FabSwingers.com forum: Ask Ash Anything...

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Ask Ash anything and I will reply....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it always rain on my day off?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

How much do you like me out of 7?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why does it always rain on my day off? "

The rain knows its your day off Wonko....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What materials don't need ironing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does it always rain on my day off?

The rain knows its your day off Wonko....

Who told it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Do women leave slug trails ?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"How much do you like me out of 7?"

Considering your a Leicester fan I think about 6 out of 7......

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"How much do you like me out of 7?

Considering your a Leicester fan I think about 6 out of 7......

I'll take that

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What materials don't need ironing?"

There are a few i think of....Wool, Denim and I believe Nylon as the iron would melt it!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why does it always rain on my day off?

The rain knows its your day off Wonko....

Who told it?"

It must have heard you at some point....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Do women leave slug trails ?"

Yes...Its very common for women to leave a trail......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour socks are you wearing?

Oh, I think there's a new thread in that!

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

And before you say anything, just know there is a correct answer for this

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What colour socks are you wearing?

Oh, I think there's a new thread in that! "

I'm currently wearing a mix of Purple and Black socks...

I think that would be a good idea for a thread....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?

And before you say anything, just know there is a correct answer for this

Well eggs have been around long before Chickens...

Eggs 340 million years ago and Chickens 58,000 years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you put brown sauce in your stew Ash?

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?

And before you say anything, just know there is a correct answer for this

Well eggs have been around long before Chickens...

Eggs 340 million years ago and Chickens 58,000 years ago!"

Legend

im impressed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When is the optimum time for telling a man to assume the position to take a broom pole rectally ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does it always rain on my day off? "

Because you lied when you were 17.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much do you like me out of 7?"

I will give you a steady 4.8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What materials don't need ironing?"

All of them.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Do you put brown sauce in your stew Ash?"

I do like a stew in the winter time...I wouldn't know how to make one as I'm rubbish at cooking but will ask my lovely Lorna if she uses brown sauce....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"How much do you like me out of 7?

I will give you a steady 4.8

That's acceptable, thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?

And before you say anything, just know there is a correct answer for this

Well eggs have been around long before Chickens...

Eggs 340 million years ago and Chickens 58,000 years ago!

Legend

im impressed

You're very welcome!...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"When is the optimum time for telling a man to assume the position to take a broom pole rectally ?"

After several pints?

Have you heard about the new broom?

It's sweeping the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?

And before you say anything, just know there is a correct answer for this

Well eggs have been around long before Chickens...

Eggs 340 million years ago and Chickens 58,000 years ago!

Legend

im impressed

It's not that impressive he just looked on Google!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op. what do you believe the origins of the foxp2 gene to be?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What came first, the chicken or the egg?

And before you say anything, just know there is a correct answer for this

Well eggs have been around long before Chickens...

Eggs 340 million years ago and Chickens 58,000 years ago!

Legend

im impressed

It's not that impressive he just looked on Google!

Whats google?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Op. what do you believe the origins of the foxp2 gene to be?"

I say that if you’re asking a question about the evolution of humans as a species you really do need to include a diverse set of people.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

What date will social distancing end?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hello Ash.

As a man, how long do you think you'd want to date someone before considering marriage?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What date will social distancing end?

Sadly i think only when we have won this war against the virus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello Ash.

As a man, how long do you think you'd want to date someone before considering marriage? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What date will social distancing end?

17th August 2036.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hello Ash.

As a man, how long do you think you'd want to date someone before considering marriage? "

Hello Meli....when the time is right

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What date will social distancing end?

17th August 2036. "

I hope not....

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By *umstibleMan
over a year ago

Colindale

Can batman take superman?

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