FabSwingers.com forum: How it should have ended...

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cinema is for the most part, based on fiction/fantasy I know, but do you often watch a film and in your mind you come up with better or perhaps, more logical ending?

Case in point: I love the Harry Potter films but.....I just can’t help but think that as our heroes could teleport anywhere, why the hell didn’t they just teleport into a military base, tool themselves up with shit loads of assault rifles and grenades and then teleport back to the final battle and blow the shit out of Voldemort?

Anyway......give me examples of how you would logically change any given film of your choice

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I never understood how Charlie’s Angels could never get to see Charlie. Given their penchant for wearing disguises, why the heck didn’t they don one to get an appointment with him.

Or use special camera equipment and pop it in his office, or that speaker thingy he uses. I mean come on. It’s not rocket science.

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Cinema is for the most part, based on fiction/fantasy I know, but do you often watch a film and in your mind you come up with better or perhaps, more logical ending?

Anyway......give me examples of how you would logically change any given film of your choice

Didn't think they could apparate from hogwarts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord of the Rings

Why didn't Gandalf summon the eagles to take Frodo to mount Doom instead of on a massive deadly quest?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

In Von Ryan's Express, Frank Sinatra would have made it back onto the train

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well they coulda just put some floaty stuff in the Titanic. Duh

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Cinema is for the most part, based on fiction/fantasy I know, but do you often watch a film and in your mind you come up with better or perhaps, more logical ending?

Anyway......give me examples of how you would logically change any given film of your choice

That’s a bit far fetched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indiana Jones and The Arch of the Covenant

The role of Indiana Jones is pointless.

If he wasn't in the film, the Nazis would have got the medallion for the map room, found the arch, gone to the island, opened the arch and all died anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well they coulda just put some floaty stuff in the Titanic. Duh

What like polystyrene

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By *elleshellsCouple
over a year ago

North Manchester

"Well they coulda just put some floaty stuff in the Titanic. Duh

Actually, Rose should have just shoved over - there was plenty of room!!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Well they coulda just put some floaty stuff in the Titanic. Duh

Spoiler alert!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Well they coulda just put some floaty stuff in the Titanic. Duh

What like polystyrene

Or just got all the women to chop their boobs off and glue them to the side of the ship. Seems logical to me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Well they coulda just put some floaty stuff in the Titanic. Duh

Actually, Rose should have just shoved over - there was plenty of room!!!!

Innit! Wanted the whole plank for herself. Bitch.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Actually, the more I think about it, the sight of Harry Potter jumping on the back of a 50 Calibre machine gun ala the ending of Rambo (4) and mowing down Voldemort’s nefarious ranks whilst screaming, ‘Mutherfuckers!!!’ at the top of his lungs would have been fucking sweet!

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

In 1917 why didn't the allies just drop a message from an aircraft attached to a lead weight and streamer rather than send in two soldiers on foot. ?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Well they coulda just put some floaty stuff in the Titanic. Duh

Actually, Rose should have just shoved over - there was plenty of room!!!!

Innit! Wanted the whole plank for herself. Bitch."

Jack should’ve pushed her off and saved himself

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Well they coulda just put some floaty stuff in the Titanic. Duh

Spoiler alert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did Columbo not just ask the camera man who the murderer was?

Everyone knew who it was apart from him

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The Butler did it

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By *ick270Man
over a year ago

Here

No matter how many times i watch Steve McQeeen never makes the jump

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Johnny English should have ended by Johnny English not getting the job in the first place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

War Of The Worlds - If you're gonna go to the trouble of invading a planet you should at least be sure if you can survive in the atmosphere or not and take the necessary measures. It should have ended with the aliens loving life on their new planet

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

In The Sixth Sense when that kid starts going on about " I see dead peopke!" why didn't someone say "Yes , but you're an annoying little twonk", end of film

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

"War Of The Worlds - If you're gonna go to the trouble of invading a planet you should at least be sure if you can survive in the atmosphere or not and take the necessary measures. It should have ended with the aliens loving life on their new planet

That's where covid came from !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's where covid came from ! "

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Superman starring the late, great Christopher Reeve:

If the son of Krypton could reverse time all along by simply spinning the earth backwards, why didn’t he just spin it back and stop Lex Luther acquiring the missiles in the first place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory should've ended Charlie Bucket going home with sweet fuck all having broken the fizzy lifting drinks rule and Grandpa Joe being arrested for being a benefits cheat and all round shitty human being

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Lord of the Rings

Why didn't Gandalf summon the eagles to take Frodo to mount Doom instead of on a massive deadly quest?"

A brilliant point indeed. I can only assume that Frodo and Sam wanted to up their steps quota on their Fitbits. All that bloody walking!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The entire plot of ET would have been so much better if he had been able to electrify door handles and repel attacks using swinging paint tins and by dropping tools on them from a height. And if we had seen the actual moment his parents realised they'd left him behind and their struggles to get back to him.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The entire plot of ET would have been so much better if he had been able to electrify door handles and repel attacks using swinging paint tins and by dropping tools on them from a height. And if we had seen the actual moment his parents realised they'd left him behind and their struggles to get back to him.

ET: Phone Alone

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I never understood how Charlie’s Angels could never get to see Charlie. Given their penchant for wearing disguises, why the heck didn’t they don one to get an appointment with him.

Or use special camera equipment and pop it in his office, or that speaker thingy he uses. I mean come on. It’s not rocket science. "

Good point!

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By *stroboy78Man
over a year ago

Abergavenny

Lord of the Ring. Why the fuck did Gandalf give the ring to the most useless one of them all AND why didn't they just get one of those massive flying birds to do a fly by to drop them off at the mountain. Would have saved 3 films

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith.

So.....Anakin turns to the dark side......because he has a few restless nights and nightmares about his wife dying?(!!!)

Fuck sake man, should have tried Nytol.....

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

See if Michael Douglas hadn't had sex with Glenn Close the rabbit would have lived and a certain overused phrase in popular culture would never have existed

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

If Andy Dufresne had not killed his wife and lover he wouldn't have gone to Jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith.

So.....Anakin turns to the dark side......because he has a few restless nights and nightmares about his wife dying?(!!!)

Fuck sake man, should have tried Nytol....."

I don't want to get into the Back to the Future argument, it gets me so confused

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Star Trek: Everyone and their uncle (and his dog) knows that transporting down to the surface of a planet will be inevitable curtains for non regular cast members. Therefore, away teams should only comprise big name stars. Casualties= Zero. Job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone Booth.

Why didn't Colin Farrel just do what most cheating men do and buy a burner phone for his mistress. That way he wouldn't have to use that piss stained phone box and I didn't have to waist 1 and half hours of my life watching that codswallop

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Jaws: They shouldn’t have been swimming in the sea. Simple

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