FabSwingers.com forum: Never Mind The Vibrators

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got thinking after seeing a thread about favourite gameshows.

So, how about you test your knowledge and that of your fellow fabbers on all things relating to sex.

We'll have 2 teams, boys vs girls(tv/ts/cd join whichever team you fit into).

Rules: as I'm the op I'll ask the first question, meaning the boys team goes first. Basically I will post a question themed around sex and it must be answered by any member of the girls team. If that person answers correctly they then get to post their own question which must be answered by a member of the boys team. Googling for a question to ask is permitted but please, no googling answers. Sounds simple enough right?

Okay.

Question 1. Name 3 sex positions that sound like they might have been popular in the wild West.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, uhmm, missionary, I guess??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, uhmm, missionary, I guess??"

You're on the boys team ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, uhmm, missionary, I guess??

You're on the boys team ffs

Yep, I completely misread the rules ffs. My bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, uhmm, missionary, I guess??"

You are right though

How about you ask the next question for the girls team to answer?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, uhmm, missionary, I guess??

You're on the boys team ffs

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I laughed so hard at this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are us girls winning 1-0?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So are us girls winning 1-0?

You are indeed lol a wrong answer or the wrong team giving an answer means a point to the other team.

How about you ask the next one? My shower is calling so I need to go for a bit anyway

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, uhmm, missionary, I guess??

You're on the boys team ffs

I laughed so hard at this!

Me too.. Was a good idea for a thread too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a brilliant thread idea. Do keep it rolling. I am awaiting the question from the boys team!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So are us girls winning 1-0?

You are indeed lol a wrong answer or the wrong team giving an answer means a point to the other team.

How about you ask the next one? My shower is calling so I need to go for a bit anyway

Okely Dokely

Question for the men:

What animal has a penis shaped like the letter S?

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"So are us girls winning 1-0?

You are indeed lol a wrong answer or the wrong team giving an answer means a point to the other team.

How about you ask the next one? My shower is calling so I need to go for a bit anyway

Okely Dokely

Question for the men:

What animal has a penis shaped like the letter S?"

A pig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pig is wrong

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"So are us girls winning 1-0?

You are indeed lol a wrong answer or the wrong team giving an answer means a point to the other team.

How about you ask the next one? My shower is calling so I need to go for a bit anyway

Okely Dokely

Question for the men:

What animal has a penis shaped like the letter S?

A pig? "

Glad I didn't know that... And cheers for the image girls....

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephant "

Correct

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

When I saw the thread title I thought it was a mash up of 70s punk albums....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think pig was a good guess, they do have curly tails after all so a pig dick might also have been curly like the letter s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephant

Correct

Your turn to ask a question

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Elephant

Correct

Can someone think of a question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephant

Correct

Can someone think of a question? "

Everyone will be on Google looking for an impossible one to answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on the boys! We gals are awaiting an impossible to answer question about sex!

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha I didn't read that properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the fascination with animal penises on this thread?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"A pig "

You are incorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?"

I think it's an underwater one but can't remember

Erm

Seahorse?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I think pig was a good guess, they do have curly tails after all so a pig dick might also have been curly like the letter s! "

I was wrong... A pigs penis is a Cork screw shape...

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?

I think it's an underwater one but can't remember

Erm

Seahorse? "

It is water based. But not underwater.

Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?"

A cat

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?

A cat "

Wut.. have you ever seen a real cat before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A duck?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What is the fascination with animal penises on this thread?

Think a case of monkey see - monkey do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?

I think it's an underwater one but can't remember

Erm

Seahorse?

It is water based. But not underwater.

Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head

So it lives on water but not under it?

A Duck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?

A cat

Wut.. have you ever seen a real cat before?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?

I think it's an underwater one but can't remember

Erm

Seahorse?

It is water based. But not underwater.

Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head

So it lives on water but not under it?

A Duck?"
correct. The Malard duck.

The ugly males also gang r@pe the female ducks. Sometimes to the point of death.

Just remember that the next time you’re all out feeding the cute ducks

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?

I think it's an underwater one but can't remember

Erm

Seahorse?

It is water based. But not underwater.

Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head

So it lives on water but not under it?

A Duck? correct. The Malard duck.

The ugly males also gang r@pe the female ducks. Sometimes to the point of death.

Just remember that the next time you’re all out feeding the cute ducks

Well go fuck a duck

They’re quite feisty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duck?"

Well done, you got it correct first if you want to ask a question.

I think we've had enough of animals now though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does ithyphallophobia mean?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"What does ithyphallophobia mean?

Apologies, didn’t see your comment up there!

Fear of cock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies, didn’t see your comment up there!

