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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hi my name is fiddles and I like to use ladies shower gel.

Who are you and what will you own up to.

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

My name is MsD & I love nutella and peanut butter on digestive biscuits.

Note to self: I need more digestives!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is MsD & I love nutella and peanut butter on digestive biscuits.

Note to self: I need more digestives!"

That is a killer combo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is MsD & I love nutella and peanut butter on digestive biscuits.

Note to self: I need more digestives!"

Bloody gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Puddles and I'm addicted to the Lidl winegums.

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

It so is. Great treat with a nice Nespresso coffee mid day. Yummo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi my name is fiddles and I like to use ladies shower gel.

Who are you and what will you own up to. "

I can’t blame you for that, women get so much better bath stuff than we do

My name is honeymonster and I am a kleptomaniac

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Puddles and I'm addicted to the Lidl winegums."

What’s your favourite colour you despicable alcoholic you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is MsD & I love nutella and peanut butter on digestive biscuits.

Note to self: I need more digestives!"

Try plain bread sticks and a jar of nutella. It's a bloody marvellous giant choc dip, if you remember them.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi my name is fiddles and I like to use ladies shower gel.

Who are you and what will you own up to.

I can’t blame you for that, women get so much better bath stuff than we do

My name is honeymonster and I am a kleptomaniac"

Have you been stealing hearts.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My name is Chunky and i can't open a packet of Jaffa cakes without eating the lot.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Chunky and i can't open a packet of Jaffa cakes without eating the lot.

Have you tried opening a 2nd packet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Cornholio and I need TP for my bunghole!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Cornholio and I need TP for my bunghole!"

As Mr Humphries might say.

I’m free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is smartymztarty and i wear mens briefs cos theyre comfier than womens knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is MsD & I love nutella and peanut butter on digestive biscuits.

Note to self: I need more digestives!

Try plain bread sticks and a jar of nutella. It's a bloody marvellous giant choc dip, if you remember them.

That sounds amazing!! The originals were too small.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My name is Chunky and i can't open a packet of Jaffa cakes without eating the lot.

Have you tried opening a 2nd packet. "

That's just being greedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Cornholio and I need TP for my bunghole!"

Are you threatening me? My bunghole will not wait!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My name is Lisa and I like pineapple on my pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Puddles and I'm addicted to the Lidl winegums.

What’s your favourite colour you despicable alcoholic you. "

The red ones of course!

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Hi.

My name is Sultry Succubus and I love to perve men in the chat rooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Sparkles and I am far too good at procrastinating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Vixen and the logo I buy for my kid is really for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Vixen and the logo I buy for my kid is really for me"

*Lego

autocorrect hates me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My name is Vixen and the lego I buy for my kid is really for me"

I'm the same, which is good because i don't have any kids. Lol

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is smartymztarty and i wear mens briefs cos theyre comfier than womens knickers "

You could get into mine.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Lisa and I like pineapple on my pizza

What is this wizardry.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Puddles and I'm addicted to the Lidl winegums.

What’s your favourite colour you despicable alcoholic you.

The red ones of course!

I like the black ones.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

It’s ok fiddles I like using men’s deodorant

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi.

My name is Sultry Succubus and I love to perve men in the chat rooms.

A fine pastime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Darth Vader and I am your father.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Vixen and the logo I buy for my kid is really for me"

Pure evil

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By *isa_29fWoman
over a year ago

London

My name is Lisa and I love taken men

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"My name is Lisa and I like pineapple on my pizza

What is this wizardry.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"My name is Darth Vader and I am your father."

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Lisa and I love taken men"

My name is fiddles and like Sharp, I’m a chosen man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Cindius Dreamsius and I am commander of the alpha hung males, general of the anal regions and loyal servant to the true emperor, blowius jobious. Father to a crossdressing son. Husband to a cuckolding wife. And I will have my pleasure, in this life or the next.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Cindius Dreamsius and I am commander of the alpha hung males, general of the anal regions and loyal servant to the true emperor, blowius jobious. Father to a crossdressing son. Husband to a cuckolding wife. And I will have my pleasure, in this life or the next."

So, fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my name is lezzer

And I love crumpet for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Lostintheborders and I hate my job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, fancy a fuck

Constantly

Sorry to hijack your thread, incase you haven't realised I'm not all there lol

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

So, fancy a fuck

Constantly

Sorry to hijack your thread, incase you haven't realised I'm not all there lol

Not at all. Shame you aren’t all here.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My name is Mrs KC and I'm still in bed all nekkid

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"My name is Mrs KC and I'm still in bed all nekkid

Let me in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My name is Mrs KC and I'm still in bed all nekkid

Let me in

You're in

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Hello my name is booty and I put things off far too much....and care about what people think of me far too much! I need to remember life is too short

Ladies shower gel though is much better

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hello my name is booty and I put things off far too much....and care about what people think of me far too much! I need to remember life is too short

Ladies shower gel though is much better

Yes it is I bet your body smells great.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Mrs KC and I'm still in bed all nekkid

Let me in

You're in

And me

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

My name is kisses and I'm supposed to be working from home now x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is kisses and I'm supposed to be working from home now x

Me too

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
over a year ago

outside belfast x

My name is littlekinks but am not so little haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my name is Madison and Fiddle you already know what I'm going to say ... I eat raw cookie dough.

Because I don't let anyone tell me how to live my life.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is littlekinks but am not so little haha "

But are you kinky.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi my name is Madison and Fiddle you already know what I'm going to say ... I eat raw cookie dough.

Because I don't let anyone tell me how to live my life.

Madison you are so bad. I should spank you for that.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello my name is booty and I put things off far too much....and care about what people think of me far too much! I need to remember life is too short

Ladies shower gel though is much better

Yes it is I bet your body smells great.

Hehe well I am away to go for a shower so maybe after I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round 2 Hi My name is outdoorcouple 69 because we love to have fun outdoors and the number 69 matches the fun we like to have .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi my name is Madison and Fiddle you already know what I'm going to say ... I eat raw cookie dough.

Because I don't let anyone tell me how to live my life.

Madison you are so bad. I should spank you for that.

Well ok , I guess if you have to!!

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Hello, my name is luvhandle and I like my tea with milk and two sugars

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My name is fiddles and I’ve rimmed a lady

Would you like it to be you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is fiddles and I’ve rimmed a lady

Would you like it to be you

Looks like you need to be spanked too ... naughty !!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is fiddles and I’ve rimmed a lady

Would you like it to be you

Looks like you need to be spanked too ... naughty !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is yourfallenangel, and I didn’t last very long away did I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Prince and I am funky.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My name is yourfallenangel, and I didn’t last very long away did I

Nope, but welcome back. Xx

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is yourfallenangel, and I didn’t last very long away did I

Hurray. Hello my fallen angel.

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Hi my name is MrK and I like peanut butter and Strawberry jam on toast.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi my name is MrK and I like peanut butter and Strawberry jam on toast. "

Smooth or crunchy.

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

"My name is kisses and I'm supposed to be working from home now x

You are so naughty lol

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By *uss69Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Yeaa.... you fight the power!!

Hhhmmm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is yourfallenangel, and I didn’t last very long away did I

Nope, but welcome back. Xx"

Thanks CG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is yourfallenangel, and I didn’t last very long away did I

Hurray. Hello my fallen angel.

Well you already knew

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

"My name is Puddles and I'm addicted to the Lidl winegums."

Sainsburys winegums.

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

"Hi my name is MrK and I like peanut butter and Strawberry jam on toast.

Smooth or crunchy. "

Both just depends on which we've bought

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is yourfallenangel, and I didn’t last very long away did I

Hurray. Hello my fallen angel.

Well you already knew

Shush I’m playing along with you

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Hi my name is lezzer

And I love crumpet for breakfast

Don't we all??

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Hi, my name is gloryholemilkingtable and I have a cockatoo.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi my name is lezzer

And I love crumpet for breakfast

Hello how did I miss you.

My name is fiddles and I’d like to be your crumpet.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi, my name is gloryholemilkingtable and I have a cockatoo."

And a long profile name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is yourfallenangel, and I didn’t last very long away did I

Hurray. Hello my fallen angel.

Well you already knew

Shush I’m playing along with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is King Weeble and I once glued a 50p to a metal drain cover in the local high street and spent the afternoon watching people try and pick it up whilst I sat in my office giggling like a kid.

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"My name is MsD & I love nutella and peanut butter on digestive biscuits.

Note to self: I need more digestives!

Try plain bread sticks and a jar of nutella. It's a bloody marvellous giant choc dip, if you remember them.

Remember them??!! Totally do. It was my treat when we travelled up North with my parents.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

My name is Red and I remove the last page of books written by authors I don't like in Waterstones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Bella and I don't really like cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I'm Katie and I eat too much chocolate especially at work x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Quietly Kinky and I just can't be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. My name's Miles. I've finished lunch and am now having a cup of tea with a banana cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of chocolate anyone, especially those that eat far too many of them at work?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Hello Fiddle. My name is Lorraine and I like mince pies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Justtats and I love Cock and Pussy,

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

My name is Cherry and I'm a faery.

