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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm sexually frustrated enough but spend my free time daydreaming about filth. Send help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey at least you're not single, I wake up horny, and go to sleep horny!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have a two for one boots voucher...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics sent to inbox

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hey at least you're not single, I wake up horny, and go to sleep horny!"

So do I!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Hey at least you're not single, I wake up horny, and go to sleep horny!"

This

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have a two for one boots voucher...? "

And that will help how!?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have a two for one boots voucher...?

And that will help how!? "

Er.....I dunno. I was just bragging

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have a two for one boots voucher...?

And that will help how!?

Er.....I dunno. I was just bragging "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Slap one's self around the face with a wet fish. Guaranteed cure*

*Note: no responsibility can be taken for any negative effects of the above suggestion. We are not professionals

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Slap one's self around the face with a wet fish. Guaranteed cure*

*Note: no responsibility can be taken for any negative effects of the above suggestion. We are not professionals "

No fish were harmed in the making of this advice

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Always

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Daydreaming filth???

I hold a confessional for that kind of thing daily.

Between the hours of 0:00 - 24:00

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey at least you're not single, I wake up horny, and go to sleep horny!"

This!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slap one's self around the face with a wet fish. Guaranteed cure*

*Note: no responsibility can be taken for any negative effects of the above suggestion. We are not professionals

No fish were harmed in the making of this advice "

They were dead already, and so not harmed

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Slap one's self around the face with a wet fish. Guaranteed cure*

*Note: no responsibility can be taken for any negative effects of the above suggestion. We are not professionals "

Thank you for the advice

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hey at least you're not single, I wake up horny, and go to sleep horny!

This!! "

You all say this like I'm actually getting laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i realised i was moaning on a conference call today (during a bit that I'd already heard before... so i was day dreaming a little) .. Thank god i was on mute

Also realised my finger was in my pants... Good job the camera can only see the top half of me

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oh i realised i was moaning on a conference call today (during a bit that I'd already heard before... so i was day dreaming a little) .. Thank god i was on mute

Also realised my finger was in my pants... Good job the camera can only see the top half of me "

Ok you do have it bad

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.

....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though.....

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hey at least you're not single, I wake up horny, and go to sleep horny!

This!!

You all say this like I'm actually getting laid "

Can confirm relationship status does not guarantee frequent boinking. If it did I would not be climbing the walls every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sexually frustrated enough but spend my free time daydreaming about filth. Send help "

I'm the dream maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.

....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though..... "

Just out of curiosity, urm, which supermarket was that... Err so i can 'avoid' it... Clearly

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By *acey_Red OP   Woman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.

....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though..... "

one way to ensure social distancing!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.

....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though.....

Just out of curiosity, urm, which supermarket was that... Err so i can 'avoid' it... Clearly "

It was Asda; The crowd parted like the Red Sea before Moses.

I felt......holy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.

....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though.....

Just out of curiosity, urm, which supermarket was that... Err so i can 'avoid' it... Clearly

It was Asda; The crowd parted like the Red Sea before Moses.

I felt......holy "

Unusual name

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I myself experienced a decidedly vulgar thought earlier and as though suddenly, momentarily possessed, I found my throbbing member in my hand.

....On a positive note, I’ve never seen a supermarket queue clear quicker though.....

Just out of curiosity, urm, which supermarket was that... Err so i can 'avoid' it... Clearly

It was Asda; The crowd parted like the Red Sea before Moses.

I felt......holy

Unusual name"

Only a mere 999 chaps before me have opted to use it....

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