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By *.luke7 OP Man
over a year ago

What’s your favourite profile header you have seen?

I’ve just seen one saying;

“I’m like a mosquito, expect I don’t stop sucking when you smack me”

Tickled me, that did!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine

Mine

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not the moany ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one I saw was a couple:

Seeking depraved perverts only"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘NOT MEETING DUE TO COVID AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU!’

Real classic, good to keep a sense of humour in today’s climate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘SEND COCK PIC GET BLOCKED!’

Does what it says on the tin, quite brilliant, how do they come up with them

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"The best one I saw was a couple:

Seeking depraved perverts only""

Mines not far off that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s your favourite profile header you have seen?

I’ve just seen one saying;

“I’m like a mosquito, expect I don’t stop sucking when you smack me”

Tickled me, that did!

The ones about not being interested in discreet blowjobs are quite funny also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best one I saw was a couple:

Seeking depraved perverts only"

Mines not far off that

They are the best ones. It sets the bar to attract attention and like mine, people ask about it, about the adventures I want

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

‘Men.. I’m not interested in your discreet BJ’s!‘

He definitely is

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"If your food hygiene certificate isn't 5*, I'm not eating there!"

The original not the imitation

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By *.luke7 OP Man
over a year ago

"‘Men.. I’m not interested in your discreet BJ’s!‘

He definitely is "

Obviously is eh. Wouldn’t catch a fungi with that title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If your food hygiene certificate isn't 5*, I'm not eating there!"

The original not the imitation

I liked that one. Im quite proud of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted: Fellow duck enthusiast

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"‘Men.. I’m not interested in your discreet BJ’s!‘

He definitely is "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Not the moany ones

Amen sister.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I like the alliteration in mine...alliteration is woefully underused.

I'm thinking of changing it though because I get soooo many "I'd like sexy shenanigans with you" messages...which I always read in my head in the voice of the old men characters from The Fast Show

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I like the alliteration in mine...alliteration is woefully underused.

I'm thinking of changing it though because I get soooo many "I'd like sexy shenanigans with you" messages...which I always read in my head in the voice of the old men characters from The Fast Show

It's when they ask Ketchup or HP that you really have to worry

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

“Let's find a dark room and see what develops.“

Saw this today and had to message them that I was going to steal it!

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