Fear of cock??"

Close!!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"What does ithyphallophobia mean?

Is it a goat?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

Apologies, didn’t see your comment up there!

Fear of cock??

Close!! "

The “ithy” part has thrown me. The phallo bit obviously means phallus. I’m stumped. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a goat?

Hahaha well I suppose it would apply if there was a goat involved... but not specifically!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Is it a goat?

Hahaha well I suppose it would apply if there was a goat involved... but not specifically!"

Fear of an erect goats penis?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

Fear of small cock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fear of an erect goats penis?"

Not specific to goats

But yes, I am slowly developing ithyphallophobia because of my inbox haha

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Fear of an erect goats penis?

Not specific to goats

But yes, I am slowly developing ithyphallophobia because of my inbox haha "

I was just continuing the animal theme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a goat?

Hahaha well I suppose it would apply if there was a goat involved... but not specifically!

Fear of an erect goats penis?"

Can you imagine if that was actually a real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right gentlemen - it is on you!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Apologies, didn’t see your comment up there!

Fear of cock??

Close!!

The “ithy” part has thrown me. The phallo bit obviously means phallus. I’m stumped. Haha

I think ithy means straight, so I guess straight phallus phobia, or fear of erections?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

I fucking love this thread, take a bow OP, you absolute whizz!

Fear of erect penis?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Way too slow!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I nominate _.luke7 to be boys quiz master

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"I nominate _.luke7 to be boys quiz master

You’re relying on my to have more up my sleeve?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I nominate _.luke7 to be boys quiz master

You’re relying on my to have more up my sleeve?

I was putting my faith in you!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?

Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out!

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?

Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out!

Shiny things? Is it a magpie?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?

Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out!

It was ours... and we need a question guy!

Thanks for volunteering

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"I nominate _.luke7 to be boys quiz master

You’re relying on my to have more up my sleeve?

I was putting my faith in you! "

Did we get the last one right? Or is s88x having an epi due to her phobia/inbox combination?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?

Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out!

Wow, that is a word and a half!!

Someone that steals dick pics??

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?

Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out!

Is that the fancy term for knicker thief? I think I’ve heard that before it seems familiar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did we get the last one right? Or is s88x having an epi due to her phobia/inbox combination?

Both.... but yeah you guys got it

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Think question guys neglecting his responsibilities!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?

Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out!

Is that the fancy term for knicker thief? I think I’ve heard that before it seems familiar

I'm back!!

Yes, Jamie got it right - it's someone who steals women's knickers

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

I have next question for the gents. Will wait till the ladies go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies got a question? I've already asked one lol

(sorry I got distracted by the trance thread and had to listen to a tune)

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I have next question for the gents. Will wait till the ladies go again "

How big is an antelopes foreskin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'll go again lol

For the men:

30% of women have done it, but only 10% do what regularly?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Ok I'll go again lol

For the men:

30% of women have done it, but only 10% do what regularly?

Give men praise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I'll go again lol

For the men:

30% of women have done it, but only 10% do what regularly?

Give men praise?

No lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I'll go again lol

For the men:

30% of women have done it, but only 10% do what regularly?

talk with a cock in their mouth

haha"

I'm pleased I found this question, should be some great answers

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"[Removed by poster at 15/11/20 22:07:56]"

Put out the bins?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Ok I'll go again lol

For the men:

30% of women have done it, but only 10% do what regularly?

Anal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting out bins and anal both wrong

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Have anal whilst putting out the bins?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Have an STI test?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Have anal whilst putting out the bins?

That's a whole new level of multi-tasking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have an STI test?"

Wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have anal whilst putting out the bins?

Nope, but its giving me ideas for a new video

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Vaginal douching / steaming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironing? "

Nope, it's sexually related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vaginal douching / steaming?"

Sorry but no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironing?

Nope, it's sexually related

Bet it was still about right though

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Anal bleaching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I'll go again lol

For the men:

30% of women have done it, but only 10% do what regularly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal bleaching?"

Nope, we gonna be here all night haha

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Have anal whilst putting out the bins?

Nope, but its giving me ideas for a new video

Refuse collection porn is such a niche genre!

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I know the blokes have gotta answer this 1 but I'm completely stumped. Interested to know the answer!

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’d say squirt but 10% seems quite low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's one of those questions where you can't think of an answer because there are so many options.

But once you get the answer you think "ah ok"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fisting? Not sure if already been guessed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d say squirt but 10% seems quite low"

Getting warmer, but wrong

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I’d say squirt but 10% seems quite low"

Good answer, I was thinking maybe that or even something simple like give a blowjob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting? Not sure if already been guessed. "

Nope

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Had sex with another woman.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I’d say squirt but 10% seems quite low

Getting warmer, but wrong

Warmer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full body climax?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had sex with another woman. "

Wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full body climax? "

Getting very warm now

But no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full body climax?