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By *ldbluMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

My name is _ldblu and i do like a horn to blow on

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"Hello Fiddle. My name is Lorraine and I like mince pies."

Nothing wrong with that. I LOVE mince pies. A gal pal of mine brought me 3 boxes of mince pies last week when she popped round. All different types, she knows I love an oul mince pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Randy and I'm addicted to Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love mince pies as well. I have tried about 300 different ones from small shops' that have "home baked" to mass produced and to my surprise, the best I've yet had is Tesco's Finest All Butter Pastry with Courvoisier VS Congnac.

Surprise 1: It's from Tesco

Surprise 2: I don't even drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piece of chocolate anyone, especially those that eat far too many of them at work?"

Could you mean me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is smartymztarty and i wear mens briefs cos theyre comfier than womens knickers "

There a curveball I did not expect.

Interesting....

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Bella and I don't really like cake "

Hello Bella

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I love mince pies as well. I have tried about 300 different ones from small shops' that have "home baked" to mass produced and to my surprise, the best I've yet had is Tesco's Finest All Butter Pastry with Courvoisier VS Congnac.

Surprise 1: It's from Tesco

Surprise 2: I don't even drink"

M&S all butter never fail. But one's with alcohol are good also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Chunky and i can't open a packet of Jaffa cakes without eating the lot.

Have you tried opening a 2nd packet.

That's just being greedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piece of chocolate anyone, especially those that eat far too many of them at work?

Could you mean me

Indeed I do. May I offer you some Lindt Mini Pralines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is curvy and I love vegemite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s ok fiddles I like using men’s deodorant

My word.. Another curveball!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Lostintheborders and I hate my job"

Time to change your job me thinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprise 1: It's from Tesco

Surprise 2: I don't even drink

M&S all butter never fail. But one's with alcohol are good also. "

The Tesco one is better. I don't drink at all but the Courvoisier rounds it off magnificently. All this talk has inspired me to throw one in the oven now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is curvy and I love vegemite "

I have a bottle that I have been dying to give away!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Sirius and I like to fart out loud when nobody's around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprise 1: It's from Tesco

Surprise 2: I don't even drink"

Then in the words of Busta "Pass the Courvoisier"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is curvy and I love vegemite

I have a bottle that I have been dying to give away!!"

Whyyyyy? It’s amazing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pass you the mince pie to squeeze it out of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Lisa and I like pineapple on my pizza

What is this wizardry.

Wizardry? This surely falls under sorcery??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is curvy and I love vegemite

I have a bottle that I have been dying to give away!!

Whyyyyy? It’s amazing lol "

I brought it back from Australia only to find that the friend I had got it for had to avoid salt as much as possible for health reasons. I dislike Vegemite and Marmite, to put it mildly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Lisa and I like pineapple on my pizza

What is this wizardry.

Wizardry? This surely falls under sorcery??!

Sorcery? You'll be talking about slaying dragons next. Speaking of which, where is our dragon lover??

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By *ewsub4dommeMan
over a year ago

thirsk

My name is George and I like to bake cakes

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By *horley GirlWoman
over a year ago

Local-ish

"My name is Lisa and I like pineapple on my pizza

What is this wizardry.

Wizardry? This surely falls under sorcery??!

Pass me a wand then as I love pineapple on my pizza!

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Hello, I'm Willow and I like Marmite with cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is curvy and I love vegemite

I have a bottle that I have been dying to give away!!

Whyyyyy? It’s amazing lol

I brought it back from Australia only to find that the friend I had got it for had to avoid salt as much as possible for health reasons. I dislike Vegemite and Marmite, to put it mildly."

Ahhh it brings me back memories and I love the stuff, sucks to barely find it unless off Amazon etc

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is curvy and I love vegemite "

Does it come in cum flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is curvy and I love vegemite

Does it come in cum flavour

Thankfully not no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all, my name is JimmyS, and I am quite shy.

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hello, I'm Willow and I like Marmite with cheese.

That should have read 'Logan' not 'Willow', but she was on my mind!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is curvy and I love vegemite

Does it come in cum flavour

Thankfully not no "

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hello, I'm Willow and I like Marmite with cheese.

That should have read 'Logan' not 'Willow', but she was on my mind!

