FabSwingers.com forum: Send me dick pics!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK, maybe that was a bit of clickbait, but wanted to have a little bit of fun on a drizzly Tuesday.

Question is - what do men get out of sending random people dick pics??

Post wrong answers only!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

New Muppet auditions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any dick pics

As for the OP, they get a shag obviously, no woman can ever resist a cock pic, it's like a pussy magnet!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Giggles. Like looking penis up in the dictionary at school

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

10% off Lovehoney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It gives me a sense of enormous well-being

And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge that there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew this thread was all about women perving us men again #mfm viva la revolution

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By *eteandMJCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

"OK, maybe that was a bit of clickbait, but wanted to have a little bit of fun on a drizzly Tuesday.

Question is - what do men get out of sending random people dick pics??

Post wrong answers only!!!

Confirmation that all Willy's look weird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It gives me a sense of enormous well-being

And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge that there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it."
all the people so many people they all go hand in hand hand in hand in their

PARK LIFE

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

To see if our socks fit

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

They can feel it when you lick the screen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They can feel it when you lick the screen "
how did you know that's why I always send them to you your tongue feels amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am literally giggling out loud at these answers!!

I always thought it was because they secretly know that I am making a dick pic collage and wanted to contribute

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Huge amount of love and adoration...?

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By *ly-FoxMan
over a year ago

mobile

"It gives me a sense of enormous well-being

And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge that there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It gives me a sense of enormous well-being

And then I'm happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge that there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it."

Dick life

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

So we can compare it to a Bonobo monkey nose for shits n giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So we can compare it to a Bonobo monkey nose for shits n giggles "
they're so fascinating! I've watched like 10 monkey documentaries last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question is - what do men get out of sending random people dick pics??

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To see if it's bigger than mine

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I sent a dick pic out by mistake ...it was only a cock up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So us women can all get together and play snap?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

To see if it qualifies as a snake to use in I'm a celeb

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Awww. No one wants to see my pee-pee.

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By *ly-FoxMan
over a year ago

mobile

I never send random dick pics. That was a lesson I learned very quickly after joining fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew this thread was all about women perving us men again #mfm viva la revolution

VIVE LA REVOLUTION! #MFM

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

So we go "ere nan look"

She drops down dead of shock and thw inheritance gets split 2 ways.

Teamwork

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"So we go "ere nan look"

She drops down dead of shock and thw inheritance gets split 2 ways.

Teamwork "

My Nan would enjoy a good look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew this thread was all about women perving us men again #mfm viva la revolution

VIVE LA REVOLUTION! #MFM

Tour revolution is unwelcome here, we all know men don't really have feelings beyond horny, hungry and tired.

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

"OK, maybe that was a bit of clickbait, but wanted to have a little bit of fun on a drizzly Tuesday.

Question is - what do men get out of sending random people dick pics??

Post wrong answers only!!!

Meets by the dozen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew this thread was all about women perving us men again #mfm viva la revolution

VIVE LA REVOLUTION! #MFM

Tour revolution is unwelcome here, we all know men don't really have feelings beyond horny, hungry and tired.

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that's not true we arnt just pieces of meat you know

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By *ovestolickclitsMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

So they can get added to your top trumps game all you ladies play

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By *ohnny2006Man
over a year ago

worcester

"OK, maybe that was a bit of clickbait, but wanted to have a little bit of fun on a drizzly Tuesday.

Question is - what do men get out of sending random people dick pics??

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We're just REALLY proud of them. One time whilst our drinking with work i was showing a general pic on my phone to a male colleague and i said 'don't swipe!' and he did and saw a picture of my cock. He just laughed though, we ALL do it.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

It's really because we like to constantly remind you women how blessed and fortunate we are to have a such an amazing body part and you ladies don't... so there

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

"I knew this thread was all about women perving us men again #mfm viva la revolution

VIVE LA REVOLUTION! #MFM

Tour revolution is unwelcome here, we all know men don't really have feelings beyond horny, hungry and tired.

That explains that void i feel after a feed, fuck and a nap. Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Reminder in asdas ..must buy sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, maybe that was a bit of clickbait, but wanted to have a little bit of fun on a drizzly Tuesday.

Question is - what do men get out of sending random people dick pics??

Post wrong answers only!!!

We get laid.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Because Jimmy Grimshaw told me to do it miss.

He said he’d punch me if I didn’t and steal my cola cubes.

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"OK, maybe that was a bit of clickbait, but wanted to have a little bit of fun on a drizzly Tuesday.

Question is - what do men get out of sending random people dick pics??

Post wrong answers only!!!

A guaranteed shag!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The immense satisfaction that you’ve been able to make a gorgeous woman look ugly for a second as she screws up her face.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Nah no ladies won't send me boob pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a fan of dick pics! Much prefer to see a pic of a man in some nice fitting boxers showing a toned set of arse cheeks or a frontal view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple on my profile but they're private, and I'll only send if someone asks

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

I need the help of a female photographer....

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"I knew this thread was all about women perving us men again #mfm viva la revolution

VIVE LA REVOLUTION! #MFM

Tour revolution is unwelcome here, we all know men don't really have feelings beyond horny, hungry and tired.

You forgot bored... usually displayed by men sitting outside clothing store changing rooms waiting for the missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That happened to me but it was as a lady friend in a pub. She laughed and then said that’s not yours cock I said yes, later that night she said she was going home and would I walk her home, as we was walk down a foot path she said prove it so I got it out and did we have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love spreading my legs for a woman and showing her my naughty bits . It’s a turn on knowing a woman has seen my cock balls and ass .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love spreading my legs for a woman and showing her my naughty bits . It’s a turn on knowing a woman has seen my cock balls and ass . "

How do you know she's looked?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Because it 100% works!!

Every time...

Never fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sense of self loathing mixed with a small dopamine hit - just the ticket for making your life feel complete!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

The male penis grows 0.00000001in every time its image is sent in an unsolicited fashion.

Bit like a Dorian Gray kinda deal, but less/more spooky, depending on if you have unsolicititis or not.

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By *niceguyMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Somewhere nice, warm and wet to put it in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you're getting loads in the inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giggles. Like looking penis up in the dictionary at school"

Or typing 'boobies' into the calculator teehee

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So they can get added to your top trumps game all you ladies play"

Yep. We trade shinies every weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of them only evolve if you trade them.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Giggles. Like looking penis up in the dictionary at school

Or typing 'boobies' into the calculator teehee"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So they can get added to your top trumps game all you ladies play

Yep. We trade shinies every weekend. "
I knew there was a reason you asked me to sprinkle glitter over my cock and send u a picture

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By *illywiz1Man
over a year ago

nelson

"I am literally giggling out loud at these answers!!

I always thought it was because they secretly know that I am making a dick pic collage and wanted to contribute

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pm and ill send u mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* I am not here and shall not answer because that would be admitting that I fell for a dick pic click-bait! *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"* I am not here and shall not answer because that would be admitting that I fell for a dick pic click-bait! *"

We never saw you, it's ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, maybe that was a bit of clickbait, but wanted to have a little bit of fun on a drizzly Tuesday.

Question is - what do men get out of sending random people dick pics??

Post wrong answers only!!!

Because we get horny and hard after looking at your pics so its the natural thing to do lol....nah I rarely send them to be honest, if you're going to send them it should only be if you've got a massive chopper as its very important don't you know

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