fantastic fuck

could have waited till i was above feeling let down now lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"He's a fantastic fuck

Someone's been talking about me again.

One above, closet straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was arrested once for using Crampons in an illegal sexual act with a taper...the Crampons had been stolen from BnQ

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

Is still pretending she is straight!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can I mention the warts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has athletes clunge!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Lives on a diet of farleys rusks and mulligatawny soup

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has 44DD breasts

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

"Has athletes clunge!

I asked him for 12 inches not a foot!!!

As for _xscot............ he's really English and proud of it!!!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Failed to show at ours on Friday and are now in bad books

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"has 44DD breasts"

48 inches I wil have you know

Enjoys felching

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Have a deep desire to become Fab's first pirate marauder's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does favours for sailors

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

He was Zebedee's stunt double in the remake of the Magic Roundabout!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Breeds hamsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats onions in raw garlic sauce before every meet........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a rent boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wrote 50 shades of fab incounters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steals other peoples glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol licks tramps bumholes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spent the weekend at mine and boy did we have fun.

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

Is the love child of Fanny Craddock and Bobby Ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has been a member and has posted hate mail for years

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

always posts in the right threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"always posts in the right threads

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lol

yeah yeah.

lives in Cinderford and is scared of Bears........

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

"always posts in the right threads

lol

yeah yeah.

lives in Cinderford and is scared of Bears........"

the famous forest bears pmsl

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

walks about in a Nun's habit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears knickers beneath his Kilt

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Ohhh how did you know - lacy and frilly too

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Nicked my skirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicked my Hair Bleach!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Nicked my Hair Bleach!"

He's really Wishy in disguise.

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

he's not a magic mushroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nicked my Hair Bleach!

He's really Wishy in disguise."
OMG, I don't know who should be more insulted, me or Wishy!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Lovely person great personality...... Real shame about that problem a while back.

Claims to be vegan. We all know the protein source!

Say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

puts sherbert into tiny little plastic bags and sells it at festivals ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"puts sherbert into tiny little plastic bags and sells it at festivals .."
Buys little packets of sherbert at festivals and can't tell the difference...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"puts sherbert into tiny little plastic bags and sells it at festivals .. Buys little packets of sherbert at festivals and can't tell the difference..........."

Buys little packets of actual sherbet at festivals and trips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"puts sherbert into tiny little plastic bags and sells it at festivals .. Buys little packets of sherbert at festivals and can't tell the difference...........

Buys little packets of actual sherbet at festivals and trips

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Finds that their shoes are actualy a little too heavy for them, can't climb their doorstep and trips......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"puts sherbert into tiny little plastic bags and sells it at festivals .. Buys little packets of sherbert at festivals and can't tell the difference...........

Buys little packets of actual sherbet at festivals and trips

Finds that their shoes are actualy a little too heavy for them, can't climb their doorstep and trips......"

This thread is about telling lies

You eat crayons and get high off your tits

....oh shit, that wasn't a lie

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

he is realy the man off the milk tray advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all

Nicked my avatar

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all

Nicked my avatar

traded

her avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all

Nicked my avatar

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Breaks every lense on every camera ever pointed at them (hence the lack of photos............. (will I get away with that one?)

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

loves mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"spent the weekend at mine and boy did we have fun.

Cheeky, shhhh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"spent the weekend at mine and boy did we have fun.

Cheeky, shhhh...

She hates cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"spent the weekend at mine and boy did we have fun.

Cheeky, shhhh...

She hates cock

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Waits, bent over, outside Shefield Train station asking people to park their bycycles......

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

only buys suits that fit him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only buys suits that fit him

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I say!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"only buys suits that fit him

She's no Lady.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"only buys suits that fit him

I say!"

Birmingham City's biggest critic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can go on and on, without the need of oxygen !!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Drinks from the furry cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't realy a Fun Guy..........

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I could have told you that

Squats in ikea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all

Nicked my avatar

Breaks every lense on every camera ever pointed at them (hence the lack of photos............. (will I get away with that one?)"

*lies*

Yeah, you got away with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all

Nicked my avatar

Breaks every lense on every camera ever pointed at them (hence the lack of photos............. (will I get away with that one?)

*lies*

Yeah, you got away with that one

"
lol, clever

Are actualy meeting lots of people at the moment (They are driveling in the forums, though, that bit IS true......)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all

Nicked my avatar

Breaks every lense on every camera ever pointed at them (hence the lack of photos............. (will I get away with that one?)

*lies*

Yeah, you got away with that one

lol, clever

Are actualy meeting lots of people at the moment (They are driveling in the forums, though, that bit IS true......)"

The point of the thread is to lie

Here goes my lie.... I don't fancy meeting georgyporgey when we start meeting again

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Works in telesales

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Works in telesales"

Is not telling us that the 8m people in London who won't meet him is really two old spinsters who don't mind being pestered.

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By *adystephanieTV/TS
over a year ago

glos

Is a true diplomat

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is John major in real life

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Failed to show at ours on Friday and are now in bad books

I drove around for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Failed to show at ours on Friday and are now in bad books

I drove around for hours

Doesn't drive!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to Somewhere and foun it was Nowhere at all

Nicked my avatar

Breaks every lense on every camera ever pointed at them (hence the lack of photos............. (will I get away with that one?)

*lies*

Yeah, you got away with that one

lol, clever

Are actualy meeting lots of people at the moment (They are driveling in the forums, though, that bit IS true......)

The point of the thread is to lie

Here goes my lie.... I don't fancy meeting georgyporgey when we start meeting again

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Is a good girl and not a bad baaaaaaad girl (with, I am sure a very ugly smelly and ill mannersed husband/partner

) and I haven't wondered where somewhere is and I haven't just tried to mail and so I don't feel frustrated that everyone of my sex is banned (and I wouldn't suggest that they mail me to be able to start a conversation).

