FabSwingers.com forum: chat up lines

By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Best and worse chat up

Lines used or heard. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyu have a mirror in ur knickers coz I can see myself

In them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You a fan of reptiles? Cos I was thinking of dragon me balls across ya face

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

My mate used that once and got the biggest slap ever.

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By *igR33Man
over a year ago

Lerwick

Did you hear about the heavy polar bear?....

He broke the ice...... nice to meet you

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Does any actually work ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

Did not work, but did break the ice enough for a conversation

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

Did not work, but did break the ice enough for a conversation "

Was that you to someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that you to someone?

Someone said that to me, only wish I was ballsy enough to walk up to someone and say that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst one I've hear is..

Hey, if I washed my cock would you suck it?

What, no? So you suck dirty cocks then?

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By *igR33Man
over a year ago

Lerwick

Worst I ever heard getting used was when I still used to pull pints, the guy I was serving turned to the girl next to him at the bar and said... “my cocks not the biggest.... but I can lick the bottom of a Pringles tube!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

Did not work, but did break the ice enough for a conversation "

A swear this is true....a lady said that to me before. You get one guess which part she said to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*I swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst I ever heard getting used was when I still used to pull pints, the guy I was serving turned to the girl next to him at the bar and said... “my cocks not the biggest.... but I can lick the bottom of a Pringles tube!” "

Haha!! That's fucking brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never used one or had one used on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, so just you remember

You made me lose, no nut November

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy in the kebab shop Saturday evening said to me are you a mask cos I want to wear you on my face.

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By *enhamhoopMan
over a year ago

Denham

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By *exy Two-Shoes40Man
over a year ago

bolton

Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside........I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.

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By *igR33Man
over a year ago

Lerwick

Another contender for the worst I’ve heard, gain when working in the boozer, guy at the bar says to this lassie, “my dicks 5inches..... but it smells like a foot!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy in the kebab shop Saturday evening said to me are you a mask cos I want to wear you on my face. "

And did he get to?

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

"Another contender for the worst I’ve heard, gain when working in the boozer, guy at the bar says to this lassie, “my dicks 5inches..... but it smells like a foot!” "

That’s awful.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m hung like a horse. Sorry, I mean a Zebra.

Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look love/hun/babe/darling. I don't want to beat about the Bush, I want to beat around your bush

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

I WON THE ELECTION

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it"

That's a good one. It's cheeky and would get me interested in chatting with you if it was a line used on me & I fancied you!

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like chicken?

Do you like poultry?

Then suck my cock .... It’s fowl .....

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By *went OP Man
over a year ago

blackpool

You look nice.

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By *rownhotnessMan
over a year ago

Cheshire/London/Midlands

You're fit. Can I buy you a drink haha

Was shocked that this was said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a knife,

Get in the van!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your clothes 50% off because they'd be 100% off at my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your body’s like McDonald’s I’m lovin it

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