She’s on mine now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is happy horny henry and I like mince pies

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hey all, my name is JimmyS, and I am quite shy.

You’re in the right place for a shy guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Lisa and I like pineapple on my pizza

What is this wizardry.

Wizardry? This surely falls under sorcery??!

Sorcery? You'll be talking about slaying dragons next. Speaking of which, where is our dragon lover??"

I cannot say... I have been sworn to secrecy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is curvy and I love vegemite

I have a bottle that I have been dying to give away!!

Whyyyyy? It’s amazing lol

I brought it back from Australia only to find that the friend I had got it for had to avoid salt as much as possible for health reasons. I dislike Vegemite and Marmite, to put it mildly.

Ahhh it brings me back memories and I love the stuff, sucks to barely find it unless off Amazon etc "

Let me check the expiry date. I can send it to you if it's still valid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Lisa and I like pineapple on my pizza

What is this wizardry.

Wizardry? This surely falls under sorcery??!

Sorcery? You'll be talking about slaying dragons next. Speaking of which, where is our dragon lover??

I cannot say... I have been sworn to secrecy.

Hello, my name is Miles and JimmyS calls me Pops.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Lisa and I like pineapple on my pizza

What is this wizardry.

Wizardry? This surely falls under sorcery??!

Sorcery? You'll be talking about slaying dragons next. Speaking of which, where is our dragon lover??

I cannot say... I have been sworn to secrecy.

Hello, my name is Miles and JimmyS calls me Pops."

Does cheggers play with you.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

My name is Albino and I am a caravanner....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Hello I'm Pp and I'm a chocolate addict.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Albino and I am a caravanner....

I hope you block the road at every opportunity.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hello I'm Pp and I'm a chocolate addict.

A finger a fudge.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Hi my name is fiddles and I like to use ladies shower gel.

Who are you and what will you own up to. "

My name is Peachy and I fucking adore great sex.

It’s been both a great pleasure and my downfall in the past!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Hello I'm Pp and I'm a chocolate addict.

Hell yeah - this too!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hi my name is fiddles and I like to use ladies shower gel.

Who are you and what will you own up to.

My name is Peachy and I fucking adore great sex.

It’s been both a great pleasure and my downfall in the past!

That makes 2 of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Italia and I paint my toe nails white ....There is a reason for this lol

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi my name is fiddles and I like to use ladies shower gel.

Who are you and what will you own up to.

My name is Peachy and I fucking adore great sex.

It’s been both a great pleasure and my downfall in the past!

I think you look pretty good on it

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

"My name is MsD & I love nutella and peanut butter on digestive biscuits.

Note to self: I need more digestives!

Try plain bread sticks and a jar of nutella. It's a bloody marvellous giant choc dip, if you remember them.

yes, I do that! So much nicer than the one from the 80s

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Hello, I'm Willow and I like Marmite with cheese.

I like marmite with mature cheese, too

And Willow is also ony mind now, especially with that profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Lisa and I like pineapple on my pizza

What is this wizardry.

Wizardry? This surely falls under sorcery??!

Sorcery? You'll be talking about slaying dragons next. Speaking of which, where is our dragon lover??

I cannot say... I have been sworn to secrecy.

Hello, my name is Miles and JimmyS calls me Pops.

Does cheggers play with you. "

There's a blast from the past!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Albino and I am a caravanner....

I hope you block the road at every opportunity. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi my name is fiddles and I like to use ladies shower gel.

Who are you and what will you own up to.

My name is Peachy and I fucking adore great sex.

It’s been both a great pleasure and my downfall in the past!

Intriguing. Almost makes me want to start a thread asking how sex has led to your downfall.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"My name is Albino and I am a caravanner....

I hope you block the road at every opportunity. "

Of course....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is NiceGuy and I use a Weetabix cut in half (along the narrow side) to make a Vegimite Weetabix-Sandwich

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"My name is NiceGuy and I use a Weetabix cut in half (along the narrow side) to make a Vegimite Weetabix-Sandwich

I know we're not supposed to kink shame here but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please introduce yourself again. You know who you are. I've been waiting for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is NiceGuy and I use a Weetabix cut in half (along the narrow side) to make a Vegimite Weetabix-Sandwich

I know we're not supposed to kink shame here but....

Very common snack back in Australia - don't knock it till you try it!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My name is fiddles and a fancy a fondle right now.

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"My name is Peachy and I fucking adore great sex.

It’s been both a great pleasure and my downfall in the past!

Read your profile, so funny, you should write a story! Nice pics too.

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