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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility

It's definitely not a good idea to fry bacon whilst naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's definitely not a good idea to fry bacon whilst naked. "

A bad case of hob nob is no fun either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just rub it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just rub it better "

I've tried that and it only increases the swelling lol

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By *utecontradictionMan
over a year ago

Malvern

I ironed once naked....I still bare the scar to this day......ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just rub it better

I've tried that and it only increases the swelling lol "

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"It's definitely not a good idea to fry bacon whilst naked.

A bad case of hob nob is no fun either "

Sausage incident?

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"just rub it better

I've tried that and it only increases the swelling lol "

Running under cold water will fix that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grill don't fry. Problem solved

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"I ironed once naked....I still bare the scar to this day......ouch. "

How did you manage to iron yourself?

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Grill don't fry. Problem solved "

Don't eat bacon, problem solved.

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Grill don't fry. Problem solved "

You have to take some risks in life

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By *utecontradictionMan
over a year ago

Malvern


"I ironed once naked....I still bare the scar to this day......ouch.

How did you manage to iron yourself?

"

I was stood too close to the board and dragged the iron backwards and it brushed across the top of my thigh. Thankully missing certain parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grill don't fry. Problem solved

You have to take some risks in life "

But never with bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ironed once naked....I still bare the scar to this day......ouch.

How did you manage to iron yourself?

"

I guess that’s one way to get rid of wrinkles!

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"I ironed once naked....I still bare the scar to this day......ouch.

How did you manage to iron yourself?

I was stood too close to the board and dragged the iron backwards and it brushed across the top of my thigh. Thankully missing certain parts. "

You need a taller ironing board!

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"I ironed once naked....I still bare the scar to this day......ouch.

How did you manage to iron yourself?

I guess that’s one way to get rid of wrinkles! "

I chickened out of replying with that

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By *utecontradictionMan
over a year ago

Malvern


"I ironed once naked....I still bare the scar to this day......ouch.

How did you manage to iron yourself?

I guess that’s one way to get rid of wrinkles!

I chickened out of replying with that "

I just proved that men just shouldn't do the ironing.....or does it prove we need more practice....I know it's one of them.

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"I ironed once naked....I still bare the scar to this day......ouch.

How did you manage to iron yourself?

I guess that’s one way to get rid of wrinkles!

I chickened out of replying with that

I just proved that men just shouldn't do the ironing.....or does it prove we need more practice....I know it's one of them. "

I was taught to iron by a man. They're usually very good at it

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By *utecontradictionMan
over a year ago

Malvern


"I ironed once naked....I still bare the scar to this day......ouch.

How did you manage to iron yourself?

I guess that’s one way to get rid of wrinkles!

I chickened out of replying with that

I just proved that men just shouldn't do the ironing.....or does it prove we need more practice....I know it's one of them.

I was taught to iron by a man. They're usually very good at it "

Shhhhh dont let that secret out of the bag....we are. And we are capable of doing the washing and lots more besides but dont tell anyone.

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"I ironed once naked....I still bare the scar to this day......ouch.

How did you manage to iron yourself?

I guess that’s one way to get rid of wrinkles!

I chickened out of replying with that

I just proved that men just shouldn't do the ironing.....or does it prove we need more practice....I know it's one of them.

I was taught to iron by a man. They're usually very good at it

Shhhhh dont let that secret out of the bag....we are. And we are capable of doing the washing and lots more besides but dont tell anyone. "

Oh no, shhh indeed. Perhaps nobody noticed!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"It's definitely not a good idea to fry bacon whilst naked.

A bad case of hob nob is no fun either "

Ha ha ha hob nob

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Me too!

Men have all the answers, don’t they

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

But - mmmmmmmmm crispy bacon

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"Me too!

Men have all the answers, don’t they "

They do.

Unfortunately they're not always the correct ones.

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"But - mmmmmmmmm crispy bacon "

Crispy bacon = good

crispy body parts = not so good

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Grill don't fry. Problem solved

Don't eat bacon, problem solved."

Whhhaaaaaaaaattt???

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"But - mmmmmmmmm crispy bacon

Crispy bacon = good

crispy body parts = not so good "

Thats fair x

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"But - mmmmmmmmm crispy bacon

Crispy bacon = good

crispy body parts = not so good

Thats fair x "

Crispy body parts are supposed to smell like bacon

C

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Me too!

Men have all the answers, don’t they

They do.

Unfortunately they're not always the correct ones. "

Obviously not asking the right questions!

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By *lice Malice OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Facility


"But - mmmmmmmmm crispy bacon

Crispy bacon = good

crispy body parts = not so good

Thats fair x

Crispy body parts are supposed to smell like bacon

C"

I'm surprised there aren't more cannibals if this is the case....

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