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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll go first.

They only have legs cause have you seen the mess a slug leaves

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that image is now burned in my head

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Silver trails are only at times of intense arousal .... sadly that's why most here never see them ...

Mythical my dears mystique..... Mythical.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Well that image is now burned in my head "

You’re welcome brother

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Well that image is now burned in my head "

Weeble Women ...... they will get you!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

The average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 4 minutes and 3 seconds.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail. "

A table leg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail.

A table leg? "

It was my leg actually

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Silver trails are only at times of intense arousal .... sadly that's why most here never see them ...

Mythical my dears mystique..... Mythical."

Very sharp granny

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail.

A table leg?

It was my leg actually "

I think this is the pinnacle of my day

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Silver trails are only at times of intense arousal .... sadly that's why most here never see them ...

Mythical my dears mystique..... Mythical."

Men tell the ladies when it’s acceptable to become aroused

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

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"It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail.

A table leg?

It was my leg actually "

She has been looking at the furniture arousingly during lockdown..

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Women speak about 20,000 words a day. That’s 15,000 more than the average man

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail.

A table leg?

It was my leg actually "

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail.

A table leg?

It was my leg actually

She has been looking at the furniture arousingly during lockdown.."

Stop spreading my secrets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail.

A table leg?

It was my leg actually

She has been looking at the furniture arousingly during lockdown.."

Haha I can confirm that from the status updates she's had

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Women speak about 20,000 words a day. That’s 15,000 more than the average man "

And 19,000 more than men listen to...

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

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"It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail.

A table leg?

It was my leg actually

She has been looking at the furniture arousingly during lockdown..

Stop spreading my secrets! "

Stop spreading your trail along the furniture. Please and thanks

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

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"It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail.

A table leg?

It was my leg actually

She has been looking at the furniture arousingly during lockdown..

Haha I can confirm that from the status updates she's had "

That obvious.. now I’m getting the rap for spilling the beans . Women, eh!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Women speak about 20,000 words a day. That’s 15,000 more than the average man

And 19,000 more than men listen to... "

Touché

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail.

A table leg?

It was my leg actually

She has been looking at the furniture arousingly during lockdown..

Haha I can confirm that from the status updates she's had

That obvious.. now I’m getting the rap for spilling the beans . Women, eh! "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Women speak about 20,000 words a day. That’s 15,000 more than the average man

And 19,000 more than men listen to...

Touché "

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings


"Women speak about 20,000 words a day. That’s 15,000 more than the average man

And 19,000 more than men listen to...

Touché

"

And about 19500 more than we understand and remember

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"It's true. I've straddled a leg before and left a snail trail.

A table leg? "

I’ve seen this happen on a balustrade before

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Short female drivers that sit close to the steering wheel are the most likely to teach their destination before their male front seat passenger

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Short female drivers that sit close to the steering wheel are the most likely to teach their destination before their male front seat passenger "

This applies to large breasted women in all forms of transport also!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Short female drivers that sit close to the steering wheel are the most likely to teach their destination before their male front seat passenger

This applies to large breasted women in all forms of transport also! "

They always have a point to prove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women claim they can multitask

Idiots

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Women claim they can multitask

Idiots "

Multi tasking idiots is hard work

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women claim they can multitask

Idiots

Multi tasking idiots is hard work

C"

Not for the idiots

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Women claim they can multitask

Idiots "

He said that ^^ not me

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

They have a secret second G Spot, at the back of their throats.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Every woman is born with the ability to knit.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"They have a secret second G Spot, at the back of their throats."

I’ve heard this. I heard it can only be stimulated with a japs eye

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

In the 1800’s women used to handstand in the wind to navigate ships away from nearby dangers

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Some women can parallel park, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some women can parallel park, apparently."

Bollocks

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Some women can parallel park, apparently.

Bollocks "

Probably have park assist enabled!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

The smell of women’s tears will reduce men’s sexual arousal and testosterone levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that image is now burned in my head "

Same here ... I had to read it again , then actually pictured it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 4 minutes and 3 seconds. "

Excuse me Sir not all of us tell !! Some of us keep secrets !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women speak about 20,000 words a day. That’s 15,000 more than the average man "

Ok I think this is probaly a true statement!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Some women can parallel park, apparently."

I think I saw that on Facebook too..

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Women speak about 20,000 words a day. That’s 15,000 more than the average man

Ok I think this is probaly a true statement!! "

I got one right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women speak about 20,000 words a day. That’s 15,000 more than the average man

Ok I think this is probaly a true statement!!

I got one right "

You actually did !! The secret one not so much !!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Women speak about 20,000 words a day. That’s 15,000 more than the average man

Ok I think this is probaly a true statement!!

I got one right

You actually did !! The secret one not so much !! "

Ok the secret one is 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women speak about 20,000 words a day. That’s 15,000 more than the average man

Ok I think this is probaly a true statement!!

I got one right

You actually did !! The secret one not so much !!

Ok the secret one is 5 minutes "

Yes true for some I suppose (The Blabbers) and not so true for the ones who keep the secret. So nope I still think it is still a misleading statement!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Silver trails are only at times of intense arousal .... sadly that's why most here never see them ...

Mythical my dears mystique..... Mythical."

Gosh there is a lot of randy slugs.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Some women can parallel park, apparently.

Bollocks

Probably have park assist enabled! "

I can parallel park with only 1 hand on the steering wheel. I have to have my left hand on my hand operated clutch to make the car go backwards and forwards.

Like a glove! *in the voice of Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura*

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