Getting very warm now

But no

Faking!!

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Orgasm while asleep.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Full body climax?

Getting very warm now

But no

Shit themselves whilst cuming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faking and sleeping orgasms are both wrong.

But you have almost got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full body climax?

Getting very warm now

But no

Shit themselves whilst cuming?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Faking and sleeping orgasms are both wrong.

But you have almost got it

Cum during sex?

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Hands free orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Faking and sleeping orgasms are both wrong.

But you have almost got it

Cum during sex?"

Nope

Can't believe no one has it yet.

You are all thinking along the right lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands free orgasm. "

Nope

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

As it got anything to do with a giraffe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As it got anything to do with a giraffe?

Shhh that's the next question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for jumping in but this post had me in stitches and I think the answer is if I'm allowed

Orgasm from anal sex

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By *ippy_and_millieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Orgasm with penetration only?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasm from anal, orgasm from penetration both wrong

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Orgasm from nipple play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orgasm from nipple play? "

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

For gods sakes... it multiple orgasms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For gods sakes... it multiple orgasms!

Ding ding ding!

We have a winner!

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

Okay.

What is the sexual act of Lectamia?

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By *ippy_and_millieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Knew it was something to do with orgasms. Multiple was the next but I got beaten to it

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Sucking milk from a boob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Okay.

What is the sexual act of Lectamia?

You've been waiting like a ninja

Erm

Foot wank?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Okay.

What is the sexual act of Lectamia?

Is it something to do with lactating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, uhmm, missionary, I guess??

You're on the boys team ffs

I laughed so hard at this!

And me!!!

So funny

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Okay.

What is the sexual act of Lectamia?

You've been waiting like a ninja

Erm

Foot wank?"

I fucking have

Foot and lactating, both wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking false teeth out for a BJ?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Okay.

What is the sexual act of Lectamia?

You've been waiting like a ninja

Erm

Foot wank?

I fucking have

Foot and lactating, both wrong "

See... my faith was in the right place after all!

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over a year ago

"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?

I think it's an underwater one but can't remember

Erm

Seahorse?

It is water based. But not underwater.

Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head

So it lives on water but not under it?

A Duck? correct. The Malard duck.

The ugly males also gang r@pe the female ducks. Sometimes to the point of death.

Just remember that the next time you’re all out feeding the cute ducks

Is that true or have you made that up?

The duck gang **** thingy??

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Okay.

What is the sexual act of Lectamia?

You've been waiting like a ninja

Erm

Foot wank?

I fucking have

Foot and lactating, both wrong

See... my faith was in the right place after all! "

Had to step up to the mark, didn’t I!

Gummy^^ is wrong.

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over a year ago

This could be anything based on a dodgy Latin word or something.

It has to be something weird and obscure though.

Hmmm

Pissing in an ass?

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Trying to break the word down, might be completely off

Thinking "lect" like lecture, language or speaking. Is it something to do with how your spoken to?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?

I think it's an underwater one but can't remember

Erm

Seahorse?

It is water based. But not underwater.

Cindi’s comment just reminded me of this random knowledge I have in my head

So it lives on water but not under it?

A Duck? correct. The Malard duck.

The ugly males also gang r@pe the female ducks. Sometimes to the point of death.

Just remember that the next time you’re all out feeding the cute ducks

Is that true or have you made that up?

The duck gang **** thingy??

I can’t remember what I was watching but female mallard ducks now have multiple vaginal cavities, in which they can open and close, specifically for this situation. Some of which cork screw the wrong way, to fuck up the attacking male.

The male is picked by the female on its colours and mating call. So the ugly ones with shit calls gang up on female ducks. And their member is 4” longer than their whole body.

Wow. Honestly I’ve not fucking studied this

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

I’ll give you a hint.

It is not a solo act. And if I was to do it to someone with out consent it technically would be under a different charge than non consent.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"This could be anything based on a dodgy Latin word or something.

It has to be something weird and obscure though.

Hmmm

Pissing in an ass?

Think that’s more urinusmaximus

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Flashing?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"This could be anything based on a dodgy Latin word or something.

It has to be something weird and obscure though.

Hmmm

Pissing in an ass?

Think that’s more urinusmaximus

Is he not The Gladiator

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Flashing? "

You’re getting there. But not quite.

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"I’ll give you a hint.

It is not a solo act. And if I was to do it to someone with out consent it technically would be under a different charge than non consent. "

So contact with someone but non invasive? Does that even make sense?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Flashing?

