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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pockets are one of the best things for putting things in, that you carry about on you in. They were first invented by Sir Terry Pockets in 1982, when he had enough of carrying his car keys, wallet and phone on his head. You find pockets on many garments of clothing like jeans and chinos. They say a man who doesn’t like to spend money has short arms and deep pockets, but I know many tight arses with long arms and shallow pockets, so I don’t think you can generalise. I always carry my wallet in my right hand side back pocket, anywhere else and it just feels weird, but hey that’s just me. Women don’t have pockets on their clothes that’s why they have to carry things around in a thing called a handbag, they keep all manner of shit in there, 98% of which they never use, but it’s there just in case. In recent times people have thought about inventing a handbag for men, or a man bag as it’s been referred to by some, but experts warn that a handbag for men is still along way off. Before a man goes out the house he taps his pockets to make sure he’s got everything, this is known as the triple pat, keys, wallet and phone, no man has left the house without these things and had to go back.

So in summary, do you like pockets, do you know anybody who’s got pockets, what are your favourite pockets, have you ever met someone who has pockets ?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Does it mention the pockets with holes in where some men like to jangle their balls and play pocket catch with their cock?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Pockets are an urban myth, nobody knows anyone who has ever had pockets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever seen a woman who has pickets on her dress? When it happens , we tell everyone!

'Look! It has Pockets!!' In a very pleased with ourselves manner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pockets*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I've got a wheelchair. I don't need pockets

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Old Chinese proverb say, man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it mention the pockets with holes in where some men like to jangle their balls and play pocket catch with their cock?"

Men do that, I’m shocked ?!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Have you ever seen a woman who has pickets on her dress? When it happens , we tell everyone!

'Look! It has Pockets!!' In a very pleased with ourselves manner "

Yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever seen a woman who has pickets on her dress? When it happens , we tell everyone!

'Look! It has Pockets!!' In a very pleased with ourselves manner "

What do you put in your pockets, packet of Benson and Hedges and a pork pie ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever seen a woman who has pickets on her dress? When it happens , we tell everyone!

'Look! It has Pockets!!' In a very pleased with ourselves manner "

If this is the case why haven’t more dresses got pockets, I’m going on dragons den ?!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

You know when you read a word so many times it starts to sound really weird and not like a real word anymore?

That's just happened to me with flippin' pockets.

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Have you ever seen a woman who has pickets on her dress? When it happens , we tell everyone!

'Look! It has Pockets!!' In a very pleased with ourselves manner "

God yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know when you read a word so many times it starts to sound really weird and not like a real word anymore?

That's just happened to me with flippin' pockets.

Mrs TMN x"

It’s almost like someone just made the word up.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

What did you do before 1982 without pockets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever seen a woman who has pickets on her dress? When it happens , we tell everyone!

'Look! It has Pockets!!' In a very pleased with ourselves manner

God yes! "

That’s it, I’m becoming a dress designer and just going to add loads of pockets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What did you do before 1982 without pockets "

Dunno, before my time, I think people were just stood around holding stuff saying ‘Dah fuq am I supposed to carry this ?!’

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"What did you do before 1982 without pockets

Dunno, before my time, I think people were just stood around holding stuff saying ‘Dah fuq am I supposed to carry this ?!’"

All my pockets carried before this time was my hands, maybe some sweets and the words ringing in my ears from the elders “get your hands out of your pockets”

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Does it mention the pockets with holes in where some men like to jangle their balls and play pocket catch with their cock?

Men do that, I’m shocked ?!"

That’s because you’re a gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sailing waterproof salopette trouser thingys have fleecy handwarmer pockets. I love those pockets ....they are my favourite pockets

Ive also got a secret pocket but I cant tell you anymore about that one

Does anyone else have favourite pockets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mention of women in there. We've got the vote, but not eligible for pockets apparently.

This leads quite nicely into my work uniform rant of shitty women's trousers with useless slanted pockets that everything falls out of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it mention the pockets with holes in where some men like to jangle their balls and play pocket catch with their cock?

Men do that, I’m shocked ?!

That’s because you’re a gentleman. "

You know me so well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No mention of women in there. We've got the vote, but not eligible for pockets apparently.

This leads quite nicely into my work uniform rant of shitty women's trousers with useless slanted pockets that everything falls out of "

Why have women got a shitty deal on pockets, I really think there’s a gap in the market here ?!

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Ooh you can’t beat a hoody single fronted pocket, both hands in, like giving yourself a little hug on a cold day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No mention of women in there. We've got the vote, but not eligible for pockets apparently.

This leads quite nicely into my work uniform rant of shitty women's trousers with useless slanted pockets that everything falls out of

Why have women got a shitty deal on pockets, I really think there’s a gap in the market here ?!"

There really is. Smart black work trousers that actually hold stuff in full pockets. There are never back pockets either.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I like your pocket teachings.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Have you ever seen a woman who has pickets on her dress? When it happens , we tell everyone!

'Look! It has Pockets!!' In a very pleased with ourselves manner "

Who doesn’t love a dress with pockets??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No mention of women in there. We've got the vote, but not eligible for pockets apparently.

This leads quite nicely into my work uniform rant of shitty women's trousers with useless slanted pockets that everything falls out of

Why have women got a shitty deal on pockets, I really think there’s a gap in the market here ?!

There really is. Smart black work trousers that actually hold stuff in full pockets. There are never back pockets either."

Ok, you can be the brains behind the operation, I’ll make the tea and take the bins out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure they were invented way before 1982:/

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretty sure they were invented way before 1982:/

S"

That’s what they want you to think.

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