FabSwingers.com forum: Greatest quotes from blackadder goes forth

By *arlomale OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

Bit of a daft one but if you’re a fan then there’s some classic quotes and one liners I’ll go first send general melchards driver she hangs around with a big knob so she will be used to a guy like me woof woof

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of last year's "Mr. Madman" competition.

Brilliant!!

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By *arlomale OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

"Wibble

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in reply to baldricks well I’m a gormless idiot line

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By *arlomale OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

My favourite is where blackadder tells flashheart that the men would rather meet the man that cleans out the public toilets in Aberdeen wee John poopong mcplop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What amazes me Baldrick is how you managed to get so much custard from such a small cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flashheart:

“Enter the man who has no underwear. Ask me why.”

“Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash?”

“Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on.”

R.I.P. Rik Mayall

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I have a cunning plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant remember the whole qoute but the scene where baldrick is carving his own name onto a bullet, with the logic if hes the bullet with his name on he wont get shot "because everyone says there is a bullet out there with your name on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom,boom,boom,boom,boom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boom,boom,boom,boom,boom.

Baldrick's WW1 Poem - The German Guns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Darling:

"I'm as British as Queen Victoria!"

Blackadder:

"So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German!"

I spent all my childhood watching comedies with my Dad.

Blackadder was one of our favourites

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By *arlomale OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

The three silly twerps where one twerp short AGAIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cpt. Blackadder "Because there's something wrong with your fiancé, Sir"

General Melchett "Oh my god, she's not Welsh, is she?"

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By *arlomale OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

"Cpt. Blackadder "Because there's something wrong with your fiancé, Sir"

General Melchett "Oh my god, she's not Welsh, is she?" "
the gorgeous Georgina

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By *astledking19TV/TS
over a year ago

buckingham

“I spy with my little eye,something begging with T”.......

“Breakfast”

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

Loved blackadder, can never quite lines, but as soon as I've got the visual I can tell you what's happening next.

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

"Flashheart:

“Enter the man who has no underwear. Ask me why.”

“Why do you have no underwear, Lord Flash?”

“Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on.”

R.I.P. Rik Mayall

Love this! Woof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very funny, very well written and very well acted, but the depiction of British generals, and particularly Haig, is basically slanderous.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Is it as cunning as a fox that's just been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford University?"

Sadly that one didn't get a laugh because they were all about to be killed, but it is a cracking line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Woof”

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

" I smell something fishy, and I’m not talking about the contents of Baldrick’s apple crumble."

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

It's a close call....

"Hello, Savoy Grill"

"To Mr Charlie Chaplin Sennett Studios Hollywood California congrats STOP Have found only person in world less funny than you STOP Name Baldrick STOP Signed E Blackadder STOP" Oh and put a PS: "Please, please, please STOP"

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By *arlomale OP Man
over a year ago

darlington

Darling darling funny name for a guy isn’t it ? Last person I called darling was pregnant 20 seconds later

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Can't remember the exact quote but it was the coffee one

Baldrick's coffee has been made from mud with dandruff as a cunning sugar substitute.

Just don't ask what he's been using for the milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After Baldrick does something right for a change Blackadder says:

Well done Baldrick, as a reward, take a short break ... well, did you enjoy it?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

The one that always gets me is right at the end, just as they're about to go over the top and Baldrick says he has a cunning plan.

"Well, whatever it was I don't suppose it could be any worse than my plan to get out of here by pretending to be mad. After all, who'd notice one more mad man around here?"

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By *inna and SaintCouple
over a year ago

Sherbourne

Black Adder ... Baldrick....thank you for introducing me to a thoroughly new experience....

Baldrick.... whats that m'lord?"

Black Adder.... " Being pleased to see you...."

Queenie was simply magic....

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Last night with the old crone looking for the wise woman.

Just a wild stab in the dark...., which is what you'll get if you don't tell me

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