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

is out stealing car hub caps as we speak

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

hes a blues fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears real fur!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always exaggerates

I've told him a million times I hate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He suxs cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt see ye running when my strap on came out to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Win't suck cock........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

huh ...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" huh ...

Wouldn't say boo to a goose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" huh ...

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Is entirely sane and doesn't want me badly........

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

the tact of Ghandi

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"the tact of Ghandi

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was for mushy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the tact of Ghandi

was for mushy"
No problem, it works for mee too!

Has awfull, awfull legs that I wouldn't ever want wraped around my head........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Political genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back for more ,..... hmm bend over then . rover lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Political genius

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No, this is a lie thread............

Is a good judge of t-shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok don't think he is a political genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knew ye cud keep yer gob shut an yer butt open hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a genuine profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They keep pestering me for sex and won't take no for an answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has mouth of steel not balls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"has mouth of steel not balls lol

Deffo not a troll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see i knew you

me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates smurfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt a count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is stainless

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Is stainless

Lives with a flock of sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a curly pelt herself........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a curly pelt herself........"

is a shabby, badly spoken bloke, who makes no effort both in and out of the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is actually a woman pretending to be a guy.. "she" has the biggest fanny I've ever seen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is actually a woman pretending to be a guy.. "she" has the biggest fanny I've ever seen! "

got her lips around my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is actually a woman pretending to be a guy.. "she" has the biggest fanny I've ever seen!

got her lips around my cock "

Is welsh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is actually a woman pretending to be a guy.. "she" has the biggest fanny I've ever seen!

got her lips around my cock

Is welsh!"

supports manchester united

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woah! one step too far!

Doesn't need to shave his cock, cos everyone likes pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He didn't kiss the girls. Cus he was scared of the bitches...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol would have to ask nicely, cos no one likes rude girls........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol would have to ask nicely, cos no one likes rude girls........"

Likes rude girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol would have to ask nicely, cos no one likes rude girls........

Likes rude girls

Flat chested...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smooth sophisticated and never washes his hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smooth sophisticated and never washes his hands

Busted...

Only dates sane women...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smooth sophisticated and never washes his hands

Busted...

Only dates sane women...

Oiiiii ya dint have to drag me into it......flounces off......and fyi....im as.sane as the next man.....or woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oiiiii ya dint have to drag me into it......flounces off......and fyi....im as.sane as the next man.....or woman

Diirrrrty wench...

But never paranoid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oiiiii ya dint have to drag me into it......flounces off......and fyi....im as.sane as the next man.....or woman

Diirrrrty wench...

But never paranoid...

Dirty wench yes.....but clean home

Paranoid.....Nope leave that to others aint time to be paranoid im too insane for that....now go wash ya hands and ya mind

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Addicted to smarties but because of OCD, has to eat the yellow ones first and throws the brown ones away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Addicted to smarties but because of OCD, has to eat the yellow ones first and throws the brown ones away"

Omg how ya know that..ok whose been.grassing

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Uses real chicken fillets in her wonder bra (she's been shagging a butcher)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm...... Has pictures of little Rabbits tattooed on his scrotum so from distance they look like Hares .....

Oh well at least I tried, sigh !!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Erm...... Has pictures of little Rabbits tattooed on his scrotum so from distance they look like Hares .....

Oh well at least I tried, sigh !!!

It's a chinchilla

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Is currently doing a course in butchery at night school cos offering free chicken fillets is his best option for getting a shag...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Nice rump there, fancy a bit of scrag end?

Champion road sweeper, in dorking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well on the subject of food preparation

The person above badly scalded their feet trying to cook a Heinz sponge pudding after reading the instruction on the side of the tin, which said “Stand in boiling water for 10 minutes”!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Has a nylon phobia, can't bear the feel of it against naked skin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phwooarrrrr,,,,, sheeez,,,,,, maybe so .... but I suffer for my art.....

Yeah but.....

In a competition to see who could tell the biggest lie……

The person above came second after elaborately claiming they once risked life and limb doing a dare-devil stunt to become the first female to go over Niagara-Falls in a barrel,,,,,

The winner of the competition simply claimed to have witnessed the event !!! …… nur-nur------ rassssp!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Has bunions the size of cricket balls and a fetish for old carebears

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Is the product of cryogenics - he's just a head in a jar

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Is the product of cryogenics - he's just a head in a jar"
but what a head!

Once spent 3 months living in a cave believing she was Eric cantonas grandfather

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Is the product of cryogenics - he's just a head in a jar but what a head!

Once spent 3 months living in a cave believing she was Eric cantonas grandfather"

Mais non!

Je suis le grand-pere de Eric!

Et vous etes ma femme.

Laisser nous entrer dans la grotte at copuler

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

Speaks fluent Welsh!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Travels to Blackpool once a month for the rock swallowing contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travels to black pool once a month in a vain attempt to provide some rock.........

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can't provide rock

Sticks to candy floss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't provide rock

Sticks to candy floss "

provides rock hard cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't provide rock

Sticks to candy floss

provides rock hard cock "
Another bycycle park.......

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Belongs to a religious cult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turned down wild sex x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"turned down wild sex x"

fucked my girlfriend with her strap on

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Great personality

Good looking too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great personality

Good looking too"

Doesn't know any 'Irish' gags!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frequently masturbates over a semi-nude photograph of John McCririck……

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Just been outed as John mccrirrick

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

Is that rotund they need a boomerang to put their belt on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Refuses to use a bib when eating custard!

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