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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You can tell if a man puts it about a lot cos his dick is floppy.

So it's best to wank their noses instead.

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over a year ago

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Puts a new meaning to cock snot

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Puts a new meaning to cock snot"

So it does.......

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Puts a new meaning to cock snot"

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

My nose is probably bigger than my dick

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Bored granny ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I heard the constant pressure from many vaginas crushes a mans willy into a skinny sausage.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Just call me Mr Floppy

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My nose is probably bigger than my dick

*sits on face*

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Bored granny ?

Sigh ........

Yeah .......

Might go for a walk while the sun shines....

Might find a man with a floppy cock and give him a lick around the ankles.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I heard the constant pressure from many vaginas crushes a mans willy into a skinny sausage. "

Precisely!

They don't know what's got them in a vice like grip till they try to get away.

I can keep a man in a 'tug 'o' war' while i'm flippin meself off ! Power to the fooooof !

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"You can tell if a man puts it about a lot cos his dick is floppy.

So it's best to wank their noses instead."

If a man’s cock is slack and well used, is it acceptable to do him in the ass instead?

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"My nose is probably bigger than my dick

*sits on face*"

*sneezes*

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I heard the constant pressure from many vaginas crushes a mans willy into a skinny sausage.

Precisely!

They don't know what's got them in a vice like grip till they try to get away.

I can keep a man in a 'tug 'o' war' while i'm flippin meself off ! Power to the fooooof !"

All hail the almighty foof.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My nose is probably bigger than my dick

*sits on face*

*sneezes* "

Instant regret.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You can tell if a man puts it about a lot cos his dick is floppy.

So it's best to wank their noses instead.

If a man’s cock is slack and well used, is it acceptable to do him in the ass instead?"

Christ yes ! He'll welcome it cos of his flibbilly wibbilly.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I'm having a floppy day

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm having a floppy day

Stop being such a man slut then, women are only interested in the hardest of the hard.

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By *.luke7Man
over a year ago

"My nose is probably bigger than my dick

*sits on face*

*sneezes*

Instant regret. "

Premature sternutation, apologies!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm having a floppy day

Seems the answer is to stick it up your arse........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My nose is probably bigger than my dick

*sits on face*

*sneezes*

Instant regret.

Premature sternutation, apologies!

Flirting .......

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"You can tell if a man puts it about a lot cos his dick is floppy.

So it's best to wank their noses instead.

If a man’s cock is slack and well used, is it acceptable to do him in the ass instead?

Christ yes ! He'll welcome it cos of his flibbilly wibbilly."

And am I right in thinking that I don’t need to talk to him about it first? Just go for it and he will appreciate it because of his well used slackness?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Precisely!

He should know he likes it!

When the shop assistant put my change in my mouth I say ...... Thankyou!

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