You’re getting there. But not quite."

Is it a CFNM type thing?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Flashing?

You’re getting there. But not quite."

Masturbating in front of another person?

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over a year ago

"This could be anything based on a dodgy Latin word or something.

It has to be something weird and obscure though.

Hmmm

Pissing in an ass?

Think that’s more urinusmaximus

"I am Urinusmaximus, husband of a cuckolding wife, and I shall have my revenge"

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Flashing?

You’re getting there. But not quite.

Is it a CFNM type thing? "

50%!!

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"This could be anything based on a dodgy Latin word or something.

It has to be something weird and obscure though.

Hmmm

Pissing in an ass?

Think that’s more urinusmaximus

"I am Urinusmaximus, husband of a cuckolding wife, and I shall have my revenge"

Standing there with a jock strap and a double wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flashing?

You’re getting there. But not quite.

Is it a CFNM type thing?

50%!!"

Sex whilst both dressed?

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over a year ago

"I got thinking after seeing a thread about favourite gameshows.

So, how about you test your knowledge and that of your fellow fabbers on all things relating to sex.

We'll have 2 teams, boys vs girls(tv/ts/cd join whichever team you fit into).

Okay.

Question 1. Name 3 sex positions that sound like they might have been popular in the wild West."

1.Flatiron

2.Cowgirls helper

3.Cowgirl

4.Reverse cowgirl

5.Cowboy

6.The snake

7.Woman astride

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By *edrickWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Both undressed no sex?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"This could be anything based on a dodgy Latin word or something.

It has to be something weird and obscure though.

Hmmm

Pissing in an ass?

Think that’s more urinusmaximus

"I am Urinusmaximus, husband of a cuckolding wife, and I shall have my revenge"

The golden showers we have in life - echo in eternity

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over a year ago

"So are us girls winning 1-0?

You are indeed lol a wrong answer or the wrong team giving an answer means a point to the other team.

How about you ask the next one? My shower is calling so I need to go for a bit anyway

Okely Dokely

Question for the men:

What animal has a penis shaped like the letter S?"

An elephant

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Flashing?

You’re getting there. But not quite.

Is it a CFNM type thing?

50%!!

Sex whilst both dressed?"

Pretty much. And this would be called?

This is my last one. I’m too fucking deep into this and need to get some sleep

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over a year ago

"What animal has a dick 4” longer than it’s own body and shaped like a corkscrew?"

A duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does ithyphallophobia mean?

Fear of having or seeing an erect penis

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over a year ago

"Flashing?

You’re getting there. But not quite.

Is it a CFNM type thing?

50%!!

Sex whilst both dressed?

Pretty much. And this would be called?

This is my last one. I’m too fucking deep into this and need to get some sleep

You can't have sex dressed.

So, is it not having sex?

Lol I'm confused.com

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over a year ago

"I'm not sure who's turn it is to answer, but this is a great question anyway - what does a melcryptovestimentaphiliac compulsively steal?

Bradley Walsh, eat your heart out!

Ladies nickers

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over a year ago

Cuddling!

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"Flashing?

You’re getting there. But not quite.

Is it a CFNM type thing?

50%!!

Sex whilst both dressed?

Pretty much. And this would be called?

This is my last one. I’m too fucking deep into this and need to get some sleep

You can't have sex dressed.

So, is it not having sex?

Lol I'm confused.com"

It is dry humping.

Mrs/mr google up here, working their way through the forum of already answered questions

On that note, I’m out. Thanks for coming to this show of Never Mind the Vibrators. Peace n love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a good one

The highlight has been Urinusmaximus though

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Did we win???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did we win???

Who was keeping score?

Cos I wasn't

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Did we win???

Who was keeping score?

Cos I wasn't

I left Luke in charge of all administration because I couldn’t be arsed

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over a year ago

"Did we win???

Who was keeping score?

Cos I wasn't

I left Luke in charge of all administration because I couldn’t be arsed

Maybes a draw.

I'm not sure.

I got distracted thinking about multiple orgasms

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Did we win???

Who was keeping score?

Cos I wasn't

I left Luke in charge of all administration because I couldn’t be arsed

Maybes a draw.

I'm not sure.

I got distracted thinking about multiple orgasms

Call it a draw then

I’m off for a urinusmaximus before bed

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over a year ago

"Did we win???

Who was keeping score?

Cos I wasn't

I left Luke in charge of all administration because I couldn’t be arsed

Maybes a draw.

I'm not sure.

I got distracted thinking about multiple orgasms

Call it a draw then

I’m off for a urinusmaximus before bed

Sweet dreams

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