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In fact, I want anything toilet related here: Fun facts, humorous anecdotes and even scary tales - feel free to bombard me with your bogs folks | |||
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"My toilet seat has a picture of the Statue of Liberty on it. It was hear when I moved in but being an American, I had to keep it! Just doing my patriotic duty! (Wordplay pun intended) "I’ve just had a thought.....(no really)......wouldn’t it have been a great idea if the Statue of Liberty was holding aloft some loo roll in her right hand on the seat; How cool would that be?   | |||
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"My toilet seat has a picture of the Statue of Liberty on it. It was hear when I moved in but being an American, I had to keep it! Just doing my patriotic duty! (Wordplay pun intended) "is there a picture of Donald trump on the inside?  | |||
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"3 toilets. Two boys under 11. Need I say more. I use more loo roll drying the seat so I can sit down than I do actually wiping my bum. They are all white porcelain I think. Low toilets though. Really have to bend your knees. That’s all I’ve got. "Try ping pong balls as target practice | |||
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"3 toilets. Two boys under 11. Need I say more. I use more loo roll drying the seat so I can sit down than I do actually wiping my bum. They are all white porcelain I think. Low toilets though. Really have to bend your knees. That’s all I’ve got. " I shall have visions of your bursting and desperate to be seated, but frantically wiping the seat firstly now | |||
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"Two in Samboza towers ...smallest room in the house has underfloor heating, plain white with those cistern that’s behind the plasterboard wall. Cricket score cards and cartoons on the walls. Master bathroom also has the warm floor thing and a massive towel rail... loo is plain white again... Locks on the doors " Underfloor heating.....it’s amazing isn’t it? I’m so glad I got it installed. No more staggering over an ice cold floor in the middle of the night for a wee for me | |||
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"In Singapore airport there's a picture of a fly at the back of the urinals ... more target practice " That calls for some precision aiming; A great idea though | |||
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"I have one, which is pretty ordinary. My grandparents had a "dunny can" (a large tin over which one hovered, in a wooden shed, outside) until the late 1980s. They are not pleasant to use (dishonourable mention to one in outback Australia I once used in the searing heat where the stench of cooking shit was intense), and mind the spiders and snakes." I remember my Nan used to tell me how outside toilets were the norm back in her day; a simple wooden seat with a hole cut into it and a bucket underneath which was usually emptied into the garden for subsequent use as compost  | |||
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"I once 'borrowed' a room in a military officer's accommodation block, to spend the night there with a girl whose friend was spending the night with a guy down the hallway... ....following an intense romp after reaching the room at around 2.30am, she headed to the bathroom to 'clean up' - and I promptly fell asleep (I had been working all evening)... ....a few hours later, I woke up to her screaming and crying directly over me - and was immediately alarmed to see her face covered in blood... ....turned out she'd fallen alseep sat on the toilet, and had eventually toppled forward face-first onto the tiled floor... "Strewth! I hope she had no lasting damage? | |||
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"Stayed in a posh hotel north of London where a little robot sprayer came out of the toilet edge and washed my butt hole. Hard times for short circuit. " Johnny Number 5 has been demoted to Johnny Number 2...... | |||
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"I have one, which is pretty ordinary. My grandparents had a "dunny can" (a large tin over which one hovered, in a wooden shed, outside) until the late 1980s. They are not pleasant to use (dishonourable mention to one in outback Australia I once used in the searing heat where the stench of cooking shit was intense), and mind the spiders and snakes. I remember my Nan used to tell me how outside toilets were the norm back in her day; a simple wooden seat with a hole cut into it and a bucket underneath which was usually emptied into the garden for subsequent use as compost "Until the 1960s outside toilets were the norm outside Australian cities, I gather. There were dunny men who'd come and empty the can. I'm not quite old enough to remember using my grandparents' dunny (still Australian slang for toilet), but like many dunny sheds, this one grew a vine with vegetables my grandparents cooked with. Fast forward to Jamie Oliver appearing on Australian TV. He was presented with one of these. He bit it into it raw, making probably most of the viewers recoil in disgust (myself included). You see, although it had been washed, we do still know the humble choko as "dunny fruit", and. Well. Association.  | |||
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"Strewth! I hope she had no lasting damage? "Split both lips, and had a black eye - her nose wasn't broken, but had bled heavily... ....needless to say, I didn't get to spend any more nights with her - and for a while had a reputation for being a bit 'rough' with the ladies!  | |||
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"I have one, which is pretty ordinary. My grandparents had a "dunny can" (a large tin over which one hovered, in a wooden shed, outside) until the late 1980s. They are not pleasant to use (dishonourable mention to one in outback Australia I once used in the searing heat where the stench of cooking shit was intense), and mind the spiders and snakes. I remember my Nan used to tell me how outside toilets were the norm back in her day; a simple wooden seat with a hole cut into it and a bucket underneath which was usually emptied into the garden for subsequent use as compost
Until the 1960s outside toilets were the norm outside Australian cities, I gather. There were dunny men who'd come and empty the can.
I'm not quite old enough to remember using my grandparents' dunny (still Australian slang for toilet), but like many dunny sheds, this one grew a vine with vegetables my grandparents cooked with.
Fast forward to Jamie Oliver appearing on Australian TV. He was presented with one of these. He bit it into it raw, making probably most of the viewers recoil in disgust (myself included). You see, although it had been washed, we do still know the humble choko as "dunny fruit", and. Well. Association. " I can just envision the Australian newspaper headlines: ‘Pommie chef eats shit!’ | |||
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"I have one in my room and one downstairs. Mine in my room is white and clean, the other is not. Thats enough said about the shitters in my house " | |||
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"A few years ago in a crêperie in Brussels, my wife returned from a trip to the loo babbling about the rotating toilet seat - being a unisex loo, I went to see what she was on about... ....sure enough, it seemed pretty normal until the loo was flushed - at which point, an 'arm' came out of the cistern, and the seat itself rotated through 360 degrees to be wiped clean..." Self cleaning loos? I want one | |||
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"Strewth! I hope she had no lasting damage?
Split both lips, and had a black eye - her nose wasn't broken, but had bled heavily...
....needless to say, I didn't get to spend any more nights with her - and for a while had a reputation for being a bit 'rough' with the ladies! " I think toilets should be equipped with seat belts to prevent such sleepy mishaps | |||
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 Second time I'd just stood up to wipe.
Two toilets here. One yellow, one white both fairly standard. | |||
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"Two in Samboza towers ...smallest room in the house has underfloor heating, plain white with those cistern that’s behind the plasterboard wall. Cricket score cards and cartoons on the walls. Master bathroom also has the warm floor thing and a massive towel rail... loo is plain white again... Locks on the doors Underfloor heating.....it’s amazing isn’t it? I’m so glad I got it installed. No more staggering over an ice cold floor in the middle of the night for a wee for me "It’s a simple pleasure | |||
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